Picture this: you and your new woman (or man, after all, this is Atlanta) are planning a cozy evening together. You plan to cook dinner with wine served chilled. You just met her (or him) so you are anxious to impress with your culinary skills and your expert taste in wine.

But just as the two of you sit down to eat, she points to the wine and says, "honey, does this bottle say Little Jonathan Winery?" You answer, "yeeeeaaahhhhhhh!" 5 minutes later, you're all alone in your apartment sipping your chilled Lil Jon Merlot straight from the bottle.

Lil Jon officially launches his new wine collection with a Merlot, chardonnay and Cabernet that is already out in select California stores. Major roll out is expected in the next couple of weeks. (Source)

  • Bubbles

    What's next - Bonecrusher coming out with a lingerie line?

    So random.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sweetpea_337 pyt_504

    They need to stop! I know darn well I dont want to taste that mess. I didnt even try his "crunk" juice. He is annoying at 1st the yeahhhhhhhhh was funny but now it is sad. He needs to get that crap out his mouth, cut that nappy Anthohy Hamilton lookin beard off and go in the corner somewhere and enjoy his money. HIS TIME IS UP... He is so played out to me

  • http://notenoughrealmen.blogspot.com 2thick4u

    This is a nice business venture!!! I hope he can make some serious cash!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/sweetpea_337 pyt_504

    @ Thick...

    So would you buy his wine chick? You know it wont be cheap just because it's "LIL JOHN"

  • http://www.myspace.com/millyly milly

    LOL @ bubbles

    But all jokes aside I really hope he makes some money, I love to see my brothers excel with their business ventures.

  • alana

    WOW..I wonder what made him choose to market wine. I would picture his name associated with some kind of malt liquor beverage that would be sold in 45 ounces instead of 40.

  • NYCUTIE

    Wine makes me drunk too quickly! Wish him luck but I will definitely pass :)

  • AreUForReal

    LMBAO!!!!

  • AreUForReal

    But, on a serious note...GET THAT MONEY JON!!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

    so this is what happens when TVT shuts down shop? As long as that grill is nowhere near the marketing i'll give it a shot

  • Bsoul

    <> Just what we've all been waiting for.<>

  • hellava10

    I just don't know about this. Do I really want to pop the cork and hear "yyyeeeaaahhh" "oookkkaayyy"? I have finally adjusted to not hearing that phrase every hour. If that picture is anywhere near the wine, I'll drift back to drinking MD 20/20.

    ......He scares me.

  • bloggergirlz

    interesting...can't knock the hustle...i'm sure they'll gonna market this drink to the urban crowd...

  • pinkvirgo

    This is almost as bad as Paris Hilton's wine in a can.smh @celebs for even making wine tacky.

  • prynsexxx

    WHY maaan, WHYYYYYYYY?

    Why can't he market a line of toothbrushes and floss, or something that would BENEFIT the (blk) community. But not another liquor/wine line. Why is it that we are the ONLY ones with liquor and candy stores in "the hood" and they are not ran by us.

    I'm just sayin'.

  • dj_dceezy

    ya'll slipping... I just invested 100k in this wine... Bump a recession, I'm bout to eat better than 50 did off Vitamin Water, lol

  • Bsoul

    dj_dceezy Says:
    ya’ll slipping… I just invested 100k in this wine… Bump a recession, I’m bout to eat better than 50 did off Vitamin Water, lol

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    Sell your stock before it's too late, this wine will be in 99 cent stores before the end of the year. I'll buy some then to cook with.

    50's investment was given to him as payment for him endorsing and already successful product. Lil Jon's wickity-whack wine is a start up disaster waiting to happen.

  • MzTee

    Just what we need another rapper with a liquor product.

  • pmap

    this is funny

  • ms.peaches

    Ok am I the only 1 who was a lil frightened by that pic, remember that movie Teen Wolf when Micheal J Fox was changing into the wolf in front of the mirror!! OMG I agree with Bsoul this will be in your corner store sooner or later for no more than 4.99 a bottle(lol) right beside his crunk juice & I hate to sound negative cause he is trying to keep his hands in other thing other than rapping but c'mon, matter of fact he isn't even a rapper he is just a loud ass hype man!!!