Words you will never hear Beyonce say: "I feel better when I'm at my best." Leave it to Miss airhead to attribute her entire reason for being to her curves. Bey tells Self magazine:

"I'm not one of those people who doesn't have to work at it, I can't eat what I want, and I can't not go to the gym.

"I'm trying to do as much cardio as I can, so if I have a really long day of dancing [in rehearsals], then I'll run maybe three miles. If not, then I'll run 6.

"I'll put on a song that I really like and do [biceps curls with] 5-pound weights [for] the whole song and just try to burn out,"

Bish, stop lying. The paparazzi follows your every move and we have never seen any pictures of you anywhere near a gym!

Here's how Bey covers up for the fact that she has never been spotted going into a gym:

"To me, sexier [is] when it doesn't look like you go to the gym. If you look like you've been spending a lot of time in the gym, then it just looks like you spend a lot of time in the gym."

DUH! Really, Bey? It doesn't look like you spend time in the gym because you don't! Just come clean and admit that you're ever changing curves are courtesy of butt and hip pads.

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  • pointhimout

    funny. pads aside, i'm sure she still has to work out somewhat. not everybodys into the gym scene. they'd rather work out at home, ya know, do push ups and callistenics, which require no weights and bulky equipment.

    "ur mom is so stupid she works out when she can get...liposuction." --white chicks

  • Daisy

    LOL I read this last night and I knew you would post it. What got me is how she has a painting of an Oscar in front of her treadmill so she is running towards her goal. She has been BEGGIN for an Oscar for years now. If anything maybe for a song but NOT acting! I cracked up when I read that comment..lol

    I do believe B works out otherwise she would be thicker 24/7 cause that is her natural size (not a diss you stans)She has a cute shape.

    I will let the stans have at it..lol

  • flyqtnva

    All I gotta say is...it dont matter what I have on you can still tell I got a A@@...but these last few months I'm starting to wonder about her...

  • Lala11_7

    When I read that...my brain actually experienced what space experiences when a "black hole" is created...

    I MEAN...WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!?!

  • LadyJustice

    ""“To me, sexier [is] when it doesn’t look like you go to the gym. If you look like you’ve been spending a lot of time in the gym, then it just looks like you spend a lot of time in the gym.”""

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    please help me understand what this means?

  • jazi65

    Only person I know that needs a chaperon at an interview.

  • flyqtnva

    @Daisy
    I wanna hit the lottery...you think if I put a picture of a mega millions ticket in front of my treadmill I will win?????

  • anti-PC

    LOL, Auntie, were you the administrator of that hate-on-beyonce blogspot?? LOLL

  • flyqtnva

    @LadyJustice

    Dont even try...dont even try

  • Anna

    I’m not one of those people who doesn’t have to work at it, I can’t eat what I want, and I can’t not go to the gym.
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    Wow!

  • Daisy

    @Fly you can always try and see if it works..lol If your daddy was Matthew he would make sure you won the lottery come hell or high water..lol

  • http://myspace.com/ramajcredit CreditDiva

    “”“To me, sexier [is] when it doesn’t look like you go to the gym. If you look like you’ve been spending a lot of time in the gym, then it just looks like you spend a lot of time in the gym.””"

    That means...CIARA for instance looks like she lives in the gym very muscular. Rihanna for instance doesn't look like she spends time in the gym, although I'm sure she does.

    I got that on the first read!! LOL!

    I must say I'm in the middle....I like the in between look of the both. But yeah Ciara is way tooooo muscular, but the chick has a bangin body nonetheless!

  • iscream

    Bey its so much eaiser to defend you when you don't speak.

    Lmao @ yet another example of why I don't get what Jay see's in her other than her fame. Cause he is rich enough to bag a bad bitsh.

    I guess she has a gym in her home that she works out in. *shrugs* maybe Jay doesn't like a hard body.

    Side note. Did you hear she said she has so much clothes she turned her old apt into a closet? Why not donate it?

  • Shauny

    I read this too. @creditdiva that exactly what I thought she was talking about too. I agree with her on that. BUT....Imma need a video tape of her running the 6 or the 3 miles because I don't see it. I could be wrong but I don't see it.

  • Lucy

    Side note. Did you hear she said she has so much clothes she turned her old apt into a closet? Why not donate it.
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    @Iscream

    Just picture the down and out walking around in one of her freakum dresses. However, I did see a vid where she claimed she and Kelly donated dresses for proms.

  • teecee

    man this is some hate. do any body actually think that bey has to go to out to a gym ? i guess nobody herd of home gyms, or gyms in hotels. let the girl bee... no man wants a buff chick and no man wants huge gurl either. most men want someone soft, firm, with curves laying beside them.

