Imitation Wood?

Sandra Rose July 16, 2009

A loyal reader (who insists she’s not a Cougar) sent these pics to me. She was complaining that rapper Soulja Boy stuffed his drawls with a pair of socks. I’m not enough of an expert on sock stuffing or Soulja Boy to render an opinion either way.

See the evidence after the break. *Images might not be safe for work*

http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
anti-PC

This was on media, er, something-out on yesterday and I think it’s fake.
Anna

Did he want us to know that he uses the 2 ply. I heard Gary with a tea talking about Soulja’s package this morning. Too damn funny!
http://myspace.com/savagegoddess SavageGoddess

i AM A PEEN EXPERT THAT AINT FAKE THEM SKINNY BOYS BE PACKING………oNE FACT WHEN MEN GAIN A SUBSTAINTUAL AMOUNT OF WEIGHT AROUND THEM ABDOMEN IT DOES CAUSE SHRINKAGE TRUE STORY
LovelyLady

Idk the jurys still out on this one. Cause i know skinny dudes be the ones hung like a damn horse, thats where all that food goes. lol. U being thinking that aint working with much til that mofo get hard and then its like

“damn boy, did ur mother ever warn you………sh*t like this can get ur azz stalked”
iscream

Yeah that other site called him out for having a little peen. I don’t know if its a sock. A dildo maybe. But I read a groupie tale on him and heard he knows how to eat the box… very well.

Let me go find it. Maybe she mentioned his size.

Got me all flustered. If that is real my mouth is watering.
LovelyLady

SavageGoddess Says:

i AM A PEEN EXPERT THAT AINT FAKE THEM SKINNY BOYS BE PACKING………
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U betta preach… this was on perez site and i was reading thru the comments…..them y t’s was over their hating like sh*t.

“that can’t be real”
“thats a sock”
“no one can be that big”

ROTFLMAO…that must not know about our brothers…once u go black u neva go back. I bet them white girls over their looking for a nicca right now.
LovelyLady

He over 18 now right, so i got the right to feel tingly inside without feeling like a perv?????
wiggy2272003

He over 18 now right, so i got the right to feel tingly inside without feeling like a perv?????
LMAO (with the tingly feeling too)
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

iscream Says:
Got me all flustered. If that is real my mouth is watering.
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LMAO. You aren’t the only one. But he is SO not cute to me. And too damn skinny.Not trying to feel his pelvic bone rubbing against me
iscream

Okay I found it.

I looked up at him, and he told me “we ain’t gotta do this if you don’t want to” but I wanted to!! I was horny as f*ck by then. And by the bulge I seen… he ain’t to be played with.

So I unbuckled his pants, and took his pretty, smooth caramel d*ck out his pants and got to work. Licking, sucking, slobbering all over it! It tasted damn good too. And I really ain’t into suckin anybody’s d*ck, celeb or not but his was a different story. So after he came on my tits he told me to take my clothes off.

He LOVES head so he tells me to suck it while gettin on top in a 69 position.. I couldn’t believe he was about to eat the p*ssy. But I hopped on top anyways. and he went to WORK. Had a bitch running. And he likes to talk dirty and make his tongue stiff and stick it deep in your p*ssy hole.

MY DAMN HEART IS RACING. I aint no couger but damn Soulja Boy!
Mspeng

I can’t look there because I wanna know why he’s puckering and giving those eyes. It’s creeping me out.
dallas214

Now skinny boys do be packin!!! But i dont know about Soulja….i would let that mo fo do me though in a min…and put it all on his lil azz!! Yall know that lil boy is sexy….
coaretained

skinny niccas ain’t no joke…
coaretained

but…. he CAN stop biting his lip like that…
Daisy

I co sign the skinny guys packing its been years but that I still remember as well! lol My friends always wonder why I like them tall and thin..lol
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Mspeng Says:

I can’t look there because I wanna know why he’s puckering and giving those eyes. It’s creeping me out.
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That’s his look of seduction
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Daisy Says:

I co sign the skinny guys packing its been years but that I still remember as well! lol My friends always wonder why I like them tall and thin..lol
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Not always true! Don’t believe the hype. Trust! I know this guy who is 6’7″ and skinny…hung his is NOT
LovelyLady

