Beyonce wishes she still had the shape she did 5 years ago when this photo was originally taken. Has anyone seen the pics of Bey and Jay on the yacht in the French Riviera? Don’t they get tired of taking random vacations?

According to British tabloids, Jay Z is getting frustrated with Beyonce’s refusals to have a baby by him. Would you have a baby by Jay Z and risk the chances of the kid looking like a baby camel? I’m just being real. Plus, Beyonce is what, 34, 35? She’s still young and doesn’t want a kid derailing her career even though Rihanna has already derailed it.



  • Vneezy

    I love it Sandra, it may be hate but it is too funny! 34 or 35? Baby Camel LOL!

  • missy

    Did the camel kick her so she could suck in her stomach…..Because it is clear she sucked her stomach in

  • Dorcely

    Jay Z has a very unfortunate face :coffee:

  • Tyzgurl

    I think B is a little thicker than that!!! Diets that work????? Yeah…lipo and tummy tucks every once in a while will do it.

  • http://www.myspace.com/importantblackwomen Necelove

    Thats something I know they discussed before getting married. I would like to see their baby. Maybe he or she might get B’s features.

  • Krysi J

    A BABY CAMEL!!??
    ———————

    😮 ……. :rofl:

    Sandra you worse than Civil!

  • Vneezy

    Oh and not sure about the whole Rihanna thing and that picture looks airbrushed like a mofo! I can’t stand Beyonce nowadays but I think she’s entitled to wait until she’s ready to have a child. I don’t think her ego can withstand a lil version of herself getting more attention. IMO.

  • missy

    That pic looks a little photo shop ..& Beyonce looks a little young……I see the camel had extra spit for that hair when she took this pic…. you can’t go in a mag with a dry weave/lace front

  • therapist1911

    as much as I love Beyonce….that pics is circa 2004 or so.

    I’ve seen her in person and she is actually smaller than what she looks on camera (tv/film/photos).

    Has anyone seen the pics of Bey and Jay on the yacht in the French Riviera? Don’t they get tired of taking random vacations?
    ___________________________________________________________

    Who the hell would get tired of vacationing? That sounds like pure envy.

    Who cares when and how they have children?

    Rhianna derailed whose career….her owns??? I like her too but to think she has stop Beyonce’s career is delusional

  • EJLOVE

    OMG Obama is at it again!!! he knows that a baby from
    Bey n’J would bring world peace! and he does not want that so he sent his NWO peeps to threaten to kill her and he also made the tabloids use an OLD photo of her!!!! just to get us upset!!!!
    :coffee:

  • flsun99

    Team Bey & Jay! Whatever Sandra! :rolleyes:

  • nika405

    Shoot I want to take random a@# vacations…cause just taking days off from work to get away from the crazies is not getting it.

  • Krysi J

    OMG Obama is at it again!!! he knows that a baby from
    Bey n’J would bring world peace! and he does not want that so he sent his NWO peeps to threaten to kill her and he also made the tabloids use an OLD photo of her!!!! just to get us upset!!
    ——————————————————-

    :rolleyes: moving along….

    yea she did suck that stomach in, but her waist is still small so it wasn’t that serious?? :shrugs:

  • chase

    I like me some b and j….. but I would not b mad at them if they took a permanent vacation from music..can u say over exposed!!!

  • missmiami

    She looked her best in the Crazy in Love video. Around her first cd

  • ladedj1819

    BEY IS SUCKING HER STOMACH IN HELL I DO THAT TO WHEN I TAKE PICS

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    yall know she almost passed out from holdin her breath and they probably had to take numerous pics to get the right one

  • mirsmommy

    :rofl: Missy and Dorcely, I can’t even send yall to the Kona no more. Yall need solitary confinement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

    beyonce is sucking that stomach in MIGHTY hard

  • missy

    PSA

    *I quit this bish I am going back to lurking this ish. getting mad petty….yo….so flcuk this I am going back to lurking…Before I have to pop off on some folks today..I don’t feel like feeding into the petty ish…it is funny the first time but the 4-5 time fluck it I was trying to be the peace maker but I quit this bish..*

  • mirsmommy

    Why does Bey-Nappy remind me of the female version of Waterboy????

    “Daddy says, suck in yo tummy real tight so we can fool the public once again.”

