Celeb Style: Zoe, Gabby
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No, Zoe Kravitz didn’t shut her eyes while picking out her evening wear. There’s a good reason for this fashion travesty. I’m just not sure what that reason is. But the occasion was something called a “Spring-fling” held at the Gramercy Park hotel last night in NYC.
I’ve long gotten over the excitement of seeing our people out of our element at the Kentucky Derby. The novelty has worn off. However, I will never get over seeing Gabrielle Union make a fool out of herself by trying to be something she’s not: an elegant lady. LOL!
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Zoe just doesn’t give a rat’s ass and Ima let her make it. As for Gabby- a jockey should stap on a saddle, slide a bit in her mouth and gallop away—–since she’s alway hot to trot
Does Gabreille have a mirror @ home, hmmmm???
Sad, sad, sad.
Our of our element…wow.
:^(
Zoe is just like her mom…keeping them talking with the crazy outfits. Although I don’t think Lisa wore white, beige, grey and black boots…that were originally white.
K, sorry, bye.
“No, Zoe Kravitz didn’t shut her eyes while picking out her evening wear.”
“I will never get over seeing Gabrielle Union make a fool out of herself by trying to be something she’s not: an elegant lady.”
OH MY GOSH! Sandra you went innnnnnn and I luv it.
Zoe looks like she stinks.
And Gabrielle is VERY BEAUTIFUL, and very ELEGANT. I’m very excited to see our people at the Derby.
We are NOT out of our element, we belong there too.
Gabby looks like she just got out bed with someone’s husband.
Zoe will always get as much attention wearing clothes that need washed and shoes that are not acceptable to be donated to the Goodwill vs a designer dress.
shhhh Says:
Gabby looks like she just got out bed with someone’s husband.
Stupid for me to say “Oh no you didn’t” Good thing I am at work alone. My jaw dropped and you know a jaw drop is like “the ugly cry” Noone must ever see.
You know Im going to church Sunday & Im gonna say a prayer for ms. Zoe cause only Jesus can fix this(lmao)!! are those socks she has on with the built in heels(lmao) she know she dead wrong for that whole ensemble, I don’t even think Lisa was that bad!! I know what it is, someone gave her a gift certificate to her local Flea market/ Goodwill?? Im jus sayin!!!
Funny (to me at least) when I saw Gabby with the hat (before I read the insert) I thought what’s up with that hat, is she at the horse races or something?? LOL!!!
I’m tired of seeing Zoe with that same simple azz smirk
candycane Says:
I’m tired of seeing Zoe with that same simple azz smirk
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I agree candycane…at first her “style” was kinda cute and quirky sorta like in an Eryka Badu kinda way…now it’s beginning to get on my nerves…she just looks like a train wreck consistently! Yukk!!!!
Zoe is a fool….she just don’t care.
I still like Zoe daddy no comment on her though.Scuffed up the boots already???Can people take care of their shoes when they KNOW they got money?
WTF @ Gabby, I don’t know what’s going on.I know that’s not a Sunday’s Best hat if it is I know somebody momma and nem mad!
Lol at the Gabby comment. Sandra you dirrrttty.
Zoe ~ She needs to pull a “Pretty Woman” and take a marker to those shoes.
Gabby ~ That looks like a funeral hat to me.
Gabby looks a hot crispy chicken w/ a 2 piece biscuit mess…as far as Zoe at least the clothes look clean, she can work on the shoes later
“… our people out of our element at the Kentucky Derby.”
Spoken like a true house negro.
Lookin’ good, Gabrielle.
Zoe looks dirty. I was watching an old episode of A Different World and Zoe looks so much like her mom…her mom was pretty back in the day. Did Lenny Kravitz do to Lisa, like Rohan Marley did to Lauryn?
Yikes. that was pretty mean . :-I
They both look ridiculous…I just want to take Zoe and give her a bath and Gabrielle…well I really don’t know what to say about her look except it’s TIRED!
zoe, zoe, zoe…stop watching those old episodes of your mom on a differnt world…with those ridiculous outfits she used to wear.
gabby, gabby, gabby, i’m going to need you to find a man quick. your falling off!
