Celebs Out & About: Serena and Common
This has to be the easiest job in the world for a paparazzi. Your assignment: follow tennis superstar Serena Williams everywhere and get pics of her doing anything! Here, Serena (and her BFF Common) spend a day at the beach. Serena’s body is a marvel of modern medicine and genetics. No chemicals or silicone enhancements there. Even her cellulite looks good!
Photos: Splash News Online
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Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
goat76 Says:
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL! That’s what I said.
I take it that Auntie likes the picture too…..Cause when you click to enlarge the pics it takes up the whole SCREEN and it’s in HDTV somehow….
Auntie … u a mess .. lol ..
Thats what I say when we see some REAL wood … lol
i need more pics of common.
I’m so glad to see “us” doing non traditional things .. there more to hanging out with a dude than movies and dinner…
How in the hell did she maintain that “rollerset” while her hair was wet?
Why does one picture have dimples and the other one doesn’t!
THAT GIRL AIN’T GOT ALL THEM DIMPLES!!!!!
I wonder how many people will say she’s fat!
U GO GIRL!
@ Carmel .. i was wondering about that too … lol .. i actually scrolled back up and looked at it a few times … hahahahaha … whateva kinda weave that is that ish is amazing … lol .. lol
@ Divine .. i’d take THAT kind of Fat ANY DAY !! ..lol
No comment..
i second what kym said. i wanna be fat like serena lol
@ kym/licia
Hell, I’m trying to figure out how to compliment her without sounding “funny”
2008 Christmas wish 1-10:
Serena Williams Cakes
LOL @ Auntie … her BFF Common … lol .. Auntie U can’t imagine him Tap tap tappin all that huh … lol
it’s cool .. lol
Excuse me Cakes LIKE Serena Williams
@ Carmel .. just do like we did .. say .. I wanna be PHAT like Serena .. lol
lol @ caramel
i couldn’t have made that wish sound any better lol
I’m looking at Common in a WHOLE different light now (LOL)
I dont know yall…. Common Has to be Packin a “Lasso” to reach anywhere near where he is supposed to be (lol)
@ Carmel … I ALMOST spik my Fuze banana colada all ova my computer … lol
She should play her Tennis matches in the same bikini bottom……That would be great……..Do you know how many niggas would be there….
Ya’ll be slippin on us light-skin brothas…..Obama 08
CaramelDrop Says:
How in the hell did she maintain that “rollerset” while her hair was wet?
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@ Caramel and Kym – HILARIOUS!! This reminds me of an episode of Will & Grace (don’t know if you guys watched that show) when Karen’s rich ass comes out of W&G’s bathroom after taking a shower…the door opens and a bunch of steam rushes out…
Karen has gotten dressed, but her hair is tied up in a towel. She takes the towel off, shakes her hair out, and it’s perfectly dry, styled and ready to go! Grace’s mouth drops open and she stutters…”But…but…HOW DID YOU?!?!”
Karen opens the front door, drops the towel on the floor, replies… “MONEY.” Then sashays out…
LOL!!!! =D
hahahahahahahahahah @ Pisces .. i saw that episode … PRICELESS .. hahahahaha
CaramelDrop Says:
I dont know yall…. Common Has to be Packin a “Lasso” to reach anywhere near where he is supposed to be (lol)
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BULL$#!T!!!! All she has to do is put it where it’s easy to get to. Trust me…when you have it your whole life, you know what to do with it!
@ goat… I don’t slip at all … ;-) .. thats my FIRST preference
Please don’t shoot me but I don’t like her body. I thinks it’s too masculine. Sorry!
I just can’t ever see her as feminine.
i have a friend girl ..who has a 32 inch waist .. with 70 inch hips … now.. i’m 70 inches tall .. (5’10) … that chick is as wide as i am tall .. she gets MUCH play .. and i’m all on the sidelines lookin crazy … lol .. she said we need to go get some plastic surgery .. I’d give her a “cup” size and she’d give me some hips/booty … lol
Damn, her azz is ridiculous! I would watch her walk, just to see.
Lola, buffie and the rest of those silicone chicks need to take note.
That hair looks like it has a mind of it’s own.
I know Sandra would like those lady lumps on serena.
@ Diva
You have a point but you cant get it the SAME WAY EVerytime. She’s a athlete I KNOW she wants a little variety. She has a LOOOOTTTTTAAAA interference working I think he is working with something. If you notice NONE of the other nicca’s she’s been pictured with have been able to stick around like Common has…
I think he as a “lasso” or something close to it
@DivineBrown….spoken like a true Pro…..
@kymy……I’m glad somebody showing us some love……
kym – your friend must have a hard time reaching around to wipe – LOL! I wonder Serenas height, weight and size…I wouldn’t mind having a booty like that as a young woman, but once I get older, I’d have to lose it. My aunt and my cousin (her daughter) had big booties, as young women, but now, they look like they should have saddles strapped on their backs!
@Kymy anit s h i t I can do with 70 inch hips……..
@Seattle Slim……..I won’t shoot ya…..but she gets a pass for some reason, I had a hard time getting over the fact that she looks like her dad….DAMN…….
