FanMAIL: Who’s That Girl?
Amid all the hate mail I received in my inbox yesterday, one loyal reader, Millie Smith, emailed to inform me that the young lady whispering into Barack Obama’s ear in my earlier post on presidential jump-offs, is apparently an Obama employee and close friend.
Her name is Desiree Rogers and she was appointed the position of party planner for the Obama administration. Her exact job title is: White House Social Secretary/ Special Assistant to the President.
I hollered when I read the last sentence in Millie’s email. She wrote: “Sorry she’s not the President’s jump off….”
And just how would Millie know that?
I’m sure one of Clinton’s friends said the same thing about Monica Lewinsky after the whispers started — and we know how that story ended.
I mean, let’s get real here:
Look at Desiree…
Now look at Michelle Obama…
Now look at Desiree again…
I mean, it’s a no-brainer. Well, maybe “brainer” wasn’t the proper choice of wording….
As I’ve said many times in the past, as long as a man is living and breathing — and I might add, able to stand upright — he’s fair game for a shrewd, social climbing jump-off.
The race is on to see who will capture the title of “First Jump-off.” My money is on Desiree since she’s already got the inside track.
Even blogger Sister Toldja agrees with me, and she and I rarely see eye to eye on anything concerning men.
This is going to be a fun 4 years!
Video: Barack and Michelle Obama’s First Dance
Beyonce sang “At Last” for Barack Obama as he and Michelle danced his first dance as POTUS. I have to hand it to Beyonce, even though she lip synced the entire song, she did a great job. She realized she wasn’t the center of attention and didn’t try to show up the first couple.
Thanks to loyal reader Evelyn for the video link since I missed it.
FanMAIL
This is from a loyal reader who happens to be a blood relative of Tameka “Tiny” Cottle. It’s regarding that pregnancy rumor of unknown origins. By the way, this relative is now the newest member of our Exclusive community!
…On another note, Tiny is NOT pregnant, despite the rumor that she’s four months. I wish I knew who was spreading that junk. Anyway, ________ said to say she said it, in case you need to know. I know YOU like to report the truth! Thanks….
Quotes of the Day
“Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around… when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen’…”
– Rev. Joseph Lowery giving the Benediction.
“I do solemnly swear that I will execute the office of President to the United States faithfully …”
– Chief Justice John Roberts during the oath
Out With the Old, In With the SAME
Now that Barack Hussein Obama has been sworn in as America’s first half black president (that we know of) — his biggest problem will not be the Taliban or even Bin Laden — it will be the groupies.
The moment Obama was sworn in as HNIC, he became the number 1 mission of jump-offs and groupies everywhere.
Scoff if you will, but remember it was a jump-off who brought down the Clinton administration. Just like Adam and Clinton before him, no man is infallible — especially when tempted. Democrats in office seem to be more prone to that sort of thing than Republicans.
It will be very difficult for a narcissistic, egocentric man like Barack H. Obama to resist the tempting wiles of a determined jump-off on a mission. And trust that they will try him.
As I wrote before, the D.C. jump offs are an entirely different breed from your run of the mill jump offs in Chicago.
For those who say Obama would never cheat on Michelle — pardon me while I laugh!
Michelle is still very much attractive, but she’s certainly no match for her more experienced and much younger adversaries in DC.
The question is not will Obama cheat on Michelle, the question is will she leave him when she finds out he cheated or will she stick by her man like ol’ Hillary did?
Employer Plans To Lay Off Obama Supporters
I found this on Sean Hannity’s forum. It’s from an employer who’s instructing other employers how to lay off Obama bots legally:
I want to take this time to advise you on how you should approach work layoffs in your place of work when you are the person who must choose the layoff targets. I own a small business of 36 employees. Before the 2008 Presidential election I had 47 employees but due to economic downturns I had to let 11 people go. As of tomorrow Friday 1/16/09 I am letting 3 more people go. There are normal criteria that many businesses will use to determine targets of layoffs. Generally speaking it is very bad to have….
HR problems in your employment history
Unexcused absences
Low performance ratingsAfter using these criteria to narrow your layoff candidate list down I would urge you to consider laying off the avid Obama supporters. Not everyone wears their politics on their sleeve at work but some do. Let them discuss the “Hope and Change” that Obama offers them at the unemployment line. Their votes helped bring about the economic mess and socialist programs that all of the taxpayers will have to burden. Let them pay the price of their job. The 3 employees of mine that will get their pink slips tomorrow afternoon are avid Obama supporters. They can watch his inauguration speech uninhibited by employment requirements. I encourage you to adopt the same policy for this countries sake.
What’s Wrong With This Picture Pt. 2
Remember this photo from the airbrushed Life & Style magazine cover? If you need a reminder, click here.
I was surprised at the number of emails I received from readers defending this travesty. One reader even stated Michelle and Obama had the same complexion, which is absurd.
The photo on the right was published in Essence magazine. That photo most accurately depicts the true complexions of the Obamas.
In the photo on the left, no one escaped the graphic artist’s airbrush. But Michelle got the worst of it.
The magazine even changed Michelle’s hairstyle to suit their reader’s taste and to make Michelle appear more Jackie O-ish.
If you click on the image and look closely, you can see the trees and the pole through Michelle’s bob in the picture on the left.
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