Morning Wood: Taylor Lautner

Sandra Rose June 3, 2009

Actor Taylor Lautner is definitely the new IT boy in Hollywood. He has a hawt bod and high wattage smile that makes the Cougars swoon and the movie studios line up!

Some of you may know Taylor as Jacob Black in the profitable Twilight vampire flick. He also appeared in episodes of TV’s Bernie Mac Show.

Every blog on earth posted these pics last night, I thought I would be remiss if I didn’t do the same.

Photo source

Kat

he has some pretty teeth, but he’s no morning wood. can we get some REAL wood puh-leez?!?
bk2atl

Sandra…are you serious???? I see a LITTLE printation in the 5th pic…but definitely NOT wood! Don’t do this never no mo, please and thank you!
daninicole

Ummm, no! Have you ever done a morning wood on Boris Kodjoe? I think he would definitely brighten up the morning!
BLACKBARBIE404

MORNING WOOD?

NO MA’M
OES_Diva

LOL…Sandra really…Morning wood!
lovezoe

That will be a negative on the morning wood.
Tommykimon

He looks like a little boy. I’m not feeling him at all.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ OES_Diva:

You need a avatar pic sweetie or I will have to put you on lurk status. Email me if you need help. Thanks.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ Tommykimon:

You need a profile pic sir or I will have to put you on lurk status. email me if u need some assistance.
SHANIASMOMMA

not impressed at all
rochele08

…ummm no..next!
Kymystry

what the pedophile hail is this .. FBI guys I didn’t look .. there is not kiddy porn on my computer !!
kcicero

I usually dig white boys but I’m going to have to pass on this one with a side of don’t you ever do this no mo!
masonmom

umm, sandy..i still need help wit my avatar!
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Sandra, that is not Clay Evans!!! WTH is wrong with you. Darn, can’t count on a lesbian blogger to provide a decent male morning wood. LOL
iscream

I like my wood dark..

& what blogs do you visit Ms. Rose? I did not see him on any blogs I visited.
Daisy

Good question Ice

We are going to have alot of peeping toms and tomettes with this new pic rule..lol
Naima

Morning wood my azz.
Lala11_7

@ masonmom Says:

umm, sandy..i still need help wit my avatar!

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Ditto what she said!!!
SunnyPA

Hey, it’s Sharkboy from Sharkboy and Lava Girl.
t.dot

O.K. Sandra, we needed a holla this morning..
iscream

-O-O- @ attrnymom.

@ Sandra can we get the host of VH1 I love Money Craig as some wood. Mmm mmm mmm.

& I doubt she post the womanizer Boris as morning wood. Once you opened that can Sandra the stories just kept poppin up. Darn shame.

Sidenote.. I heard Rhianna was trying to get at TI before he got locked up. Not a fan of hers but I don’t believe she wants it (another ass whoppin) from Tiny so I’ll assume that’s another made up story.
Anti-believer

try again Sandra.

my pic did not add to my name. I did upload a new pic too.
Daisy

@Ice These daily stories about Princess RihRih dating this man and that man I believe its all a smoke screen and it appears to be working.
Shauny

I guess I’m in the minority because I think lil Jacob from Twilight is a cutie pie. No, he’s not morning wood material (neither is some of the others she puts on here) but he’s cute. Also, I don’t think he’s white.

What up Daisy, I see you got my other man working as your pic. Thanks, I’ll look forward to seeing you post to peek at my Idris..lol
http://myspace.com/kcharestsoul KayCeiSoul

I say no. He has a cute lil’ sausage nose, but “oncst again” I say no.
daninicole

@Daisy,
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, the pic!!!!!!

