Old school rapper Jay Z laughs off his fans’ hopes that he will run for president one day. Jay thinks his criminal past (drug dealing) and rap career would make him an easy target for the media (LOL). But don’t we already have a narcissistic president with a shadowy past in the White House now?

We don’t know a thing about Barack Obama’s early adult years. He has no past great political accomplishments that we know of other than community organizing. Yet Barack’s pot smoking and cocaine snorting days didn’t keep him from being elected president, did it?

Shawn shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss his pipe dreams of one day becoming the first 100% black, narcissistic president of the United States. Who would have thought that a half black man who voted “present” 130 times in his 2 short years as an Illinois state senator would one day be president?

And who would have imagined that Barack Obama, in only 8 months in office, would have an approval rating of just 42% — only 2 points higher than Richard Nixon’s approval rating when he was impeached from office.

I say give Jay Z a running shot at the presidency in 2012. By then, this country will still be mired in a deep recession and unemployment will hover at around 25-30%. Schools will be nothing more than a training ground for Obama’s Youth Corps. There will only be one bank in the entire U.S. and it will be government run.

America will be renamed the United States Republic of China — now that Obama has gone and pissed China off by imposing a tariff on imported tires. And all television and radio stations will merge into one state run channel broadcasting anti-American music and Van Jones’ Greatest Hits all day.

By 2012, Obama will have succeeded in destroying America as we now know it. Jay Z cant possibly do any worse.


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Tennis superstar Serena Williams was disqualified from the U.S. Open in Flushing Meadow, NY for getting gangster with a line judge during the semifinals on Saturday. The line judge picked the wrong time to call a questionable foot fault on Serena who was already having a bad day.

What got into Serena? She must have thought she was still on the streets of Compton when she pointed a racket at the tiny Asian line judge and screamed, “If I could, I would take this f***ing ball and shove it down your f***ing throat!”

We can all agree that was probably the wrong choice of words for her to use what with 25 hot mics surrounding the court and cameras rolling all over the venue. I’ve never seen Serena so gully, but then I don’t watch much tennis anymore either.

I recall a time back in the day when John McEnroe used to throw fits and rackets all over the court. He not only cussed out the line judges and the umpires frequently, but he verbally abused the ball boys too. Still, I don’t remember John ever getting tossed from the court.

But this is 2009, and you’d best believe that if you’re black — and your name is not Barack Obama — you’re not getting a pass this year or for the next few years going forward. White guilt ended when Obama was elected. So get used to it.

According to loyal reader Kemi of Hiphossip.com, the Kanye and Taylor Swift incident on the MTV VMAs last night was a staged publicity stunt. Supposedly, Beyonce wasn’t in on the stunt, but I doubt that.

I should have known. Whenever you put attention an whore like Kanye West together with MTV, some bullsht is going to occur. That’s why I no longer waste my time watching awards shows.

You already know what happened last night, so I won’t repeat it. But recall that MTV also pulled a similar stunt with Eminem and Borat at the MTV Music Awards back in June.

Obviously this current publicity stunt was a bold move by MTV to thrust a country music artist into the forefront of music. It’s a sign of the times when hip hop artists like Kanye and Eminem are used as coons and comedic props instead of as performing artists.

Maybe it’s me but it seems like this is the first major awards show in a long time where the emphasis was placed more on rock acts and country music acts than hip hop artists.

Taylor Swift has sold over 10 million albums collectively in the world this year and she holds the record for song downloads this year: 20 million. Meanwhile, Jay Z sold around 350K measly copies of his album The Blueprint 3 in the first week. And he may not go gold before Christmas.

That means there’s been a seismic shift in the music universe from hip hop to more traditional acts.

Rappers and hip hoppers better realize that they are now a dying breed.

A mentally unhinged Kanye West ruined what should have been a momentous achievement for 19-year-old Taylor Swift tonight at the VMA’s.

Swift had just won the award for Best Female Video when Kanye rushed on stage, grabbed the mic out of her hand and said, “I’ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!” The audience rightfully booed his azz off the stage. You can always expect that fool to cut up at an awards show.

Swift, a country music superstar, has combined album sales of 10 million worldwide and has sold over 20 million song downloads.

In a move that’s sure to anger the Big Cahoona (pictured above), the Census bureau cut ties with the community organizing group ACORN yesterday after the group’s criminal activity was brought to light in hidden camera videos that hit the Internets earlier this week.

As most of you know, Barack Hussein Obama trained ACORN members in community organization tactics when he was an Illinois state senator.

What you probably don’t know is, after Obama was elected president, his chief of staff, Rham Emanuel, attempted to seize control of the census bureau from the Commerce Department, but the power grab was shot down after a public outcry.

