The NY Post’s gossip column Page Six today issued a correction and an apology after admitting their source lied when they claimed Michelle Obama ordered “Iranian caviar” and two lobsters from room service at the Waldorf Astoria.

We all know Michelle would never eat caviar and lobster in the same sitting. What sistah does that? Plus, Michelle is watching her weight carefully, so why would she order two lobsters? Shame on Page Six for not checking their sources!

THE source who told us last week about Michelle Obama getting lobster and caviar delivered to her room at the Waldorf-Astoria must have been under the influence of a mind-altering drug. She was not even staying at the Waldorf. We regret the mistake, and our former source is going to regret it, too. Bread and water would be too good for such disinformation. (Source)

Thanks to loyal reader Cheri for the tip!