Usher Expects Album To Flop, Admits He Needs Justin Timberlake
In a surprising revelation, singer Usher told a British newspaper of his plans to repackage his new album with a Justin Timberlake collabo.
Usher spoke with The Daily Mail newspaper last week and all but admitted that his album, Here I stand – which dropped today – will fail miserably.
Rather than talk about the songs on the album – Usher discussed songs he plans to add to the re-release, including a collaboration with Timberlake of whom Usher once said, “There simply is no comparison between me and Justin. He can’t even stand in the same lane as me, ever.”
Now Usher speaks like a man who is forced to face the harsh realities of dismal pre-sales estimates.
In his interview with the Mail, Usher said he regrets dissing Timberlake now that he needs him:
“I regret it, because he’s a great friend of mine now. I was young and didn’t know better. We were both being kids and he turned out to be a really cool guy, and we’re talking about doing something together for the repackaging of my album. If we ever worked together, though, it would be the biggest record ever.”
Sorry, Usher, but that train has left the station.
Another club promoter brutally attacked
I’m still getting emails from readers inquiring about club promoter and fitness trainer Darius Miller who was attacked by a group of thugs back in December. I don’t know Mr. Miller personally, but I hear he is out of ICU and recovering slowly due to brain damage. Please keep him in your prayers.
Yesterday, a loyal reader sent me an email detailing another brutal attack involving another club promoter named Syncere. Details are sketchy, but according to Syncere, 24, he was set up by a chick named Destinee who he met at on May 8 at Club Pure where he promotes Thursday nights.
After exchanging text messages for a few days, the two agreed to meet at a club. But prior to that meeting, Destinee informed Syncere that she had a boyfriend. At one point she said: “You seem like a great friend, I hope we can have a strong friendship for a long time since I’m taken“
Syncere invited her to his home at 2:10 AM to park her car before proceeding to the club together. As they pulled up to his driveway he was attacked by her boyfriend and another man who had been following them in another vehicle.
Syncere was stabbed 4 times and suffered a collapsed lung. He is out of the hospital now and asking for the public’s help to find his assailants.
Here’s a little friendly advice to you young cats: if you meet a woman in a club and she brings up her boyfriend within the first 15 minutes of conversation – she is not feeling you. Fall back.
Let the words “I have a boyfriend” or “I’m taken” be the last words you hear from a chick in a nightclub. If she says, “but we can still be friends,” you say, “no we can’t.” Life is too short and there are too many single chicks in Atlanta for you to be caught up in unnecessary drama.
You can read the first hand account from Syncere after the break (it’s a long read).
GUESS WHO?
Guess who showed her ass this weekend while on vacation in Miami? As usual, if you’ve seen this pic posted elsewhere, please don’t ruin the fun for others.
See who it is after the break!
Medical Minute: Breast Implant Varicosities
Today’s Medical Minute is all about Telangiectasia, otherwise known as spider veins or spider varicosities. Telangiectasia is not to be confused with varicose veins – a painful condition involving larger veins of the legs and feet.
Telangiectasia are dilated tiny blood vessels on the surface of the skin. These tiny dilated vessels or capillaries can be seen on any part of the body including the face and breasts. When spider veins are seen on the breasts, the condition is usually caused by pregnancy, hereditary diseases, binding clothing or breast implants that are too large for the surrounding tissue.
When breast implants are too large they can compress the veins under the skin surface causing them to dilate. This condition can be reversed by wearing loose-fitting clothing, re-doing the implants or adjusting the size of the implants.
20% of women who undergo breast implant surgery tend to choose implants that are too large for their frame. This leads to an unnatural breast appearance, sagging breasts and other problems including Telangiectasias.
In cases where spider veins do not resolve on their own, they are usually treated with laser therapy or injections which dissolves the veins.
This has been your Medical Minute!
THREE QUEENS ON A YACHT
This picture says it all! Three QUEENS on a yacht! There’s Jay Z doing his best imitation of Andre Leon Talley with those pursed lips and one hand on his hip. Just come OUT Jay, girl!
I don’t know what to say about that outfit Miss Sean Combs is wearing. He looks like an old Jewish woman on South Beach – sagging ass and all! Why are Sean’s breasts are bigger than Beyonce‘s and Bey is the one who’s supposed to be pregnant?
Photo Source: Beyonceworld.net
Video: When Animals Fight Back
Since we’re talking animals this morning (or the lack hereof) I decided to post this viral video which has over 32 million views on YouTube.
That’s more views than Beyoncé and Chris Brown put together!
In this video, a baby buffalo is being eaten alive by cowardly lions when one buffalo decides to step to the plate and man up. The next thing you know, a lion goes airborne and the chase begins! You have to watch the entire video to appreciate the beauty of it. 
How was your Memorial Day?
I hope everyone had a safe and happy Memorial Day Weekend. I took the weekend off to spend time with my mom and a friend. I decided to hit up Atlanta’s tourist attractions like the Aquarium, the Atlanta Zoo and Six Flags.
I must say we had a ball at the Aquarium! It was so much fun – kinda like Disney World without the rides and without all that walking.
Ticket prices are pretty steep but the Aquarium was definitely worth the price of admission. I can’t say enough about the Aquarium staff. Unlike at the Atlanta Zoo, Aquarium staff were everywhere. Most were patient and willing to answer questions – except for this one guy who I detected was a little wary of answering dumb questions from the public. Knowing this, I hesitated to ask him my dumb question but I just had to know: “why don’t the whales eat the smaller fish in the aquarium?”
The guy paused, as if carefully considering his answer. “Because they’re not hungry,” he responded. Smart ass.
I didn’t take my camera to the Aquarium because I called myself taking the weekend off to relax. I know, dumb move. I didn’t make that mistake on Monday when we went to the zoo. But unlike the Aquarium, the zoo was mind numbingly boring!
