Morning Wood: Breyz By Request

Sandra Rose December 29, 2008

Some of you ladies have been very hard on my Morning Wood men here lately. It seems I can’t post a decent Morning wood without getting complaints from ungrateful readers.

Well, one of my loyal readers says Breyz will shut all that down. She said if you ladies don’t find Breyz sexy, maybe you need to leave the DL brothas alone so you’ll recognize a real man when you see one!

Breyz is pronounced ‘breeze’ and he is the perfect package: he’s tall, sexy, handsome, an entrepreneur and a fitness trainer. Oh, and he dabbles in modeling and he’s a decent rapper too!

Did I say he lives in Atlanta?

Check out his Myspace page (LINK).

Photos: Myspace.com

http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Beep…Beep…Beeep….BBBBEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
KaraZ

I could do without the body and the face; and if that first picture with the jeans doesn’t have homo-erotic tones all over, I don’t know what else does. Blech.

Darren Sharper please… he’s yummy
CaramelDrop

umph umph umph! Auntie you did that this morning
prynsexxx

*bending over right now*

I’d do him!
shay1

Caramel – yes she did!
licia

ok so he does look good , but who’s to say he’s not a dl brother.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

^^^LMAO…Prynn is OUT of control…..
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

I don’t care how low he is hanging (look at last pic), I think he likes men. Yeah, I said it!!! My gaydar is NEVER wrong
pinky2083

He can get it..
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Ummmm … I am scared of those arms — like he gone choke me out or something.

HOWEVER … I just know his skin is smooth.

SEXY nonetheless, no gaydar going off over here. Whatchu think Keely???
Terry .W

He’s so ripped his viens look like they might burst anytime..lol

He’s cute in the face though!..
ELove

VOICE of REASON HERE !!!!
I LUV how @sandra got all going with the 1st PIC being the ONLY ONE you see before going into the post… GOTCHA !!!
The “part-time” modeling should’ve BEEN the warning LMAO

TRUST ME this DL-BRUTHA is FAR MORE interested in Lifting WEIGHTS than Sexxing WOMEN (Real Talk)… THOSE are SOME STR8-GAY-AZZ poses this dude is pulling off LOL LOL
KaraZ

Yvonne, I’m with you. Fruity Pebbles.
shunda

I don’t know if he is DL but those veins in his arm look like he has been doing roids.
CaramelDrop

Elove/Yvonne

I do see the “punkyness” but in the words of Juvenile on back that ass up

HE’S A FINE MUTHAFUCCA AND HE STARTS ME TO! sHIT WHERE IS GOAT WHEN I NEED HIM LOL
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@Caramel…You are crazy! LOL…
Ms. Williams

This is one fine man, who is actually doing something with himself! Congrats to him. Thanks Sandra, you don’t see too many men around like this.:-)
h0tsauce

DL or not..he’s a QT!!
Kymystry

IS THAT A THONG IN PIC # 4 … oh wait … i THINK thats the top of his jeans with a skin color brown leather belt.

he is chocolatey smooth .. love love love to look at a muscular brotha
Kymystry

And Auntie .. HELL YEAH WE UNGRATEFUL !!! YOU GAVE US RUSSELL SIMMONS MAN !!!!! RUSSELL SIMMONS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

He aight. The body is working and the smile is fabu, but the rest of the face is kinda ordinary for morning wood. Are there no more pretty boys with great bodies left in the world?
ladilovely

You people serious need to check your DL radar because it is BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is no a DL man and I know this for a fact!!!
Kymystry

I went to Derrick Desk … (he’s my resident gay co-worker)

He said .. DAYUM … he dosen’t LOOK gay … but where’s the gym so I can go find out for sure … lol
ELove

@ladilovely
YOU are seriously Fooling-yourself IF you truly believe that this dude is a Real Str8-Hetro Male (Real Talk)
And If I’m to read anything into your Fact-statement…
Go GET YOURSELF checked-out ASAP & I’m Very Serious (Really)
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@Bird…no,not really
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

@ Kym – Derrick is to funny
Kymystry

Iyonah … he just called me and said … Gurlllll .. I had to go BACK to that site 3 times … lol
Lemondrop

I refuse to believe this smooth rich hot chocolate is DL.
shunda

lol at Kymy. I feel like I know Derrick. ladilovely just because a man will get with you doesn’t mean he is not dl hence the term dl. However I am not sure he is dl
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

