Freak Show at Atlanta Hartsfield Airport
There’s a freak show going on at Atlanta Hartsfield and the star is YOU! 
A new x-ray machine installed at Hartsfield gives security screeners a lot more than just a glance at what you’re carrying — and I don’t mean weapons or bags.
In fact, I hear the female screeners at Hartsfield jockey for position at the monitor screen whenever ball players go through the machine.
And celebrity photographer FreddyO says he has a friend who works at Hartsfield who plans on snapping a pic of the screen with her cell phone the next time singer Usher walks through the security machine.
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That is just too much…
oh damn…
Wow… I would love to see Jigga go through the machine. He must inject his lips, lol. The women who is going to snap pictures get one of J.D. I want to know if the babypistal rumors are true… I also wanna know if the 50 rumors are true. This machine is probably very entertaining to employees.
I bet a lot more ppl will start hittin’ the gym after they see their x-ray’s.
What’s the 50 rumors?
Ewwwwwwwww….that is the saggiest private area I’ve ever seen
Draggin Balls Z….ROTFLAMO!!!!!!!!
he has a friend who works at Hartsfield who plans on snapping a pic of the screen with her cell phone the next time singer Usher walks through the security machine.
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she need to snap one of his wife to see if she is not really a “he”….
i kid i kid. she keeps popping ‘em out to PROVE she got a va jay jay. just like nicole murphy. what better way to combat the “she’s a man” rumors??
The women who is going to snap pictures get one of J.D. I want to know if the babypistal rumors are true
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j.d….jermaine dupri? tell me you are not wondering about that. he’s practically a midget. he looks like he was ONE chromosome away from being one. whatchu really think?
Will this machine show the stick stuck up Usher’s azz..? Just curious
Divvvviiiiiinnnnneee!!!! What up??
I don’t want to think about anyone lookin at me like that!!! Makes me not wanna get on a plane. I guess if you got it like that, this makes it even more necessary to have a private jet. Can you imagine the number of celebs who would be outted by this machine?? Fake boobs and fake butts and small d*cks…OH MY!!
Why spend all that money on that crap. Just make everybody fly butt ass naked!
They been using this machine somewhere. I can’t remember where I was maybe Miami or San Francisco. I had to go through it I thought it was the human version of the bank drive through thing. I didn’t know they could see my pee pee maybe thats why all the female employees start flocking around me and hid my sneakers.
dang … i wonder if his nuts touch the terlit wata when he sits down … ole droopy nuts muffugga … lol
LOLOLOL…Can’t wait till Dumb Dumb Diddy steps through the machine…we’ll all see if Naomi Campbell was telling the truth about his lack there down there.
iscream, you are funny.
**lack there of down there.
thats just nasty, i woul;dnt want a job looking someones junk all day. especially since most people junk looks a mess.
kym. i can’t even hardly see i am laffin so hard after #12. stop it….
What’s good Purepisces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where have you been?
Clearly from the pictures, this does not show size of the member.
This is way off subject ladies, because I don’t want to talk about another mans juke…
I’m in Colorado and want to know if any of you could give me a couple of your local radio stations (R&B) that is online to listen to.
Wow that’s exploitation…foreal….like they can’t see what people have on them WITHOUT seeing “what they have on them”?…wth. How they know people want their privates and rolls and stuff all out there…embarassing.
I’ve been around…working and getting oh here late as usual. How’s it goin in the sunshine state? Hope the weather down there is better than up here! Cold as a mofo!!!
**I don’t want to talk about another mans junk…
www(dot)kiss1041fm(dot)com and www(dot)1025atlanta(dot)com .. ole school and so am I ..lol
Well kwallace, it has been my experience that vertically challenged men have most of their height in the place that counts;) I have never come across SLD men, now the extra tall ones… they’re generally hit or miss. Meh
Kymystry Says:
dang … i wonder if his nuts touch the terlit wata when he sits down … ole droopy nuts muffugga … lol
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwww…I hate those kind! Flapping all up on you when… *CENSORED*.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Hey not everyone has to go thru these…just the ones they select to do that random search
I’ll be smiling all day if I worked there.
Heeyyyy :o)
@Ielon:
Try slacker.com its internet radio and u can basically listen to what u want.
Anyway……….. continuing to LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Terlit water???? OMG.
@ Ielon
From Atlanta…
You could check out V103 at http://www.v-103.com
They do play some hip hop though.
Here’s a good one: http://www.1025atlanta.com
But they have syndicated shows all day until 7pm.
They’re great at nights or on weekends.
**25 “flapping
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Yo azz is crazy..now that was funny but I agree with that everyone worker out once they see this…
I’ll be thinking all kind stuff. Like, “stand your ugly azz a$$ in the xray!!”
That’s why I stay in shape.
@ Ielon
Or the BEST
http://www.pandora.com
Type in what kind of music and artists you like and go!!! Gotta love that…
Ol saggy nuts looks like he is laid out on a table for postmortum exam. Looks like he has multiple wounds to the upper right quadrant.