Track women are fine too…..
Ya’ll know I love me common he was just recently down here in dallas w/pharrell & talib kweli, yes I was front and center everytime he comes to dallas Im there, Im not gonna hate on “S” but she need to do something to that damn hair but Im pretty sure common aint wearing about her hair at night damn it maaaaaannnn!!!
Yeah for some reason I didn’t notice that she even had hair…….
goat you know she gets a pass because she has a big a butt. tell the truth lmao
Its not fair! she gets my man, I love him!
@ kym
LOL!!! That’s the first thing I thought of with Caramel’s comment…MONEY. That’s how. =)
I have a friend with itty bittys and a big butt, and we’ve been joking about donating to each other for the longest!! =) I wish you could do that for real!! I need to get to work on growing me a booty…I think I need a little more to balance out the boobs…
Hes man, he’s man you may had him once but I got him all the time!!! Common is sooooo sexy!!! I love him, I think Im a borderline stalker but whatever
@purepisces , you know your pic kills me right!!! lmao
lol @ Read .. thats something i NEVER thought about .. lol
@ ReadTheBlog Says:
ROTFLMAO!
I was thinking the same damn thing!
@ mizzdallas
I didnt hear that concert advertised ( i dont listen to the radio much)
Did you go to Dallasblack.com or something to find out?
yall are a mess. and i fell outta my chair when i clicked on the pic and indeed it opened like goat said…
yep serena got that donk.
@licia…….that’s between me and you………..
What other reason should we watch tennis……
lmao @ mizzdallas taking it back to MOKENSTEF.
goat i got no dang reason to watch tennis at all( unless common is playing lol), but i am glad serena motivates you to watch . it will be our little secret lmao
@K-weezy….That sh_it scared me for a minute….
@ mizzdallas
I keep thinkin that I’ll change it, but it still makes me laugh or crack a smile at least a couple times a week! LOL!! =) I simply cannot stand her…
Common was just here last week for their concert stop in the “A.” I thought about buying a ticket, but I’ve already spent money on the upcoming Maxwell concert! Did Common pull another girl up on the stage??
Goat – dont try it…light skins still getting play…..
Back in the day..thats all I turned my head for…but now in my older age….I like them all, as long as they are good to me.
@Iyonah thank you for the B-day shout out
I taking this picture to Doctor 90210. Imma tell him this is what I want….
LOL
That girl has azz for yearrrrrrrrs
HEY!! I just heard on Wendy Williams, some caller just told Wendy to check out SandraRose.com to see the pic of lil Chance. GO SANDRA!!!!!!!!! shout outs on the radio n stuff. do ya thang!!!
@Carmel is was this past july, it was at the house of blues in downtown dallas, they didnt do alot of promotion, but they were on k104fm
@licia I had to take it back 90′s style
Sandra, you know you are BIG time when a caller calls up Wendy Williams, and refer wendy to your website!
@ mizzdallas and candycane:
I’m shocked because I was the last blog to post that pic of Chance.
I ain’t gay………but don’t push me. Her ass is da bizness! I wish…..
Prynsexxx Christmas/Wish List
1. Barack Obama for President
2. Ass like Serena
3. Gas (in any form: liquid, cards, cash, fresh, frozen, baked, fried, fricaseed……)
@MizzDallas WTF are we gonna do with all the Cowboy drama…..Atleast the Giants and redskins lost too….
HOT DAMN !!!!! ;-)
THAT is AZZ to Die FOR Right there…
@Kyn
Common could pass for my younger brother (Real Talk)
But I’m 6’3″ and IF I shaved my facial-hair I would look around 21 years old (Youthful-looks RUN in my family)
I JUST thought I would let Y’all know that ;-)
i watch tennis. and i have for a loong time.
since chris everett. since johnny mac. since zina garrison. youguns don’t know nothing about zina….
kwallace will watch any sport. maybe not golf…but that is pretty much the ONLY one i won’t watch.
Hey E-Love…….Do u still want to compete for Janet….
LMAO @ Prynsexxx
Candi … it’s your birfday !!…
*ahem* ..(stevie wonder verison) .. Happy Berfday too U .. happy Berfday to you !!!
@Kweezy……I like watchin womens Volleyball……
E-Love… you wanna become a bigamist ? ? ? lol
@goat
Track women ARE the Finest… BY FAR ;-)
Hey hey hey with the at least the Giants lost … lol
LOL – Goat you crazy…..LOL
*humming*
“I found you Miss New Booty”
lmao @ pryn
And again @goat…
The Brazilian Female Volley ball team OMG
They have Some FINE-AZZ Women on that team ;-)
And I’ll Take Serena OVER Janet ANYTIME, ANYPLACE ;-)
@goat76 Says
r u from dallas 2
goat you really are a freak aincha?
women’s volleyball. you oughta be ‘shamed. but i know you ain’t. it is okay. keep watching body parts flapping all over the place….
“you gonna go blind one day from watching that stuff.” LOL that is what my aunt told my cuz when she found his porn stash!
OFF TOPIC
Why the lil blk girl in the ZWINKY advertisement (@ the top) gotta be that black with green eyes.
