Beyonce’s Rep Explains Her Fake Hips

We can’t believe Beyonce’s PR rep even took the time to explain Bey’s outrageously padded curves in the above photo. The rep supposedly responded to “critics” who thought Bey had packed on extra weight (yes, some people are that stupid!)

But we didn’t need an explanation. We already know Beyonce is as fake as a Barack Obama $100 bill. But a flack has to earn her keep in these inflationary times.

From USmagazine.com:

    Beyonce’s rep is firing back at critics who have said the singer, 27, has packed on pounds.

    After Beyonce was photographed in NYC March 8 for her I … Am tour in a Thierry Mugler couture dress, online commenters blasted her curves (“Why does she look so deformed?” one quipped).

    But her rep tells Usmagazine.com the dress — which was originally designed for Jerry Hall — is to blame.

    “This is not a weight-gain issue,” her rep tells Us. “Beyonce is in the best shape of her life. The exaggerated hips are a design element of a truly couture dress. Beyonce has always loved this dress.”

    What’s more, a rep for designer Mugler tells Us the waist on Hall’s dress was 23 inches and was reduced to 19 for Beyonce.

    Says the Mugler rep, “The padded hips intentionally focus attention to the waist.”


 


24 Responses to “Beyonce’s Rep Explains Her Fake Hips”

  1. 1
    carmelita79 says:

    19 inch waist? what beyonce are they talking about?

  2. 2
    Bird says:

    Didn’t no damn body say she gained wait. Why on earth would the put a statement out there when no one even said that? I heard things like she looks like a superhero. Why didn’t they say something about that? The dress just looks crazy. Didn’t nobody need no dang statement on it.

  3. 3
    LilMissRed says:

    @Bird LMAO girl ur a mess!

  4. 4
    msluxlorraine says:

    Forget everything else in this statement, the true hilarity is the statement is…’was reduced to 19 inches for Beyonce’, who the hell are they fooling, Even now in her 50′s Jerry Hall’s waist is smaller than Beyonce’s so I dont know how they even decided to make such a bold faced lie. Everyone knows Beyonce has never been a 19 inch waist, NEVER!

  5. 5
    aqtpie says:

    WTH? Of all the things Bey has been accused of, & this is what they try to set straight?

  6. 6
    Charles says:

    The liessssss the shade….

    She can still sing though

  7. 7
    Daisy says:

    *sighs*

  8. 8
    Daisy says:

    *rolls eyes*

  9. 9
    iscream says:

    I guess everybody has to prove they deserve to be on the payroll. Who knew Beyonce even had “a rep”.

    Where has this chick been the past few years. There are lots and lots of stories she should’ve cleared up.

  10. 10
    Bubbles says:

    Well one faker is exposed.

    When are going to expose all the FAKE INSIDERS you claim you have Auntie? Or are those just voices in your head

  11. 11
    Krysi J says:

    Well it still looks unnessesary…19 inch waist and ALL!

  12. 12
    SMALONE says:

    who cares…

  13. 13
    Mspeng says:

    Does anybody know of an adult woman with a 19 inch waist?????????? I even know people with tiny waists and it’s in the low 20s…like 23 inches or so. Who on earth are they trying to fool with this nonsense?

  14. 14
    BayArea says:

    My 1st question: What the hell size does someone with a 19 inch waist wear? 5T or something?

  15. 15
    Bird says:

    BayArea

    LMAO!!

  16. 16
    mizzdallas says:

    19″ waist….. right and the sky is paisley purple

  17. 17
    KaraZ says:

    mizzdallas Says:

    19? waist….. right and the sky is paisley purple
    ______________________________________________________________

    with pink polka dots and it rains strawberry milkshakes

  18. 18
    KaraZ says:

    mizzdallas Says:

    19? waist….. right and the sky is paisley purple
    ~~~

    with pink polka dots and it rains strawberry milkshakes

  19. 19
    ckarinwhite says:

    …enters Iyonah in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1….

  20. 20
    brwnsugga4you says:

    now..we all know bey’s waist aint not 19. it’s only a 19 with that spanxx…stop playing lady…lmao!!!

  21. 21
    brwnsugga4you says:

    sorry yah…

    aint no…

    that’s what i get for doing my ebonics for the day :(

  22. 22
    trynabeme says:

    “The padded hips intentionally focus attention to the waist.”
    ……………………………………………..
    GURL BYE! It’s ur story, tell it the way you want to….give ur PR Rep an F for Fail & fire ur dayum stylist!

  23. 23
    Hermosa says:

    Anyone who knows fashion, knows that is the design of the dress. Google the designer and the dress, thats the way it was made. Exaggerated hips and all.

    This just gives clueless people another reason to bash Beyonce. When will these people just give up?

  24. 24
    jazi65 says:

    We sometimes wear things to flatter what we already have. I don’t care what designer made it or what fashion they claim this is..she looks like a dam fool!

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