COD – lack of oxygen circulation due to a saggy nutsack and straining
maybe all the short men i ran across back in my day were just plain challenged. i know my baby daddy was….hope his little pee pee self read this too. scared me off of short men FOR LIFE. after him i started having a height requirement….i ain’t lying.
cosign with dbrown @25.
ok Divine … I wonder if they can do a Nut Sack Lift … call up Dr. 90210 and ask his happy azz THAT ..
um ‘cuse me Doc .. my nuts terch the terlit wata .. I was wondering if you could do a lil nip tuck on my junk ?
i love pandora and was about to recommnd is as well…
i meant “it”…
LOL @ Kym
Bet that black doc has done that procedure!! He’s always talkin about people’s junk!! LOL!! Or the one who did the sexual reassignment surgery…
if they can tighten a va jay jay they can help this fella out with his sag problem….
ALL OF YA’LL AZZ IS CRAZY…**ROTFF** NIP AND TUCK D*MN
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Thank you ladies for the websites
im about to call up ole boy for that brazillian butt lift … they can take this kangaroo pouch my 10lb 6 oz twice the normal length C-Section scar called a tummy OFF and put it ALL in the Trunk .. ..lol
@ Kym
Girl, I’ve already decided to see the crazy black doc or the asian chick when it’s time to tighten some thangs up. Maybe help the booty out some too….hmmmm….LOL!!! It seems like Dr. Rey only does boobs, which I definitely don’t need!!
kym…..*Dr.Ray’s consult*
Ummm…yes sir. If you look at the before and after picture, I see about 30-40 cm of lingering scrotal excess that he could have removed!
You will be in a significant amount of pain afterwards, sir. But, once you get thru the healing process, THOSE PUPPIES WILL BE SO TAUT AND PERKY!
*I even let you in on a little secret* This will eliminate some of the gagging your wife experiences when she’s…you know, giving you a hum job. Instead of sagging all the way down to her epiglottis, those bad boys will be so tight!
DR. RAY IS MY DUDE!!!!!!! i KNOW HE WOULD SAY THAT!
@KYM
Damn you had a big baby….what the hell..Yeah I’m gonna call them for you. You deserve it!!!!
If that’s it…..I still can get atleast a quarter ounce of green through that………..
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@ DIVINE .. HOLLERINNNNNNNN !!… LOL
Thanks Shanie .. i did .. he’s STILL a big baby .. lol
i just called a doc here in the “a” .. and it costs between 10k-11k … ummm .. NO .. googlin butt pads .. lol
@ Divine
Girl, you forgot the trademark Dr. Rey line!!!!!
They will look BEEEEEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUTIIIIIFUUUUUUULLLLLL!!!!!!!
LOL!!!
@ Kym
What does?? The butt lift or the tummy tuck?? Or both??
@ Pisces .. the butt lift that included the lipo from other fatty areas .. hell .. make u wanna go to BRAZIL and get it done for 3-4k including air fare and hotel room with nurse .. !
@ Kym
Dang!! For real!?!?! Probably more expensive in CA too. Guess that’s why so many people go to Rio to get theirs done…I’ve seen too many reports of things going wrong though, scary!! Gotta be careful if you go that route. Inside Edition used to be heavy on that!! =)
gurl .. i ain’t goin NOWHERE .. well .. maybe to Fredricks of Hollywood … lol
What about women on their cycles – will it expose the wings? That is a TOTAL VIOLATION as far as I’m concrned – beyond the realms of ‘saftey’ and opening the box of nosey!
@ Divine Brown
You know that Dr. Ray isn’t board certified?
Hermosa…you LYIN???????????
I’D LET HIM DO SOME WORK ON ME…For real for real!
Those trans-umbilical breast implants are the illest!
@kwallace577 Not true about short men… I dated a short man J.D’s hieght (yes Dupri) He had a donkey size penis. I couldn’t take it and told him he should do prono because thats the only way his size would be appreciated. He dated alot of strippers for that reason (true story). Where he lacked in hieght he stood on the penis line twice Length and width…..
Weird. As long as these things scanning you don’t do harm to your body, and as long as these horny airport workers don’t take it to the extreme I guess it’s whatever. They don’t make teens go through these right? Muthafu**as takin cellphone pics n ish. Do they allow registered sex offenders to work at the airport? I wonder if the dude in the first picture is aware his picture was going to be used like this? His ish is on display for the whole world to see, yet the other guy who is presumably a cop and carrying a weapon into the scanner to prove a point is conveniently covered up. BTW yall some ol nasty as*es!!! Talk of droopy balls hanging from chins and what not????? If I weren’t such a perv myself I’d be offended!heehee
on a serious sidenote…i talk to my husband at night…he is a truck driver and every night about 7 p.m. whether he is driving nights or days is “our time” to catch up. did you get caught in a snowstorm?? how the baby do on her test? i miss you..etc etc. we also take the time to act “silly” sometimes.
just for the record…i got cussed the HAIL OUT tonite …thanks to kym…and me asking MY husband if…his nuts hit “terlit water” when he sit down…he is DEMANDING to know WHAT i have been reading..?? who the FLCUK i been talking to..?? what the FLCUK is this ABOUT???
thanks kym. cause i ain’t mad. i am STILL giggling on the inside…even AFTER my husband proclaimed…”HAIL NAW my nuts ain’t in no gotdamn TOILET water..wtf…?”
good night srose fam. lawrd.
WOW, I would love to have this for my glasses. It would make choosing a man with ‘wood’ a whole lot easier.
what’s the point of this? wow, we continue to allow our rights to be stripped away…literally. ****, my koq size is my koq size…aint ashamed of what i got…if i see a nice tight butt, the xray will show it standing at attn with a slight curve…eff it..i got places to be…lets keep this moving.
oh damn this my butt will be in atlanta next month…