Now carry on………
you too e-love…cyber slapping goat76 five about the volleyball team….
Caramel Drop…I”m trying to keep this PG RATED…
Common might be packing…he may not be! In my opinion, Serena is weird and that’s why her men don’t stick around!
But, believe me…I can’t speak for anyone else, but I know I don’t have any limitations because of that! This would be the first I’ve heard of it!
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70″ hips…DAYUM!! She must look like she has ELEPHATITIS!!! GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY…she can have all that! I can’t buy those nice $200 dollars jeans I want b/c of all that trunk!
serena……striking up ASSENVY all over the place…myself included
LOL … @ Divine .. she from Ala .. she gets MUCH play … it’s a wee bit much .. but don’t stop the brotha’s … lol
LOL @ #77 Kym:
Men love their “GRITS” don’t they?!
GRITS = Girls Raised In The South.
@Elove…….Brazilian women____________ (insert sport) would probably have fine women………..
@CaramelDrop……Naw I ain’t from Dallas…And tell Your LongHorns they can the #1 spot because that spot is janky right now, just ask USC, OU……….Roll Tide…..
@Kweezy……I wouldn’t say freak….I’m an Aim To Please Engineer
Hell ya I love my GRITS……….
Dem niggas just want to roll their blunts on her ass…
HAHAHAHAHAHAH @ GOAT … LOL
Kat Williams said it best …Nicca’s will push aside a “good” woman when he see’s a woman with a big booty … lol
Goat – Im gonna put out help wanted ad…..Looking for “Aim To Please Engineer”
LOL – you crazy!
stop playing with my emotions goat. about roll tide. still aching over the fact you don’t love my tide as much as i do. well hell i can’t expect anybody to love them as much as me…that would be unrealistic….they’ll be back to the #1. it is their time.
you aim to pleaser you. LOL.
I can attest to the GRITS.. My ex-wife is from Mississippi and she is the splitting-image of Bria Myles BUT she’s 5’1″ & her hair hung down her back
Well .. as much as yall (fellas) love your G.R.I.T.S. … I prefer a true southern man .. not these Atl knuckleheads .. He balances my Yankee tendacies …lol
@Kweezy…….After Gene Stallins left……I was done with Alabama…….But Nick Saban gonna make s h i t happen, didn’t think it would be this soon though……
Yeah Shay1……I make (outofstate) house calls too…..
that was before the economy got flushed down the Kamode
@goat, I dont know, I just hope and pray that the Dallas Cowboys get there ish together, they are making me really nervous right now and with Tony Romo being out OMG!
I AM SO JEALOUS OF ALL DAT AZZ SERENA GOT! Sheeet makes me want to buy three booty pads and wear them all at once. DAMN YOU SERENA
Can you donate?
How bout them BenGALS!
lol @ pryn … Chad needs some psych meds … lol
@prynsexxx………WHO
@kym…yes lawd he do. gonna change his name to chad ocho cinco. he needed them before that but that is when i really knew his azz needed some. i like the southern men too but that cat is just plain off his rocker (he from miami i think…).
@kym
I’m from the Chi but my grandmother instilled ALL of the Southern charm-n-discipline I STILL currently possess ;-)
Pac-man just got suspended for at least 4 games by the NFL
@ ELOVE
i HADNT HEARD OF BRIA B4 YOU MADE MENTION OF HER – i THINK SHE MIGHT GIVE SERENA SOME COMPETITION……
@GOAT
YOU KNOW GAS HAS WENT DOWN – YOU THINKING ABOUT GETTING BACK IN BUSINESS?
fallin on da flo @ Carmel .. lol .. lol .. lol
@caramel… NO DOUBT ABOUT IT !!! ;-)
E. You e-cheatin on HUNe?
Caramel – ok……….
What state you in Goat?? Gas 2.99 here in the A.
@ E-Love … You already taken .. and you don’t want to be a bigomist … lol
@K-Weezy………I don’t know if he’s from Miami but he is from Florida…..Him and Keshawn Johnson are related…..
@E-love……..That’s Good cause he is sorry as f u c k….the only problem is, it just made a suspect D-Fence come out of the closet……..
@CaramelDrop……..Where u at…….Do you need some pleasing……..We would have to see Bria and Serena side-by-side…..Bria ass bigger I do believe……
@Purepices
Did Common pull another girl up on the stage??
girl you know he did, I was right in-front where he would have bought me up on stage but this big headed hoe rambush her damn way right in front of me, I wanted to snatch her afro
@Kym (My CoCo-Goddess)…
I HAVEN’T given you an Official answer to that question ;-)
@pryn… Who, ME… NAAWWWWW
@goat… And don’t forget THAT pitiful O-Line of Dallas
Arizona was STR8 Bum-Rushing Tony Romo ALL DAY LONG
imma ease my way ova to the kona … listening to Jaz .. One Night Stand … ;-)
@Elove…..They are usual pretty good…..I don’t know what happened……Sometimes Romo do hold the too long and it is never secured……
@Kymy get yo ass back ova here…………
@Kym — Thank you…..
