Morning Wood: Plies
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Sending an IM..have to tell my home girl about this. she is his #1 stan!!!
NO F’n WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Not the Kirk Franklin wanna-be nursing thug! NOOOOOOOOO
Sandra WHY? We’ve been good!
What about the dude who showed his dingaling in the locker room? Why not him?
Why Plies. What did we do to deserve this?
no thanks…i had more fun looking at the ladies…
yeah prynn…i’m wit’cha!
What about the dude who showed his dingaling in the locker room? Why not him?
*GIVING THIS SHYT – THE SIDE EYE!!!!*
Those chicks on squatting AND on their knees and they still look taller than him. What gives?
This sucks!!! This is not morning wood at all. I need something better than this to wake a sister up in the morning.
I would have rather looked at the “wood” paneling in the backdrop then to look at him and his “yuck mouth” frown.
Plies? Are you kidding? He’s like a thugged out Kirk Franklin – Hallelujah my nig!
i am gonna slap the dawg shyt outta somebody. this is not FUNNY. no ma’am. not at all. who requested this?
ugghhhh gross!!!!
This must be some kind of cruel joke!
The lady on the right kind of looks like Tyra Banks.
This is some crap! Who the heck requested jumble mouth. Auntie it is December the time of being jolly. With wood like this we are seeing the Grinch in you.
Yuck! Looks more like Morning Glory to me! And why does it look like his brows are penciled in on the first picture? BLEH!!!
Confession: I didn’t rqst PLIES – however, thank you Sandra. Its somethign about the sexually explicit lyrics and family themes from the mixtape days that has always made him SEXY to me.
Da Realist in stores 12/16/08 — Plies BBBAAABBBBYYY!!!
*insert Nene voice* this is some bull****!!
Plies aint no damn morning wood he half azz look slow, like he has the down syndrome gene!
What in na hail?
no more words about him having that SAME “one chromosome away from being a midget” affliction jermaine dupri got.
the long arms short torso look.
This Summs it ALL up …
What about the dude who showed his dingaling in the locker room? Why not him?
i am gonna slap the dawg shyt outta somebody. this is not FUNNY. no ma’am. not at all. who requested this?
AND … ugghhhh gross!!!!
WHAT KIND OF GOON PHUCKERY IS THIS !!
Y’all are a mess!!!
Plies makes my jaws water…like they do right before I vomit.
No kidding…
dat nigga arched his eyebrows……..didn’t know that was the in thing for goons…….
Im sorry that Sandra is punishing ya’ll ladies…..
oh shyt. me and dbrown almost same comment at 11:14 a.m. about the gene/chromosome affliction.
I’ll pass- thanks.
No ma’am
Second #23! I was going to say the same thing in my best B.Scott voice. BTW you guys should catch his reaction video to Scarlett takes a tumble.
divine… we cannot be friends no mo… you was wrong for #19…I was actually like wait a minute…lol
SR picked not so flattering photos.
Chanting COMMON COMMON COMMON!
@ lovezoe, lol!! I caught that! I was rollin’!
@iyonah..common would be nice indeed. something about that man screams “FREAK” to me.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW what is this????????????????
#24 said:
you guys should catch his reaction video to Scarlett takes a tumble.
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B. Scott was the ONLY way I would watch Scarlett Takes a Tumble. I won’t watch it any other way. When he got up from that chair and ran back and forth across that damn room. I WAS WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Damn you Divamama! STOP IT! LOL
I have watched the video about 10 times and everytime I have tears streaming down my face. “The table said: I going to show you!
eWW! is he airbrushed in the 1st pic?
as my nephew would say” HIM look like HIM growling!!”
i’ll pass.
LOL @32
The table said: I going to show you!
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The table said: “Er.” I said “er,er”. “Er”, “er, er”. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLIES looks like he got the PILES in that first picture.
AND he is a male nurse. i know all yall know all the jokes about male nurses.
think…gaylord focker.
Kwall…everyday…same ideas! Lmao!
Scarlett takes a tumble was sooooooooooooo funny! I saw that months ago and died. I watched it like 20 times!
licia where you been.
What kind of phuckery is this ish…. kirk franklin midget azz sandra, this is NOT funny!!! who requested midget azz?
kwall my computer has been in the shop and i didn’t have my password for sandra’s site to get on at work. i was here, but i couldn’t talk. oh the horror. lol good to know i was missed.
pryn, I’m just sayin’…
MAN I watched poor Scarlett fall like 1 million times! I even watched many reactions to it, including B. Scott. There was a girl that even made a youTube song about it!
omg. i had NEVER seen scarlett big black azz tumble……..till i JUST decided to go google it.
i cain’t breeve. my boss is asking me what is wrong….
Forgive Sandra. She’s a lesbian lol.
