Mariah Carey Knows What Black Men Like
If you notice, most black women dress and style their hair to appeal to other women even though they are not lesbionic.
If a chick buys a pair of $2,000 Christian Louboutin heels, you can bet she is not trying to impress her man with that new purchase. Most men don’t have a clue what a Christian Louboutin shoe looks like — they just pay for it.
Now when it comes to weight, that’s a different story. Black women know that black men prefer a little meat on their bones. So they jump on and off the scales and consume quirky diet products to make sure that they remain comfortably within the range of “thick” and juicy.
For example, singer Mariah Carey — who is mixed — was skin and bones before she married actor Nick Cannon. But over time, she has put on weight — probably because her black man asked her to. Now she is thick and juicy just the way black men like.
And she’s wearing Louboutin pumps — just the way black women like.
Morning Glory: CoCo *NSFW*
It’s been a while since I posted a Morning Glory. Today’s Morning Glory is CoCo, Ice T’s wife, wearing a brunette lacefront. No other details are available about this erotic photo shoot. I got these pics off a male’s blog and typical of males, they were only interested in posting her ample assets.
Yes, everything about CoCo is fake, but you men don’t care about minor details like that. So have it after the break!
Muslim Soldier Kills 13, Wounds 30 in Shooting Rampage At Fort Hood
According to online reports, a Muslim soldier based at Fort Hood, Texas opened fire on military personnel at the base Thursday killing 13 and wounding 30 before he was taken into custody.
Reports say Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan shouted “Allahu Akbar,” which is Arabic for “God is great!” before opening fire with handguns.
Hasan, a lifelong Muslim, was a committed soldier with no extremist views, according to his imam at a mosque Hasan regularly attended. Hasan wore his uniform to prayers, according to the AP.
Authorities originally thought they killed Hasan during an intense shootout following the rampage. But Hasan was found alive and hospitalized in stable condition.
Hasan was apparently unhappy about being deployed to Iraq. He had hoped that Barack Obama would pull out o the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and got into frequent arguments with other soldiers about the war. that should have been a red flag that something was amiss.
In an effort to explain how a soldier using handguns could kill and wound so many, officials explained that “friendly fire” and ricocheting bullets may have contributed to the deaths. Responding military officials may have shot some of the victims accidentally.
Authorities initially thought three soldiers were involved. But two soldiers taken into custody were released yesterday without charges.
A personal note to my readers…
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Casting Call for Female Comedians
ATLANTA CASTING CALL
Seeking Female Comedians for New Reality Television Show
Calling all female COMICS! Are you a female comedian or a female that has always wanted to break into the industry? Fastlane Pictures/Wayans Girl Productions are now casting for a new reality show just for you.
Do your friends always tell you that you are funny? Do you love to make people laugh? Well come out Monday and make your dreams come true
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WHERE: Uptown Comedy Club
800 Marietta Street
Atlanta, GA 30318
WHEN: Monday, November 9th @ 7:00PM
Please prepare 2 to 3 minutes of material for the audition.
8 comedians will be chosen to participate in this unique opportunity.
All participants chosen will receive a day rate of pay for each day of filming.
To RSVP, please contact Sanedria Potter at sanedriap@fastlanepictures.com
Photo of the Day: Beyonce’s Cellulite
Loyal reader Kelly sent us this pic of Beyonce performing during the EMAs. Her scanty corset couldn’t hide Bey’s cellulite. Beyonce’s cellulite contradicts her claims that she works out regularly. I don’t see where she works out, but I’m not a Beyonce Stan so I really would hardly notice.
Celebs Out & About: Rihanna!
After landing in Los Angeles where she shares a home with her BFF Melissa, Rihanna stepped out for a night of partying at Wonderland nightclub. I’m not feeling the shades but everything else works for me.
