Morning Wood: Justin Gaston (Miley Cyrus’ new man)

Sandra Rose September 18, 2008

Let’s switch it up a little this morning. Today’s Morning Wood is 19-year-old Justin Gaston who happens to be 16-year-old Miley Cyrus’ new man.

Mr. Gaston is all the rage on the Internets right now because, in addition to being Miley’s man, he’s also an accomplished underwear model.

Justin has modeled underwear for Calvin Klein, Hugo Boss and Diesel, among a few of the male magnet merchants.

Please don’t click the link if you’re easily offended…

(Click images to enlarge)

Photos courtesy International Jock

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t.o please!!!
bob sanders please!!!
PAGESINADIARY

you must be trying to be funny?
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BDSTCHK2006 BLACKBARBIE404

SANDRA – YOU PLAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

He’s cute.
Q.What does a 19 and 16 year old have in common?
A.What you gonna do next time.
cinnamonkisses97

My vote is for TO as well
browni007

This isnt even a tease. Why Sanra why?
prynsexxx

booooooooo

*throwing tomatoes and rocks*
Kymystry

what the pedophile HAIL is THIS foolishness …

*** throwing rocks .. tomatoes .. rotten eggs ***
along with Prynsexxxx

boooooo boooooo
Kymystry

I think T.O. looks like Shabba Ranks and Aunt Ester’s love chile … but I’d take His fine from the neck down azz ova THIS lil boy … trying to make us all r.kelly-ish
bloggergirlz

who pissed u off? don’t punish everyone! i’m sure you’ll get a good laugh once you read through these comments…

no offense to YWBL (young white boy lovers), but can i get some chocolate?! or someone who is done w/ puberty?!
Anna

Hey all give him a break, this is how Ashton Kutcher started and Miley can hang it up, she’s not even close to being old enough for him. (Ashton got Demi).
Made4Success

Kymystry Says:

what the pedophile HAIL is THIS foolishness …

*** throwing rocks .. tomatoes .. rotten eggs ***
along with Prynsexxxx
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…logs off and logs back on to SR.com to make sure I’m at the right site.

BLANK STARE

***throwing rocks..tomatoes…rotten eggs…fish guts…hot bleach along with Prynsexxx and Kymystry
shay1

What is going on…………Im with everyone else….throwing everything they listed and my hammer!
PAHairston

Pray tell, WHERE IS HIS WOOD?
Darnisha30

BOO HISS, HISS BOO… he’s not even cute… Gimme some Morris Chestnut or Jevon Kearse…
karaz

Umm he looks like a piece of raw chicken! This pure fcukery Sandra.
iyonah
Kymystry

@ PAHairston … that lil boy ain’t old enough to have Wood .. he still a Twig on his Family tree … hail .. his lil acorns ain’t even fully grown yet .
http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Who asked for this pale a$$ morning wood? Call em out. Call em out dammit! I don’t care how many panty ads he has done this boy is average at best.
iyonah

>:o
http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

PAHairston Says:

Pray tell, WHERE IS HIS WOOD?
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That’s what I was thinking. Aren’t they supposed to “stuff” to make sure “it” looks appetizing in these ads? Damn that boy is pale.
iyonah

I guess the yelling smiley doesn’t work on this site ….

sandra please do better ….
http://www.myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

I’d rather see Gabriel Aubry..Halle’s man is fine
prynsexxx

Uhm he’s 19 she’s 16? Shouldn’t he be in the back of a police car right about now or paraded back and forth through somebody’s courtroom proceedings. Shouldn’t this be breaking news on CNN or something. I mean had this been dare I say “a black man and CHILD” wouldn’t he already be sitting in somebody’s electric chair with his feet in a pedicure bowl and the governors hand itself on the switch?

I mean am I the only one seeing this picture with a magnifying glass!
kitty4shigady

okay stop playing sandra lol I just new that nelly’s new sean john ad pic would be the moprning wood of the day. Yes ladies there is a new pic.
brownewoman

PAHairston Says:

Pray tell, WHERE IS HIS WOOD?

