GUESS WHO?

I’m just gonna guess by the UBER-metrosexual shirt (and the complicated buttons that real men don’t have time to figure out) that it’s URSHER in need of some lotion….he must be fresh out! In other observations, has anyone noticed that when him and that dude he married take a pic, he tries to do something candid and natural and she looks dead into the camera and kills the whole moment. She wanted to be famous when she grew up….40 years later, she almost kinda sorta is.

I’m getting over USHMEKA more and more everyday. He didn’t marry a celebrity or even anyone interesting. His marriage seems fake and the more he acts like a little school girl, the more fake it seems. On TRL, he went down a list about whats NOT true about her but he let out what IS true. OK. She aint 40- she 39. She has more kids than he has grammys. She used to be the “set out chick” to defense on a certain NFL team- a fact that a certain player keeps laughing about. She was sleeping with him through two BETTER, more believable relationships while she was married. She was sleeping with him and her husband during the time she “conceived”- somebody call Maury. His mom hates her guts. So, Ush, you and your virtuous woman deserve each other and NOBODY cares. We feel sorry for you actually. WOOOSAHHH!