I vote to send Derrick to the gym..LOL!
shintrell

Sandra, turn those comments ON on that new post! lol.
ELove

WHAT amazes me the most is that women routinely say men think with their DYCKS… ROUTINELY I TELL YOU !!!
So what IS it called when women REFUSE to even consider that a man is DL because SHE wants to F-U-C-K HIM so badly THAT he can’t possibly be anything but Straight LMAO LOL LOL

It’s Very FUNNY and Very SAD at the Same Time
Kymystry

Yall .. I call Derrick .. Hotness … HIS body is the BIZNESS .. nice and tight and chocolate … lol
shunda

Sandra needs to turn those comments on. Are they off because of that close up of Tiny hmmm inquiring minds would like to know.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Damn…HE IS BANGIN!!!

His smile is amazing!!!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

His lips….no comment needed.

His torso is something most men should aspire to have!!!
ELove

I’m leaving this dude ALONE and I’m concentrating on the comments off post NOW…
Which of OUR celebrity women HAVE the WORST tastes in men…
TOP 5 or TOP 10 (Whatever WHATEVA)

Monica WOULD definitely be in the TOP THREE EASY LOL
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@Elove…I can admit that I sometimes think with the cooch. I stand behind my saying, “if my clit doesn’t get that itch, he ain’t it!”…..

Kidding…just jokes!!!
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@Elove…I also believe that woman want him to be straight cuz we would hate for all of that to go to waste. Anywhoo, I am with shintell and shunda…turn the comments on under the new post. We will be good. I promise Auntie. Pleeeeaaasssseeeeeee
KAT

i’m stuck in the middle. he’s not bad looking, but he’s not “all that” either. i didn’t get the gay vibe tho.
ELove

I’m SORRY but @DVB comment got me fired up…
So I NEED to ask this question and YES this is a Real WOMAN question !!!

Would you rather have a MAN with a Nice-sized to Big-DYCK AND Knows how to use it PLUS knows how to sexually-satisfy a woman
OR
A guy with a tight-six pack AND nothing else worthwhile to speak of EXCEPT for some tight-looking ABS

That’s ALL !!!
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@Elove…a MAN with a Nice-sized to Big-DYCK AND Knows how to use it PLUS knows how to sexually-satisfy a woman

will take that anyday of the week
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Well ELove…I don’t know what you meant by real woman question OR IF THAT WAS EVEN DIRECTED AT ME.

But…SIZE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ABILITY! jUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG DYCK…DOESN’T MEAN YOU ARE GOOD WITH IT! Just because you are small…doesn’t mean you SUCK IN BED! “A real woman” knows that!
Kymystry

A Medium sized dyck and a 4 pack …. I’ll compromise .. a big dyck= UTI in my case .. thanks for askin …

I likes my Uterus RIGHT where it is … On the INSIDE .. not wrapped around a Big Dyck cause he hit it too dayum hard.
Kymystry

PREACH Divine .. PREACH !
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Secondly…FIT MEN TEND TO HAVE MORE STAMINA than unfit men! Breathing and sweating all hard on the pu$$y!

Big dyck or not…they can put in the work to get it right!
Kymystry

And the Chuuuuurch said … AMEN .. !
Krysi J

I mean…..All I wanted to comment on was how good that lobster is looking on Shawty Lo’s plate…..And how Sandra needs to cut the sarcasim, concerning her comment on Tiny’s pic….It ain like I was gon’ talk about the boy (Rocko)MAMA Sandra, damn! Ain nobody that insensitive…thats messed up. Im insulted….:D lol!

Oh yea and dude is cute.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Kym…we are >>>>>>>HERE<<<<<<< AS USUAL!

A BD is great…when there is some skill behind it and that individual knows his own strength!

