Fan Mail: Idris Elba is more like a toothpick?

Sandra Rose June 20, 2008

Ladies, this email might come as a shock to some of you. I guess Idris is very well-known in the strip clubs?

Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:07:36
From: [Name removed by request]
To: sandra@sandrarose.com
Subject: How bout ya Morning Wood is not WOOD at ALL

Word in the strip club is…….. that your morning wood (Idris Elba) is NOT wood at all…. more like a toothpick. What a major disappointment!!!

Maybe that’s why he wouldn’t let you take pics of him because your camera may have had X-Ray vision!! Or maybe that’s why he goes for the simple girls…cuz they’re so star struck and they don’t care!!!

Photo evidence is coming soon.

Photo: Wireimage/Getty

hmmm…

Awww DAMN! That’s a damn kill joy! I can’t stand a fine ass man with a little pecker. Well to save face, I hope he eats some good….
http://www.myspace.com/amax79 AKAtastrophy1908

Say it ain’t so! Well, I guess you can’t have it all- beauty, cute accent, talent, money, and a handle on bedroom operations. That’s why successful women still go for the broke brothers with the after hours activities on lock instead of the equally/more successful brothers with the toothpick action going on. Maybe that’s why the ball players’ wives/girlfriends/jumpoffs generally are super skinny with small pelvises- unless the baller is azz ugly because he could still be working with something since he is NOT attractive, just rich…..
http://notenoughrealmen.blogspot.com 2thick4u

LOL:)!!!

Damn…that would be a shame. All that muscle but don’t have it where it counts!!!
gemini83

It probably aint that small. He probably know how to work with what he got. He could STILL get it.
brwnsugga4you

KEEP HOPE ALIVE…KEEP HOPE ALIVE….!!!!
ckarinwhite

Say it ain’t so, Auntie San!…
Terry .W

Thats all relative…he might be too small, but then again home girl might be too big!….Whatev, he is still fine!
Kymystry

@ AKA … imma have to throw the yellow warning flag in.. You are ALMOST on time Out Missy …

I am SCREAMIN OVA HERE … LOL >> LOL
browni007

I guess she stripped him… and my fantasy.
brwnsugga4you

Word in the strip club is…….. that your morning wood (Idris Elba) is NOT wood at all…. more like a toothpick. What a major disappointment!!!

~~~i’m sure he would be a toothpick strippers~~~

~~~i think the man got something and if he don’t there are always creams and pumps that can take care of that little problem…lol.~~~
bklynsjm123

Well alrighty then. I want to see the pics.
http://myspace.com/birminghamblaze Dani

so what… my love is too strong to worry about that. he and I have OPTIONS. we get around his little problem
brwnsugga4you

~~~i meant to say…i’m sure he would be a toothpick to a bunch of strippers~~~~

~~~i’m all flusterd again…~~~
http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Who said Idris prefers stupid girls? His ex-wife is an ultra successful, drop dead gorgeous attorney in Baltimore. Anyway, no letter from a reader who claims to have heard through the strip club grapevine that he ain’t packin can’t steal my love. The man looks good. Point, blank, period.
breniqua

po po idris!!
tamel

“Photo evidence is coming soon”….Oh my!!!

And to Terry…if it’s big it’s big and if it’s small it’s small, it don’t matter how big the girl is unless he’s hitting it from the back and she has a big behind. I think 5 is avg. but I think if it’s under 7, it’s small. Now girth is a whole nother different subject.
karaz

Who the hell is Stephanie? and who are these so called sources? I’ve heard differently, so I’ll need to see some pictorial evidence.
Kymystry

too much girth will have you crossin your eyes .. schredding sheets … and soakin in the tub … sigh … good memories … good memories … (peekin to see if im on timeout)
http://pleasurekisses.com Mika79

Ummmm, off topic…how do I put a picture instead of the S
http://myspace.com/birminghamblaze Dani

@kymystry
you just made me spit sprite all over my keyboard. lmao
MzTee

I want to see the pictures before I believe his foiness has a little wee wee.

