Angelina Jolie’s dad calls Obama a “false prophet”

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich criticized Barack Hussein Obama’s plan to revive the ailing U.S. economy through reckless spending.
Speaking at a Republican fundraiser that raised $14.5 million at the Washington Convention Center Monday night, Gingrich said, “Bureaucrats managing companies does not work, politicians dominating the economy does not work,”
But the harshest criticism for Obama’s policies was delivered by actor Jon Voight, otherwise known as actress Angelina Jolie’s father.
“Everything Obama has recommended has turned out to be disastrous. We are becoming a weak nation,” said Voight, calling Obama a “false prophet.” Republicans need to find their way back to power to free the nation from “this Obama oppression,” he said.
McConnell and Senator Orrin Hatch of Utah, who followed Voight, seemed pleasantly surprised.
“I’m still just reveling that someone from Hollywood made a speech like that. I hope you’re going to be able to find work after this,” said McConnell. “I really enjoyed that.” [link]
Photos: Reuters Pictures
Celeb Style: Beyonce = FAIL (AGAIN)


Now I see why Beyawnce wears sheer hose on her legs to cover up those rug burns. Her pale shins were a sight to behold this morning when she walked out of the posh Harvey Nichols department store in London, England.
All you Stans who ridiculed Bey for wearing panty hose, please leave her alone. Let her wear whatever she wants. Applying a little suntan lotion to those legs wouldn’t hurt either.
By the way, her Louis Vuitton sandals look better in the LV store than they do on her feet.
MORE pics after the break.
Pregnant Person Gives Birth Again

The world is in an uproar again over a pregnant lady (with excess facial hair) giving birth to a baby boy earlier today. It as her second child by artificial insemination.
OK, I’m kidding about the world being in an uproar. It’s more like a murmur:
With all this OctoMom and Jon & Kate fuckery going on I completely forgot that the Pregnant Dude was knocked up with his second child. Well, ABC News reports that Thomas Beatie and his wife Nancy have a new baby son that was born earlier today. Their first child, Susan Juliette, was born last June.
They haven’t decided on a name yet, but they have decided that Nancy would be tittyfeeding their new son. Some source-type also said it was a natural birth. I guess that means the baby came out of his peen hole. It happens. Bigger things have come out of my peen hole before. There I go again. Ruining some beautiful with gutter talk. [link]
You Know You Want Him…

Here’s that Rolling Stone issue with Adam Lambert on the cover that I told you about in an earlier post. This issue features Lambert’s big coming out interview. *YAWN* Why am I yawning so much today?
Anyway, here’s what Lambert had to say about American Idol‘s worst kept secret:
“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” Lambert says in the new issue of Rolling Stone, hitting newsstands this week. “I’m proud of my sexuality,” Lambert adds. “I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I loved it this season when girls went crazy for me. As far as I’m concerned, it’s all hot. Just because I’m not sticking it in there doesn’t mean that I don’t find it beautiful.”
Lambert went on to say that he was tempted to reveal his homosexuality during Idol, but he wanted to wait until this issue came out, lol:
“Clay Aiken’s gay, and I’m gay, and we couldn’t be more different. The only thing that is the same about everyone in the gay community is that we’re gay. … Why can’t we talk about a human community?”
I mean, who isn’t gay in Hollywood?
Kim Kardashian is always good for a laugh

I can’t believe Kim Kardashian has the nerve to hug her hair stylist after he did this to her head. Ha ha ha! She’s so funny.
Lil Wayne and Nivea’s Seed?

*YAWN* I really don’t care about Lil Wayne or Nivea or whether she’s added her name to the growing list of clueless sperm receptacles that Wayne has ejaculated into. Ew.
But I found this Photoshopped picture online of what their seed would look like if the kid took after both of them. That’s if Nivea is even pregnant by the muskrat. You know bloggers just make up any ol’ ish now to drive traffic to their blogs.
Usher’s Other Woman Revealed: Who Knew She Was 42?

I never would have guessed that Usher’s “other woman” was older than he was. She looks so young to me. The truth is, she’s older than Usher’s wife Tameka who is 40 (or 41 depending on who you ask).
I should have known she was older since Ush is only into older women. You know, he still has those Oedipus Complex issues that he hasn’t fully worked through yet.
From Egypt:
According to sources the woman in question is a 42 year old Def Jam executive named Grace Miguel who is married to video production company owner, Lou Miguel of Box Fresh Films. Usher’s label is Arista, not Def Jam. So was he creeping on Tameka or planning to bounce from his label??? Insiders say that they are officially over and that Usher plans to file for separation in the coming days.
Meanwhile, Usher’s wife is still on Twitter.com denying the separation rumors even though it’s quite obvious. When anyone challenges her on Twitter she accuses them of trying to steal her “followers.” Someone should explain to Tameka that her “followers” are only wasting their time following her because they think she’s still with Usher.


