FanMAIL: I Warned You Guys About This!
In a post from July, I wrote:
A word of caution to all married (and unmarried but attached) men who can’t resist the urge to step outside of your relationships: Don’t sleep.
Back in the day, when the black community still had values and high morals, men would still creep. But it was understood that a man never went to sleep with a jumpoff in his hotel room.
The true playa’s motto was: hit it then quit it. They never let their emotions get involved because they valued what they had at home.
About 6 years ago, I received a letter from a reader. Inside the letter was a photo of an industry baller sound asleep in what looked like a hotel room. In his open hand lay a sex toy.
The letter author was, of course, a pissed jumpoff. In her lengthy letter she asked me to put him on blast by posting the letter and photo on my website. I declined her request due to the fact that I knew him and he was a genuinely nice guy.
Well, I don’t know L.A. Reid’s son Aaron Reid, but another pissed jump off emailed the above pic to Worldstar Hip Hop of Aaron sleeping in a hotel room with his wee wee sticking out of his pants.
Since this is a family-oriented blog, I won’t post the pic. But I’m sure others have so it shouldn’t be too hard to find.
heres what she said ”
I want to stay anonymous, but i met Aaron Reid recently in Miami. I know you may have some sort of connect on him, but anywayyzz…… He was cocky as hell, but i still agreed to have sex with him. After 10 minutes he was out and left me disappointed!!!!!!! So PLEASE put this asshole on BLASST!!!!
Attached is a pic of his LITTLE wee wee hanging out his PJ’s!!!!Thanks,
Ms. Anonymous”
By the way rappers and celebs, always make sure you pay these strippers, jump offs, etc. off so this won’t happen to you. Trust me, it’s not a pleasure for them to sleep with you just because you’re a celeb. They want to be paid — or at least buy them a Coach bag or something.
Celebs Out & About: Who Socked Rihanna in Her Eye?
Pop icon Rihanna and her BFF Melissa arrived back at their hotel in London, England yesterday. And it appears that Rihanna has a nasty looking bump over her left eye leading to rampant speculation about how she got it. We were overly concerned so we reached out to RiRi’s manager inquiring about the bump. We don’t really expect a response but at least we tried.
What is this bag Rihanna is carrying? A new Louis? I was at both Louis Vuitton stores over the weekend — the one at Phillips and the Lenox store — and I don’t recall seeing this. It looks like two fanny packs hooked together. Why do the celebs always get the goods before we do?
Photos: Splash News Online
Complex Mag’s Top 10 Style Trends of the 2000s
Complex Magazine, who fancies themselves style aficionados, have decided what the Top 10 Style Trends of the 2000s are, and who started the trends.
I’m kind of disappointed in the fact that Complex paid homage to Beyonce and others who would be lost if it weren’t for their stylists. Yet they mention Rihanna only twice. RiRi may not be the best singer, but she has left her mark on the industry in terms of fashion, hair and starting trends.
See if you recognize your personal style in any of these trends.
10. Big-frame Sunglasses
PIONEERS: Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, the Olsen twins
COMPLEX SAYS: There’s no better way for a chick to hide her bleary hangover face during a walk of shame. The less we see of that, the better.
9. Pencil Skirts
PIONEERS: Hayden Panettiere, Kim Kardashian
COMPLEX SAYS: There’s always one betty in the office that everyone has the hots for, and chances are she dresses something like this…in your fantasies.
8. Trifey Accessories
PIONEERS: J. Lo, Teyana Taylor, Kimora Lee, Keri Hilson
COMPLEX SAYS: Word to LL—we love an around-the-way girl, even if she’s a fake one. There’s just something ’bout name plates, door knockers, and three-finger rings that says, “Sure, a dinner date at McDonalds sounds great!”
SR SAYS: How could Complex leave Rihanna out of this category when it’s obvious she is a pioneer of the junk jewelry craze? And why is Teyana Taylor’s name mentioned anywhere in this article?
7. High-top sneakers
PIONEERS: Cassie, Amber Rose
COMPLEX SAYS: We love sneakers, so it’s only logical that chicks in kicks is a WIN in our book—as long as she doesn’t have WNBA-size feet.
SR SAYS: So high-top sneakers weren’t a trend until Amber Rose started it? HA HA HA!
6. Platform Heels
PIONEERS: Beyoncé
COMPLEX SAYS: Heels instantly enhance the hind quarters of any female and add definition to leg muscles. There’s something to be said about a chick that can handle her business with heels on. They just make everything better.
SR SAYS: Wow. Is Beyonce really the only celeb who pioneered the high heel platform pumps? SMH.
See the bottom 5 after the break!
Celebs Out & About: Sammy Sosa Celebrates His 41st Birthday
Former baseball slugger Sammy Sosa celebrated his birthday with his wife Sonia on his arm at the famed Fontainebleau Hotel on Miami Beach over the weekend.
Sosa turned 41 on Nov. 12. He looks like a peacock strutting his new light skin around the room. His new skin has brought him a lot of attention since his public debut at a Latin awards event two weeks ago.
At first Sosa tried to deny the obvious. But then he decided to come clean and admit he used bleaching cream all along to lighten his complexion to the more socially acceptable whiter hue. Sosa said his new look is the result of a “bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and it whitens my skin some.”
Some?
But did Sammy really use bleaching cream all over his body, which would seem impractical? Or did he get the injections like Michael Jackson did, which works faster in the bloodstream and gives him an overall even skin tone?
Whatever he used to achieve his results, it worked. He’s obviously happy to be accepted into the white society in his community.
Is Beyonce Drunk Again? And Does Jay Z Have the Crabs?
Sources over in London say burlesque singer Beyonce was so tipsy when she arrived back at her London hotel that she had to be held upright by security to keep her from falling flat on her face! How embarrassing for mama Knowles to have an alcoholic for a daughter and a serial cheater for a husband?
And what is up with old man Jay Z — who turns 40 on Dec. 4 — constantly grabbing his chicklets in public? Does he have a bad case of the crabs? Is the itching so intense that he can’t help but to scratch while the paparazzi fire away? What an embarrassing couple.
I’m not done yet. Why is Beyonce holding her arm like that? Did her hubby Jay Z twist it after seeing those photos leaked online of her sneaking out of a Berlin hotel with her side piece, Julius? And why is she dressed like a showgirl? OK I’m done.
Photos: Splash News Online
New Music: Ron Artest of the L.A. Lakers – Blind
HA HA HA HA HA! 
Celebs Out & About
Songbird Mariah Carey dressed a little more respectably in London yesterday. You recall last week she wore a crack-revealing mini-skirt that required her to remain upright at all times. We think she toned it down because her husband Nick Cannon suddenly showed up at her hotel and ordered her to “cover up right now!” Husbands are funny like that. They don’t mind their slutty side pieces jiggling all over the place. But not their wives!
I almost forgot that Mariah is pregnant.
Legendary pop singer Janet Jackson celebrated the release of her new album “Number Ones” while her adoring fans organized an impromptu flash mob dance in her honor at The Grove in Los Angeles, CA on Saturday. She looks so happy and content.
Formula One race car driver Lewis Hamilton and his former flame Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Dolls) are back on again. The two spent a quiet afternoon having dinner at the famed IV Shore restaurant in Santa Monica on Sunday.
