Photo of the Day: Michael Jordan is Feeling No Pain

Looks like Michael Jordan has trouble holding his liquor. I’m willing to bet this pic was taken at a party where the only melanin in the room was Michael himself. You see, Michael refuses to allow any of “us” to snap shots of him when he’s partying in black clubs.

That’s why you never see him partying with “us”. Oh, but trust me, Mike parties. He was in Atlanta last month partying every night of the week. But not one of “us” were allowed to take any pics of him. I’m not sure why. Maybe he doesn’t want his corporate pals to see him slumming? That’s typical of a corporate coon like Mike.

Shout out to loyal reader April for the pic!

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25 Responses to “Photo of the Day: Michael Jordan is Feeling No Pain”

  1. 1
    NYCUTIE says:

    LMAO!! That is a little more than alcohol

  2. 2
    2bme says:

    where was his current Becky? MJ may be the greatest on the court but he’s trash outside of it

  3. 3
    prynsexxx says:

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Talk about eyes being twist tied shut! Mike was zooted and polluted!

    Oh and Charles Barkley is the same way about having his picture take WITH blks.

    Seen him at an All-Star game he let lil lilly YT get a pic. My friend tried and he was like “no more pics please”. WTF!

    You ol’ fat top lip pygmy dog lookin’ mug!

  4. 4
    Anna says:

    Only a spouse knows your true colors and thats why most divorce. We know Juanita got tired of his cheating, gambling ass.

  5. 5
    african_dude says:

    can`t a brotha just party with whoever he wants to party with?

  6. 6
    milly says:

    damn Mike its like that player???
    I dont care who people want to date, wether it be the same sex or diff race.
    But some of these dudes dating these white chicks have a lot of self hate, and he’s a perfect example of that.

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    Sharonda says:

    I’m willing to bet this pic was taken at a party where the only melanin in the room was Michael himself.
    ^^^
    LOL, ohhhh you not lying though.Most men like him just can’t stand us.I was reallu never bothered with him though because he was never attractive to me.Not all the money he made off them kids waiting 5oclock in the morning to get some Js could get me to look at him in attractive way.Ever.

  8. 8
    Sharonda says:

    really*

  9. 9
    bloggergirlz says:

    mj is difinitely a “white girl” lover…he parties in many black and/or mixed clubs in chgo, but rarely takes pics…i was at a party yrs ago and they cleared out the vip section for him and his WGs…i didn’t leave and no one tripped since i knew the promoters…those broads jumped right on the table and started dancing like strippers (white strippers of course) and acting all giddy and $hit (girl on girl action, girls gone wild, etc)…the ONLY black chicks i’ve seen him EVER try to “talk” to were super light…

  10. 10
    westendfresh says:

    homie is zooted as hell in that pic. thats not green or alcohol either.

  11. 11
    Tangela says:

    Ya’ll use a lot of words I don’t know around these parts, so I looked one up. Urban Dictionary.com states that zooted means “to be just so ****ed up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time,” or “when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibility of vomiting is very real.”

    Learn new stuff everyday!

  12. 12
    pinkvirgo says:

    What kills me is that the white girls they choose really aren’t that cute. I would respect it more if she was beautiful and not just an old regular white broad.Off subject if you watch Real World the too brothas in the house were fighting over the ugliest white mud duck I have ever seen and they are both very handsome.smh It’s just something about that skin I tell ya. Slavery effed us up 4 real.

  13. 13
    shunda says:

    MJ is in the same book as Kobe Bryant with me. Phenomenon on the court but class A dumb ass once they step off. I had every pair of Jordan’s in every color growing up. My mother would take her day off standing in line with all the teenagers. I wish I could get her money back.

  14. 14
    Yanaja says:

    prynsexxx Says:

    Oh and Charles Barkley is the same way about having his picture take WITH blks.

    Seen him at an All-Star game he let lil lilly YT get a pic. My friend tried and he was like “no more pics please”. WTF!

    You ol’ fat top lip pygmy dog lookin’ mug!

    —————-

    Charles isn’t like that. He won’t stick it in a brown girl but he’ll be nice to one. He’s actually really fun to hang out with. Talks too damn much though lol

    Michael Jordan is everything Sandra said he is…

    On a side note, one ex-player who I will tell you is the NICEST dude in the world…you ATLers may already know because he’s spent many many years in your neck of the woods…Dominique Wilkins. A few times I’ve seen him out on the town during various out of town event weekends and he’s joined my friends and I for dinner and drinks, etc. never once has he propositioned any of us. He’s just a real cool, polite and down to earth guy. Very rare considering all these P*ssy Monsters in the NBA…

  15. 15
    Zuley says:

    Number one he is too old to be partying and acting like a child so unattractive. He should be helping Barack with his campaign or doing something meaningful. Number two I agree with pinkvirgo the white girls these black men choose are not even attractive gold diggers. I mean I can understand Reggie Bush going for Kim Kardashian cause at least she has a body and nice face. But these uggg mugs these other black celebs choose are ugly as hell.