Goat … I likes a authortative man … watch it .. you only 1.5 hrs away …
somebody needs to turn on the sprinkler system…all of you need cold showers!
lol@ Divine .. I know I do … no glazing of the donuts since Feb … lol
@Kymy…..my car knows I-85 North like the Knight Rider…..
Half of 2006 I was in the A every weekend….
Work related Aim To Please Engineering position…..
@ mizzdallas
I KNOW you wanted to snatch that heffa!! LOL! I don’t blame you, he’s a cutie. I’d be too embarrassed to get my azz on a stage, though! =)
If we’re talkin football, HOW BOUT THEM FALCONS?! =)
As for southern versus northern men, I just want someone who treats me good and doesn’t sound like they’re from the super-deep south…I’m particular about grammar and such…love me a New York accent though! =)
@DivineBrown……..Watch out now…..I got folks in Ohio that I haven’t seen in a while……..Needs a Vacation(Hold up it’s about to be cold up there)
exit jimmy carter .. and call a sista .. lol
@goat
Dallas Texas Baby – Gas 2.89 @ walmart
Get here! I’ll have enough business lined up for you to get you home and back several times (lol)
Elove: Dont make me cyberbeat you! I lub my Cowboys. We LET AZ win (sike)
OOOOH HOLD UP!!!
WHERE IS SHUNDA, Anna, PRNSEXXX??? I’M ABOUT TO COME TO OHIO, specifically Springfield and Columbus…let’s have a mini-reunion!!!
LMAO@GOAT! Don’t make me get the hose…usually I would say don’t write a check, yo’ a$$ can’t cash!! But, you don’t need any encouragement! LMAO!
I’m leaving tomorrow but I’m making a pit stop in Birmingham!
#112 said:
I just want someone who treats me good and doesn’t sound like THEY HAVE A “MOUF” FULL OF **** UNDER THEIR TONGUE…I’m particular about grammar and such…love me a New York accent though!
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I kinda edited a lil bit of your original. But thats about all I care about too, and meet me or exceed me. Job, home, car. Two out of the three don’t mix. About the New York twang! My daddy is a New York bred. So are five of my brothers. I have 2 sisters and 2 brothers who are Jersey bred as well. So my lil Middle America “accent” is kinda off the map. I get that, “you ain’t from around here?!” pick up line. My reply “as a matter of fact, I am. I’m just a different breed.” LOL
@Kymy…….Us kuntry niggas needs exit #’s…….for a minute I didn’t know what the hell you were talking about “exit jimmy carter”……..Sorry for my Slow Moment(The other head is using the blood for the moment……)
@CaramelDrop……..1hr 15 minutes from Birmingham to Dallas on American Airlines (Don’t ask me how I know that….)
Divine I’m here, but you might have to pick a sista up on the way across “the creek” (Ohio River). My car has “flu like” symptoms. You know, the shakes and shivers and sh!t. You know when you pay the sh!t off, the ppl press the button in the computer that says “stop workin and start givin’em hell”.
Called the dealership like “how much for a tune-up”. He said “for spark plugs, air filter and oil change…”, I said “I have an oil change”, he said “Oh that will be $300″. I said “well what about a water pump and timing belt”. He said “11 hunnit”. I said:
*click*
Alabama, huh? I had a battle buddy from Alabama – he reminded me of a horse.
Wonder if all Alabama men have those traits
Exit 99 …
@ prynsexx
you have me crackin the f*ck up over here – flu like symptoms
@DivineBrown = MILP……I change the F to a P for pleasing……
Birmingham pitstop….Where are you headed…..
pryn … u need to find u a mechanic .. i KEEPS mine on speed dial .. I found him on craigslist .. young brotha gettin his hustle on … lol gave me a tune up .. oil change … installed an alternator with belt for a hunnerd even
@CaramelDrop……..My teeth ain’t that f u c ked up…..Just playin………My s hi t ain’t Retarded(Packin like Horses) thats a gift & and a curse at once….
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pryn … u need to find u a mechanic ..
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I got one, we just hooked up on Fri……oh you mean a car mechanic. We (me and TT – the car) bout to pay a visit to him in about 20 more mins. Don’t trip.
all this discussion came from all that azz … ain’t that something…
#125 said:
(Packin like Horses) thats a gift & and a curse at once…
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google Mr. Hands and see how he died. Nasty Fucca’!
@prynsexxx… You got me Dying laughing over here ;-)
And Dallas just got Roy Williams (WR from Detroit)
@ Kym
I think we’re all just bored with these slow post today
@ pryn
You said exactly what I was thinkin, but I was tryin to say it in a nicer way!! LOL!! Cosign on the “meet me or beat me” part!!! (No it doesn’t sound right, I know…don’t EVEN!! HAHA!!)
I understand exactly what you mean about the accent, no matter where I go I get asked “Where are you from?” All a result of growing up overseas and moving around alot (Airforce fam).
Now…’bout them brothers…any single??? =D
goat…what chu talkin about about. I AIN’T NOBODIES MOMMA! You missed my birth control pill post? THAT IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY, quit playing! Put that bad boy under my tongue for direct entry into the bloodstream!