  • missy

    & the hypocrisy…..Lawd I am going to lurk in this bish….

    *walks out* & lurks

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    NOOOOOOOO MISSY!!!!!!! THE KONA WONT BE AS FUN WITHOUT YOU

  • mirsmommy

    missy Says:

    PSA

    *I quit this bish I am going back to lurking this ish. getting mad petty….yo….so flcuk this I am going back to lurking…Before I have to pop off on some folks today..I don’t feel like feeding into the petty ish…it is funny the first time but the 4-5 time fluck it I was trying to be the peace maker but I quit this bish..*
    _____________________________________________________

    :blink: What happened??? What I miss? :popcorn:

  • ladedj1819

    BEY PROBABLY DON’T WANT THEM CRAB CAKES ON HER

  • missmiami

    I want them to have a kid because I think bey would be an awesome mom and the kid would have hella swag. Seriously, she seems like a good aunt and they can afford it whereas most folks can’t. Either way, I’d take her body from crazy in love or even the one she has now. Am I the only one that WOULD GET LIPO AND A TUMMY TUCK IF I HAD THE FUNDS AND DIDN’T HAVE TO TAKE OUT A LOAN??????? I think not :coffee:

  • missy

    @Brown & mirs. -I will be in the KORNA I will just lurk…….I just talking about the petty ish …….When folks start getting petty & ish on a blog I just cant do it….From folks telling you can’t go offtopic to folks bringing up old ish in the new post trying to make fun of other folks opinion and bringing more drama….I can not ,will not and shall not today….Lurking is where I will go.I’ m not mad I am just over it……

  • ladedj1819

    😀

  • mirsmommy

    I see somebody’s not wearing their butt pads in the photo…. Maybe Jay needed them to pad his hoofs……

    And why do her edges look like a headband????

  • mirsmommy

    missy Says:

    @Brown & mirs. -I will be in the KORNA I will just lurk…….I just talking about the petty ish …….When folks start getting petty & ish on a blog I just cant do it….From folks telling you can’t go offtopic to folks bringing up old ish in the new post trying to make fun of other folks opinion and bringing more drama….I can not ,will not and shall not today….Lurking is where I will go.I’ m not mad I am just over it……
    ____________________________________________________

    🙁 Don’t go. Come on, clown Bey-Wolf with me. 😉

  • Daisy

    Bey n Jay :yawn:

    Teddy said he didnt beat his daughters :popcorn:

    That is all

  • ReadTheBlog

    I know a sucked in stomach when I see one 😀

  • missmiami

    :offtopic: I am probably late but did you guys see that photo of Jamie Foxx circulating????????????

  • Daisy

    @Miss you can finance that tummy tuck that is how I plan on getting mine after I have kids! Please believe it!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    missy are you a govt employee

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    what photo

  • ladedj1819

    TEDDY BEAT THEM HARD HEADED KIDS JUST JOKING I HOPE HE DID’NT HARD TO BELcheers:IEVE BUT THESE DAYS NOTHING SURPRISES ME

  • missy

    I just don’t like folks who belittle folks and their opinions….it isn’t that serious….you don’t make fun of people beliefs and religion……

    @missmiami-I saw thos pics & Jaime looked “HOW you doing?”

    @brown-I am not a govt. employee……..

    & is Teddy trying to say that his daughter did a Sana Lathan in out of time….or yes I did whoop that arse but it was for a good reason……..

  • http://facebook.com/mikaedanstewart mistarie

    Missy, honey…do you want to talk about it? Tell Mistarie what happened…

    WOO WOO WOO

    *People always gotta fukk shyt up. Ya’ll ain’t no fun. This is a blog* :rolleyes:

  • ladedj1819

    WHAT JAMIE FOXX PHOTOS :popcorn

  • mirsmommy

    missmiami Says:

    I am probably late but did you guys see that photo of Jamie Foxx circulating????????????
    ___________________________________________________

    :blink: What pic???

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    As a pimp (Jay) doesn’t the bottom byitch (Bey)….get a come up off the work corner byitch(RiRi) put in.

