Ladies, this email might come as a shock to some of you. I guess Idris is very well-known in the strip clubs?
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:07:36
From: [Name removed by request]
Subject: How bout ya Morning Wood is not WOOD at ALL
Word in the strip club is…….. that your morning wood (Idris Elba) is NOT wood at all…. more like a toothpick. What a major disappointment!!!
Maybe that’s why he wouldn’t let you take pics of him because your camera may have had X-Ray vision!! Or maybe that’s why he goes for the simple girls…cuz they’re so star struck and they don’t care!!!
Photo evidence is coming soon.