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at the top of the pics it says click to enlarge. teeheehee
kay

You’re kidding right?
kay kay

I like! I like! he is cute
DivaMama

OMG this is so disappointing and wrong on way too many levels!

He looks so bored in these pics. Not even remotely sexy to me AT ALL!

***throwing rocks..tomatoes…rotten eggs…fish guts…hot bleach…BlackBerry’s along with Prynsexxx, Kymystry and Made!!!
Anna

prynsexxx Says:

Uhm he’s 19 she’s 16? Shouldn’t he be in the back of a police car right about now or paraded back and forth through somebody’s courtroom proceedings. Shouldn’t this be breaking news on CNN or something. I mean had this been dare I say “a black man and CHILD” wouldn’t he already be sitting in somebody’s electric chair with his feet in a pedicure bowl and the governors hand itself on the switch?

I mean am I the only one seeing this picture with a magnifying glass!

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We don’t even know if they are dating, but they did go to Church together with her dad this past Sunday. And to date does not mean to sleep with.
pointhimout

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

T.O. gotta bangin body…really really bangin…
prynsexxx

STILL

***throwing rocks..tomatoes…rotten eggs…fish guts…hot bleach…BlackBerry’s…KITCHEN SINK along with Kym, Made and Diva***
LADYTEA

come on now you have some kid on here for morning wood.. she should be ashamed..
SHANIASMOMMA

next….this is boring..enough wit the jokes
Sharonda

I rather see Dijimon Honsou in his underwear or something!!!!
prynsexxx

#30 said:

We don’t even know if they are dating….And to date does not mean to sleep with.
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He hit it! Trust. He went to church because he feels it’s the right thing to do………or pray to The Almighty that it does. Just because he went to church doesn’t mean NATHAN. Hell I got to chu’uch to, and I sholl be standing there with my bible turned upside down, looking at dude BEHIND me……(the one who brings all the mentally challenged children to chuurch every Sunday and drives a big truck AND a Benz). LOL
marshefen

lolololol!
Toi

Sandra, What’s really going on? We are grown, working folks. We’re not interested in seeing a 19 year old. A pale one at that! Come on Sandra. Bring us T.O. You’re going to make me go back to reading the regular newpaper on-line.
marshefen

Another thing, I thought he was 20 and she was 15. I would beat my child’s butt!
Sharonda

Dijimon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Their age differance is not that big a deal to me. Miley is not the run of the mill teenager. She is a wage earner who has been self sufficient for years. She has more life experience than a regular teen. I can’t imagine silly high school boys would be very appealing to her.
BayArea

Yuck! Sandra do you have a case of amnesia? You KNOW what your readers like! It’s not about the color, but PURE HOTNESS is a MUST! This is not the bizzness babe! I wan’t my 30 seconds back!
Mzsuave

Good Mownin’….just clocking in

I may stand alone on this one…but I think he’s a cute lil white boy.

N..e…way….

Keston Karter!!!
Anna

36prynsexxx Says:

#30 said:

We don’t even know if they are dating….And to date does not mean to sleep with.
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He hit it! Trust. He went to church because he feels it’s the right thing to do………or pray to The Almighty that it does. Just because he went to church doesn’t mean NATHAN. Hell I got to chu’uch to, and I sholl be standing there with my bible turned upside down, looking at dude BEHIND me……(the one who brings all the mentally challenged children to chuurch every Sunday and drives a big truck AND a Benz). LOL
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Her dad does let her off her leash alot. I thought she toured with the Jonas Brothers who wear “purity rings”. I do believe she is not so innocent.
Made4Success

EVEN STILL

***throwing rocks..tomatoes…rotten eggs…fish guts…hot bleach…BlackBerry’s…KITCHEN SINK..wig…shoes..Tyra,Isis from ANTM… *looking around for my sheeet to throw* along with Pryn, Kym, Diva***
mizzdallas

Auntie Sandra this a HAWT mess as you will say. This is NOT funny all!!!! Okay Im lying this ish is funny!! Got me feeling like a pedophile….