    In the words of AMERICAN PIMP:
    pimps do what they want to do, hoes do what they told, and a square does what he can

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    was it the one of him naked

  • ladedj1819

    WHAT JAMIE FOX PHOTOS :popcorn:

  • TruGemini

    I heard from some industry “insiders” that Beyonce really is about 35, too…you know they gotta market them younger to get the fan base that they want. Look at Akon wit his old azz…i can’t believe that he got away with claiming to be early / mid 20’s for so long…

  • nika405

    :offtopic: Teddy released his statement saying he didn’t beat them and that they are spoiled. *still looking for the guitar in case son steps out of line again*.

  • Daisy

    @Missy :hug:

  • Krysi J

    @Brown & mirs. -I will be in the KORNA I will just lurk…….I just talking about the petty ish …….When folks start getting petty & ish on a blog I just cant do it….From folks telling you can’t go offtopic to folks bringing up old ish in the new post trying to make fun of other folks opinion and bringing more drama….I can not ,will not and shall not today….Lurking is where I will go.I’ m not mad I am just over it……

    ———————————————————

    aw Missy let those class clowns have dat shyt… who the hell are they?….thats right YOU DONT KNOW, and they don’t know you either….its a BLOG, you see bullshyt and speak bullshyt most days…so please continue to post.

  • kdillon

    Beyonce looks nice in that picture.

    Lets all be real, she is 35 and never having any children. This is why she keeps saying 5yrs from now…. Beyonce maybe doesnt want Jay pushing up on the kids like he does her, just sayin :shrug:

  • missy

    @mistarie-I don’t need help….but thanks……..I just don’t like folks who are quote on quote “mature” but do the most immature ish you could ever do……..But I am not even mad I am just annoyed……..

    I ain’t quitting posting I am lurking…….I need to behave any way so I will lurk in 2010 I am trying to get better…

  • Dorcely

    I believe Bey is 35. I have never seen a pic of her and Schlong together when they are babies. That is because Bey is 12 years older than Schlong

  • ladedj1819

    LETS ALL GET ALONG HERE AUNTIE YOU GOT ANY MORE JUICE GOSSIP BESIDES THIS CAUSE I AM:yawn: so get me some else RHOA or some t.i. and tiny

  • TruGemini

    @ 41:

    Yes ma’am I did see those fukked up photos of Jaime!! :rofl: How he gone ‘splain that one? Guess he gone blame it on the :cheers:

  • cjgrantjr

    SANDRA, YOU ARE TRULY DELUSIONAL.

    NOTHING MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID, YOU SHOULD REALLY SEEK HELP.

    BEY GOT HER 6 INCH GUCCI STILETTO ON YOUR THROAT AND YOU JUST CAN’T TAKE HER.

    …AND I LOVESSSSSSS IT.

  • ladedj1819

    i thought bey was younger than that geez! she better hurry up and get pregnant

  • ladedj1819

    what site is jamie how you doing on?????

  • ReadTheBlog

    Trugemini, he won’t explain them. He doesn’t respond to gossip – most girls don’t – HAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

  • texarican mamacita

    AS I POSTED IN THE PREV POST:

    -Come on guys lets leave the heavy stuff on those type of posts, as long as I have been reading Sandra Rose that’s kinda been the unwritten rule-

    This is supposed to be a fun place so when there is a serious topic and you don’t agree with it or the posts just move on the next and don’t read what you don’t like.

    DONT GOOOO MISSYYY, 😥

  • mirsmommy

    Dorcely Says:

    I believe Bey is 35. I have never seen a pic of her and Schlong together when they are babies. That is because Bey is 12 years older than Schlong
    ___________________________________________________

    :rofl: Am I the only one that thinks Solange is Bey-Nappy’s daughter???? 😆

    😉

  • http://twitter.com/crislex Crislex

    I am frankly tired of bey myself but I will not deny she has a nice body. Also Rihanna has a good looking body as well.

  • missy

    *But that sensitive moment was bought to you by Missy… 😀 *

    Sorry I don’t like to bring an eclipses to your day but you can chin check Missy ………but not with Natalie or GO-Gos sister one…that might knock me out …..You know who I blamed for that moment……annoying people…..Sorry it is just one of those days……not that day….but i’m kinda tired so I am annoyed easily…….

