Pop singer Alicia Keys, who clearly still gets those expensive mustard facials, went shopping with her boyfriend Swizz Beatz, aka Toucan Sam yesterday at Christain Louboutin in NY’s West Village. It’s not clear who actually spent the money, but we’re going to take a wild guess that it was Alicia since she seems to be the one in control of the relationship. We’re almost positive she rules Toucan and their household. He looks so beat down every time you see them out.

More evidence that Swizz is a punk came when he took to the social networking site Twitter this week to argue with his ex. What real man does that? It’s clear that Alicia Keys — like Angie Martinez — goes for the weak, pathetic brothas who won’t challenge their authority.

Here’s a tip for Swizz: a real man keeps his family together for the sake of the kids no matter what. Hopefully Swizz and AK wont have a son together since there is no one in that relationship to show him how to be a man.

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