We still don't know exactly what Barack Obama's Air Force One Boeing 747 jet was doing in the skies above manhattan on Monday -- but you can be sure the conspiracy theorists will soon enlighten us all with an illogical answer.
The first official response from the White House was that Obama's jet buzzed lower Manhattan - sending terrified residents running for their lives -- just so the air force could update Air Force One's file photo. Then they realized how asinine that sounded so they switched to official response #2 by declaring the matter classified.
I told you in an earlier post that Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteran suggested that the next time the air force decides to waste $300,000 in taxpayer's money updating Air Force One's file photos, they should use Photoshop instead.
Fox News Channel co-host Sean Hannity took the suggestion one step further by doing just that. I laughed my azz off when I saw these photos last night!
Courtesy of Fox News