Halle Berry to photographer: “make me look like Beyonce”

More pics from Halle Berry’s Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot courtesy of PerezRevenge. Either Halle’s makeup artist is a Beyonce Stan or she is
Cover Parade

Halle Berry is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar this month griping about her weight, her untrustworthy girlfriends and her shopaholic problem. Well let’s see, if I was an Oscar-winning actress with a killer bod, and more loot than I could ever spend in my lifetime, I’d proabably be a shopaholic too! Why is any of this news?

Barack Obowma and his illegal alien auntie made the cover of Globe tabloid again. But they spelled his name wrong. It’s O-BOW-ma.

The National Enquirer published photos of actor Patrick Swayze looking even more frail and emaciated than he did the last time we saw him. Despite the photos, Swayze says he is responding to cancer treatment well.
MORE Covers after the break!
Photos of the Day

Barack Obowma didn’t look too thrilled to be back on U.S. soil as he strode across the White House Lawn during the early hours of Wednesday morning.

University of Connecticut’s Tina Charles, Renee Montgomery, center, and Maya Moore celebrate winning the Women’s NCAA basketball championship over Louisville 76-54 at the Final Four yesterday in St. Louis. The UConn women’s dynasty continues!

U.S. Congressman Mel Watt, left, and Congresswoman Barbara Lee visited Cuba on Monday to soothe tensions between the U.S. and Cuba amid reports that Barack Obowma plans to lift travel restrictions and ease economic sanctions.
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Wendy Williams: Bow Wow is Finished
We really didn’t need talk show queen Wendy Williams to tell us Bow Wow’s career is over: his appalling numbers did all the talking. Shad’s latest CD moved a measly 18,586 copies in the first week after very little promotion at radio. Gee, you think Bow Wow’s sales might have been better if he spent more time in the studio than he does on YouTube, Twitter and Myspace?
Celebs Out & About

Keri Hilson attended Angela and Vanessa Simmons’ 2009 PASTRY Mall Tour presented by Seventeen Magazine and Pastry at the upscale Aventura Mall in Miami, Florida yesterday.
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I LOVE Vanessa and Angela Simmons’ age-appropriate style, which isn’t too provocative. They are perfect role models for the kids. The sisters attended their 2009 PASTRY Mall Tour presented by Seventeen Magazine and Pastry at Aventura Mall in Miami yesterday.
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The Simmons sisters even influenced rapper Trina to tone it down for the kids. LOVE it!
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Singer Tiffany Evans performed at the Pastry event yesterday.
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Atlanta’s own Sophia Fresh also performed at the Pastry event. This is T-Pain’s new group. They’re signed to Atlantic Records.
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Deranged mom executes son at firing range


A deranged Florida woman accompanied her son to a firing range where she blew his brains out before turning the gun on herself. Police say Marie Moore, 44, thought she was an “anti-Christian” who deserved to go to hell. She had a history of mental illness.
Moore executed her son Mitchell, 20, with a single shot to the back of the head while he concentrated on a target at the Shoot Straight range in Casselberry, Florida.
Mitchell slumped to the floor dying as his mother stepped back, placed the gun in her mouth and pulled the trigger. She died a short time later in a local hospital.
The bloody scene was captured on security cameras. “I look and I see this kid collapsing, spitting up blood,” said eyewitness Bobby Davidowitz, who was in the booth next to Mitchell’s.
“I’m so sorry. I had to send my son to heaven and myself to Hell,” Moore wrote in a suicide note.
In addition to the rambling suicide note, Moore left audio tapes describing the voices she heard in her head telling her to kill her son. She said she heard God telling her: “You have a gun. You can do it.”
“I have to die and go to hell so there can be a thousand years peace on earth,” she explained in the two tapes.
Celebs Out & About

TV personality Eva Pigford stepped out last night to attend rapper Snoop Dogg’s Our World Live event at Avalon in Hollywood.
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Rapper-turned TV personality Snoop Dogg gave the audience what they came for last night at his Our World Live event held at Avalon in Hollywood.
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Industry veteran Sylvia Rhone, President of Universal Motown Records, and rapper Kid CuDI attended his live performance at Mr. West in NYC last night. I LOVE Ms. Rhone’s unique sense of style! She’s 50-something and has a body chicks half her age would die for.
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Rapper Flo Rida and singer Teairra shot a video yesterday in Las Vegas.
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