Gabrielle don’t miss NOTHIN. No event. No premiere. No movie. No grand opening. No grand closing. She’s even there at the Kentucky Derby. I like her little role on Ugly Betty, though.
I don’t think Zoe bathes everyday, for real for real. I really don’t like her whole look; sad and dirty is not what’s up.
Zoe needs to pay a stylist, her shyte is not even casual!! And Gabby needs to leave the church and funeral hat at home with that outfit!! It is not working!!
@ReadTheBlog Says:
Zoe looks dirty. I was watching an old episode of A Different World and Zoe looks so much like her mom
They have been showing Different World on BET and I love it because I miss shows like that/for as Zoe No comment and Gabby is a true home wrecker
Goliano Says:
“… our people out of our element at the Kentucky Derby.”
Spoken like a true house negro
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My thoughts exactly !!!
Where ever we are .. we are IN OUR ELEMENT !!
I don’t know what to say about Zoe…there’s a way to achieve the grunge/hobo/whateva look without actually being grungy!! Gabrielle looks like she rushed to get ready or something…wrong hat, wrong dress, wrong shoes…period.
Zoe looks like one of those Emo kids. Her boots look like they are “throw away blk”. Looks like she’s been hitch hikin’on the Underground Railroad.
Gabrielle – all I can say is…..I have never like blue and black together and looking at your picture, that is exactly why! Not only are the colors off. But the whole ensemble itself is not together.
Did I say that I don’t like blue and black together.
Gabrielle don’t miss NOTHIN. No event. No premiere. No movie. No grand opening. No grand closing. She’s even there at the Kentucky Derby
Aint that the damn truth?! LOL I need for her to get an appointment with a stylist before she goes & embarasses herself again. U’re sittin out there with big wigs & u got that damn bird basket on ur head… And who told her that a blue dress & black shoes looked good together? sigh…. This is why we rip u to shreds, Gabby. Not because u’re a man eater or a club rat, but because u do idiotic stuff like this when u know better
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And zoe… Please try just once to look like u enjoy life. She always looks confused and unhappy. Here’s a bit of advice, if u dont want to go or u cant find somethin to wear, stay ur ass at home!!
One last word for Gabby….
“The last time I seen a hat like that was at my mama’s funeral” LOL
I believe Zoe been digging in Lisa’s closet, and now she’s sporting her Mom’s clothes from back in the day….well, that’s how she looks….cute girl though…
Eureka!!! I’ve found a description for Zoe’s look – it’s not grimmy or dirty grunge
-it’s MANIC DEPRESSIVE with a touch of bipolar traits
With all due respect, for those that may NOT know, big hats are tradition at the derby. Now that being said to say this:
Last year Erykah Badu rock’d the biggest “I’m Gone Git U Sucka” leopard sombraro hat to the derby and “kilt” it.
Gabby you were there last year, you knew the drill. Why didn’t you step your game up. Matter of fact she was there with that fine ass Darrin Sharper. Talk about one fine specimen. Darrin Sharper is it. And since Gary Dourdan done turned crackhead on me, I gots to change my man up. I gotta see what rehab does for Gary first, but Darren get ready for your sexi….oops I mean initiation.
What happened Gabby?
Zoe looks like she needs an intervention, hopefully with a trip to the shower first.
I’m from Kentucky, A lot of black people go to the derby it’s a big deal for the whole state. So I wouldn’t say she is out of her element.
Zoe reminds me of her mother. Denise Cosby and Lisa Bonet had a very different kind of taste. WAAAAAYYYYY DIFFERENT!!
Gabby herself gets on my nerves. I don’t know why she just does. BUT I loved her crazy bit on Ugly Betty.
Ummm WHY is Zoe a “celebrity” again ? ? ?
^^^LOL! Anywho, she needs her ass kicked for them dirty white boots. Different is one thing but looking as if you got dressed near a dirt clothes hamper and goodwill is another. But then again, look who her parents are. Gabrielle looks nice but the shoes and hat doesn’t work for me with that dress. The hat really has to go.
i know im fairly new to the board and I LOVE IT!! however whats the issue with G-Union! I LOVE her!! please fill me in and hopefully i wont become a former STAN,uuhmm excuse me FAN!!
@ leat:
Here’s all you need to know about Gabby: she will take your man. ‘Nuff said.