Beyonce’s Fine Ass Bodyguard? What Exactly Does That Mean?

Sandra Rose December 8, 2008

Every blog and message board I visit I notice that Beyonce’s bodyguard gets more attention than she does.

It also hasn’t escaped me that Beyonce’s bodyguard gets more attention than even Jay Z does.

But what exactly is the attraction? He has a big head, his clothes don’t fit him well and he’s a mouth breather like Sean Combs.

Can someone explain to me what constitutes fineness in this particular man, because I don’t get it.

(Photo source)

Kymystry

Auntie .. no offense .. you aren’t EXACTLY into Men ..

so his swagger .. and sexiness WOULD be lost on you ..

his masculinity .. his “it” factor
LUSCIOUS

he’s not attractive to me at all…and i’m straight…
starr

I agree with kym…..u would understand…and i say dat with luv

tha is FINE!!! just…..oooo….and he does have that “it” factor…..i wonder bey gets tempted……

i know i would….dey would have to find somebody else for me ….lol
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

whatever “fineness” means…he aint it!
teeteek

To each it’s own…
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Not to mention…his hairline starts behind his ears! That aint no damn fine…
kwallace577

not my type.

and i don’t think he is purse holding bodyguard…there is another one i think.
UrbanBeauty

Don’t think I can help you there. I don’t see “it”.
Toi

I think he is fine. Sandra – you just listed all the stuff I like in a man – and he’s employed. What’s his name? He could get it!
cjlessie

DivineBrown, you are a mess, but ain’t it the truth though?
ReadTheBlog

He’s about as fine as frog hair…
ReadTheBlog

What happened to Big Tiny? That mofo was huuuuuuuge!
intensemocha

It’s his size, women like masculine men-

He’s looks very muscular and his employment status is definitely icing on the cake-

I would agree his definitely not a pretty boy, but he certainly isn’t ugly and he looks nice in a suit or sweats-oh yeah he’s definitely worth giving a second look.

Hell, LIL Wayne is an ugly MOFO-and he has a small, tiny, frame……now that’s what I need someone to explain to me-what’s the attraction there? LOL
prynsexxx

Sandra said:

what exactly is the attraction?
_____________________________________________

I’m with you on this one San……I don’t/never/will not eva’ see it.
SlimA

What happened to Big Tiny? That mofo was huuuuuuuge

@ReadTheBlog
He actually lost weight and is only have the size he was, he was a real popular basketball player in high school in my hometown.
Kymystry

AND .. he dosen’t SCREAM ……. “suspect”
KAT

i don’t think he’s fine either….
prynsexxx

He looks like the type that will come out with a tell-all book after everything is said and done.
PAHairston

Hello All, like the old sayings go: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what floats your boat may not float mine. I’m just saying……peace.
kwallace577

He looks like the type that will come out with a tell-all book after everything is said and done.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hey pryn. he need to tell all alright…tell all of us why he don’t have a hat on that dome… knowing he look like dan akroyd in coneheads.
whyohwhy

@19 that is so true, some see sexy, some see Shrek, some see may see another something they like in him.

What ever it is the man is doing his job and looks like he is doing it well!!!
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

I don’t know that his sexiness is all about his looks. First of all I don’t even find him sexy, but there is something about the fact that he is always there looking ready to take a negro down if they so much as look at his client wrong that is appealing. Sometimes I wonder if B is hitting that. I’d probably want to if he was guarding my body.
Kymystry

Well .. he dosen’t meet te “conventional” standards of “fine” … he meets the standards for ME .. I like a brotha that Looks like he will protect you to the end . .. that gets my blood to “berling”
PAGESINADIARY

he aint fine to me
shunda

I thought it was the purse holding one that everyone said was fine. I could be wrong
prynsexxx

He looks Shaq’ish!
keely107

Looks like Brian Nichols, too bulky…….big ays!
jazi65

He looks like a darker version of scary spice’s hubby..and there’s nothing sexy about that!
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

He looks like 2 different people in thoss pics.

Based off looks alone, he does nothing for me. He could have a sense of humor out of this world and a bangin’ personality. Good personality can take a 5 to a 10! You never know these days…
SMALONE

THIS MAN IS FINE!!!!!!! I WANT HIM SO BAD!! IT’S BECAUSE HE DON’T SAY ANYTHING NEVER TALK NEVER SMILE..AND THAT’S A TURN ON TO ME!! I BET HE SEE’S HER NAKED!! IF I WAS HER I WILL LET HIM SEE ME NAKED…
iscream

Where is it written that he is fine. & with all the posting that blogs do on Bey I swear this is the first time I even paid attention to who was guarding her body b4 you pointed him out.

More action than Jay Z. You were kidding right? & if he was attractive Jay probably would’ve had him fired.
MUNCHOSGIRL

TINY WAS LET GO WITH A HEALTHY SEVERANCE PACKAGE YEARS AGO. THAT IS MICHELLE WILLIAMS GOD-BROTHER.
BayArea

Who is Michelle Williams God-Brother? Tiny?
iscream

Lmao @ munchogirl. You are like the Beyonce encyclopedia.
Candi Apple

I thing the appealing aspects of him is his ability to guard someone as famous as Beyonce. He is a protector and most women are attracted to the fact that a man can protect and take care of them. Hence everyone saying he is employed. No one wants to be with a whimp. As a matter of fact Lil Wayne is the uglest guy I’ve seen, he does not look like he can protect a rabbit. But, he has money and many women find that attractive.

I would date Bey’s body gaurd. He is decent looking and not a pants hanging low thug type of dude everyone complains about. One minute people preach about dating a thug then when a working renaissance man comes along he gets ragged go figure
http://notenoughrealmen.blogspot.com 2thick4u

This isn’t the same one that I have saw.

She must have two. The one I like is cuter and definately fine!!!

He is doable…I’ll pass!!!
missamerica

The only thing that struck me about her bodyguard is that, even when she’s with Jay-Z, he’s next to her and Jay is behind her. Bee seems more comfortable with him than her own husband.
ChokLitFactory

Sandra, these pics do not do him justice! He is very tall and handsome. That ususally does it for me

Beyonce’s Fine Ass Bodyguard? What Exactly Does That Mean?

Dad Believes Deceased Daughter Led Him to Accident Scene

Fan Photos of the Day

related posts