Tonight! Primal Fridays At Primal Atlanta

You are invited to attend the celebrity birthday bash of actress Vivica A. Fox and NBA star Derek Anderson of the Charlotte Bobcats TONIGHT at Primal Nightclub!

Last week’s Grand Opening of Primal Fridays was off the chain! The line stretched around the building and the crowd was even larger than expected! So you know tonight will be even bigger and better now that word has spread.

Ladies in attendance said they’ve never seen so many fine men in one spot, and the men said the ladies were hawt!

Experience Primal Fridays for yourself tonight! But remember to get there early. The line will be cut off once the club reaches capacity.

www.primalatlanta.com

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FanMAIL: Why Our People Will Never Get Ahead

Some promoter sent this flyer to me advertising a dark skin vs redbone event. SMH at the ignorance displayed by our people on a daily basis.

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FanMAIL: Jennifer Lopez’s azz is officially gone

I’m sure that I’m the only blogger in the land who knew Jennifer Lopez’s rump was full of it. In my other profession, it’s my business to spot fake body parts from a mile away. It’s how I know that J-Lo, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and others have duped the public all these years.

Well, a loyal reader emailed me today with evidence that J-Lo is full of ish.

Hi sandra in ny on the set of back up plan starring j-lo and the azz is officially gone.
Lisa s

I guess this movie role didn’t call for a Latina with a fake azz?

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GUESS WHO?

Guess which actress gave the paps the middle fanga yesterday while shopping in West Hollywood? I used to have a thing for this particular actress. Her beautiful brown skin just turned me on. But when I met her in person and tried to holla — her cold stare cut right through me. I still got love for her though.

See who she is after the break!

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Tameka Foster Sends Threats of Violence To Blogger?

And here I thought I was the only female urban blogger who had haters!

ATLien of Straight from the A blog caught flack from soon-to-be 2x divorced TRAMPeka Foster-Glover-Raymond. Trampeka — using a pseudonym — emailed threats of violence to ATLien, who promptly posted the email on her blog just like I taught her.

TRAMPeka even used ATLien’s government name to show she meant business. ATLien should file charges. TRAMPeka once leveled threats of violence towards me. She made good on her threat by sending Usher to attack me a couple of years back (my longtime readers recall that incident). She needs to be stopped.

This is just more evidence that TRAMPeka is a certifiable loon. Luckily, Usher escaped from her clutches just in time! If I were him I would go for full custody. I wouldn’t leave my kids with that nut job.

From: Margeaux Taylor (aka Tameka Foster-Glover-Raymond)
To: straightfromthea@gmail.com
Date: Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Subject: Tameka Raymond – Your Death Threat

To Michelle Williams aka Absurd bitch azz Alien. Your obsession with Tameka must weigh heavy on your already chunky azz. You’re so desperate you pay actual money to try to find case files from 20 years ago which possess no relevance to anything but your Schizophrenia. You have all your facts wrong, which totally discredits anything you say. Tameka’s not going to court tomorrow, no DNA Paternity Test ever requested (check the legal papers which you’re so good at finding), she was never involved w/ welfare fraud and you my dear seem to have a major crush on Usher. I can see you in line with the rest of the groupies just salivating to suck his dick but bashing Tameka won’t help your chances. Her azz is about to be PAID shopping at Chanel, Gucci and Prada while you can’t even find an advertiser for your miniscule local blog besides Super 8 Motels LOL. You better watch your back in Atlanta. You are on the list for a serious beat down. I know what you look like now.

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HORRIBLE!

Last night, in between snoring while at the movies watching the wretchedly boring Harry Potter, I glanced at my Sidekick and saw that loyal reader Stylerazzi tweeted a pic of Rihanna.

She said Rihanna shaved the side of her hair like that one-hit-wonder Cassie. I was shocked. I couldn’t wait to get home to see the pic because the screen on my sidekick was too small.

I have no words for this travesty! I did some investigating and learned that the person responsible for this hatchet job is a celebrity “stylist” by the name of Ursula Stephen. This heiffer lost her mind. Doesn’t she know that the gay community has been shaving the sides of their heads for decades? Hello? Grace Jones! This is not new.

In one fell swoop, Rihanna went from being a style icon to just REGULAR.

As soon as RiRi saw what Ursula did to her head she should have jumped up and screamed, “I’m filing charges!”

MORE pics after the break!

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NAACP To Obama: You’re Not Doing Enough, Bruh

I knew this would happen once bourgeoisie blacks realize that Barack Obama is not in office to be a champion of the black agenda.

From Politico.com:

When President Barack Obama takes the stage here Thursday night at the NAACP’s annual conference, he will be greeted by a base of black supporters who see him as the crowning achievement in the struggle for civil rights. Six months into his presidency, there are few signs that black support for Obama is softening.

Yet, many are hoping to hear from Obama something that they have yet to hear—specific plans to address the black agenda. READ MORE…

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