We can’t believe Beyonce’s PR rep even took the time to explain Bey’s outrageously padded curves in the above photo. The rep supposedly responded to “critics” who thought Bey had packed on extra weight (yes, some people are that stupid!)

But we didn’t need an explanation. We already know Beyonce is as fake as a Barack Obama $100 bill. But a flack has to earn her keep in these inflationary times.

From USmagazine.com:

    Beyonce’s rep is firing back at critics who have said the singer, 27, has packed on pounds.

    After Beyonce was photographed in NYC March 8 for her I … Am tour in a Thierry Mugler couture dress, online commenters blasted her curves (“Why does she look so deformed?” one quipped).

    But her rep tells Usmagazine.com the dress — which was originally designed for Jerry Hall — is to blame.

    “This is not a weight-gain issue,” her rep tells Us. “Beyonce is in the best shape of her life. The exaggerated hips are a design element of a truly couture dress. Beyonce has always loved this dress.”

    What’s more, a rep for designer Mugler tells Us the waist on Hall’s dress was 23 inches and was reduced to 19 for Beyonce.

    Says the Mugler rep, “The padded hips intentionally focus attention to the waist.”

Chris Brown is making a name for himself outside of the music arena with a new line of t-shirts. Unfortunately he’s not getting paid for the use of his name. Consumers who were unfamiliar with CB’s brand of whiny nauseating music knows who he is now. Yesterday I posted a t-shirt with a Chris Brown-ism that is selling like hot cakes on the nets. Today I found another version of the tee on Byron Crawford.

This new ciara track leaked on the Internets today (I guess) and it is typical of the garbage that ciara has been trying to pass off as music these days. I know I said that I wouldn’t post any ciara songs but I had to post this one because it is so horrible, it signals the official end of ciara’s career. She won’t be able to rebound from this one.

Source

Aretha Franklin’s hat should be inducted into the R&B Hall of Fame as much attention as it gets!

    RiRi celebrated her 67th birthday in downtown Detroit Saturday at Seldom Blues restaurant, complete with performances by Raheen DeVaughn, Kenny Lattimore, Secret Trois, and Obama impersonator Iman Krossor of YouTube fame.

    But the star of the party was the Inaugaural Hat cake, which was made by New York designer Sylvia Weinstock out of yellow cake with buttercream frosting and fresh raspberries. There were even miniature cakes replicas of the hat given to every guest.

Source: The Detroit News via UMSG

If the city seems a little empty to you this weekend, it’s because the groupies are heading out of town to Virginia to celebrate the return of hometown NFL hero Michael Vick. Mike was just released from prison earlier today and he’s in transit to his home in Virginia.

From AP:

    Suspended NFL star Michael Vick has left a federal lockup in Kansas, apparently bound for Virginia for a bankruptcy hearing next week.

    The U.S. Bureau of Prisons Web site shows that Vick is no longer at the federal penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kan. It lists his status as “in transit.”

    It’s not clear when he left, or where he is right now. But two weeks ago, a bankruptcy judge in Newport News, Va. ordered the former Atlanta Falcons quarterback to testify at an April 2nd hearing on his Chapter 11 reorganization plan.

    Judge Frank Santoro also ordered Vick to pay the costs of traveling to Virginia for the hearing.

    Vick is serving 23 months for a dogfighting conspiracy. He’s eligible to move into home confinement on May 21st and is scheduled to be released July 20th.

A Burger King customer is being hailed as a hero for snuffing out a criminal who would rather rob and steal than get a job. If Barack Obama had his way, the outcome of this story would have been different.

I agree with the poster on the Miami Herald board who said the only thing the BK customer did wrong was argue with the robber before shooting him.

    The bloody event unfolded about 4 p.m. Tuesday at the [Burger King] restaurant at Northeast 54th Street and Biscayne Boulevard. It was a time, employees said, when it is usually crowded with schoolchildren and people getting out of work early.

    The robber entered wearing a ski mask. He approached a clerk, showed his gun and demanded money, said Miami police spokesman Jeff Giordano.

    A customer eyed him and the two started arguing. The customer had a concealed-weapons permit and his gun — and the two exchanged gunfire.

    The robber crumpled to the floor and was pronounced dead at the scene.

    The customer, with several gunshot wounds, was in serious but stable condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center. READ MORE…

Rihanna continues shopping for a new house in the rolling hills of Hollywood. We see from a mile away that her hairline is still jacked up.

We guess she has bigger problems than her hairline though. Word is she’s looking for a home with a gate and a serious security system that’s hooked up directly to the po po. But what’s more worrisome to us is, does Rihanna have a thing for ugly ass houses?

Photos source

More proof that you can’t get your news from blogs. They’ll tell you all day that somebody is married or broke up — with no evidence to support their rumors other than they heard from a source. You know Sandrarose.com gets confirmation from several sources before we report anything as fact.

Anyway, Janet Jackson and her paramour Jermaine Dupri was seen strolling through NY’s LaGuardia airport carrying their own bags. Aren’t they down to earth? Yes, Miss Janet, wee see your butter Hermès crocodile bag! And we know JD dropped a house on that beauty.
Photos: Splash News Online

Fantasia was also spotted passing through NY’s LaGuardia airport yesterday. Isn’t she beautiful? We LOVE her heels. Doesn’t Solange have a pair similar to those?
Photo: INF DAILY

Actor (and Cougar meat) Tristan Wilds was spotted on the set of 90210 in Beverly Hills yesterday. Somewhere we know SR member Bird is growling. My GGF bought that exact pair of red Ray Bans two weeks ago at Perimeter mall.
Photo: Splash News Online

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Obamaholics please pass on this post. I get sick and tired of reading your e-mails and your comments whenever I am critical of your boy, and I am afraid this is going to be one of those times.

~borrowed from Field Negro
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There’s a joke going around about POTUS Barack Hussein Obama. It goes:

    Question: How do you know when Obama is lying?
    Answer: His lips are moving

In last night’s presser that pre-empted regular programming for an hour of lies and half truths, Obama side stepped a question from Chip Reid who wanted to know what fool solves a problem by compounding it?

    QUESTION Chip Reid:
    At both of your town hall meetings in California last week, you said, quote, ”I didn’t run for president to pass on our problems to the next generation.”

    But under your budget, the debt will increase $7 trillion over the next 10 years. The Congressional Budget Office says $9.3 trillion. And today on Capitol Hill, some Republicans called your budget, with all the spending on health care, education and environment, the most irresponsible budget in American history.

    Isn’t that kind of debt exactly what you were talking about when you said passing on our problems to the next generation?

    PRESIDENT OBAMA: First of all, I suspect that some of those Republican critics have a short memory, because as I recall, I’m inheriting a $1.3 trillion deficit, annual deficit, from them.

Only a narcissist like Obama thinks inheriting $1.3 trillion in debt from his predecessor is worse than adding $7-8 trillion in debt on top of it.

The American people who will end up paying for Obama’s reckless spending have a right to be angry.