My friends always wonder why I like them tall and thin..lol
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Co sign Daisy to the fullest lol
coaretained

they can’t be TOO tall… that mess up the ebb and flo of the yin and the WANG.
Daisy

@Yvonne more times than not that is the case..lol Nothing is 100% though..lol
Daisy

@whoever said men with belly fat causes them to shrink I had a gfriend complain about that just this past weekend..lol
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

@ Sandra, are you turning in your lesbian card after seeing these photos??
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Sidebar: Did you receive my video of the young man spoofing Beyonce’s BET performance?? I am still laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Z-JmTQUbQ
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

attorneymom Says:

@ Sandra, are you turning in your lesbian card after seeing these photos??
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Please go to the corner for 10 min!!!
PAHairston

Hello All. DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Made this old woman take another long, long, long, longgggggggggg look!
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

@ Yvonne, has it been 10 minuts yet?? Can I come out of the corner now?? LOL
iscream

& I agree that skinny boy thing is hype. I knew this big nicca. He was tall and heavy. One of the biggest dyks I’ve ever saw in my life. I use to tell my homegirl. I can wrap my hand around my wrist but I could not. I repeat could not wrap my hand around his peen. And it was long as hell. Shyt use to scare me. & he ate the box good (yall know big dyck nicca’s be fronting sometime)

I use to want to hook him up with one of my homegirls just so someone else could experience that anaconda. Aint no fun if the homie can’t get none.

(I swear I was looking for him on line just last night.) <<<— just to say hi
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@iscream:
WE ALL HAVE HAD ONE OF THOSE!!!!
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@attorneymom: You can come out now…lol
http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

A sock? What kind of sock looks like that? (You can tell the d*ck-free women in the world). It looks long and skinny, just as you would imagine his piece to look. And I don’t know about the rest of you but PACKING = Long AND Wide. Long and skinny aint the greatest thing in the world and it’s not considered packing. That’s just having a long bothersome thang.
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Okay, I am free to leave the corner. Thanks, Yvonne.

I have one question: Why does his penis look like it is on backwards?? WT___??
Anna

1attorneymom Says:

Okay, I am free to leave the corner. Thanks, Yvonne.

I have one question: Why does his penis look like it is on backwards?? WT___??

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You must like the corner. LOL.
iscream

@ attrny

I think its because its trying to bust out those damn drawls that’s giving it that effect.

Lmao at him trying to make a sexy face. He is so young.
browni007

This is funny as hell.
LovelyLady

And I don’t know about the rest of you but PACKING = Long AND Wide. Long and skinny aint the greatest thing in the world and it’s not considered packing. That’s just having a long bothersome thang
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Girl it can be the wprse feeling to if he dont use it right lol..all hurting a biatch insides, id wanna feel that ish tryna come thru my va jay jay adn then thru my damn throat. Id want no huge horsed monster wood, just give me a nice size lol
LovelyLady

Damn i keep scrolling back up to that pic…

I can’t wait to get home…the dude is in big trouble, i hope he got all his rest at work today lol
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

LovelyLady Says:
Girl it can be the wprse feeling to if he dont use it right lol..all hurting a biatch insides, id wanna feel that ish tryna come thru my va jay jay adn then thru my damn throat. Id want no huge horsed monster wood, just give me a nice size lol
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Not me! I’m gonna attempt to take it like a champ. Ain’t gonna let a dude punk me. I gots my pride!
Daisy

I heard that lovely
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Smokie Says:

It looks long and skinny, just as you would imagine his piece to look.

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I guess I’m the only one who never took the time to imagine how his piece would look?
LovelyLady

lmao @ yvonne79

you betta take that wood girl
Daisy

Yall are a mess..lol

Sandra I dont think u are worried about how any mans piece would look..lol Correct me if I am wrong though
LovelyLady

^^^

Take ur azz to the corna missy
http://pleasurekisses.com Mika79

Hold it…as the resident Passion Parties expert…I declare that peen to be REAL!!! I sell dildo’s, vibrators, falsies, and whatnots, and THAT is nothing like what I sell. And yes…it is true about the skinny ones!!!

