Cover Parade

NBA star Kevin Garnett glistens with artificial sweat straight out of a spray bottle on the cover of Men’s Fitness magazine. Wouldn’t you love to ride KG hard and put him up wet at night like a prized thoroughbred? In this issue, KG talks about staying fit by running, lifting weights and of course playing basketball.

“People ask me all the time, ‘Do you love running on the beach, on the sand?’ Nah, but I do love getting better.”

“I remember when I first started running on sand, it was so hard on me. So hard on my back and ankles, I knew I was getting stronger when I would do the workouts and wouldn’t be as tired.”

Men’s Fitness is on stands April 20.

Poor Janet Jackson is doing her fat suit act again. By now you know the routine: Janet feels a little let down over a lack of attention from the media, and from her man JD, who is busy in the studio with Usher in Atlanta. So she dons a fat suit, calls up the local paparazzi agency and goes to the nearest strip mall to stage paparazzi shots for some attention. This act only fools the few tardy stragglers who haven’t caught on yet.

When it comes to shameful publicity stunts, this cover says it all. Babies are always a blessing. But having babies just to bring attention to yourself is lame. Thankfully, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t farm their children off on nannies or family members. What’s seven kids when you have enough loot to buy a small country?

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21 Responses to “Cover Parade”

  1. 1
    ckarinwhite says:

    K.G.- yum, yum, yum!…

    Mel B.- nice abs!…

    Angelina-..since you can afford them, have all the babies your heart desires!…


  2. 2
    brwnsugga4you says:

    KG…wow.wow.wow….

    Mel your body is off the hook ma’…and

    Angie & Brad if you can afford it do the dag on thing!


  3. 3
    Daisy says:

    Mel B is on POINT!

    KG is always funny to me when he gives an interview. I was so glad he got his ring!


  4. 4
    Dhoward1913 says:

    Who is the ower of that gigantic ass on the cover of that mag? OMG????


  5. 5
    MissGauzzz says:

    @Dhoward…yeah that gigantic azz on the cover was enough for me to throw them starburst jelly beans i was yakking on slam in the trashcan!!! WOW!! wonder who that is 4-real though!?


  6. 6
    mizzdallas says:

    Thats an old pic of JJ…

    I’m NOT into KG

    I love me some Brad & Angie they are a CUTE couple with CUTE kids…..


  7. 7
    Coo Coo Bananas says:

    I don’t know about the fat suit. She be having the double chin & all lol.


  8. 8
    DivaMama says:

    I love KG! And Mel B’s abs are motivation enough for me! Those things are killer!

    I’m surprised no one mentioned that Ciara is on the Men’s Fitness cover next to the “Skinny Guy” Workout…


  9. 9
    Daisy says:

    @Diva I was just fittin to say Ciara looks cute in her pics in the magazine cause another site had them posted of course.


  10. 10
    anti-PC says:

    1.I always looked on KG as a tall skinny stringbean and Judging from the above pic, my view remains correct.

    2.That CAN’T be Mel B.’s body on that second color in that blue bikini. She is much thicker than that and I doubt she has a six pack.

    3.Lindsay Lohan looks like a straight-up coke head! No wonder Samantha headed for the hills!

    4. I don’t care how many babies Angie and her partner have. As long as she is not living off of the government’s teat– conceive away!! (Although I do wish they would just tie the not already….)


  11. 11
    Lucy says:

    I think the big azz belongs to Beth Ditto. She’s a rock singer in a band called The Gossip.


  12. 12
    iscream says:

    If Mel B has that Body with NO PS. She is the ultimate MILF.

    I don’t thing Janet gains weight for attention. I think she loses it when she works. Her nickname to her family is Dunkin. Michael already said she’s a healthy woman who likes to eat.

    Angie preggo again? Dizzzam it must be nice to be rich. 7 kids isn’t a big deal. Back in the day women having 13 to 18 kids was normal.


  13. 13
    DivaMama says:

    Daisy, I saw those pics. I agree, they are cute.

    anti – I believe that is in fact her current body state. I saw a few other pictures from this same trip and she has slimmed down a bit and her stomach is pretty tight. I’m jealous…


  14. 14
    anti-PC says:

    @divamama

    Thanks for the info. If that is indeed her body, then I’m jealous too! She looks good.


  15. 15
    Kat says:

    i always thought mel b had a banging body. ciara is going to be on america’s next top model tonight.


  16. 16
    Daisy says:

    @Kat I will be doing homework looking at top model

    Yes, Mel B has a workout video coming out or in stores already her body is sick. I will do some extra ab work today at the gym..LOL


  17. 17
    Shauny says:

    Damn Mel B! Get it moma!

    Gone KG with your bad self. He looks cute in that pic and has a great personality in interviews. Sandra…funny with the KG comments. He looks like he might have one of those Jay Z liter bottles.

    I’ve seen Janet going back to her earlier days and anyone who’s a fan of hers knows that she has battled her weight for as long as I can remember.

    I am SO over Angelina. She’s the rich version of Octomom. First it was they were about to adopt again because I guess she had to show Madonna who to pull a foreign baby correctly, now this chick has been popped again? She has nannies, believe me. Give me a break psycho girl.


  18. 18
    starr says:

    I don’t believe any of those covers…atleast the tabloid covers…..


  19. 19
    Krysi J says:

    Good for Angie and Brad, if its true! They like kids, its obviously all the two of them ever wanted was a big happy healthy family………..being rich was a perk.


  20. 20
    pointhimout says:

    mel b is hawt. lol @ janet. you really think she goes thru the trouble of a fat suit? i would ask who has the time, but i’m afraid you’d (sandra) answer me. i dont see yo-yo weight though. that’s crazy. so basically, ur telling us janet’s really slim, but puts on a fat suit to give media something to talk about?


  21. 21
    pointhimout says:

    oh yeah, KG can get it, based on that pic. me likey him better when he aint tall and lanky lookin, like in his uniform.


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