But, average can be equally as great! There are positions…
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Kymystry Says:

A Medium sized dyck and a 4 pack …. I’ll compromise .. a big dyck= UTI in my case .. thanks for askin …

I likes my Uterus RIGHT where it is … On the INSIDE .. not wrapped around a Big Dyck cause he hit it too dayum hard.
_____________
Too funny!!!
ELove

O.K. @DVB I SEE where you coming from…
And it wasn’t directed at you (I would’ve said so)
AND you didn’t answer my question BUT that’s cool too because I know where you’re coming from by NOT answering my question… And I won’t bother you again regarding any of your comments

Oh and Happy New Year (In-ADVANCE) to Everyone !!!
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Krysi J Says:

I mean…..All I wanted to comment on was how good that lobster is looking on Shawty Lo’s plate…..And how Sandra needs to cut the sarcasim, concerning her comment on Tiny’s pic….It ain like I was gon’ talk about the boy (Rocko)MAMA Sandra, damn! Ain nobody that insensitive…thats messed up. Im insulted….:D lol!
______
Yeah, I wasn’t going to talk about the elderly women either! They are gorgeous women and look as if they are being well taken care of as they should be.

Looking at the close up picture of Tiny, I wouldn’t go as far to say she is ugly. I think she needs to find ONE hair color and a hair cut that compliments her face. Secondly,an outfit that compliments her body type wouldn’t hurt either. If she gets those things taken care of, I think the hate will decrease. Carry on!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Ummmmm …. off topic. Necole posted the Lions, Tigers & Bears remix on her page. I really love that song, its one of my favorites from Jazmin. I want to see her go far in this business.

sandra — please turn the comments on under the more rocko party pics
http://myspace.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

he is a real cool dude ive met him he good friends with my dude sean and tiwa so i would vouch for him being a straight dude
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

I didn’t answer the question because we shouldn’t have to limit our options!

There are men that exist that HAVE ALL OF THAT!

Where in the rule book does it say that 6 pack abs automatically equals small dick and horrible in bed?
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

“If she gets those things taken care of, I think the hate will decrease. Carry on!”

Its not HATE – people simply tell the truth when it comes to her. She should be able to better than how she looks sometimes — but in the pic above – she really doesn’t look bad. I could do w/ out the piercing but the makeup is good and hair color (finally) isn’t to much.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Furthermore Elove you are bugging! YOU HAVE BEEN TRIPPING OUT ON ME SINCE THE WILL DEMPS POST….

IF THAT’S HOW YOU WANNA BE…I DON’T GIVE A FUCK EITHER!!!
CaramelDrop

I really think collagen does wonders for Tiny she looks too cute..

ON THE OTHER HAND

Shawty low baby mama and those “drew on” as eyebrows is an uhhh NO! Why do people do that? I can understand if you have alopecia or are going through chemo.
Krysi J

LOL loud at Elove & DB!

I never said Tiny was ugly, I did say she look A DAMN MESS on some occassions, oh yea and she kinda looks like PIGGLET off of winnie the Pooh, but UGLY she is NOT??!! Ha.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

^Yes, we tell the truth alright. I can admit I seen some pictures of Tiny and it appears she comes out the house looking like who did it and why. If she can look like she did in that picture where she was pregnant and holding her stomach (refer to top left hand corner) that would be great. I just like to see her with a softer look and not look so darn ghetto
Kymystry

who gives a flying fluck about how Miss Piggy is lookin on ANOTHER post …

there’s TOO much chocolate on THIS post .. !!!
http://myspace.com/missjenee MissJenee

YALL ARE SOO RUDE! LOL.. Breyz is not GAY at all.. and is really cute! stop hating damn!
Kymystry

WELL … he may not be G-HAY .. but the spellin of Breeze is SOOO How U DOIN !!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

^^^^^^^

Kym to the corner NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
purepisces

He’s aight, but the veins put me off. =)
Kymystry

pureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .. hey Chick !!!

on my way to the kona …. lol
ladilovely

Elove, are you a scorn woman or a scorn man? Did you lover go back to his wife/girl or his man? You are truly hating. I am somebody who knows before I get down on all corners. Believe THAT! Woman are not desperate because they find Bree attractive and somewhat sexy. You could be thinking someone is DL and they are your soul mate. You may have missed that because you feel all men are DL. There are many DL but their are ways to investigate. If he has been in jail for more than 3 mths, he is a suspect. Your investigation radar is in overdrive and targeting everybody. It needs a tune up. Go see Jiffy Lube! Stat!
purepisces

Hey Mizz Kimmy!!!