You need to call me something else!!! LMAO! I’m going to Springfield Ohio to visit my momma an’ nem!
CaramelDrop… lemme find out you in the Army? GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!
PRNSEXX….I HOLLERED AT YOUR CAR SITUATION! SCREAMED!!!
HEY…maybe we can come out your way! WHAT’S THE CLUB SITUATION IN CINCY? You know I’m uppity…don’t get me mushed in the mouth taking me to hood clubs before I’m under the influence!
@ Elove
True Sh!t. Mr. Hands got “hit” by a horse and the stupid fucca’ didn’t go to the Dr. because he was too damn embarrassed (as he should have been) and died from his “injuries”.
prynsexxx…I need to find me a “home-team” piece for my trips to OHIO…other one moved to Brooklyn!
I’m still mourning that loss…got me wishing my family would move to BK!
LMAO…I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!
#131 said:
Now…’bout them brothers…any single??? =D
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Murried, retired, dead, gay, prison, druggie, moved away to Hawaii cause they got tired of New York…..yahda, yahda, yahda
Oh did I mention they are well way into their late 40′s mid to late 50′s.
I’M SCARRED FOR LIFE OVER MR. HANDS! I have no words for that nasty man…
HE HAD A PERFORATED COLON AND BLED TO DEATH!
ERIOUSLY…someone sent me that video when I was in korea and I haven’t been able to shake that image SINCE! I haven’t cussed anyone out for something so petty in my life!
@ pryn
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, doesn’t hurt to ask. The search continues…
*sigh*
LOL!!!
Divine, our club scene HAS picked up lately, but I get tired of seeing the same old faces. Dudes be to scared to talk and if they do, their “breff” smells like sh!t! I want to say, “wipe ya mouf, you still got some bullshyt in the corner.”
ok … i’m lost … (and i’m thinking thats a good thing)
what in the HAIL is a Mr Hands and what does he have to do with a horse ?
#136 said:
I have no words for that nasty man…
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I seen the ACTUAL ACT!!!!!!!!! Almighty forgive me, because Satan had me watching that crap, it had to be. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. And his stupid friend sittin there helpin’.
Mr. Hands?!? WTF?!?! I ALMOST googled it, but Divine got me scared that I’ll be scarred for life!!! HAHAHA!!!
@DivineBrown……….damn shame the D was that good you wish your family would relocate……..I’m sorry for assuming that you were a mother……
@ diva Brown
Was 91bravo combat medic
KYm said:
what in the HAIL is a Mr Hands and what does he have to do with a horse ?
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See post #133 and decipher from there. You’re a smart girl, you’ll figure it out!
ohhhh .. now thats nasty … some phucker phuckin a horse ? ? ?
he was posed to die .. nasty muffphuka
holy crap about mr. hands. well i guess that is the wrong figure of speech…. i googled and i am now truly disturbed.
jesus. joseph. mary.
this post has taken a turn for…
i think i threw up a little in my mouf. how come i never heard of mr. hands before now?
i don’t get off til 5 but i think i am going now. whew. that was a bit much…gonna drink an extra glass of wine tonight. mr. hands….
#146 said:
how come i never heard of mr. hands before now?
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Because he puts the devil as the head of his life!
I’m out. Gotta take TT (my car) to the doctor.
OMG! I just googled MR.hands
I got to squealing and clinching anatomy! I still cant relax. That sh!t should be illegal. why in heavens name would anyone want to do some sh!t like that.
I’m scared for life
and why the PHUCK does Wiki have a entire article about that ….
Jesus take the Wheel. !
KYM…MR. HANDS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A DAMN HORSE! That crap almost made me cry, for real for real! I was so disturbed afterwards.
goat…It’s cool! I’m that last of a dying breed! Everyone I meet is suprised I don’t have any kids. Don’t be…it’s no accident!
Carmel Drop….I went to Allergy School at WRAMC…AND I’M GLAD I DIDNT ENLIST IN THE ARMY BUT THEY SHOLL DO KNOW HOW TO KICK IT! DAMN I HAD TO MUCH FUN!!!!
Kymystry Says:
ohhhh .. now thats nasty … some phucker phuckin a horse ? ? ?
he was posed to die .. nasty muffphuka
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
Beatiality is illegal…what are you talking about?
THAT IS AN ABOMINATION AGAINST GOD AND THE LAW! Don’t get it twisted…
Almost worst than
2 girls 1 cup
Google that……………..IF YOU’RE CRAZY!
The devil I tell ya’, just plain devil.
Out for real.
PEACE
carameldrop….words like shyt and crap cannot be used in the same posting as somebody who does (or did) what mr. hands nasty self did.
it just ain’t right (in my martin voice…) bye yall until tomorrow.
@DivineBrown
goat…It’s cool! I’m that last of a dying breed! Everyone I meet is suprised I don’t have any kids. Don’t be…it’s no accident
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I’m 32 single black male…with all my teefes and a decent job and formally educated…..NO KIDS!!!!!!
Googling now! Why am I always late?
@ Divine
People aren’t surprised that I don’t have any kids. They’re surprised that I don’t want any!! LOL!!