  • texarican mamacita

    ReadTheBlog Says:

    Trugemini, he won’t explain them. He doesn’t respond to gossip – most girls don’t – HAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

    :rofl: ReadTheBlog, I actually pictured him saying that, ew w w w.

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    cjgrantjr Says: SANDRA, YOU ARE TRULY DELUSIONAL.
    NOTHING MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID, YOU SHOULD REALLY SEEK HELP.
    BEY GOT HER 6 INCH GUCCI STILETTO ON YOUR THROAT AND YOU JUST CAN’T TAKE HER. …AND I LOVESSSSSSS IT.
    ___________________
    Awwwww!! I love when family put it down for family!! You go Kelly!!!!! disguised as Solange…defend your siser!!!

  • ladedj1819

    KRYSI J WHAT GIRL YOU COMING UP IN HERE TODAY I NEED SOME JUICY COMMENT LOL I AM IN THE KONA SORRY;)

  • ladedj1819

    I MEANT WHEN YOU COMIN TO COMMENT KRYSI J

  • missy

    ggouch Says:

    cjgrantjr Says: SANDRA, YOU ARE TRULY DELUSIONAL.
    NOTHING MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID, YOU SHOULD REALLY SEEK HELP.
    BEY GOT HER 6 INCH GUCCI STILETTO ON YOUR THROAT AND YOU JUST CAN’T TAKE HER. …AND I LOVESSSSSSS IT.
    ___________________
    Awwwww!! I love when family put it down for family!! You go Kelly!!!!! disguised as Solange…defend your siser!!!

    __________________________________________–

    Every time I say I wanna just lurk people write ish like this :rofl: & :dead:

  • Dorcely

    mirsmommy Says:

    Am I the only one that thinks Solange is Bey-Nappy’s daughter????

    Yes Bey had schlong when she was 12. Juelz is her grandson. The cylcle repeated

  • texarican mamacita

    @missy

    I told you to go take a nap earlier 😆 , my daughter is racked out in her crib and my furry daughter is on the small of my back snoring very loudly. Are you celebrating New Years out of the house?

  • ladedj1819

    I FIGURE THAT WAS SOME OF BEY PEEP UP IN THE HOUSE HEYYYYYYY WHEN SHE COMING TO ALABAMA?

  • ladedj1819

    WHERE IS THE NEW YEARS FO-SHO PARTIES IN THE ATL

  • TruGemini

    Nah, RTB, I’ma have to disagree…
    Most “b’tches” do respond…just look at Chris Brown.
    And not only do they respond, but will dig up some ooollllddd degrading, grimy sh’t on the person that put THEM on blast! Okaaaayyyy! :lolol:

  • CivilEngineer

    I go to lunch and somebody chasing missy away!

    @Krysi…I see you throwing me under the bus 😆

    I’m not even going in on Bey today…even with the worst weave and tamale red lipstick, her body has always been the shyt :yea:

    And I see @Daisy already put her “These 2 do nothing for me :coffee: ” in 😀 so I’ll add a POW! to that

    And they’ll have babies when they both are ready. I see Bey is smart enough to use birth control the correct way! It’s not fair to force her into motherhood before she’s ready…men still have sperm well into their 80’s so Jay has what, another 6 or 7 years :yes: and since he’s made a pact with the devil, he’ll live forever right?

  • mirsmommy

    Dorcely Says:

    mirsmommy Says:

    Am I the only one that thinks Solange is Bey-Nappy’s daughter????

    Yes Bey had schlong when she was 12. Juelz is her grandson. The cylcle repeated
    ____________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • kdillon

    @Mirs…
    interesting…
    Matthew has paid alot of money to keep their business private, nothing shocks me anymore.

  • missmiami

    The pic about Jamie is a throwback w/him in a g-string.

    @ mistarie your pic always has me on the floor. who or what is that?

  • mirsmommy

    CivilEngineer Says:

    I go to lunch and somebody chasing missy away!

