America’s Next Top Model Jumps The Shark
America’s Next Top Model Cycle 13 finally jumps the shark with the shortest cast in the show’s history. The chicks in cycle 13 range in height from 5′-3″ (LOL) to 5′-7″. Host Tyra Banks wasn’t joking when they said she had love for the short chicks, but Tyra should stop calling them models and refer to them as model rejects since that’s what they are.
No one in the modeling industry takes this show seriously any more, and this cycle will probably kill off the ratings for good.
After the break is a sampling of the contestants in the new cycle. You can peep the rest of the cast members on ONTD.
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Bianca
Age: 21
Hometown: Columbia, South Carolina (currently Washington, D.C.)
Occupation: Student
Height: 5’7
This is my personal favorite (although I know she won’t win). Notice how she pulls off the bald look better than Solange by shaping up her ages and loosening her tight curls with a texturizer?
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Ashley
Age: 22
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois (currently Brooklyn, New York)
Occupation: Artist
Height: 5’6″
Ashley looks boring, like she couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation for 5 minutes without looking over her shoulder to see what man just entered the room. I can see a beat down in her future. This chick will take your man and then blame you for not being woman enough to keep him.
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Sundai
Age: 18
Hometown: Bakersfield, California
Occupation: Student
Height: 5’3″
Sundai is only 5′-3″ and needs a reality check real bad. Modeling is not in her future.
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LuLu
Age: 19
Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
Occupation: Student
Height: 5’7
I’m not feeling LuLu. She just doesn’t scream model material to me.
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Sooooooooo this is a Stick-Figure contest ???
Well, I hope they keep some sisters on through the whole season….
I have a friend who went to the auditions for this season and she runs circles and squares around these girls you just showcased. WOW…this season is going to be pretty bad. That show needs to go off the air anyway…
Wonder if they’ll show the stampede that happened.
iscream Says:
Wonder if they’ll show the stampede that happened.
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It would be more intersting. The second girl looks alright. I was wondering where is Charles with his “hoodrat” comment.
nah, tyra selling a pipe dream to these lil chicks. when the year is up for the winner, do you even hear from them again? eva is probably the only one you see, but lets face it, she seemed like a go getter from day one, so that would come as no surprise. adrian married a brady, but what are the rest doing?
ewwww….they look boring!
bring the big bishes back Tyra!! 5’7 and up. lol
but Alana, did ur circle running friend make it?
There’s a few chicks from ANTM that’s doing it.
YaYa and Mercedes is in commercials and movies. Caridee is doing it modeling overseas and stateside. Oh, Tocarra blew up after she didn’t win. One of the winner’s had her own show on E, but I dont remember what it was called. lol
I see girls from ANTM all the time. But, I follow the show really hard.
Girl on the top is fierce! I want her to win. I am biased though lol. She was smart, she shaved her hair before they had a chance to jack it up. GET it mija!
Sandra, I know you see that girl’s hair is so low, she probably only adds a dash of oil and that’s it.
God is trying to tell me something…
Toccara went on to do that celebrated Vogue Italia issue. Not bad at all. I hear it’s a collector’s edition.
I can’t WAIT!!…..when does it come on??!! Somebody please tell me!
Ashley looks boring, like she couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation for 5 minutes without looking over her shoulder to see what man just entered the room. I can see a beat down in her future. This chick will take your man and then blame you for not being woman enough to keep him.
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I suppose thats for her being LSLH? smh
and while they wont be runway…they can do print
but moreover, models are no longer a ‘household name’ the pop and randb singers has took over (Rihanna, beyonce to name a few)
What they need to do is add MEN!!!!
The girl who won the 2nd season Yohanna (I think that’s her name the Camile was on) was on one of those VH1 reality model shows.
Well they’re different types of modelling, they should consider hand or foot modelling, maybe there’s a market for collarbone models
“maybe there’s a market for collarbone models”
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*DEAD*
Ashley only looks dumb to Sandra because she is LSLH. lol
Actually, LuLu looks like a model to me. She doesn’t look like she is only 5′ 7″ with legs that long.
Sandra, how do you know that girl has a texturizer? My natural hair is very coily and I LOOK like I have a texturizer, but no chemicals touch my head!
@KaraZ
It WOULD definitely have to include BONES because the Meat portion is very lacking… I THOUGHT about John-T in “The Taking of Pelham 123″ when he was talking about Iceland & this AZZ-Model he was dating back in the day
LOL
KaraZ Says:
maybe there’s a market for collarbone models
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OK, that made me laugh out loud.
Guess we all got a lil Michael fever.
LL Cool J claims Michael Jackson “came to him in a dream”.
The rapper insists the words to his remix of Jackson’s hit ‘Billie Jean’ were penned by the late singer himself.
The 41-year-old musician – whose real name is James Todd Smith – told Billboard magazine : “Michael was one of my childhood idols and has always been a great inspiration to me.
“After hearing the tragic news of Michael Jackson’s death, the lyrics for the ‘Billie Jean’ remix came to me in a dream.”
Smith scribbled down the song as soon as he woke up and decided to call it ‘Billie Jean Dream: Written by Michael Jackson’.
I just went through some of the posts….that t.i post lol…mannn….i miss posts like that
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I’m actually surprised its still on…
Sandra you are seeing a lot in those pics. Bianca’s hair appears to be too short to have texurizer in it and even if it does I can’t see it. And how on earth did you get all that from Ashley’s pic?
Anyway, I agree this season is for entertainment purposes only. These women will not have modeling careers beyond this show. Maybe they can move on to other reality shows or acting if their lucky. Of course I’ll still watch.
Great photography, they look tall tome. I’m going fo rthe Bakersfield chick CALIFORNIA LOOOOOOOVE
Are we forgetting that one of the biggest supermodels of our time is only 5’6? I say short girls do your thing. Somebody has to break the mold.
Okay, I wrote my diss post. If folks keep it up, I will take it to youtube. LOL
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com/2009/08/friends-how-many-have-them.html
Darn, I am 5’7″. I didn’t know I was short. LOL
My daughter is 11 years old and she is 5’6″. She got it honestly. My husband is 6’3″.
whew i just made it by being 5’8ish but too bad im too old to be a model at 28..i guess i’ll try that older mature modeling show “she got the look”. even though top model has gotten quite boring since eva won, im addicted to it because im a loyal top model fan from cycle 1 and i can live my old modeling career through these chics! plus i like the ideas of the photoshoots!
well i’m all for short girls. i’m short at 5’4 and it sucks that i can’t be considered to model