The “2 girls, 1 cup” thing sounds way scarier than “Mr. Hands.” LOL!!!
WHYyyyyyyYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYyyyyyyy did i google that ,…. all I did was read the friggin TITLE and I’m sick to my gat dang stomach !!!!
@Purepisces……….you don’t want any or your not ready to have them…..
Damn Kymy…….I should have warned you…..
yes you should have goat .. gotdangIT to HELL !! ..
goat76 says:
I’m 32 single black male…with all my teefes and a decent job and formally educated…..NO KIDS!!!!!!
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LMAO!! WE THANK WE THE s#it!!!! You can’t tell us nothin!!
KNOCK ON WOOD PLAYA…
@goat
I don’t want any AT ALL. I think I must have had a tribe in my last life!! LOL! =)
That was utterly disturbing………I must question my sanity now. Bye yall.
@DivineBrown……..I know your not 100yrs old…but whats your age……
I want kids, but I want a family for my kids….don’t want to do the baby momma/daddy stuf…..I want what I didn’t have, and thats my father living wit me showing me how to be a man…..
Well …I am MILF … proudly I might add .. I wanted a son .. I had a Son .. and I’m now spayed and just screw for fun
In the words of Russell Simmons .. Thanks for coming .. God Bless and Good night
I NEED to get to ATL with the Quickness ;-)
LOL @ KYM
THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT!!! Get in, get out, screw around for fun!!
@GOAT
Good for you. That’s how it SHOULD be IMO!!!
@ ELove – come on…we’ll show you much love……
I guess I’m a CWTLF…Childless Woman They’d Like to F**k.
Hmmm…doesn’t have the same ring to it… =)
Maybe a NBTLF…Non Breeder… LOL!
lmao! I’m fly fo’ a hunnit, ain’t I?
I’m the same age you! Exactly!
I love kids and I can’t wait to have them! BUT…I AM NOT DOING IT BY MYSELF…PERIOD!
I’VE BEEN PAYING THESE BILLS BY MYSELF AND I’M READY TO SPLIT THOSE TOO!
Yeah ELove ….I almost moved to the A…..
purepisces……….Don’t say Non-breeder……sound like some animal stuff(Mr.Handy)………
@pure
There ARE still some memberships available for HCTDTDG ;-)
@Divinebrown……I feel the same way…
Maybe a NBTLF…Non Breeder… LOL!
lmao!!!
@ goat
LOL!!! Okay, I’ll stick with Childless =)How about CBCWTLF…Childless By Choice Woman… LOL!
@ELove
Do I want to know what all that means??? After the Mr. Handy and 2 Girls 1 Glass bizness…I’m frightened…Heehee!
That’s actually HCTDTGD ;-)
@ Divine
That’s what I said!! But Goat says I can’t use that one… LOL! =)
@ E
Okay, you’re still not telling me what that means!! HAHAHA!!!
We need to come up with something…so I can put it on a t-shirt! LMAO!
@pure
Hot Chicks That Deserve This Good Dick!!!
Of course I’m the CEO-Founder whose A VERY Unselfish Lover that specializes in the Treatment-n-Sexual Satisfaction of Sweet-Tasting-Coochie ;-) BTW did YOU know that Sweet-Coochie is the #1 commodity in the World ;-)
OMG…ELOVE…that sounds like a brochure!
@ E
LMBAO!!! Your company would MOST SURELY FLOURISH in the “A.” Perhaps you should consider relocating. LOTS of lonely women in need of your services ova here!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
@ Divine
We soo do!!! But I find that alot of women don’t take kindly to childless women, even less so for the women like me who don’t want any period. I don’t need these heffas chasing me down the streets and out of area malls and Walmarts!! LOL!! =D
Purepisces/Divabrown
I have kids so…….I encourage have plenty of SAFE fun & f*cking for me… I have to be a good girl till my youngest gets out…..
PISCES…single AND CHILDLESS…DON’T NOBODY WANT YOU AROUND! PERIOD… we have a reputation for being wild, inconsiderate, club hopping freaks and attention whores that single-handedly destroy healthy relationships, that can’t get their own man!
I HATE THAT!
Carmel Drop…being single has advantages and disadvantages!
Married men are always trying to infiltrate the squad and get on the roster! THAT IS A SERIOUS NO-NO!
There are some single men…WHO CANNOT DISTINGUISH BETWEEN QUALITY women and the bust downs…AND TRY TO TREAT EVERYONE THE SAME! THAT IS A SERIOUS NO NO!
You are not about to be trying to come to my house with a bottle of something you know I drink, on the first date(unless I invite you, tee hee hee)…OR INVITING ME TO YOURS! And do not be ringing my phone after midnight…unless your returning my call…that I placed after midnight…AND IF I DID…why didn’t you pick it up when I called you? LMAO…
DVB and @pure
Well to US Real Men… Y’all ARE the BUZINESS!!!