And, I’m with the poster who questioned the credibility of these sources. Who are these folks? And, more importantly, why should we believe anything she has to say?
http://www.myspace.com/amax79 AKAtastrophy1908

ok, i’ve decided that Idris is fine enough for me to invest in some tightening cream (if he is ridiculously small) to keep our relationship going. Many women have done that (women married to white/short/Asian/Arab men, Shaq’s wife, Usher’s girls, etc)so I am not above making that thing work (the things women do for love)…
brwnsugga4you

kymystry…

~~~pls join myself, mocha in the park…~~~lol.
http://www.myspace.com/msmeka2cute Mz_Magnificent1

Someone ALWAYS has to bring the drama…Idris is still a fioooone man and he is a nice person.

As for the simple girls comment…his ex was a friggin lawyer. SHEESH…
ChokLitFactory

I do NOT believe this for one bit! I mean, the man is Nigerian for God’s sake! This is prolly some scorned woman who Idris took her girl from.
I wait for the so-called evidence as well!
brwnsugga4you

it’s IDRIS day here on sandrarose.com…don’t spoil our fun & fantasies with a bunch of foolishness..talking about this man don’t have nothing…& some of yah are dry in the vajayjay…so it’s the same shit…TEAM IDRIS..LOL.~~~
karaz

ChokLitFactory Says:

I do NOT believe this for one bit! I mean, the man is Nigerian for God’s sake! This is prolly some scorned woman who Idris took her girl from.
I wait for the so-called evidence as well!

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He is not Nigerian. He’s Sierra Leonian and Ghanaian.
And not all African men are packing either, don’t let them sell you that lie.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

I have something in my teeth…Hey, Idris, got a toothpick I can borrow?
brenden

AKAtastrophy1908 Says:

ok, i’ve decided that Idris is fine enough for me to invest in some tightening cream (if he is ridiculously small) to keep our relationship going

Lmao. That’s right. A real woman knows you have to work to make a relationship last. If he’s too small for you then tighten it up. If you’re too big down there then do some damn kegls.lol. Believe it or not I actually know the brotha. Haven’t seen or spoken to him in about 3yrs, and I have no clue what his endowment is like, but I can vouch that he’s good people.
prynsexxx

I REFUSE to believe this……..but as KG said “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE”.

Now that line I can believe.

I’ve been with 6 footers who are packing a tic tac (literally, no lie, true story) and I’ve been with 5’11’ers that will put a horse to shame.

But this “inside stripper source” sounds like a woman scorned to me. And if she’s speaking on a friends behalf, well all I can say is……….if you’ve put in “work” all night and you got a hold of Idris or any man for that matter, the only thing you should be trying to feel is if your uterus is still in place.
MOCHAMOMMY

I was all excited imaginin Idris hittin it… Now this comes out. That man aint gotta be hung like a horse to make a woman come. Sh*t, if his mouth and hands work right, he can be somethin dangerous. And I’m a fair woman, I dont mind hoppin on top and lookin down at that sexy ass face. Puttin the blanket over my head and turning up “So Gone”
Kymystry

** kicks rocks on my way to da kona —— > > > >
MOCHAMOMMY

Prynsexxx, so have I…. I had that myth disspelled my freshman yr. I met a 7 foot 2 dude who I was sure would stuff it in my chest. I felt it [in my hand] & my 3 month old nephew had more to offer. Needless to say, I developed a sudden stomachache & asked to go home. So ladies, dont let that “oh he’s tall, its big” or “he’s black, its big” fool u, thats all bs!!!!
pointhimout

just because his d i c k aint get hard for her dont mean the man aint workin wit nuttin; could just mean he wasn’t into her. it does happen ladies.
pointhimout

unless she has authentic photos delivered by the accounting firm of coopers or pricewaterhouse, im not buyin it
Kymystry

Chile yall ain’t neva lied .. Dated a former NFL’er and thought that his wee willy was his Belly button .. also had a 120 lb skripper (10 yrs younger than me) and I had to have my uterus checked to make sure it wasn’t on the end of his peter when he finished … since Mocha .. brwnsugga and prynsexxx are ALL in da kona .. we are chit chattin playing spades on the blanket …. Listening to Monica’s Greatest hits
prynsexxx

But wait, why did one of my h o e ass friends try to comfort me when I shared my disbelief and disappointment:

Her exact words were:

“He has one, it’s just up in there. You might need to suck it out for him. It’s there.”

She was dead serious. Little did she know she was talking to a corpse (me) cuz I was DEAD on the floor after that. LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://pleasurekisses.com Mika79

brenden Says:

AKAtastrophy1908 Says:

ok, i’ve decided that Idris is fine enough for me to invest in some tightening cream (if he is ridiculously small) to keep our relationship going

Lmao. That’s right. A real woman knows you have to work to make a relationship last. If he’s too small for you then tighten it up. If you’re too big down there then do some damn kegls.lol. Believe it or not I actually know the brotha. Haven’t seen or spoken to him in about 3yrs, and I have no clue what his endowment is like, but I can vouch that he’s good people

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I sell some of that on my site too! HAHAHHAHA!
Kymystry

@ prynsexxx Chileeeeee I’m on da flo with you SCA-REEMIN !!
brwnsugga4you

kymystry says: brwnsugga and prynsexxx are ALL in da kona .. we are chit chattin playing spades on the blanket …. Listening to Monica’s Greatest hits.

