New Music: Maino – 2009 Predictions

The first time I heard Maino’s “Hi Hater”, I thought it was a hot track, but I didn’t get my hopes up that Maino might be “The One” to bring Hip Hop back.

Maino’s “2009 Predictions” (Hustle Hard Entertainment) has me convinced. I love it! It’s been a long time since a Hip Hop track made me cheese this hard!

LISTEN: Maino – 2009 Predictions

Here’s Maino’s predictions for ’09 (I’m sure I missed a few):

The Knicks will still suck

Angela Simmons will lose her virginity

Amy Winehouse will mess around and O.D.

Rappers will still get robbed

Real and Chance is coming out the closet

This year somebody’s going to get killed on World Star

Remmy Ma going to win her appeal

Lil Wayne is getting more weirder this year!

More girl on girl sex this year

Foxy Brown is finished, she’s coming out with a sex tape

Chris Brown and Rihanna will make it to September

Jay Z and Beyonce will have a baby

We’ll see more tighter clothes on Kanye

Cam is coming back

Yung Berg still won’t get his chain back

Cops will still shoot us and get away with it

Al Sharpton’s going to march and not do a thing again

Another book by Supahead is coming soon about how to suck d*ck using autotunes

50 Cent will be the first real rapper on Oprah

And Maino will be the next to blow!

Props to loyal reader Preston for sending this!

licia

that superhead one is hilarious.
Avanti

lol…I can get with that! Funny but most if not all is so true!
KaraZ

The multiple tattoos make this dude like he has a skin condition. Blech!
ELove

HE’S a Homo-Thug (Real Talk) So I could NEVER take him seriously in ANY Regard… Not even in a playful kinda way
The very LAST ONE is telling to me (So Perfect!!!)

BECAUSE that’s ONE THING that him and HIS CREW are very good at… BLOWING !!!!! And I’m not talking about Singing OR Rapping OR Becoming the Next Big Hip-Hop Superstar (TRILL)
Daisy

Morning Fam! Is everybody in Hip Hop gay?
http://myspace.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

pretty entertaining
http://www.myspace.com/majorst TM@ri3

Lil Kims nose will finally disappear! lol
kwallace577

Lil Kims nose will finally disappear!
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mike jackson will finally disappear. cause his nose been gone.
Toi

Good Morning Fam! I have decided I’m not working today, I’m here – but I’m not working.

Maino looks unhealthy to me.
Daisy

LOL@Kwall
kwallace577

Foxy Brown is finished, she’s coming out with a sex tape
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what took her so long?
bk2atl

C’mon Elove…not Maino too! LOL I don’t believe for a second dude is zesty. He fcuked with Kim for a while, so his taste is questionable, but I think he is straight.
kwallace577

It’s been a long time since a Hip Hop track made me cheese this hard!
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i see the reason you cheesing sandra. you sly devil you. glaze those donuts chile. gone head auntie.
PAHairston

Hello All! I can’t wait ’til our young black men stop showing their underwear. Wearing ones pants around ones knees pretty much shows ignorance and nothing else besides a little public hair. I’m just saying, for what it’s worth.

Love you Sandra Rose! KEEP IT REAL! Peace.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Morning family!
ELove

@bk2atl
IF F-ING a woman WAS the ONLY reason to determine a MAN being GAY… THEN Elton John, Little Richard, Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Harvey Weinstein (?-spelling) AND a Host-of-Others AREN’T GAY then!!! Or in Mick & David’s defense Bi-Sexual
Kymystry

morning … who is this man/child in the ghetto ?
didn’t he JUST get outta jail … to quote Grand Master Flash … he was used and abused served like hail … spending his days as a maytag ..an unda cova fag

since he rocking his jeans so far below the waist .. you KNOW he dropped the soap in the ole pokey.

oh .. Good Morning !
ELove

And I meant “NOT Being GAY”
kwallace577

@elove….mick jagger? with a man? never heard that. and it broke my heart a lil. cause you know mick LOVES the sistah’s. his first kid was with a sistah gurl.

awe….NOT mick??? lord.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

How old is he?
ELove

KDUB
Back in the 60’s and 70’s BEING attractive to both sexes WAS a F-ing Big DEAL… And the LOOK Itself became a Hugh Trend in the 80’s with So Many MEN trying to Look Pretty-N-Feminine

And DRUGS fueled ALOT of the Ridiculous-Behavior that was going on behind the scenes in the 60’s and 70’s as well… Don’t forget where/how the FREE-LOVE Generation started AND Most of it was fueled by Strong-N-Powerful Experimental Drugs
kwallace577

i am gonna call my momma and ask her did she know….that mick liked dyck. i am gonna phrase it just like that too. this has ruined my dagum day! i am JUST NOW finding out mick jagger liked menses at one time. learn something new everyday.

you forgot richard pryor to your list. said he was in love with a sh-em for a week back in 1976.
licia

HIM luck unclean. some tattoos are sexy and some are not.
licia

should be look not luck.
licia

not only does he look unclean. he looks like he got that nasty woman’s disease. lol
Sharonda

My line: Who’s Maino?Oh yes, someone we don’t remember.
ELove

KDUB
NO I DIDN’T LOL LOL Richard is part of the Host-of-Others
Krysi J

LOL, @ licia…!!!

I’d like to see Real and Chance come out of the closet too! Chris and Rhianna will probably last another year though.
Daisy

I think MC will have a baby before Beyonce.

I am hoping and praying Maxwell will drop a new cd in 09!
Shauny

Why does this guy think that he’s relevant. Hi Hater was NOT a good song. He is just like Yung Berg only taller in that he’s known more for his mouth than for his talents.

He’s trying to take a page from 50 and come at people to get him noticed however I don’t see a Get Rich or Die Trying coming out of his mouth…NEXT Maino

My prediction for him. I see him running off at the mouth talking about a lot of nothing. He’ll eventually even get his azz knocked out ala Suge Knight or do a Lyfe and head back to the pen.

I can’t stand dudes who run off at the mouth pouring salt on other celebs who hasn’t did a thing to them. I call them celebrity bullies.
licia

Krysi J Says:

LOL, @ licia…!!!

^^^ i’m sorry . he looks like he needs to take two baths, a wash off and a douche. i couldn’t help it . lmao
mizzdallas

I dont take Maino serious one his boyz like it in the azz, and he probably like it too. I used to live in uptown dallas, where all the upscale lofts and condos are and around that area there are alot of bars and you I would see a whole bunch of gay-thugs……
teecee

maino blew enough in prison, so he will never be first in that category. lmao…….
a_queen81

I hope Maino is not gay. Damn can we keep a straight man in 2009. Song is hot though.
LB

50 Cent will be the first real rapper on Oprah
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define real rapper because Common and Luda have already been on
Deep Thoughts

So in other words we will continue to be ghetto and low standard, ok. Lol at the 50 on Oprah part. Oprah rides in circles she wouldn’t dare mess up her image. What would they talk about anyway. How a man in his mid 30 still believes physical aggression is power. Or the fact that he has money so he’s successful. Because that’s what Oprah talks about everyday right? Dumb down race. Many black men in the spotlight don’t seem to have but a 6th grade education.

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