They say a sucker is born every minute. But in Atlanta, suckers are born every second it seems. The females, aka Land Sharks, in Atlanta are so desperate to say they have a man that they don’t mind sharing him as long as their friends don’t find out about their peculiar arrangement! “Just don’t embarrass me or put our business in the streets,” they say as their man slips out the door to the strip club and doesn’t return until the next day.

Which brings us to “Bishop” Thomas W. Weeks III, who recently celebrated his birthday with a new sucker, er, woman, by his side. And we bet she has money.

The last time we heard from Weeks was when he made national headlines for beating down his then wife, evangelist Juanita Bynum, in a hotel parking lot.

Weeks, head of Duluth-based Global Destiny International Ministries, told the AJC he wanted a woman to mend his broken heart after his quickie divorce from Bynum.

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