@Ice,
I guess my Boris Kodjoe morning wood hopes have been dashed.
Oh well, in the spirit of the playoffs, how about some Dwight Howard for morning wood?
Shauny

damnit, last night I saw Melo and today I post and it’s my baby again. Do yall see Melo or my lil girl?
daninicole

More like the spirit of the Finals. My bad, but you get my drift
daninicole

@ Shauny,
I see Melo
iscream

I see Melo Shany. (On Sk @ pc I see old avatars)
Shauny

thanks Dani!
cinnamonkisses97

I think he is hot !!!!! I love the books !!!!
wiggy2272003

rotflmao @ sunnyinpa # 20, I knew that too (kids watch nick and disney all the time) He also played the boyfriend to the white girl who dances in Missy videos in Cheaper by the dozen he can’t be but 18 or 19
Daisy

@Shuany I still see your child. I still see my old pic as well. I dont see Idris but Ice let me know earlier my other baby was showing FINALLY!
Daisy

I vote for D Howard as well. Nice frame and smile!
Kymystry

i see Melo and Idris … clear your cache/cookies you might be able to see the pic’s you’ve changed …i had to do that in order to see my changed pics
Shauny

Now am I the only one not finding Dwight Howard sexy? He does nothing for me. Hell, if we’re going NBA Finals men I’d rather have Kobe. Don’t like him much but he FINE!
dcwife1622

Can we get Nelly again?
miamore73

Yeah he’s cute but no morning wood. More like a morning tulip, or babies breath something like that.
Coo Coo Bananas

For the millionth time, what does a lesbian know about some morning wood lol.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Nothing to see here…everyone please back away….
Kymystry

can we have a real ENTERTAINMENT post …. sheesh ..
Daisy

I VOTE FOR NELLY AS WELL!! Good LAWD! You can add Trey as well he added some weight and it looks good on him!

Shauny D Howard is not sexy but I do like his frame and smile.
daninicole

Daisy, if you are talking about Trey Songz, nice face, body not so nice!
pinky2083

Sandra r u serious?
Daisy

@Dani I LOVE the THIN n CUT frame! So Trey is FINE by me he works out at my gym he has a body!
http://myspace.com/katgirl33 katgirl33

Whhhaaaa?!!?!

What’s goin on Auntie?? For real!

LMAO

Hey SR Family
pointhimout

these kids aren’t morning wood. yes spectakular from the now defunct group pretty ricky, we mean you too. being a sexual tweener myself, even i couldn’t watch his video.

back to the post: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Divinebrown

He is not white…he is native american. For the record.
coaretained

more like morning twig…

and I’m out..
*poof*
Shauny

I could do Nelly….from the neck down or mouth closed.

Trey has put on a lil muscle. Bet not nobody talk about my Trey! I’m going to see him on the 22nd…yay
http://twitter.com/mizzmeka Mz_Magnificent1

Well well well…little Taylor done got grown!!! I see he really packed that muscle on for “New Moon”…but he still isn’t ‘Morning Wood’ material for me at least.

I prefer my ‘Morning Wood’ be sexy…chocolate…and over 21 LOLOLOLOL!!! But thanks anyways Ms.Rose…how about some Terry Kennedy for a ‘Morning Wood’ feature??? I know he isn’t one of your faves but pretty, pretty please ***gives Sandra the puppy dog face*** ;-)….
Yanaja

He’s a pretty little thing, definitely cuter than the dirty one from Twilight — Robert Pattison aka Edward
http://myspace.com/savagegoddess SavageGoddess

He is hot! Auntie, See if I want a white man he’s gonna fine lime this one and he packing my eyes havent decieved me!
Imalover

I remember him being in “Lava Boy and Shark Girl”… I’ll never forget nor regain those 2 excruciating hours of 3D hell – thanks to niece and her friends.
mina

He’s cute but he looks young as hell.
Coo Coo Bananas

@Mia, he IS young. Dude just turned 17 back in Feb.

Again.. WHAT DOES A LESBIAN KNOW ABOUT MORNING WOOD?!

Obviously nothing if she’s posting pics that’ll make pedo’s blush.
http://myspace.com/erikamagaly Hermosa

Ok….now I admit that he is a cutie and when he gets older, he will be hot…but he still very young and I feel like a pedo.

BUT I LOVE THE BOOKS!!!
licia

who in the ham sammich is this and why is he morning wood?

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