~~~LMAO~~~
http://www.myspace.com/tianamomof3 cutienjerzey

LMAO at all these comments…I’m just gonna come over there w/ you guys and bring a little wine!!! TGIF
kay

Or maybe just maybe he dates women of natural beauty bc that is what he likes…Not everyone wants to be with the superficial model types…toothpick or not gold diggin strippers date wallets not WOOD sizes!!!
Yanaja

kay Says:

toothpick or not gold diggin strippers date wallets not WOOD sizes!!!
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TRUE DAT! LOL
Yanaja

brwnsugga4you Says:

kymystry says: brwnsugga and prynsexxx are ALL in da kona .. …. Listening to Monica’s Greatest hits.
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ROTFLMAO
Sandra’s gonna cut ya lol
Sharonda

LOL, oh my.
http://www.myspace.com/millyly milly

Damn that was quick
MOCHAMOMMY

kay Says:

Or maybe just maybe he dates women of natural beauty bc that is what he likes…Not everyone wants to be with the superficial model types…toothpick or not gold diggin strippers date wallets not WOOD sizes
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Ha!! That is crazy talk here on SandraRose. Here, we believe all men are gay and cheat on their girlfriends with men and Rihanna can out-sing Whitney!!
kat

me, personally, don’t want a stripper/porn star d*ck. so come on idris….as long as i can feel SOMETHING and you can work it…..i’ll take ya fine azz!!
brwnsugga4you

Yanaja Says: kymystry says: brwnsugga and prynsexxx are ALL in da kona .. …. Listening to Monica’s Greatest hits.
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ROTFLMAO
Sandra’s gonna cut ya lol

~~~~auntie sandra loves us..she knows we mean well (wink..lol)~~~
prynsexxx

I’m still ridin’ with him.

He can do no wrong!

Aint that right boo?

He say yes.
brwnsugga4you

prynsexxx Says:

I’m still ridin’ with him.

He can do no wrong!

Aint that right boo?

He say yes.
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~~~no smoking w**d or taking shots of patron in the park…lmao~~~
Ilovepink1981

I wasn’t feeling Idris..Homefully Im not the only one…
http://FreshFromTheStreetz.blogspot.com Zuley

How about my lunch would have stayed down if I had not read that. ewwwww YUCK like I said you ladies can have him 4 inches or 16 inches. I don’t want ANNNNYYYYY parts of what he has to offer. Why couldn’t we got the scoop on Boris size or someone I at least cared about. This Idris guy I bet his d!ck looks like a burnt snicker bar ugh I’m gagging on my keyboards at the thought.
classic

IDRIS IS MY BOY- However, here I was at work minding my own and trying to get that dollar, and think what the hell I am going to do when I get home- movie, clean etc. Now, I came across this post and man I completely forgot what the hell I needed to do.
Went to the gym yesterday worked my AZZ off literally, and did some major abs workout- and you beautiful, loving, witty, comedians have me spitting my coke,cookie, pressing the wrong damn key on the keyboard, boss asking me if I am crazy or smoking weed, people giving me the evil eye etc. But, if these heifers in my office knows why I am laughing they would shut the hell up.
Kym, Zuley, Prynsexx, Mocha, – and the whole gang in the Corner, I am bringing the pretzel, the dip, tissue, and whatever you want – because after rolling on the floor, and grabbing my darn stomach from all the aches- I am coming over there to pull the real hair, weave, sow-ins, whatever- and beat you with the cards, scratch the Monica cd- and kick sand in your all faces………..causes I am upset with you all making me laugh this much. LOVE YOU ALL keep it up man, keep it up. Now, that its 3:51 almost time for me to go. GUYS THANKS FOR MAKING MY WEEK!!
Kymystry

@ classic .. Wow .. such Violence … but I feel ya.. we BLASTING .. the Umma Do me Remix .. it features ALL rap Hip Hop baby Momma’s .. and that CAN Make a susta violent … LOL
Terry .W

@ Zuley – Damn girl, Aint nothing wrong with a burnt snicker bar D**k as long as it belongs to Idris..

But if he’s not your type…I aint mad at you..lol
browni007

dayum, dayum GINA – comments are crazy! So I will add one.
I met a six foot cutie in the tunnel I was sure the peter was big — the peter was so small the condom fell off – and he was 6 one
hellava10

Now, I’ve got to call the IT department because I just licked my screen
brwnsugga4you

hellava10 Says:

Now, I’ve got to call the IT department because I just licked my screen