Can’t find ENOUGH of Y’all Sexxy-AZZ-Females ;-)
@ Caramel
I never have any fun, so you better hope Divine is!! LOL! Sad day if you’re depending on living vicariously through me!! =)
@ Divine
You ain’t never lied!!! Too many hoes and homewreckers out there messing it up for the rest of us. With some of these women it’s like INSTANT hate and suspicion, like DAYUM!!! I ain’t do nothin!! LOL! =) I’m such a goodie goodie, so I really get pissy when they come at me like that!!!
omg@comments. lmao
im sorry but i dont find serena attractive and that muscled up body would be creepy as hell rolling over against at nite. lol
@ Caramel
Oops! Okay, so we KNOW Divine is having FUN!! LOL!! =) There you go!
@ Elove
I don’t consider myself sexy yet, but I’m workin on it!! I intend to be sexy by summertime!! HAHAHA!! =D
@teecee
I FEEL you man BUT with Serena MINE is Purely Hitting THAT from the back from EVERY conceivable angle POSSIBLE ;-)
I’m not trying to Wife her or be her Boyfriend LOL
ELove…you are way too charming! You prolly hit your female friends with the “forehead” kiss!
Pisces…I hate it, too! I’m not a goodie goodie by any means! But, I do not create drama…PERIOD! I am not trying to take ANYONE’S MAN! I WANT ALL MY MEN TO MYSELF! ALLL OF THEM! NOT TRYING TO SHARE NATHAN! If you have a woman/wife/side piece…you have nothing to offer me!!!
Honestly…I don’t even need more than one man! I just need someone loyal, adventurous, kind, gainfully employed, all his teeth, no golds, good hygiene, hates excessive hair growth in his pelvic region, loves his momma, preferrably no children but who am I kidding, no baby momma drama or felonies or prison sentences served…with just the right amount of freak, stupendous cunnilingual skill, enjoys giving as much as receiving, 2 tablespoons of down right nasty and thinks I am the G.O.A.T!
I’D GET OUT THE GAME…AND GET MARRIED…ROTFLMAO!
(G.O.A.T….GREATEST OF ALL TIME)
purepisces…Don’t ever say you aren’t sexy! EVER!
SEXY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES! Sexy is an aura…sexy is a frame of mind!
I hate when people do that…don’t put yourself down!
Listen…I am not perfect, by any means of the word…
BUT YOU CAN’T SIT HERE AND TELL ME I AIN’T A SEXY ASS MUTHAPHUCKA! I’m sorry…you just can’t do it!
And it shows…
and on top of that…
I dated this guy that was ugly…BAD SKIN, psuedo-folliculitis like a mug (hair bumps)…
But, he was SOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN SEXY…AND he had style out of this world! You couldn’t tell his ugly A$$ he wasn’t the illest! It was his confidence that did it for me.
@ Divine
AWWWWW!!! Thass so sweeeeet!! =) I just don’t think SEXY when I think of myself, but that’s not a bad thing to me. =) I got lots of other good stuff goin on, no low self-esteem here!! Trust me! Thanks for the vote of confidence, though… =)
You GOTS to be a sexy motha with your stable full of stallions!!! LOL!! And keepin them allllll to yourself!! HAHAHA!!! Don’t worry, you’ll find you a good one, then you’ll be able to put your herd out to pasture!!
@Divine
Confidence is hella sexy!! Girl, you ain’t got to tell me!!! I am a certified JJ after all…
(Jay-Z Jocker)
LOL!!!! If there’s one thing that man got, it’s CONFIDENCE!!!
lmao@ stallions…girl, please…don’t make me laugh!
NO NO NO…there’s a few than couldn’t hold their weight copper and should prolly be released back in to the wild where they belong. Have you ever lived around a military base…they are like wild dogs. End of story
I have issues and the “one” I really want…I CAN’T TELL HIM! He brings as much to the table as I do and he’s got me shook…the others are just sugar substitutes. LMAO!
DAMN IT I’M ACTIN LIKE AN OLE PUNK A$$ BROAD…
ELove Says:
@teecee
I FEEL you man BUT with Serena MINE is Purely Hitting THAT from the back from EVERY conceivable angle POSSIBLE ;-)
I’m not trying to Wife her or be her Boyfriend LOL
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iiight man, you do you !!! and ill do Robin V. Thompson, w w w . myspace. com/robinvthompson, she got better pics on black skanks tho
HEY PISCES….
DONT YOU MISS HUNE RIGHT ABOUT NOW?
MAN…WE ARE ABOUT TO HIT 200 POSTS…and no awards…this just doesnt seem right
WE NEED TO START A BRING HUNE BACK PETITION ASAP!!!
HEY PISCES….
DONT YOU MISS HUNE RIGHT ABOUT NOW?
MAN…WE ARE ABOUT TO HIT 200 POSTS…and no awards…this just doesnt seem right
WE NEED TO START A BRING HUNE BACK PETITION ASAP!!!
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and on top of that…
I dated this guy that was ugly…BAD SKIN, psuedo-folliculitis like a mug (hair bumps)…
But, he was SOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN SEXY…AND he had style out of this world! You couldn’t tell his ugly A$$ he wasn’t the illest! It was his confidence that did it for me.