  16. 16
    Yanaja says:

    pinkvirgo Says:

    What kills me is that the white girls they choose really aren’t that cute. I would respect it more if she was beautiful and not just an old regular white broad.Off subject if you watch Real World the too brothas in the house were fighting over the ugliest white mud duck I have ever seen and they are both very handsome.smh It’s just something about that skin I tell ya. Slavery effed us up 4 real.
    —————–

    Aren’t they cute? They are both white washed as hell though. Did you see when that ugly b*tch was giving the dreaded one head in the attic? That was trifling…

  17. 17
    Zuley says:

    Oh and another thing he does not look drunk in that pic. He looks high off that sticky icky icky if you ask me.

  18. 18
    pinkvirgo says:

    @ Yanaja thats what they like.I’m like ewwww and Greg was actually mad I was like wtf!She’s god awful! Greg is a Black Adonis 4 real and dread head is a cutie 4 real.*sigh*

  19. 19
    prynsexxx says:

    #14 said:

    Charles isn’t like that. He won’t stick it in a brown girl but he’ll be nice to one.
    _________________________________________________

    Why isn’t he? I was right there. That man said, “no more pics please”.

    Did I forget to mention that it was in a snide rude kinda way.

  20. 20
    Lisa says:

    Michael Jordan has never had a thing for the sista’s and if he did they were light like someone said, and we know what went down with him and Janet. For some reason men like Jordan think that white women are the trophies. These women only want the money and a baby. MJ may be good on the court, but I never EVER liked his cheating butt, I’m so happy Juanita finally left his butt with HALF!!!

  21. 21
    shhhh says:

    Most people that are really really dark, they alway end up with someone that’s not black or very light. Really dark people have a complex about their skin color and as well as insecurities. I have 4 sibiling/cousins that are extremely dark skined and each of the are with people of the opposite race.

    Another reason Jordan likes white girls, is because they in most cases will do things on the first night that black girls won’t do (giving BJ’s). Then too, a smart black woman isn’t about to be giving up no nookie and head on the first night for free, lol. It’s just not going to happen and I’m sure Jordan knows that. See a white girl will work hard at trying to become a wife, so they will do as they’re told off the bat. Black girls? Nah.

    I’ve heard that Michael Jordan is a MAJOR a**hole. He’s ****y, rude, and arrogant. He treats people like sh*t and has a bunch of yes men around him that he just barks and gives orders too. When he’s in the club, he sends his goons to tell women “michael would like to meet you” of course that chick is feeling special. Once the chick comes to meet him, he’ll tell them “lets go somewhere in private” and sneaks them out the back door.

  22. 22
    ReadTheBlog says:

    Now that I’m older, I’m trying to figure out what is attractive about Jordan…

  23. 23
    brwnsugga4you says:

    everybody deserves to party like a rock star every now and then.

  24. 24
    ChokLitFactory says:

    Yanaja Says:

    pinkvirgo Says:

    What kills me is that the white girls they choose really aren’t that cute. I would respect it more if she was beautiful and not just an old regular white broad.Off subject if you watch Real World the too brothas in the house were fighting over the ugliest white mud duck I have ever seen and they are both very handsome.smh It’s just something about that skin I tell ya. Slavery effed us up 4 real.
    —————–

    Aren’t they cute? They are both white washed as hell though. Did you see when that ugly b*tch was giving the dreaded one head in the attic? That was trifling…
    _________________________________________________

    SO true about the ‘Real World’ comment. That dog-faced white girl is havin those brothas in the house all crazy on eachother. And Will feels it is so necessary to defend his WYT ‘Queen’ after Greg steals Sarah’s underwear (although Greg was WRONG for that one). I wonder what kind of parents raised a kid like Greg? Dude is effed up!

  25. 25
    Anna says:

    @ ReadTheBlog Says:

    Now that I’m older, I’m trying to figure out what is attractive about Jordan…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Back in the day he was the man. Behind every good man is a good woman. How many single white men have been president of America? Michael made his money, was married and has kids. He is now aging and in a state of man-o-pause. All the white girls he can party with in one night is just a ego trip. He probably parties so much he can’t keep up or get it up without help.

    Now on another note. Look at Magic and Cookie, age is only a number and to age with someone only makes you radiate and others around you want what you have (I am not talking money). There is nothing wrong with having the same person to wake up to each day.
    Anyone can have a different person for each day of the week if they choose. I only find that makes you sad, lonely and remembering that money really does not buy “Real love (Jodie Whatley) and “Love and Happiness (Al Green). (“Love will make you do wrong”) Real Love will want to make you do right.

    Just my thought of the day. (insert smile)

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