DON’T HATE!
So you wrote Miss Vivica A. Fox off as a casualty of plastic surgery. But she came back on you BAM! You can’t deny that Aunt Viv is flawless in these pics! Her whole outfit is fierce and very age appropriate. Do your thing girl!
LOVE the shoes and bag!
How does Kate Gosselin stay in such fabulous shape after 8 kids?
Some of you are familiar with Kate Gosselin as the mother of 8 kids on the wildly popular reality TV show Jon & Kate Plus 8.
In case you weren’t aware, the show is a runaway #1 hit and Kate is featured on the cover of just about every magazine on the newsstand. Not because she’s a blonde with a hawt bod, but because her husband cheated on her with the babysitter.
To be honest, I’m not sure who he cheated with, and don’t much care.
I’m more interested in how a woman over 30, who delivered 8 children has such a great shape with a flat tummy? It couldn’t be crunches or pilates because after age 30, subcutaneous fat tends to settle around the midsection by default. And no amount of ab crunches will get rid of it.
So I’m guessing (since Kate is a RN) she had some sort of surgical intervention like Usher’s wife Tameka Foster-Raymond tried to have done before that unfortunate accident in Brazil.
Some chicks (like Tameka) can afford to have liposuction performed to get rid of their fat rolls. But the rest of us have to make do by curtailing our diets (avoid white bread, white sugar, etc.), exercising and drinking plenty of water. Or drink Fennel tea to reduce the abdominal bloating that can add unwanted inches to our waistlines.
The fennel tea people aren’t paying me to promote their products, so let Google be your friend.
UPDATE:
Loyal reader Crystal emailed to inform me that Kate had surgery a few years back:
…one of the viewers husband was a plastic surgeon and they offered do the procedure for free because they loved the show so much. They pretty much showed the whole procedure on one episode of the show and the before and after pics and she did have quite a bit of excess fat as her stomach was HUGE with the sextuplets
Why do men blame others for their cheating ways…?
Recently I wrote a blurb about a certain celebrity who is (or was) cheating on his wife. I won’t reveal the celebrity’s name or the name of his industry wife. The couple does not reside in Georgia.
Word has reached my ears that the celebrity is hinting at retaliation against me for revealing his dirty deeds. After much contemplation, I decided to write this post — just in case I turn up in intensive care.
Additionally, I hear that his wife is upset and very close to losing it. They say she’s calling around in an attempt to find out who the other chick is. But why worry about the other chick when she should be worrying about her husband?
The celebrity is telling friends that he fears his wife might leave him — not because of his own indiscretions — but because of what I wrote on my blog about him…
If his wife leaves him, how is that my fault? And why can’t chicks who marry industry dogs just accept the fact that occasionally they will come home with fleas?
This is why intelligent women avoid intimate relationships with industry men. Because there is no six degrees of separation. Everyone knows everyone, and secrets aren’t safe.
I guess what I’m saying is: I take any and all threats seriously.
Celebs Out & About
Fresh over at Crunktastical.net posted these images of rapper Lil Wayne attending the Magic vs Lakers game at Staples Center yesterday. Even cleaned up, he looks an unholy mess! If your vagina doesn’t flinch and recoil in horror at the sight of these pics, you might want to have it checked out by a doctor.
David Carradine’s manager, family begin damage control
Thailand police are sticking to their story that “Kung Fu” and “kill Bill” actor David Carridine’s death was accidental.
A maid found Carradine’s dead body curled up in a closet early Thursday morning. A shoestring was fashioned around his neck and attached to his penis. A separate cord was used to bind his hands behind his neck.
The method of death is consistent with erotic asphyxiation (or strangulation), which involves temporarily cutting off oxygen to the brain in order to achieve heightened sexual arousal.
No sooner did the news break that 72-year-old’s death was the result of a kinky sex game, Carradine’s manager and family rushed out statements crying foul play. They pointed to the fact that Carradine’s hands were tied behind his back.
Apparently, they feel there is dishonor in dying an old pervert as opposed to being murdered.
Thai officials believe Carradine died from suffocation or heart failure following an orgasm. Men don’t usually achieve orgasms during the act of being murdered unless there was some pleasure involved.
Carradine’s manager Chuck Binder originally told reporters his client died of natural causes. Carradine’s body was shipped back to the United States today.
Photo: Wireimage/Getty
German tourists risk being shot for looking at Obama
Wow!
From SPLASH News:
Tourists in Dresden, Germany [were] warned they may be shot if they try to sneak a peak at US President Barack Obama.
Holidaymakers in the German city of Dresden have been warned to stay away from their hotel room windows during President Barack Obama’s visit – or risk being shot.
Stunned tourists say they have been given strict orders to keep away from their hotel windows and balconies while the president is around.
Some told how they were warned if they do not follow the instructions they could be mistaken for terrorists and shot by police. German authorities have virtually shut down the eastern German city’s historic Old Town for Obama’s visit.
Tourists say they cannot get in or out without showing their passports. They also complained they cannot make phone calls because their mobile phone signals have been jammed.
Photo: Splash News Online
Morning Wood: John Legend
I know I’ve been slacking lately in my Morning Wood postings. So here’s a little Morning Wood for you ladies (and I do mean little).
John Legend performed live on Good Morning America‘s concert series today. I realize he’s very suspect, but wood is wood, right?
Photo: Splash News Online
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