    @Krysi…I see you throwing me under the bus

    I’m not even going in on Bey today…even with the worst weave and tamale red lipstick, her body has always been the shyt

    And I see @Daisy already put her “These 2 do nothing for me ” in so I’ll add a POW! to that

    And they’ll have babies when they both are ready. I see Bey is smart enough to use birth control the correct way! It’s not fair to force her into motherhood before she’s ready…men still have sperm well into their 80’s so Jay has what, another 6 or 7 years and since he’s made a pact with the devil, he’ll live forever right?
    ____________________________________________________________

    :rofl: Can you imagine if these two did have a baby???? The poor baby, will have Jay’s camel features, with a dry lace-front wig, some butt pads in the pamper, and be nick-named Camel Fierce…

  • Krysi J

    I MEANT WHEN YOU COMIN TO COMMENT KRYSI J
    ————————————————–

    “WE IN HERE!!”

  • missy

    texarican mamacita Says:

    @missy

    I told you to go take a nap earlier 😆 , my daughter is racked out in her crib and my furry daughter is on the small of my back snoring very loudly. Are you celebrating New Years out of the house?
    ________________________________________________-

    I am going by a family friend/Uncle……….I celebrated Christmas at my house and we had a party for 2days……and I hate cleaning up dishes so(which I did and was quite irritated)…..They said we are going by him……for New years…..and I am so grateful…. :cheer1: .

  • CivilEngineer

    😆 @mirs…now you know their baby will suffer the same fate as Solange…always being second fiddle to Bey :shrugs:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    men still have sperm well into their 80’s so Jay has what, another 6 or 7 years and since he’s made a pact with the devil, he’ll live forever right? :rofl: :rofl: CE I got too much goin on to send you to the kona

  • Daisy

    @Civil I did that just for you 😆

    @Missy :welcome: back it was as if you never left

    I bet when Bey has a baby she will not show the baby n her stans will be salty just like they were when she got married not narry a pic!

  • Quitta

    *just walkin in*

    Would you have a baby by Jay Z and risk the chances of the kid looking like a baby camel?……..

    DEAD__________________

    Did anybody put Sandra in the korna?

  • Krysi J

    their 80’s so Jay has what, another 6 or 7 years and since he’s made a pact with the devil, he’ll live forever right?
    ———————————————————-

    Yea he fell for that LIE….BUT YOU…No you!….YEA YOU!…can get da fukk OUTT!!—————————>

    don’t come in here wit dis shyt today CE, my potted meat dry, I drank all my caprisun and Mirs won’t give me my damn raisins BACK!!

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    Dorcely Says:

    mirsmommy Says:

    Am I the only one that thinks Solange is Bey-Nappy’s daughter????

    Yes Bey had schlong when she was 12. Juelz is her grandson. The cylcle repeated
    ______________________________________
    TE HEHEHE snort, snickers and drools!!! :rofl:

  • kdillon

    He may have sperm but her ovaries may be dried up…. you never know.

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    I’m reposting my Before I leave 2009 Questions again..cause I want answers!!!

  • missy

    @Daisy-Thanks for the welcome…. ……..

    @mirs-Jay & Bey’s child will look like………a human being…….Camels can’t evolve any more & isn’t Bey & Jay apart of the Illuminati right…..so they will fix that baby to look like the human it should be

    Oh I am a new here :newbie: I am Missy…& I stan for Sean Garret I’ve been lurking for like 2 min…That is all

  • heavn_sent

    Pretty face..with a nasty mouth (or atleast fingers since we can’t hear her talk) and even nastier attitude. What a waste!

  • texarican mamacita

    @missy…you so stoooooopid, mami! (in my PR accent)

  • CivilEngineer

    @Krysi…not lil ol’ me :whistle: I’ve been pretty good today! :yes:

    And THANKS @Daisy…I laugh every time I read that, even before I was a member!! 😆

  • texarican mamacita

    @heavn

    who or what are you talking about?

  • heavn_sent

    The chick with the loudest and nastiest mouth and biggest opinion up in here. I ain’t trying to start no unnecessary drama, so I’m going back to lurkin’. She’ll be cussin about someting else soon..you’ll know.

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    GGOUCH TOP 15 Questions before leaving 2009

    1.Are you BALLING…if it isn’t your ball you’re bouncing

    2.Are JUMP-Off’s whores, people Too?

    3.The Money or your Soul? Which should a celebrity spouse choose?

    4.Does fling + a seed = baby mama support for life…the new LOTTO?

    5.Will we ever have a week where RiRI is not the only celebrity that the SR photography team keeps catching out and about?