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you sound like my cousin, she dated a guy i know was 400 lbs and 5’8″. he thought he was the finest thing on earth and every woman wanted him. he had thick luv tattooed on his arm. what was so funny was that the guy always smelled like french fries. lol
EWWWWW, NOT FRENCH FRIES…LMAO! stankin!! That’s just nasty…I DRAW THE LINE AT FAT! NOPE NOPE NOPE!!! Can’t do it!
But for real…Bumpy Face Johnson actually DID have broads falling over him! He was from St. Lucia and had that crrrrrazy accent. BUT, I can’t knock him…I fell for his ole charming behind! (I was young…shut up)
@ Divine
LOL!!! Yeah, where is Ms. HunE, anyway?? We’ve hollared at Goat today, otherwise I would assume they were both lost in the purple haze…LOL!!
Awww man, that dude got you SHOOK!!!! Come on, you’re supposed to be my Big Sister Kick Ass!! =) I hope you’re ate least droppin hints like a mug!!
Girl, I avoid military men like the plague!! Just like you said, wild dogs!! I think the military messes with their brains…brainwashed!! My dad was in the military, and he cracked up once he retired. Gotta love the military…they encourage the men to get married up, and give huge discounts on alcohol. Please tell me the one you want isn’t a military man!! =D
@teecee
OH Yeah “blackjackskanz” HAS outstanding pics!!! ;-)
Ok..purepisces…here it goes…this is more than I ever want to reveal But Oh well, I have to tell this story
Dates back 10 years Freaknik 98, 22 yrs old…long story short, met him there …I
Illest, crasiest chemistry my young heart ever experienced…I was crazy about him..he moved away. That was it!
Fast forward…to late 2006, got a message on Myspace from him, out of the blue. Badda Bing badda bang..we’re back at it. EXCEPT for the 5 hrs driving distance I move to korea for 12 months, of course keeping in touch.
Come back June 2008…phuck all this…
Have you ever felt like you were “meant” for someone? Like you mesh together so well its frightening?
I should be well prepared to lay it all on the line…even been given cues to do so.
Got Stage fright like a lil biatch!
Something tells me any action on my part would be a tad premature…so I’m rockin with instinct on this one.
We both live the “single” life, so I think I may be a little untamed for such a gentleman…
Whatever the case…the cat got my tongue!
This wasn’t supposed to happen! Lmao! Monkey wrench all up in my plans! So…I still continue on, business as usual!
And no…he’s Not military!
I try not to go there but…them mugs hit the gym, Hard!!!
And yes…the military encourages premature marriages and alcoholism.
Brainwashing…that is debatable! Mentally you have to be weak enough…
(Wtf…why am I on my blackberry at the hair salon…typing this?)
WOWWWW!!! What is it with all these Freaknik stories I’ve been hearing all of a sudden?! WEIRD. I have a friend who has a similar story…it’s been will they – won’t they for the past 10 years. He’s the love of her life, she’s the love of his life, BUT she has had some missteps, AND he keeps running away!!! Now there’s this new guy on the scene that she might even marry eventually, BUT she can’t get over the first guy!! IT’S CRAZY!!!! I’m like, 10 years!!?? COME ON!!!
Now, back to you missy!! How long do you plan on waiting? Just curious. And is he a military man? You didn’t say! Does he have any IDEA about what you’re feeling, or do you just play it off whenever you see him? DAMN! I feel like I’m talking to my girl about her meant-to-be-man!!! Hmmm, you’re in a better situation because you’re both single and in the same vicinity…My thing is, if you see your chance at fantastic happiness, WHY NOT TAKE IT?!?! =)
In answer to your question, nope! Have yet to meet crazy connection guy…but YOU have, and my girl HAS. Sooooo come on!! =) All I’m sayin is, don’t let him get away. You will soooo regret it if you do!! =P
I was at Freaknik 98 also and all I’ll say is…
Me and My Boyz thoroughly ENJOYED the ATL-Hospitality!!! ;-)
I COMPLETELY missed Freaknik. I was on parental lockdown until I went to college, and then once I got to school I was stuck there. Damn!! I just wish I could have gone to ONE!!! =P By the time I got out of school, Freaknik was OVER!!
I loved freaknik except for the nudity! Next to tailgating for OSU and Michigan game, and Mardi Gras that’s the most fun I had in that type of environment
Anyhoo…it’s weird! This is totally uncharacteristic of me! I am not this shy, at all!
I always justify my hesistation by saying “my instincts” this and that. LMAO…
Anyhoo…who knows what will happen!
I hate making things more complicated than they need to be…but I’m just wired that way!
Free spirited and over analytical…aka confused as hell! Lmao!!!
So’kay! =) It’s easy for me to tell others to get up and go do stuff! LOL!! I’m very shy when it comes to a crush, BUT I’d like to think that when I find the guy who I think might be THE ONE, I will somehow spontaneously grow a pair and step up to the plate! LOL!! I think it’s cute that he’s got you all flustered. Heehee! =D
You didn’t say, does he have any clue about your supercrush?
@ Elove I was at that one too…..Man dat **** was wild….That might have been the last one
@ Goat
Dang! Was everybody there but me?!?! SUCKS! =P
hey everybody, Serena’s ass got 200+ dayummmm….. I gotta go read and LOL !!!!