**In my R. Kelly voice “What is a Teenager? I have 19 yr. old friends and I’m 41 yrs.old *** Flatline*** Dead****
DivaMama

AND IT CONTINUES…

***throwing rocks..tomatoes…rotten eggs…fish guts…hot bleach…BlackBerry’s…KITCHEN SINK..wig…shoes..Tyra,Isis from ANTM… *looking around for my sheeet to throw*…laptop…phone…fax machine…anything work related (can you tell I don’t want to be here, and you are trying me with this little boy mess?)along with Pryn, Kym, Made***
prynsexxx

@#45

LOL – NOT ISIS……..

*in my best Toni Braxton voice*

I Love me some SHIM!
prynsexxx

MORE OF THE SAME……AND

***throwing rocks..tomatoes…rotten eggs…fish guts…hot bleach…BlackBerry’s…KITCHEN SINK..wig…shoes..Tyra,Isis from ANTM… *looking around for my sheeet to throw*…laptop…phone…fax machine…anything work related (can you tell I don’t want to be here, and you are trying me with this little boy mess?)…“What is a Teenager? I have 19 yr. old friends and I’m 41 yrs.old statement, R. Kelly himself, a Webster’s dictionary, a thesarus, hooked on phonics tape, the number to a good therapist AND an attorney……along with Pryn, Kym, Made***
http://www.findentertainmentnow.com miesha@FindEntertainmentNow.com

no way! he is not cute at all!

and about ashton kutcher…uhmmm he is actually fine and worthy. he’s got nice…uhmmm…features. Heheee!
Made4Success

@#45

LOL – NOT ISIS……..

*in my best Toni Braxton voice*

I Love me some SHIM!

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Packing up my desk in a brown box for when I get fired from laughing..

YES ISIS! I wanted to drink some Crisco last night when I saw the peeny-weeny imprint in the bikini bottom, not cute! Tape didn’t work dat day!
DivaMama

WAIT, I HAVE A FEW MORE…

***throwing rocks..tomatoes…rotten eggs…fish guts…hot bleach…BlackBerry’s…KITCHEN SINK..wig…shoes..Tyra,Isis from ANTM… *looking around for my sheeet to throw*…laptop…phone…fax machine…anything work related (can you tell I don’t want to be here, and you are trying me with this little boy mess?)…“What is a Teenager? I have 19 yr. old friends and I’m 41 yrs.old statement, R. Kelly himself, a Webster’s dictionary, a thesarus, hooked on phonics tape, the number to a good therapist AND an attorney……in my MJ voice “Why is it a problem sleeping with little kids?”…”I didn’t really touch him there”…”I thought all friends touch like that”…along with Pryn, Kym, Made***

I’M DONE!!!
prynsexxx

#41 said:

Their age differance is not that big a deal to me.
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It’s not to me either………..BUT it’s the “principality” of the whole situation, that has raising a brow with a side eye………..
wait let me take that back, and honestly say……….It’s the color thing/double standard that’s my issue.
DivaMama

@ Made,

Man! I was ROLLING when I saw the mini-imprint on Isis last night! More closed-legged poses, please – that was very disturbing!!!

No wonder he wants to be a girl! He’s halfway there already!! That thing is tiny!
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

Billie Rae, It’s hammer time that boy too old for Miley…
ggouch

Who went slumming for this one! Hey Kymstry!!!
karaz

@prynsexxx date and fcuk are usually synonymous for the pinktoes I work with *shrug*
Kymystry

hey ggouch

throwing rocks..tomatoes…rotten eggs…fish guts…hot bleach…BlackBerry’s…KITCHEN SINK..wig…shoes..Tyra,Isis from ANTM… *looking around for my sheeet to throw*…laptop…phone…fax machine…anything work related (can you tell I don’t want to be here, and you are trying me with this little boy mess?)…“What is a Teenager? I have 19 yr. old friends and I’m 41 yrs.old statement, R. Kelly himself, a Webster’s dictionary, a thesarus, hooked on phonics tape, the number to a good therapist AND an attorney…my reading glasses cause i don’t wanna see this mess no more my desk top fan my box of kleenex ….…along with Pryn, Kym, Made***
Kymystry

*sidenote* .. I think Tyra is WAY off base with this “shim” .. the one that let go last night .. needed to be kept .. and lil dyck isis needed to kick rocks !
Charles

Every last one of you are haters and semi-racist, he is not unattractive and hes working it out so let him, sorry hes not one of the DL brothers you would prefer on your MW posts but he is getting it in so leave him be and respect, him if you have nothing nice to say than shut it
Kymystry

in my BEST Joe Pesci voice … oR Tony from the Sopranos

GED-DA-FCUK-OUTTA-HEAH !!!
Made4Success

@ Diva

Gurrrrl, disturbing indeed.

