Morning Wood: Pharrell Williams…

Just kidding, of course! :)

THIS JUST IN!

According to the Daily Mail, N.E.R.D. producer Pharrell Williams is planning to spend “hundreds of thousands of dollars” on a new risky procedure to remove the unsightly, not to mention tacky, tattoos from his arms. The new procedure involves scientists growing skin grafts in a lab. The procedure is similar to the one used by doctors to replace damaged skin on burn victims.

Williams is undaunted by the pain and risk involved: he just wants the tacky tattoos gone. He says, “It’s going to be pricey, but f**k it, it’s worth it. I got fire on my arms! I’m a grown man!”


 


22 Responses to “Morning Wood: Pharrell Williams…”

  1. 1
    Made4Success says:

    Oh a sista was ’bout to say!!! Stop playin’ Sandra. Used to be attracted to Pharrell, until he had plastic surgery and got a little sugary! Nexxxxxxxxxxxt.

  2. 2
    MOCHAMOMMY says:

    ^^ What surgery did he have????

  3. 3
    shunda says:

    LMBAO!!!

  4. 4
    brwnsugga4you says:

    he does nothing for me….+ i wouldn’t be able to get pass that pink belt!!

  5. 5
    Made4Success says:

    MOCHAMOMMY Says:

    ^^ What surgery did he have????

    *********

    Face lift and cheeks, lookin at before and afta pics right now.

  6. 6
    Made4Success says:

    brwnsugga4you Says:

    he does nothing for me….+ i wouldn’t be able to get pass that pink belt!!
    ******

    Bwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa! Brownsugga, you owe me anotha monitor cause I laughed coffee all ova it!! Pink belt comment.

  7. 7
    MOCHAMOMMY says:

    Pink belt? One look at those diamond boxers & bird chest & I’d dry up like the Sahara

    Post the before & after pix, Made4Success… I need somethin to look at in time out. Prynsexxx hasnt brought back my XSCAPE dvd & its a little boring over here!!

  8. 8
    ggouch says:

    I am a grown as man..who still thinks it’s ok for my panties to show over my jeans.

    Pharrel’s chest is smaller than my 13 year old cousin’s. As a black women…my mouth does not even get wet…let alone anything else getting wet. Who the hell wants to hug a man, and when you put your arms around him you come back around and be hugging your damn self….ewwwwwwwwww YUCK!

  9. 9
    brwnsugga4you says:

    Made4Success Says:

    ~~~lol..i’m serious…and if i ever get in bed with a man..and i look up and i see pink on his d*mn belt…i’m politely picking up my cell phone and calling my gay friend..and tell him he has a blind date waiting for him…texting directions..lol!!!~~~

  10. 10
    brwnsugga4you says:

    ggouch Says: Who the hell wants to hug a man, and when you put your arms around him you come back around and be hugging your damn self….ewwwwwwwwww YUCK.

    ~~~you have earned your space in the comment hall of shame…welcome..LMAO!!!~~~

  11. 11
    pointhimout says:

    LMAO yall ladies are hilariouis. he’s too little fa me too though. Now that damn Polow da Don; oh yeah, he can get it.

  12. 12
    NYCUTIE says:

    Pharrell is hollywood… The other two in his group are cute but they are all short. They are probably all sweeter than sugar. Short men don’t get far with me AT ALL! A short man with a pink belt and cheek implants is f**ked up in my book! Poor thang :(

  13. 13
    ggouch says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Sugga…I’ma be good. I say those things because Mocha and Prynsexxxx influence me a great deal. I’m SAR-RE Ok? I’m be good.

  14. 14
    ThatCarmen says:

    I vote for more tats, … less plastic surgery…(nose number one looked just fine) and for him and T.I. to go away to a hidden island with a personal trainer and inject each other’s butts with HGH for 6 months…. come back, and well….they still cant get it. nevermind.

  15. 15
    milly says:

    LMAO Yall are crazy lol

    I cant believe he was getting surgery…well at least he dont look like Lil kim or Michael Jackson

  16. 16
    ReadTheBlog says:

    Let that be a lesson to all the lames out there with tacky ass tattoos!

  17. 17
    2bme says:

    On his myspace page (his real one) he has pics of ALLL those tats..he must have a very high threshold for pain..I still want his skinny ass though

  18. 18
    pointhimout says:

    LOLOLOL. Number 14, all i can say is WHAT???? tell me again what Pharell and T.I. go off and do?

    hahahahahaha

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    purepisces says:

    I LOVE HIM!! Tats or no tats….BUT…I for one am hoping he keeps the tats. Messing with skin grafts might have you end up looking like a burn patient = not good. Is it really that serious?? Sighhhh…His mind is sexy as hell!! Mmmmm

  20. 20
    Poetry777 says:

    ReadTheBlog Says:

    Let that be a lesson to all the lames out there with tacky ass tattoos!

    ~~~~~How dare you make such an ignorant statement! People get tats for many different reasons and it is there perogative to do so. If you choose not to that’s your personal preference. But I really shouldn’t have stooped to the level of responding to your comment but ignorance just makes me cringe!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeewwww…. And of course I feel this way because I have tattoos and they are not tacky and I’m definitely not lame..And when I show up at my nearly 6 figure a year corporate job everyday noone knows whats under my clothes but me! So until I show up at your door and tie you down and put tattos on your body istead of my own….shut the hell up and do you! HATER!

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    Bird says:

    If it works for him I know of a few others that should look into it as well. All of those ridiculous tats is just that; RIDICULOUS. Monica, Keyshia, Game, Wayne, Baby and everyone else who has silly face tats. And I don’t even mean good face tats. Mike Tyson’s is on point, but these guys with all this random scribbling on their damn face need to invest in this procedure if it is seemless afterward.

  22. 22
    Yanaja says:

    Sandra you are dead wrong…I was actually HOPING he really was the morning wood….YOU SUCK!!!! :-P

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