I went past the responses and came right down to post my comment. Uh, NO and NO. The mere fact that VIBE called this clown the future of Hip Hop will prevent me EVER buying another one of their magazines (that and the fact that there are more ads than articles but I digress)…He looks ridiculous and there is NOTHING and I mean NOTHING remotely sexy, fine, cute or attractive about him. I don;t know who requested him but that person needs a nap…
can you imagine THIS HERE male nurse giving you an enema or a catheter?
he betta NOT try to touch me in ANY of those places @diva. we gonna have trouble trouble trouble.
why you didn’t tell me about scarlett takes a tumble til today? i am still watching it.
like 3rd time.
k-dub, don’t make me look it up again. please don’t. my kids are still recovering from the holler-fest that I was in the first time. Don’t want to scare them again…
God, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
My eyes…my eyes…
When ole girl fell……………….and hit the table………….and her feet went straight in the air……
I laughed so hard nothing was coming out…my stomach just kept gettin tighter and tighter.
I had to stand up so I could breathe…CLASSIC!
i done found one on youtube called scarlett take a tumble remix….lawrd. it shows just the fall over and over again and even slows it down in slow motion baby.
whew.
Did yall know “Scalett” was on Maury and her real name is “Paige”, she is 15 and got a singing contract from some no-name (or at least I’ve neva’ heard of him) producer in Alabama.
“er, er” – LOL
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HHHHEEEELLLLLLLLL NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THIS SH!T AIN’T EVEN FUNNY! NOW HE IS TOW’ UP FROM THE FLO’ UP MAKE ME WANNA THRO’ UP!
NOW i done went and found the b.scott reaction. i can hardly compose myself.
“i’m only made of wood…” he said about the table.
hermosa you not a plies fan?
I almost went potty on myself laughin at B Scott on this Scarlett video. I am watching it on my cell at my desk in tears. He was like she went boomaloom. I thought only my mama said that. Then he said the table said I’m only made of wood. This ish is too funny.
Plies could get it..
um excuse miss sandra can i please get some ludacris as morning wood? i LOVES him.
please and thank you lol
it should say excuse me
Licia – Uhm, she did Luda the other day.
I’m glad I got on some leggings. ITS COLD AS FUKK IN HERE!
The lady on the right kind of looks like Tyra Banks.
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she sure does. but plies is not no wood!
#60 said:
The lady on the right kind of looks like Tyra Banks.
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she sure does.
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I was thinking more like Meghan Good.
HELL NO, I’M NOT A PLIES FAN, KWAL.
I looked back at the pick and I got even more disgusted when I realized that he plucks and arches his eyebrows! NO THAT’S GAY. I’m all for making the unibrow into 2 brows but real men don’t arch their **** and I don’t know any real thug that would approve of that gay sh!t!
in the words of Divine. . .
BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOO!!! I agree with Hermosa what the hell was she thinking when she posted this?
licia, you missed it. She did a Luda wood, but it didn’t show much.
ok thanks diva.
Ummmm … whats that pose supposed to be .. is his Spidey Senses tingling and he ’bout the shoot a web.. OR .. is his Heroine Monkey on his Back he Needs to shoot Up ?
Everytime I scroll past that top picture…my jaws water all over again.
I think it’s nausea…
HE IS YUCKY!
THOSE I’M CERTAIN THOSE THINGS IN HIS MOUTH SMELL LIKE BATTERY CORROSION
@ Divine …. A WET PENNY …. lol .. lol
Really dough??? I didn’t read any comments yet but WHO requested PLIES?
No one requested this mush mouthed nukka….
Everytime I see a picture of this BOY, he puts a hurtin’ on my eyes.
Why he always gotta have his mouf open like that? He looks like one of them dudes that breathe all heavy on you when you having sex. NASTY!
Lol thanks DB….I didn’t think so. Hahahah
ok this is barf worthy
don’t chall start up with wet penny breath and colostomy bags. divine’s jaw is already trembling as it is.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!
AND i missed kymy’s #66 comment about spidey senses.
no ma’am. you made me have soda in my nose. just no.
PHUCKIN PLIES FOR MORNING WOOD…
This is a joke…
we need to start shopping around ladies. I think we’ve worn out our welcome.
whos morning wood iz he supposed 2 b?? not mine NO MA’AM!!! dont wanna b his bust it baby no time soon…yukmouth lookin boy….lol
While ya’ll trippin… i got a couple of bougie married friends who say that Plies can get it. Pretty girls at that!
^^ he seems to be one of those dudes that talk so funky to you during sex that you don’t know if you should be turned on or offended.
@ PINKY I concur!
@ yvonne-sexy and clean oh my goodness … i just know everything about him would have me cooked.
@ PINKY I concur!
@ yvonne-sexy and clean oh my goodness … i just know everything about him would have me cooked.
again, no print, no butt, no nothing…this is lame. no rapper should ever be chosen for morning wood, cuz at the most, all they’re showing is their chest.
the women show tits, ass be out. i wanna see the print of the wood, the shape of the ass, the muscular shapely thighs, etc…this aint wood….
He’s fugly and that goon chain says it all!
Him and Creepa could be brothas!
@ 87
creepa…oh goodness i had forgotten all about him.lol
Hermosa Says:
Why he always gotta have his mouf open like that? He looks like one of them dudes that breathe all heavy on you when you having sex. NASTY!
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and then he asks in your ear, “you like that don’t cha?”
either that or dripping sweat like a faucet
Hello All! Lord have mercy on many of our younguns ’cause they know not what they do nor have a mirror to look into. I’m just saying…..for what it’s worth
Not PLIES, more like PILES of S**T!