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Poor Gabrielle Union is about to go broke. In addition to being labeled the industry bicycle due to her rumored exploits with married men, she’s now claiming to be under attack by urban blogs. Mind you, no one would be talking about Gabby at all if it weren’t for these same blogs ‘attacking’ her.

Anyway, Gabrielle followed the advice of some legal goon who convinced her that she could win a defamation case against a certain blog that she claims slandered her good name. The only problem is that blogs, like all media, are protected under the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of speech and freedom of the press.

Additionally, Gabby is a public figure who is considered to be “incapable of further defamation” — meaning that her reputation (as the aforementioned industry bicycle) is so poor that defaming her can do no further damage to her reputation (yes, the law actually recognizes people like that).