Hey all!! =)

By the way, “Rocko” and “good looks” do NOT go together!! You wrong for ascribing his dismal looks to those beautiful ladies, Sandie!!! LOL!!!
ELove

@lodilovely
YOU R SO Right about me I’m Absolutely CLUELESS (Sighs)
YES I think ALL MEN are DL-bruthas INCLUDING Myself THUS I’ll be removing my Clueless opinions in this regard from future posts (I REALLY DO HATE Myself & ALL MEN in general u know)

Appreciate the advice…
Sincerely ELove (Hater of ALL MEN!!!!!)
Lala11_7

I have to be honest…

I have THROUGHLY enjoyed the comments on this particular blog!!!
shunda

I am confusd as hell. Elove and ladilovely are making me put on my thinking cap
Kymystry

OK @ Pure .. his Mom and the other women are Elegant and Beautiful … GOOD black don’t crack … lol
Kymystry

@ Shunda … girl .. I’m lost in the sauce as well …

skips to my looo .. off this nonsense … lol
ladilovely

Elove, did you watch the movie, Cover. I recommend it to all of you. The movie is very informative. Elove, I did not say you were clueless. I said you need to stand back and rethink your methods.
MzTee

He looks alright…kinda favors David Banner. #kymystry…your #68 comment is on point. Rocko can never be accused of being ‘good-looking.’ Just because he pulled a nice-looking woman, Monica, doesn’t make him good-looking. And, while we’re at it Tiny and the word ‘stunning’ don’t belong in the same sentence unless it’s says — Tiny was standing next to a stunning woman (LMBO).
pinkscorpion

DAMN @ Aubrey makin SR.com.

And it’s Breyz because his name is AuBREY and Z. Good Gawd. He’s not gay and he’s a really good guy and his body is off the chain. Ahh hmm. Anyhow, he might have taken some Guido pics, but he’s cool people. Seriously…
bk2atl

@ Elove,
There are a lot of DL men here in the ATL, but I think what ladilovely is saying (and I agree) is that we have gotten so caught up in this DL phenomenon to the point that every man that is well groomed, has a body to die for and is handsome is now suspected of being on the DL. I myself have gotten paranoid and just have to believe that you should assume someone is straight until proven otherwise. It is a scary world we are living in now, but I think the DL phenomenon has been hyped up a whole lot. JMO
ladilovely

Thank you Bk2Atl, Well spoken. Hi Pinkscropion. He is so down to earth.
coaretained

I’m still stuck on kym and her love for her uterus… I am so with you on that one. Big dycks are overated imo. I like to be able to hold my urine and walk upright thankyouverymuch.
Kymystry

@ Core … see what I’m saying … who in the HAIL want their cerivx and ovaries beat the hail up on a daily .. .cause Big stick willy got something to prove …

NOW .. I fell OUT on holdin urine and walkin upright … lol .. I’m WEAK … lol
coaretained

kymm…….now u trying to say you ain’t nevaevaevaevaeva… had a problem with that after a rendezvous (sp) with a biggun???? Then wake up with a back ache and need some motrin??

Quit playin… anyone want to admit to it???
Kymystry

Core .. I’m speakin from experience … I dated big Dyck willy for 2 yrs .. STAYED at the Ob-GYN with UTI’s and shyt .. I was young dumb and fulla … well u know .. Now that I’m seasoned .. and Lil Kym KNOWS what she’s Likes and NEEDS …them gymnastic sessions is for yall younguns …

Stir my coffee .. not pound me like u tenderizin a steak

I’ve packed up my advil .. warm baths u gotta EASE the coochie into … and wearing SKIRTS for 3-4 days afterward … HAIL TO THE NO BOBBY !!!
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@Kym and Core….you guys have me laughing over here for real!?! I agree, no one wants to be punished day in and day out. Being sore is NO joke But a brother who can fill the hole up and stroke it the way it should be stroked is ideal.
lialin

@elove & ladilovely… i am quite lost as well but what i will say is that my best friend is bi and i never knew until about a year or two ago… and you would never know… he isn’t the stereotype either… we’re in Philly. and like he has told me… nothing should be a shock anymore.
i know he’s had his share of females and now he’s with a male… personally i get a little scared myself but we just have to take responsibility… why there are plenty of people who i think are suspect… it aint stoppin me. i just take my precautions and make sure my best friend lets me know of any vibes because its the ones who you would never expect who gettin down with the get down and my friend has shed some LIGHT that even my paranoid a** was clueless too.
ELove

