Celeb Style: BeYAWNce

I avoided posting these pics of Beyonce from the weekend, because I don’t post Beyonce pics 24/7 like that Your Beyonce Fanatic blog. And because most of you have already ripped her a new one over that dreadful Rick James wig. So what else was there left for me to say?
The Fashion Critic, who always has something nice to say even if a celeb looks like a disaster, points out that the bag Bey was carrying is a Christian Dior Samourai 1947 woven frame bag that retails for $4,200! Now anyone who would pay $4,000 for a ugly handbag like that has no class or sense of style. She deserves to be broke by the time she’s 40.
Fashion Critic said Bey’s polka dot playsuit was cute. Yes, cute on a Chihuahua, but not on a fully grown woman. Beyonce accessorized the outfit with a large Chanel waist belt, a pearl necklace, and black peep-toes heels. Fashion Critic said even though Bey spent thousands on her outfit, the overall look was cheap.
I totally agree.
Celeb Style: Lil Kim, Bringing Sexy Back

Is it just me, or is rapper Lil Kim starting to look normal again? It’s obvious Kim has abandoned her skin lightening regimen to once again embrace her brown complexion. We’re so happy that Kim has kicked her self-hating habits.
Last night, Kim was spotted at the VIP room in NYC. She stepped out wearing a cute shimmering dress with gold embellished detail, and a gorgeous Louis Vuitton handbag that Tiny would die for!
Isn’t it amazing that Kim has stepped her style game way up while Beyonce’s has fallen off tremendously?
Carmelo Anthony Suing Former Business Manager For $2 Million

Have you ever noticed that certain celebs and sports figure spend money recklessly, and then one day when that cash is gone they try to blame others for their lack of discipline?
That might be the case with Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony, who is suing his former business manager for $2 million in lost assets.
Anthony filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Sacramento, California on Monday claiming that Larry W. Harmon, and employees of Larry Harmon & Associates “breached their fiduciary duties” by transferring $1.75 mil out of his account, into an account owned by Harmon.
“It is reprehensible that professional athletes are so often victimized,” said ‘Melo’s attorney Robert W. Hirsh, who is seeking the approximately $2 million in lost assets plus punitive damages. Actually, it makes complete sense why professional athletes are so often victimized.
This couldn’t happen if Anthony was paying attention to the cash flowing in and out of his bank accounts. How do you not notice that $1.75 million is missing? It seems rappers and NBA players are ripe for the picking by anyone from jumpoffs to accountants, and even attorneys, because professional athletes are not exactly rocket scientists. Why do you think they spawn so many illegitimate babies?
Melo should be suing himself for being stupid.
Tyler Perry is pissed

When I saw this message posted on director/playwright Tyler Perry’s website, I just assumed he was pissed because one of his former tricks outed him the airline lost his monogram Louis Vuitton luggage. But that’s not the case. Read on to see what’s got Tyler so riled up:
I’m back from Vegas and had a great time at the Hoodies, but I gotta give a quick WARNING to all my Facebookers, Twitters and TylerPerry board members: I’m so pissed right now!
I’m sitting in my den writing, minding my own business, when I get an email from my staff saying that someone put an ad up on Craigslist saying that I was casting a movie in L.A., and in order to be considered for this (FAKE) Tyler Perry movie, you have to join their club for $29.95. THAT IS A LIE, don’t fall for it. These folks are trying to rip you off. I hate for people to prey on people’s dreams and hopes. Why don’t people get a job and stop trying to steal folks’ hard-earned money….Ugh, that makesme mad; let me breathe.
Okay listen my dear folks, if anyone asks you to pay in order to do an audition or pay a fee to join a club to put you in a movie, please don’t fall for it. That’s not how it works in this business. It’s free to audition for any film. I’m calling my lawyers about these THIEVES! You’re my best help here, so please do me a favor and send this out to all your followers and friends.
Thanks,
TP
Photo: Wireimage/Getty
Cougar Alert: Fizz and Boog Are Making A Comeback

Tanya, a Fizz and Boog fanatic, wanted me to let you know that the duo, formerly of B2K, has a new single called “Bounce” on the soundtrack for the straight-to-DVD movie Bring It On: Fight to the Finish, starring Christina Milian and directed by How U Doin Bille Woodruff. Why is it that all of all of Bille Woodruff’s movies go straight to DVD?
Anyway, “Bounce” will be available for download on iTunes on August 25th. And the laughable Bring It On: Fight to the Finish will be available on DVD and Blu-Ray Hi Def, September 1st.
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LISTEN: Fizz and Boog – Bounce

R.Kelly ft. Keri Hilson – Number 1
Keri Hilson has the #4 single on the billboard charts this week and disgraced singer R.Kelly is desperate for a comeback hit. So the two artists collaborated on this single entitled “Number 1″ off his ninth studio album, “Untitled”. I have no love for R.Kelly at all, but the track is bangin’.
What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Everything is wrong with this picture. Pop icon Madonna celebrated her 51st birthday on a yacht in Portofino, Italy with her two African props, David Banda and Mercy James — and her 22-year-old boyfriend, Jesus Luz. This relationship is highly inappropriate and I’m not entirely convinced that Madonna isn’t using these children for publicity purposes.
Madonna and Luz were photographed kissing — tongue all down each other’s throats — in full view of the kids. Where were her Caucasian children, Lourdez and Rocco in the midst of all this debauchery?
Photo source: Bauer-Griffin