@ Kym…I agree.

Who? Miss. Shyt Starter?

Yeah she needed to leave and I bet you any amount of money, just like Ms. Jay told her..”honey you gonna be married to a football player and living well, you so pretty” she is on her way to some NFL football field.
kitty4shigady

umm okay charles I hope you are a not a grown ass man coming to the defense of a little 15 year old kid like that cause that is a little scary if you are.
http://www.crys-thecrystalmethod.blogspot.com/ Crys

this makes me actually feel sorry for white women – poor things.
black penis rules the world!!
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

WOW! See what happens when you’re late for work!

Sandra, you may want to move again. I’m sure the Feds are tracing your IP address and coming to your house for posting this Child Pornography on your site!
bloggergirlz

i need the Feds to check out charles as well…
UrbanBeauty

LOLOLOLOLOL!! Between those pic and these comments, I am sooo done!! *tears beginning to well up* Ya’ll are a mess!
http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Charles Says:

Every last one of you are haters and semi-racist
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I’m definately not a racist. I can certainly appreciate a gorgeous white boy and even think this guy is cute. It’s these pics that are not good. The look like they need to be retouched or something.
candi21

Actually that little bad role model Miley Cyrus is still 15, bday sept30, and that model is 20.Perez has been blogging about it all week.Thats a shame those parents let these kids on tv be such whores and druggies. As far as those^^ pics, Sandra you have got to be kidding about using this dude instead of Nelly’s fine ass.
candi21

We want Real MW, Sandra !!!!!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

LMAO@ ya’ll getting violent over morning wood!

He’s cute but damn…I feel like a pedophile looking at him!

AND UMMMMMMMM….

Can someone PUHLEASE Give Charles an Wellbutrin, Prozac, Zoloft, and Lexapro cocktail? He is consistently outta pocket…

Messing up the vibe ’round neese parts! Is he white? Is his current baby momma/girlfriend white?
Kymystry

Divine .. can’t you tell from his posts .. Charles is more than likely .. HOW YOU DOIN !!
katgirl33

Umm Sandra?!?!!?!

What is you doing! #1,He is a YOUNG BUCK! I thought we said no bucks in the wood?????

#2 – is obvious…..HE AINT EVEN GOT NO MUSCLES?!?!!?!?

Minus 5 cool points for you…. two thumbs down on this one!
katgirl33

Charles Says:

Every last one of you are haters and semi-racist, he is not unattractive and hes working it out so let him, sorry hes not one of the DL brothers you would prefer on your MW posts but he is getting it in so leave him be and respect, him if you have nothing nice to say than shut it
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Glad you like him Charles…now get your azz up outta here with that! Booooooo!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

KYM…KYM…KYM…once again, you infinite wisdom has enlightened me! GIRL, YOU BE ON IT!

Alllllllll I know…you just can’t be throwin’ racist around that like. ‘Bout to get it all the way live up in here…
prynsexxx

#60 said:

if you have nothing nice to say than shut it
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you don’t tell me what to do
Charles

To all my haters, do what i told ciara to do,

TUCK YO DICK
mimi08

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO WEAR THE WORD “BOSS” NEXT TO THAT LIL WEENIE IN THE SECOND PIC; THAT’S A TOTAL CONTRADICTION AND CAUSE FOR CONFUSION…THAT THING AINT BOSSIN NOTHING.
mimi08

On the flip side, since he’s young, i sincerely hope he still got some growing to do…..gheesh.
Kymystry

No Charles .. we’ll leave the Dyck Tuckin and suggin to you ..

how YOU DOIN !
katgirl33

Charles Says:

To all my haters, do what i told ciara to do,

TUCK YO DICK

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As soon as you change off your tampon! I smell you all the way from here….
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

@KYM…I HOLLERED AT THIS DAMN DESK WHEN I READ YOUR LAST POST! SCREAMED OUT LOUD….I CANNOT STAND YOU! AT all!!!!!!!