    6.Will Tiger man up and get off his yacht and get his own VHI realality show..Called TIGER, He’ll SMASH your HOMIES

    7.Will Tamekia, Mashonda, Tea and what’s her name aka Fiddy’s baby mama, organize enough support for their “ I’m breeding for BUCKS organization”

    8.Are Jump-Off’ across the nations organizing?

    9.Will Charles ever be unbanned

    10.Did T.I get out and say to Tiny when she showed him the wedding plan “Girl I was just playing with you”? (I kid I kid)

    11.Will Bey’s people secretly release her “Tell All” manuscript, allowing Bey to be cast in What’s Love Got To Do With It PART II

    12.Does Lil Wayne represent an alien society sent here to secretly breed gremlins with the human race?

    13.Is RiRi your child’s role-model? REALLY? No Seriously REALLY?

    14.Is Intense-Mocha as loud in person as her ALL CAPS POSTS?

    15.Will Sandra rose ever fix the ceiling leak in the Kona?

    BONUS: Is Charles and INTENSE really Sandra Rose’s other personalities?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    YALL PRAY FOR ME1 THE BIPOLAR CHICK DONE STOLE THE SNACKS WE HAD ON OUR BACK TABLE! A CONTRACTOR BROUGHT IT IN FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

  • missy

    @heaven-I won’t be cussing about nothing soon…………If you are refering to me or ggouch…..or Krysi J…….Just wondering

    Anywho I am friends in m head with……..Missy-She is the fliest no need to explain

    texa-Hey Chica,
    Daisy-thanks for the welcome again,
    Ggouch-Her comments are so funny yo….
    KrysiJ-she keeps it real…
    Civil-no comment..
    mirs-she keeps me cracking up
    Ms.kaylamomma-she cracks me up also

    That is all for now…I am so happy to be here thank You Sandra

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    TruGemini Says:

    I heard from some industry “insiders” that Beyonce really is about 35, too…you know they gotta market them younger to get the fan base that they want. Look at Akon wit his old azz…i can’t believe that he got away with claiming to be early / mid 20’s for so long…

    SO THAT WOULD MAKE LETOYA LUCKET WHAT? THEY WHERE IN THE SAME KINDERGARTEN CLASS, THERE IS A PHOTO TO PROVE THIS AS WELL.

  • missy

    & add J.c., Quitta ,Missmiami,&Brownsugapoet-They keep me cracking up also..

    &Lovely lady get an honorable mention even though she isn’t here…….she cracks me up

  • mirsmommy

    missy Says:

    @heaven-I won’t be cussing about nothing soon…………If you are refering to me or ggouch…..or Krysi J…….Just wondering

    Anywho I am friends in m head with……..Missy-She is the fliest no need to explain

    texa-Hey Chica,
    Daisy-thanks for the welcome again,
    Ggouch-Her comments are so funny yo….
    KrysiJ-she keeps it real…
    Civil-no comment..
    mirs-she keeps me cracking up
    Ms.kaylamomma-she cracks me up also

    That is all for now…I am so happy to be here thank You Sandra
    ___________________________________________________

    😆 Glad I can be of some assistance to your laughter 😆

    😉

  • heavn_sent

    No, missy I was not referring to you..I have never seen your picture.

  • texarican mamacita

    I am also very happy to be here. It’s one big ol’ dysfunctional family up in herr’, up in herr’ 😆

  • missy

    @heaven-Just wondering…….

    It is so good to be a newbie…..Oh & add shauny,mizzdallas & Kciero to my friends in my head list……

  • kdillon

    @ggouch

    :rofl:

  • CivilEngineer

    Ummm @missy…why no comment for me 🙁

    :rofl: @ggouch…you are pure entertainment!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    CE i gues we’re not important

  • Quitta

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    YALL PRAY FOR ME1 THE BIPOLAR CHICK DONE STOLE THE SNACKS WE HAD ON OUR BACK TABLE! A CONTRACTOR BROUGHT IT IN FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

    ________________
    DEAD DEAD DEAD and DEAD_________________ :rofl:

    I’m holding in my laugh and in tears. I can’t, I can’t.

