Michelle Obama, Alicia Keys Visits D.C. Schools
First Lady Michelle Obama continues her official duties as the wife of the president by visiting more D.C. area schools. When is she going to leave D.C. and come visit a school or two here we wonder?
I think it was a smart idea for Michelle to let White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers tag along with her as she visited schools today (that’s right girl, don’t let her out of your sight).
Photos: Fresh Crunk Juice and REUTERS
JD: ‘A Thick Girl Can’t Take No D*ck’
In this latest installment of JD’s “Living the Life” YouTube video blog series, JD, B.Cox and Johnta Austin discuss their intimate knowledge of sex with thick girls vs. skinny girls. I’m not sure why B.Cox is even in this conversation.
This video contains language of a sexual nature and may not be appropriate for the office cubicle.
Beyonce and Jay Z’s Secret For a Good Marriage: They Barely Speak
In the current issue of Vogue magazine, Beyonce explains why she and hubby Jay Z get along so well: they barely speak to each other! She also unwittingly reveals just how unintelligent Jay Z really is.
“I definitely have learned to be more picky from Jay,” says Beyonce in the new issue of Vogue. “Because if something makes a lot of sense to everyone else, if he doesn’t feel it, he’s like, ‘I don’t want to talk about it.’ Which is great.” [LINK]
Did that make any sense to you? Beyonce basically admits that she doesn’t care if her man talks to her or not. That explains a lot.
LOL! Obama’s Teleprompter Has It’s Own Blog
Lol, I can’t stop laughing! Barack Hussein Obama’s infamous teleprompter has its own blog. Click here to view it.
Everyone knows Barack doesn’t go anywhere without his teleprompter. Click the video above to see Obama’s mumbling incompetence when his teleprompter goes out.
Watch as Obama blames his public speaking disaster on lack of sleep and pretends to be interrupted by an audience member that no one else hears.
Here’s Barack’s teleprompter’s response to his boss demanding another block of airtime from all the TV networks:
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I don’t think I’m breaking any confidences here by saying that things are a bit tense around here. Ever since the White House announced that Big Boy was going to do another prime time presser next week, people have been waiting for the backlash. Sure, we could’ve done it during the day, but then we wouldn’t get any attention. We couldn’t do it on Thursday night, because that would cut into our watching the NCAA tourney. So instead we cut into “American Idol.” If you ask me that sucks …
What really blows is that there are some folks in this place who are pushing for Barack to go out there alone. Sans me. With no wing screens.
Some blogs are speculating that Barack’s teleprompter blog is run by a White House staffer.
New Couple Alert: Taraji P. Henson and Chaka Zulu
Word is actress Taraji P. Henson and Luda’s manager Chaka Zulu are “kicking it” according to an inside source who asked to remain anonymous. My source said that Chaka and Taraji, who is in Atlanta meeting with Tyler Perry, have been seen “hugged up” at industry events in recent days.
If you recall, Chaka also dated the industry bicycle, Gabrielle Union for some time. I don’t see how Chaka keeps pulling the choicest females — with the exception of Gabby, who isn’t exactly choice.
Maybe it’s his smooth chocolate complexion or his toothy grin that drives the ladies wild. Or maybe it’s his American Express black card with no credit limit?
Speaking of toothy grins, did you see Terrence J shout me out on BET 106 & Park yesterday? I take back every negative word I ever wrote about him!
Photos: Wireimage/Getty
and ExclusiveAccess.net
Video: Kid CuDi Performs The Sky Might Fall On Carson Daly Show
I’m not sure why Kid CuDi felt the need to lip sync this great track on “Last Call With Carson Daly” last night. Kanye West’s prodigy didn’t put any heart at all into this performance. This may explain why CuDi is quitting the biz before he even puts an album out.
Obama Demands Network Airtime Again; Networks Are Fuming
Barack Hussein Obama, aka George Bush II, is once again demanding TV networks bump their popular shows for another one of his boring hour-long speeches — this time during sweeps.
Does he think he’s still on the campaign trail?
Obama has already pre-empted two hours of national TV airtime at a cost of millions in lost revenue to the networks. This time the networks are fuming — privately, of course.
“These repeated interruptions — and the rumor of even more to come — really make it difficult to build audience flow and loyalty. We will all lose one or two million dollars for this,” said one network exec to the Hollywood Reporter.
I was just discussing this subject the other day with my good girlfriend who mistakenly thought the TV networks were obligated to allocate airtime to Obama and his teleprompter. But they are not obligated to do so. That’s like Obama demanding your house or your car for an hour without adequate compensation.
This is typical behavior of narcissists who crave attention and feel they must constantly be on display. It would be nice if the government reimbursed the networks for their lost revenue like they throw billions at failing corporations.
Obama’s snooze-worthy speech will air next Tuesday evening on four broadcast networks and bump the most popular series on television, Fox’s “American Idol.” [LINK]