Case closed!
LovelyLady

Mika79 Says

I sell dildo’s, vibrators, falsies, and whatnots, and THAT is nothing like what I sell.
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Usa freak missy….we need more like u lol
Daisy

Mika do u have a website what wld u recomend for a beg like me dang I wish u were n the A lol
http://pleasurekisses.com Mika79

LovelyLady…you didn’t know???

Daisy…click on my name! LOL!
Daisy

On my crackberry will click on your name later lol u been holding out I have been looking for a passion party n the A so I can finally see what I been missing out on
http://pleasurekisses.com Mika79

hahaha, my bad. I’ll fly down and do your party hahahaha
iscream

@ Sandra comment 40.

Don’t worry Tarjii backside being her best angle :/
Daisy

This sexpert was on rickey smiley this am and she said vibrators can de sensatize a woman and your fingers were a better tool I had never heard that lol
iscream

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I never thought about Tarjii back side being her best angle.
http://pleasurekisses.com Mika79

THey dont desensitize you, I mean, if you buzzin up our cl*T all day every day, you could lose feeling, and you would just have to stop for a while, but they actually help those who are unable to have regular O’s through intercourse to reach them easier.
wiggy2272003

@ice and yvonne yall right we have all had one of those, I used like your’s Ice he was big dude all ways, tall, solid. My nick name for him was Lysol(as in the can back in the 80’s) if any of ya’ll remember those. He was actually a very smart, nice, funny guy but his Lysol can was put an end to our relationship. I could only see him MAX once a week I was an excuse-making btich.
iscream

@ Daisy (51),

That’s a gat dang lie if I ever heard one.
Daisy

Ice well u know I don’t knw she said it makes it harder to have the big o with a man if u use a vibrator to much I doubt I wld use mine that much if I ever got one lol
http://pleasurekisses.com Mika79

Got one what Daisy? A man or a vibrator? Cause my honeypot works well with BOTH!!! LOL!
Daisy

Mika Girl my man is gonna be tired of me when I get one..lol He is going to be calling somebody for help sooner than later..lol
Peachizz

I’ts offical I’m a Cougar.. LOL Im sorry when I first saw that young speciment of a man i thought to myself good lawd.. it’s real..
Soulja holla @ me ext time you in MIA, I teach you a thang or too ….
Dhoward1913

I’m sorry. This is a kid. I can’t even get excited. I mean if he was like 25, I could see, but y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
Anna

Peachizz Says:

I’ts offical I’m a Cougar.. LOL Im sorry when I first saw that young speciment of a man i thought to myself good lawd.. it’s real..
Soulja holla @ me ext time you in MIA, I teach you a thang or too ….
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It’s ok to be a cougar. Some of us just have to be careful. I have kids older than him.
This is Sandra’s example of morning wood. You know he just woke up and did not have his first piss of the day. That’s why it’s called “morning wood”.
MUNCHOSGIRL

I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, MY BOO THIN TO THE WIND AND HUNG LIKE A HORSE! WHAT’S THE DEFINITION OF A COUGAR?
I AM 8YS OLDER THAN MY BOO, I NOT A COUGAR RIGHT?
whatdoesitmatter

Why are promoting kiddie-porn on your site. You know you gonna get shut down, right?
(please no more Soulja BOY post, with emphasis on BOY!!!!!)
Krysi J

well let me go on record to say, that has to be his, cause its average…..to me

I have YET (and Im so thankful to say) to SEE a black man that ain holding a monster……maybe its just luck….but er um ah……….thats HIS

If he has anything smaller than that….. Im sad for him, so lets hope it IZ!
Anna

MUNCHOSGIRL Says:

I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, MY BOO THIN TO THE WIND AND HUNG LIKE A HORSE! WHAT’S THE DEFINITION OF A COUGAR?
I AM 8YS OLDER THAN MY BOO, I NOT A COUGAR RIGHT?
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I don’t think we know what the definition of a cougar is. They call Eva Lagornia one and she is early 30’s but her hubby is 8 years younger. I thought a cougar was a women 40+ who can snag a man at least 8 yrs. younger. ???
Krysi J

