When I posted those pics of Alicia Keys’ flat azz earlier this week, I didn’t even notice the ugly azz heels she had on were those same controversial and offensive “fertility goddess tribal” pumps that’s the talk of the message boards. They’re made by Christian Dior for their Spring/Summer 1009 collection and they’re priced at around $1,500. I’m so happy to see that my original perception of Alicia Keys was correct: she’s pretty to look at but there’s nothing between her ears.

She might as well go all the way and wear these on her heels. Same difference…

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