Sources over in London say burlesque singer Beyonce was so tipsy when she arrived back at her London hotel that she had to be held upright by security to keep her from falling flat on her face! How embarrassing for mama Knowles to have an alcoholic for a daughter and a serial cheater for a husband?
And what is up with old man Jay Z — who turns 40 on Dec. 4 — constantly grabbing his chicklets in public? Does he have a bad case of the crabs? Is the itching so intense that he can’t help but to scratch while the paparazzi fire away? What an embarrassing couple.
I’m not done yet. Why is Beyonce holding her arm like that? Did her hubby Jay Z twist it after seeing those photos leaked online of her sneaking out of a Berlin hotel with her side piece, Julius? And why is she dressed like a showgirl? OK I’m done.
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