Shady Obama then announced ACORN as a “national partner” in the 2010 census. Obama and the Dems also funneled over $8 billion of your tax dollars to ACORN in the last stimulus package.

Part of the loot would have gone to hiring staff and training volunteers to “collect” census data in 2010.

The Democrats (and Obama) were counting on unscrupulous ACORN members to tamper with the collection “data” that would magically inflate the number of Democrats in urban districts and give the Democrats control over Congress in 2010.

But that won’t be happening now, thanks to a very brave man who heads the Census bureau.

Robert M. Groves, Census director sent a letter to the National Headquarters of ACORN yesterday informing the group that it was severing all ties for the 2010 census work.

Citing “sufficient concern” from the public over past investigations against ACORN for multiple acts of voter registration fraud, Groves wrote:

“Unfortunately, we no longer have confidence that our national partnership agreement is being effectively managed through your many local offices. For the reasons stated, we therefore have decided to terminate the partnership.”

Meanwhile two more ACORN workers were fired in Washington DC Friday after they were caught on tape advising a couple posing as a pimp and prostitute how to evade federal taxes and set up an illegal brothel in the city.

Less than 24 hours earlier, ACORN fired two Baltimore city workers who were also caught on hidden camera giving the same couple tips to evade taxes and smuggle underage girls into the country to be exploited as sex workers.

Not surprisingly, HotAir.com has learned that Baltimore City State’s Attorneys Office is initiating an investigation — not into ACORN’s criminal activities — but into a possible eavesdropping violation against filmmaker James O’Keefe (the fake pimp) because the audio portion of his videos “could possibly have been obtained in violation of Maryland Law.”

Coincidentally, the State Attorney is a Democrat who donated the maximum amount to Obama’s presidential campaign last year.

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A shook Virginia Councilman today took back every word he said to a TMZ.com reporter about Chris Brown’s community service hard labor.

Councilman Doug Conner told the reporter — in great detail — how the convicted felon and woman beater would report for work at 8 a.m. where he would be bussed to a roadside site to begin pulling up weeds and clearing brush.

Bloggers anticipated the moment when we would see the images of Chris Brown wearing a bright orange reflector vest — sweat dripping from his brow as he toiled in the blazing sun with that dumb expression on his face.

Ah, but it was too good to be true. The Councilman denies saying any of it.

Here is his press release:

“The statements and information ascribed to me yesterday in the article on the celebrity news website TMZ regarding singer Chris Brown are inaccurate and untrue.

I have no personal knowledge of, or information regarding, the singer Chris Brown. In speaking to a TMZ reporter, I simply related my experience with my own individual monthly District Cleanup Project in which I utilize the services of a community service program administered by the Richmond Sheriff’s Office.

Some points I want to make very clear are:
I have no knowledge of any legal arrangements regarding Chris Brown.

Richmond, Virginia does not have a ‘hard labor program.’

Virginia Commonwealth University does not have gang graffiti.

I have no knowledge of any clothing attire regarding the singer Chris Brown.

I have no knowledge of any times or schedules regarding anything to do with the singer Chris Brown.

I have no knowledge of any purported duties regarding the singer Chris Brown.

I have no knowledge of any purported management or supervision regarding the singer Chris Brown.

Richmond does not have a ‘Department of Corrections.’

I am unaware of any purported transportation arrangements regarding Chris Brown.” Read more…

Jermaine Jackson shed a tear when he found out his Michael Jackson tribute concert in Vienna was canceled. Supposedly the concert will take place next year, but don’t count on it. Jackson can thank TMZ.com and other online media for ruining his big payday. Everything was fine until the media outlets started asking around and found out the concert was one big scam, and the “headliners” didn’t even know they were headlining the show! What will Jermaine think of next?

Singer Solange Knowles was spotted in Bryant Park in soggy NYC today with her son Daniel. They were both attending a NY Fashion week event, which explains the bored look on their faces.

The paps spotted actress Queen Latifah on the set of her new film Valentine’s Day in Los Angeles today. Big girls LOVE Queen Latifah. She’s a role model for all women who love the skin they’re in!

Photos: AP, SPLASH NEWS, Buzz Foto

According to Popcrunch.com, a spurned request to join him in group sex led to NFL player Shawne Merriman choking and battering tiny reality TV personality Tila Tequila. Yea, he’s mixed.

According to 10News.com, the fight that lead to Merriman’s arrest last weekend after Tequila walked into his bedroom she found him with two other women. After the NFL asked her to join them, Tequila stormed out and threatened to have sex with one of his friends, that’s when Merriman allegedly tossed the 4-foot-11-inch star to the ground and began violently choking her.

Merriman denies attacking his girlfriend of two months and insists he was simply trying to keep a very intoxicated Tila from driving under the influence.