  • heavn_sent

    I know this is a blog and we reserve the right to be opinionated, but some of the comments/commentors are just plain ole ignorant! You can not curse and quote scripture in the same post, I’M SORRY!!! It just doesn’t work! And IMO any female that constantly and consistently uses the f-word (misspelled or not) needs some time with a good shrink and an even better dictionary! Especially when she’s demonstrated that she’s not as ignorant and narrow-minded as she somes across most often.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    oh wait CE at least you got a no comment

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    heavn_sent Says:

    The chick with the loudest and nastiest mouth and biggest opinion up in here. I ain’t trying to start no unnecessary drama, so I’m going back to lurkin’. She’ll be cussin about someting else soon..you’ll know
    ____________________________________________I feel like I came outside as the police was leaving…what happened? Who? WHA?
    Is IM on this post!! Define “Nastiest Mouth”….biggest opinion covers 90% of the posters on here.
    Who are you refering to HEAVEN (sweet-name for sweet person..yessittis)

  • Quitta

    :welcome: Missy. Silly silly. 😆

  • kdillon

    heavn_sent Says:

    I know this is a blog and we reserve the right to be opinionated, but some of the comments/commentors are just plain ole ignorant! You can not curse and quote scripture in the same post, I’M SORRY!!! It just doesn’t work! And IMO any female that constantly and consistently uses the f-word (misspelled or not) needs some time with a good shrink and an even better dictionary! Especially when she’s demonstrated that she’s not as ignorant and narrow-minded as she somes across most often.
    ************************************************************

    :violin:

  • heavn_sent

    @ ggouch..LOL..You crack me up too! Imma let this one ride.

  • missy

    @Brown-I put your name there in comment 97

    Oh snap…….someone going for KrysiJ

    @Quitta-Thanks for the welcome…..

    @Civil-Again no comment (j/p)……Civil you keep me entertained……happy…… :thumbsup:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Quitta she sent an email out yesterday sayin she was havin brunch tomorrow and she didnt send it to any of us she sent it to people who don’t even talk to her they’re jus tin the same office. So at least they’ll have rolls and cookies tomorrow since that’s what she took! She had it all on her desk and nobody said anything! I told the peopl that got invited she gone mess around and pull a Jim Jones on them

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    Okay HUN-KNEE!! don’t be rollen up in here tryin to do a moral snap off on my baby (in my head) Krysi (that is who the FLUCK you talking bout)

    Now baby with the sweet name “HEAVEN” in my Nana voice I says…the WHOLE world done got one foots in th scriptures while the other foot is still trying to get the stilletoes on…so lets not be the moral police on an ENTERTAINMENT BLOG…no hush up all dat fuss, and come on over in the KONA and some of des cookies I done baked…They nice and hot suga..come on now!! don’t make an eleder speak to ya twice naw

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    sorry missy, I’m preoccupied with watchin my back!

    @MAMACITA, there’s a comment for you on the Lebron post

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Quitta she sent an email out yesterday sayin she was havin brunch tomorrow and she didnt send it to any of us she sent it to people who don’t even talk to her they’re jus tin the same office. So at least they’ll have rolls and cookies tomorrow since that’s what she took! She had it all on her desk and nobody said anything! I told the peopl that got invited she gone mess around and pull a Jim Jones on them
    ______________________________________________________

    :blink: How do you put up with that crazy mess???? I betchu keep a letter opener on stand-by don’t you?????

    😆

  • mirsmommy

    ggouch Says:

    Okay HUN-KNEE!! don’t be rollen up in here tryin to do a moral snap off on my baby (in my head) Krysi (that is who the FLUCK you talking bout)

    Now baby with the sweet name “HEAVEN” in my Nana voice I says…the WHOLE world done got one foots in th scriptures while the other foot is still trying to get the stilletoes on…so lets not be the moral police on an ENTERTAINMENT BLOG…no hush up all dat fuss, and come on over in the KONA and some of des cookies I done baked…They nice and hot suga..come on now!! don’t make an eleder speak to ya twice naw
    _______________________________________________________

    :rofl: ggouch, please go to the Kona, and have some tap water and day old bread with Missy….. :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Mirs she called my name one day and said she was on her way over here so i grabbed my scissors and she came over and said she heard me laughin and thought i was talkin about her! I WAS ON THE PHONE!!!