Charles…you are the type of individual that takes the joy out of cyber socializing!

EVERYBODY SAY DON’T LET THE DEVIL STEAL YO JOY!!!!

Talkin’ about tuck sumthin’…if you don’t shut cho’…don’t yahoo have a gay chatroom you can go join?
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Why am I still laughin at SUGGIN’!!!!

ooooooohhhhh, I cannot stand her! Gettin’ me in trouble!
candycane

Fa real Sandra!

If you’re going to do white boys at least do sexy ones, like maybe Paul Walker
prynsexxx

@ charles:

Grow one. You Isis wannabe.

Singin this song just for you….

*it has the tune of Icebox*

(remember that song by Omarion or Marques Houston)

Well here it goes:

‘I got a pothole
where my ass use to be
I got a pothole
where my ass use to be
It won’t close
It won’t close
It won’t close

Going out by special request to Charles #77 on ya Sandra Rose dial!
Kymystry

screaminnnnnnnnn
Charles

YAwn, you heifers have no idea who you are talking to, the only gay men you should be talking about are the DL ones you call your husbands and boyfriends who messing around with you and your daddy, and your brother, before you step to me, RAISE UP and come CORRECT.

I would say individual responses but you broke hoodrats are not worth it.

BTW, GET TESTED!
bloggergirlz

OMG, what a CLOWN…tsk, tsk, tsk, all men are not on the DL (stop letting sandra cyber-wash your simple a$$ brain)…unfornuately we’re not broke either (hoodrats, that’s the funniest $hit you said all day)…as a matter of fact it’s pretty neat that we get paid for surfing the net…and because ALL of my cyber-sisters are smart and intelligent, the TESTS happen at least once a year…

i actually feel kinda sorry for you…the gays won’t have you and we already cyber-beat-that-a$$ on here…charles, i’m soooooo sorry you don’t have any friends, are confused about your sexuality, wish you can tell ciara ANYTHING and can’t faze ANYONE one of this site…whe do people like you hibernate? i’m done talking w/ you for now, actually forever…i needed to kill a few minutes anyway
whatdoesitmatter

WTF is this?????????????? Huh??? Who and what was he posted here for??? I’m offended and confused for having to look at this little white boy!! Please erase this post so I can pretend this never happened.
iyonah

^^^^^ LOL ….
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

YOU KNOW…I originally came back to see the Piggy/Kermit joint and accidently read “Char-leese” AKA Charles’s response….

First…If you are going to call people out, spell it right! I believe you meant heffers.

Secoondly, how are we all broke…WE DO THIS AT WORK! But, you wouldn’t know that because no one acknowledges you. I’m not gonna stoop to your level and start slinging insults. You’re just a minor annoyance more than anything else. Negativity is contagious and I’m not catching your disease…I will not justify your stupidity with a response.

Finally, I would say blow it out cho a$$ but you probably lost all use of your sphincter from getting dug out all these years! You are most certainly reinforcing the stereotype that gays are catty!
http://myspace.com/sfh50millionpounds mj

SANDRA YOU GOT JOKES
PAHairston

If you ladies want to see some white boys with some REAL wood go to justusboys.com or google “big d*** white boy” and click on the first site listed. This is for the real ladies and gents who like real wood. I’m just saying…..peace
Kymystry

Divine said :
Finally, I would say blow it out cho a$$ but you probably lost all use of your sphincter from getting dug out all these years! You are most certainly reinforcing the stereotype that gays are catty!

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Oh My GAWD I am WEAK … I can’t STAND YOU … I laffed SOOOO hard I have a headache …. You’se my sustah gurhl !! … lol
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

*yellin* AYE, YO KYM AND PRYNSEXXX, WHERE YA’LL AT?

I know KYM is up!

Mooeeeee’nin, yall!!!!!!!!!