Why are promoting kiddie-porn on your site. You know you gonna get shut down, right?
(please no more Soulja BOY post, with emphasis on BOY!!!!!)
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I thought soulja boy was grown….18 right, thats legal in the US

half of us (me being 10 years older almost) would not give him any, but we’re stil women………. are we not suppose to look at that part of a man and see beauty …..J/K

but for real doe….it iz what it iz……thats a part of nature we can’t change shyt.
Krysi J

I thought a cougar was a women 40+ who can snag a man at least 8 yrs. younger. ???
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I thought a cougar was a woman who was old enough to be someone’s mother?? I he and I are almost 10yrs apart and I couldn’t have had a grown azz child at the age of ten. Shyt if thats the case why men don’t catch flack for dat shyt too….what the hell is Jay Z to Beyonce?? What do we call the men, elephants??
Anna

Krysi J Says:

I thought a cougar was a women 40+ who can snag a man at least 8 yrs. younger. ???
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I thought a cougar was a woman who was old enough to be someone’s mother??
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You’re mixing up a cougar with a “Milf”.
http://pleasurekisses.com Mika79

A cougar is just an older woman who only dates younger men, normally about 10 years older than him. And they call the younger she dates men cubs. That just sounds all kinds of wrong to me!!! LOL. I guess at 30 tho, if i was getting it from an 18 year old I could be a cougar. YAY! HA!
Krysi J

well If Im a Cougar for looking at a cub

than Jay Z is an elephant for forgeting his age and being with a younger woman.

I wonder why is it, men can get away with anything and woman are look down upon for every fukking thang….that shyt get on my nerves.
candycane

I cant really call it and I feel really bad starring trying to figure it out. He’s just a year older than my son.
Deelze

LOL…what the hell?!?!?!? Is that fa real?!?!?!? candycane…girl i feel you my son is 15 what is my excuse!!
Daisy

krysi the way you said you loved wood in a previous convo I cant believe you aint never had a “hung” man..lol
Krysi J

I have Daisy……I’ve never seen a black man that wasn’t hung actually. Thats what I was saying, so far so good, the men I have been with were on point…and Soulja Boy is just average to me….smaller than what I’ve expierenced maybe but still working with something. I was saying that thankfully I have yet to be with a black man who isn’t hung/working wit a monster. If Soulja Boy had anything smaller than what he has it would look un-natural to me
Anna

Mika79 Says:

A cougar is just an older woman who only dates younger men, normally about 10 years older than him. And they call the younger she dates men cubs. That just sounds all kinds of wrong to me!!! LOL. I guess at 30 tho, if i was getting it from an 18 year old I could be a cougar. YAY! HA
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Sorry kid. With all due respest as much as I love your pic with one of the baddest chicks in the game, a 30 yr. old cougar being a cougar to/for/with a 18 yr. old is called a “perv.”. LOL. He may be 18 and legal but to be 30 with a 18 yr. old is beyond gross. JMO. S boy started out with a vid on youtube. My nephew and cats did th same thing. Their vid is on youtube and it’s called ” it’s The Glue. Check it out. I have followed my nephew to “Irish Pubs” for him ot get his “I grew up in the hood rap on”.
MUNCHOSGIRL

Krysi J Says:

I wonder why is it, men can get away with anything and woman are look down upon for every fukking thang….that shyt get on my nerves.

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PROBABLY BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR CENTURIES. FAMILIES STARTED MARRYING OFF THEIR DAUGHTERS AT VERY YOUNG AGES TO OLDER MEN. IT WAS MORE ACCEPTABLE BACK IN THE DAYS THOUGH.
shay1

IDK – yall…….he not cute (AT ALL) And he needs to get his weight up….bones showing…….this is JMO!
Daisy

Krysi got cha..lol I read that wrong and I still dont want nothing so big where it is moving around organs and shyt that is way to painful for me so I will stick with what you consider “average”..lol

@Shay I dont think anybody is looking at his body we can all see he is skin n bones..lol Ppl were commenting on his piece..lol
shay1

Daisy – I dont know about that piece…..hmmmm
dallas214

i love this site and the members! Yall are a trip
leat

whether its fake or not, my issue is how gaye he looks. those poses are what i see on men-on-men sites! that takes the spot of Spectacs video! but personally i think hes too young to be that well endowed, just me speaking from personal encounters!!
leat

can we talk about his facial expressions PLEASE!

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