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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The first time I heard Maino’s “Hi Hater”, I thought it was a hot track, but I didn’t get my hopes up that Maino might be “The One” to bring Hip Hop back.
Maino’s “2009 Predictions” (Hustle Hard Entertainment) has me convinced. I love it! It’s been a long time since a Hip Hop track made me cheese this hard! 
Here’s Maino’s predictions for ’09 (I’m sure I missed a few):
The Knicks will still suckAngela Simmons will lose her virginityAmy Winehouse will mess around and O.D.Rappers will still get robbedReal and Chance is coming out the closetThis year somebody’s going to get killed on World StarRemmy Ma going to win her appealLil Wayne is getting more weirder this year!More girl on girl sex this yearFoxy Brown is finished, she’s coming out with a sex tapeChris Brown and Rihanna will make it to SeptemberJay Z and Beyonce will have a babyWe’ll see more tighter clothes on KanyeCam is coming backYung Berg still won’t get his chain backCops will still shoot us and get away with itAl Sharpton’s going to march and not do a thing againAnother book by Supahead is coming soon about how to suck d*ck using autotunes50 Cent will be the first real rapper on OprahAnd Maino will be the next to blow!Props to loyal reader Preston for sending this!
that superhead one is hilarious.
lol…I can get with that! Funny but most if not all is so true!
The multiple tattoos make this dude like he has a skin condition. Blech!
HE’S a Homo-Thug (Real Talk) So I could NEVER take him seriously in ANY Regard… Not even in a playful kinda way
The very LAST ONE is telling to me (So Perfect!!!)
BECAUSE that’s ONE THING that him and HIS CREW are very good at… BLOWING !!!!! And I’m not talking about Singing OR Rapping OR Becoming the Next Big Hip-Hop Superstar (TRILL) ;-)
Morning Fam! Is everybody in Hip Hop gay?
pretty entertaining
Lil Kims nose will finally disappear! lol
Lil Kims nose will finally disappear!
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mike jackson will finally disappear. cause his nose been gone.
Good Morning Fam! I have decided I’m not working today, I’m here – but I’m not working.
Maino looks unhealthy to me.
LOL@Kwall
Foxy Brown is finished, she’s coming out with a sex tape
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what took her so long?
C’mon Elove…not Maino too! LOL I don’t believe for a second dude is zesty. He fcuked with Kim for a while, so his taste is questionable, but I think he is straight.
It’s been a long time since a Hip Hop track made me cheese this hard!
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i see the reason you cheesing sandra. you sly devil you. glaze those donuts chile. gone head auntie.
Hello All! I can’t wait ’til our young black men stop showing their underwear. Wearing ones pants around ones knees pretty much shows ignorance and nothing else besides a little public hair. I’m just saying, for what it’s worth.
Love you Sandra Rose! KEEP IT REAL! Peace.
Morning family!
@bk2atl
IF F-ING a woman WAS the ONLY reason to determine a MAN being GAY… THEN Elton John, Little Richard, Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Harvey Weinstein (?-spelling) AND a Host-of-Others AREN’T GAY then!!! Or in Mick & David’s defense Bi-Sexual ;-)
morning … who is this man/child in the ghetto ?
didn’t he JUST get outta jail … to quote Grand Master Flash … he was used and abused served like hail … spending his days as a maytag ..an unda cova fag
since he rocking his jeans so far below the waist .. you KNOW he dropped the soap in the ole pokey.
oh .. Good Morning !
And I meant “NOT Being GAY” ;-)
@elove….mick jagger? with a man? never heard that. and it broke my heart a lil. cause you know mick LOVES the sistah’s. his first kid was with a sistah gurl.
awe….NOT mick??? lord.
How old is he?
KDUB
Back in the 60′s and 70′s BEING attractive to both sexes WAS a F-ing Big DEAL… And the LOOK Itself became a Hugh Trend in the 80′s with So Many MEN trying to Look Pretty-N-Feminine
And DRUGS fueled ALOT of the Ridiculous-Behavior that was going on behind the scenes in the 60′s and 70′s as well… Don’t forget where/how the FREE-LOVE Generation started AND Most of it was fueled by Strong-N-Powerful Experimental Drugs ;-)
i am gonna call my momma and ask her did she know….that mick liked dyck. i am gonna phrase it just like that too. this has ruined my dagum day! i am JUST NOW finding out mick jagger liked menses at one time. learn something new everyday.
you forgot richard pryor to your list. said he was in love with a sh-em for a week back in 1976.
HIM luck unclean. some tattoos are sexy and some are not.
should be look not luck.
not only does he look unclean. he looks like he got that nasty woman’s disease. lol
My line: Who’s Maino?Oh yes, someone we don’t remember.
KDUB
NO I DIDN’T LOL LOL Richard is part of the Host-of-Others ;-)
LOL, @ licia…!!!
I’d like to see Real and Chance come out of the closet too! Chris and Rhianna will probably last another year though.
I think MC will have a baby before Beyonce.
I am hoping and praying Maxwell will drop a new cd in 09!
Why does this guy think that he’s relevant. Hi Hater was NOT a good song. He is just like Yung Berg only taller in that he’s known more for his mouth than for his talents.
He’s trying to take a page from 50 and come at people to get him noticed however I don’t see a Get Rich or Die Trying coming out of his mouth…NEXT Maino
My prediction for him. I see him running off at the mouth talking about a lot of nothing. He’ll eventually even get his azz knocked out ala Suge Knight or do a Lyfe and head back to the pen.
I can’t stand dudes who run off at the mouth pouring salt on other celebs who hasn’t did a thing to them. I call them celebrity bullies.
Krysi J Says:
LOL, @ licia…!!!
^^^ i’m sorry . he looks like he needs to take two baths, a wash off and a douche. i couldn’t help it . lmao
I dont take Maino serious one his boyz like it in the azz, and he probably like it too. I used to live in uptown dallas, where all the upscale lofts and condos are and around that area there are alot of bars and you I would see a whole bunch of gay-thugs……
maino blew enough in prison, so he will never be first in that category. lmao…….
I hope Maino is not gay. Damn can we keep a straight man in 2009. Song is hot though.
50 Cent will be the first real rapper on Oprah
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define real rapper because Common and Luda have already been on
So in other words we will continue to be ghetto and low standard, ok. Lol at the 50 on Oprah part. Oprah rides in circles she wouldn’t dare mess up her image. What would they talk about anyway. How a man in his mid 30 still believes physical aggression is power. Or the fact that he has money so he’s successful. Because that’s what Oprah talks about everyday right? Dumb down race. Many black men in the spotlight don’t seem to have but a 6th grade education.