  • melinla

    @iscream - That apt is some Diana Ross type $h!t - Diana turned a small 2 bedroom house into a closet! Now that's a bad gurl!!! LOL

  • http://myspace.com/rayne215 spongebobfan

    cosign with teecee, beyonce been 'curvy' since she first came on the scene she was the 'biggest' girl in destiny child and even said she was downright chubby when she was younger, if she was a regular ol girl in tx with no money she would be the "thickems" not fat but thicker than what she is now.. and she has alot of stamina i can see her doing 6miles-in 5in heels- on treadmeil all day everyday.....

  • Daisy

    Latavia was thicker than B back in the DC days and still is to this day based on some recent pics I saw of her and Letoya. She is shorter so her thickness is more compact..lol

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    @ Sandra, you are making it very hard for me to stay on my fast. Will power, Attorneymom. I can do it.

  • Krysi J

    Ciara is way tooooo muscular, but the chick has a bangin body nonetheless!
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    Ciara dances FOR REAL...not for play play on the videos and tours Hun. Gym or not she would've been muscular anyway.

  • mimi08

    I actually think beyonce is a psychopathetic liar. I do not believe she runs 3 to 6 miles every damn day, even if she has a fully stocked workout run in her house. She's clearly lying. As much as she has on her plate, no way. The girl is literally here, there, and everywhere all at once. But i guess you gotta lie when you're not trying to claim the lipo and other plastic surgery she get's to keep up her figure and face. And yes, clearly she's a fat woman, staving off the fat by extremes measures, to include starving herself on a daily. I swear she's lying anytime her mouth is open. I think she's a psycho.

  • Shauny

    Krysi - I have to disagree. When Goodies and Oh videos were out you could tell Ci Ci was fit but it wasn't body builder looking fit. She had definately added on hella muscle so her body looks harder now IMO.

    I've always loved her legs but the rest of her body is too muscular. Take Michelle O. Everyone LOVES her arms. They're tight but now Angela Bassett in What's Love tight. Her arms were manly not a sexy tight.

  • lovejoy1

    Wow its that bad huh S.. What did beyonce do to you!!! WE want to know - atleast I do.lol

  • mimi08

    Oh and it's funny with all that "working" out she does, her stomach never looks defined or truly toned, just flat, and there's a difference.

  • Daisy

    @Shauny I have a gfriends whose arms are naturally like Angela B. she does not workout and never has a day in her life she said it runs in the family. Hers are not as hard as Angelas but very close. When we go out men always comment on her arms and how she must work hard to get them and im like NO I am the gym rat not her..lol

  • mimi08

    @ shauny

    Cici probably did add on muscle because when goodies came out, she was a teenager. And as you age, you lose muscle tone. So in order to stay in shape, she has to work out, and when you work out as an adult, sometimes you have a tendency to replace the fat you lost with muscle. Plus in order to dance and grow like she has, i'm sure she's stepped up her workouts. And when you do that, your body don't look the way you did when you were a teenager, you look in shape, but a different kind of in shape.

  • Krysi J

    Krysi - I have to disagree. When Goodies and Oh videos were out you could tell Ci Ci was fit but it wasn’t body builder looking fit. She had definately added on hella muscle so her body looks harder now IMO.
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    It looks harder because she had to step everything up once she blew up...more music, more shows, more dancing, & more videos to rehearse for, she was even dancing in other people's vids (missy is one example). Im sure all of that combined with barely eating resulted in the Ciara we see today....now Im sure she works out, but did she really have time to work out that much when she was hot?? Ciara has been muscle toned since "PromisE"

  • ReadTheBlog

    confused lying b*tch

  • aqtpie

    I bet her HUSBAND has her burning off plenty of calories.

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    "What do Jay-Z, Beyonce, Pharrell and Gwen Stefani all have in common? Okay, besides the fact that these entertainers all probably frequent the same restaurants and live a luxurious lifestyle in times of economic hardship, they are all clients of Marco Borges. Borges is a World-renowned exercise physiologist who will release, Power Moves: The Four Motions To Transform Your Body For Life, a book that takes a different approach to exercising"
    OUTSIDE ISN'T THE ONLY PLACE A PERSON CAN RUN.

  • mjoylaw

    tell us how you feel mimi08

    WTF?? You seem bitter as hail and like you're the psycho here? What thE hail did beyonce do to YOU? Your level of bitterness does not make sense, I think you need some therapy for anger and self hatred issues

    Your sister in christ,
    Mjoylaw