~~~hellava10..pls come join the rest of us at the park.~~~lmao~~
Womanlyanomaly

This post is not true. Idris is indeed the “total package” if there is such a thing. He is a beuatiful, humble man who is no doubt “blessed”. TRUST. These strip club skeezers are just mad cuz he doesn’t frivolously throw his hard-earned, well deserved money to their low-class, triflin butts. Anyway, get off his “toothpick” and learn a new “booty jumpin trick”.. Love you Driis! Silence to the malicious haters…..
http://www.myspace.com/reddymond_45 The Black Katie Couric

NOOOOOOOOO not Stringer Bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
karaz

Zuley Says:

Why couldn’t we got the scoop on Boris size or someone I at least cared about.

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I thought you said you didn’t like African men? Because Boris is African…
http://FreshFromTheStreetz.blogspot.com Zuley

LOL you ladies are so funny licking the screen. *trying to remember when she licked the screen over a picture* haha But yea in the other Idris post I did say that ^^^^ and then I put besides Boris. And lol classic and Terry W. I feel ya’ll.
decedrick

Why is his shirt so damn filthy in this pic? I see about five stains(bleach spots) on his shirt, am I seeing things or what.
Sindy

Who cares about his little wood. His looks and charm is enough.
intensemocha

Size doesn’t really matter, when I was younger I used to believe that it was, as I’ve gotten older and matured it’s more about the whole experience and the expertise of your lover-if his “head” game is point mental and physical then I doubt a sistah would complain.

Don’t get me wrong….anything smaller than a pinkie should be surgically corrected and classified as a disability!
Island Princess

Mr. Elba is sexy ass hell! Those strippers are just hating on him. Everyone knows that “Stringer Bell” is not no tooth pick. He is one of a kind!
oshikoyah

I so totally disagree with that email. I’ve seen Idris in person… as a matter of fact, I seen him at the IKEA down at Atlantic Station and the brotha is far from a damn toothpick. 6’4″ and just right!!! Yum!!! He’s not super big, but he damn sure and super thin! Now if she’s talking about the “air down there”… then I don’t know what to say about that! LOL!!!
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

I am speechless at this comments!!!! Its way too early for my stomach to hurt like this WOW… @Zuley girl i am with you give me my Boris and tell me about his private…. LOL

I see while I was gone there has been many trips to the corner and timeout dang I miss out on the fun!!! BOO 2 you guys!!!!
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Pardon my Typos “these”
ggouch

I REFUSE to take the word of a stripper..whose vajayjay is…NEVERMIND…..

this is me folding my arms and stomping my feet…..NO NO NO, …I refuse to have my joy snatched away by horrible rumors and speculations like that. Besides, my drunk aunt would say…”girl the more money they spend the bigger it gets…be patient”…

besides: I love him

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