@shunda
THINK Boomerang & Marcus and Stran-ge’ AND she calls him GAY because he refuses to give her… THE DYICK!!!
And Marcus say..”Yeah, I’M GAY”… THAT’S where I was going with that response to @ladilovely

@bk2atl
WHICH is WHY I try and share some insight on that very topic to HELP ASSIST in that regard… NOT Bashing-or-Berating every brutha that some sistas might want to get with

@ladilovely
NOT NECESSARY for my knowledge-base but I’m SURE others might NEED that as Required-Reading-or-Viewing… No Doubt about that !!!
I have ALOT of Gay-relatives (Some that ARE very prominent) and SOME of my Gurls have hair-dressers that are Gay Dudes that I’m KOOL WITH and these Cats have BEEN WITH All the guys in question in entertainment/sports that are considered DL-Suspect-Gay dudes OR/AND has hooked THESE people up with GAY Dudes (Real Talk)
lialin

@elove– well you already know about pharrell and usher… i know for a FACT!!! lol
i heard more than you think are in the industry…. but its expected
ELove

@lialin
GREAT COMMENT !!!!!

@yvonne79
I’m THAT ideal kinda guy… You MUST know How-to-Stroke IT LMAO
You getting THIS My CoCo-Goddess LOL
coaretained

@yvonne

understand… but some cats are just wrong. If it’s that big, slow down!! Don’t beat up the snatch cause you mad and if you beat her up you go to jail.

With that said…. I kept my BD ( both uses of the initials) and had to pump the brakes on the gymnastics as kym said….had to resort to good ol missionary for a while…lol Had my ovary all enlarged and shyt ( true story!)
Kymystry

I got U my E-Love(me)
lialin

elove…. question… are you a guy? just asking
PAHairston

Helloooooooooooooooooo morning wood. My, my, my.
pinkscorpion

Hey ladi!! Yeah, Breyz is a sweetie. (Wink)

Yall are too funny in here @ enlarged ovaries.

ELove: I’ve heard detailed stories about Usher from a bi friend of mine who swore me to secrecy. I can say from first hand knowledge that John Legend is not gay though..Just extremely metro, but nothing homo. I don’t know about PhaREAL though.. So, is Neyo really engaged?
lialin

@pinkscorpipon… i know from a very good source that pharrell… yea him and usher both.
ELove

@lialin
YES, I’M a Super-Heterosexual !!!!!
CaramelDrop

@ lialin:

Just thought I’d let you know that elove is a dude and a cute one at that! I think he just wants us to be aware that every male that looks good to us is not good for us – he doesnt mean any harm

Elove – thanks for looking out babycakes!!!! and YES, I AM STILL IN DENIAL ABOUT WILL DEMPS
KAT

LMAO @ Kym……#44! i agree!!
ELove

I LUV U !!!!! @CaramelDrop
lialin

lmao!!! i was just asking dont worry lol, thanks!
lialin

@carameldrop — what denial about will demps?!
purepisces

Sighhhh….Pharrell….I still love you. =)
CaramelDrop

LIALIN!!!!!
YES I LOVE WILL DEMPS… I REALLY DO HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME. I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO ASIAN MEN BUT OOOOH WEEE HE COULD GET IT WELL HE COULD GET IT B4 I FOUND OUT HE MAYBE A FUDGE PACKER NOW HE’S JUST A LOOKER
CaramelDrop

Elove you know I have to let the ladies know you are the epitome of a man – they cant get you twisted baby your are

THE ONE AND ONLY….. E-LOVE!
Coo Coo Bananas

Well I’m glad ELove said something because it needed to be said. That n*gga looks gay as the day is long.
up_ur_standards

SMDH @ my second cousin on this post. LOL @ everyone saying he is “gay” LMAO. He is far from gay this nicca was pulling b*tches when we was kindergarten in Macon where we are all from!! LOL I guess Shon a.k.a Aubrey has really made it now…you haven’t made until the gay rumors start…
Daisy

Dang I hate I missed out on this conversation.
http://organizekaos.blogspot.com JJSPLAYHOUSE

Nice. Very Nice.
http://findentertainmentnow.com miesha@FindEntertainmentNow.com

i think he just made my heart stop.

but he looks like he would stick to dating the becky’s…IDK…just sayin’.

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