  • missy

    mirsmommy Says:

    ggouch Says:

    Okay HUN-KNEE!! don’t be rollen up in here tryin to do a moral snap off on my baby (in my head) Krysi (that is who the FLUCK you talking bout)

    Now baby with the sweet name “HEAVEN” in my Nana voice I says…the WHOLE world done got one foots in th scriptures while the other foot is still trying to get the stilletoes on…so lets not be the moral police on an ENTERTAINMENT BLOG…no hush up all dat fuss, and come on over in the KONA and some of des cookies I done baked…They nice and hot suga..come on now!! don’t make an eleder speak to ya twice naw
    __________________________________________________-

    :dead: 😆

  • Quitta

    @ Brown

    That damn bipolar chick sound like she ain’t no joke. What’s her name Danger?

  • kdillon

    I noticed folks only get butt hurt in Beyonce post.. :nana:

    Please keep it coming, my office ordered El Pollo and Im eating at my desk enjoying the entertainment.

  • CivilEngineer

    @ggouch can have my spot in the KONA!! :rofl:

    @missy…I feel a little better…

    @BROWN…it sounds like you’ve been going through today! But never eat the crazy lady’s food anyway…she tryna kill them!!

  • missy

    @brown-I will :pray: for your bi-polar co-worker & all of y’all….she sounds like she isn’t afraid to go crazy………….do you need me to send you a Natalie or GO-go sister detachable chin…..They ward off intruders quite well……

  • heavn_sent

    Naw Boo, Imma have to pass on the cookies..Thanks though..*side-eye and polite smile* I feel how I feel and you feel how you feel. Entertainment blog or not, it is what it is. I call it like I see it.
    AND FTR, the scriptures and cursing comment was directed at someone else.

  • missy

    @Brown-she might use the red gravy on them…..

    @Civil-Glad you feel a little better…..

  • texarican mamacita

    @brown
    There is no way in heck that I could work around a psycho like the one you have there. If I ever felt that I needed to have a pair of SCISSORS to protect myself, I don’t know that I could tough it out at work. BE CAREFUL!!!

  • intensemocha

    GET EM BEY!!!!!!!

    THEY WISHED THEY HAD 1/2 OF YOUR GOOD LOOKS AND PHYSIQUE!

    LOL

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    mamcita i left a message for you on the lebron post

  • Quitta

    ggouch Says:

    Okay HUN-KNEE!! don’t be rollen up in here tryin to do a moral snap off on my baby (in my head) Krysi (that is who the FLUCK you talking bout)

    Now baby with the sweet name “HEAVEN” in my Nana voice I says…the WHOLE world done got one foots in th scriptures while the other foot is still trying to get the stilletoes on…so lets not be the moral police on an ENTERTAINMENT BLOG…no hush up all dat fuss, and come on over in the KONA and some of des cookies I done baked…They nice and hot suga..come on now!! don’t make an eleder speak to ya twice naw
    _________
    :rofl:

  • intensemocha

    GLAD TO SEE STANS POSTING MY NAME ALL UP IN THE CONVO WHEN I’M NOT EVEN AROUND

    DAYUM I MUST REALLY BE ON YOUR MIND-FUNNY NO THOUGHTS OF YOU EVER CROSSED MY MIND UNTIL I SEE YOU MENTIONED ME IN YOUR POSTS

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    Intense, I am inviting you to GET on my LEVEL, so you can stop straining your neck looking up BOO.

    And I love your posts girl. I understand that when only computer use and internest access is via your local public libriary in 60 miniute intervals, as the kid with his book bag stands over you wondering why he can’t do his homework cause This old lady at the computer talkin to her self and typing with one finger….YOU GOTS to hurry and get things off your chest.

    MMMMMWHAW!!!!

  • texarican mamacita

    :rofl:

  • heavn_sent

    @ ggouch and IM: Don’t do it!!! It ain’t necessary.

  • Daisy

    :rofl:

    DEAD___________ DNR

    *walking around heaven looking for MJ*

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    POW!!!!!

  • kdillon

    :shotsfired:

  • missy

    @brown I will join you with POOOOW

    @Daisy -134 …. :dead: tell me if you find PAC and his Thug Mansion….. 😆

  • http://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

    Got damn it. I’ve been missing the good stuff all week because of this stupid year end inventory. :popcorn: <—-pretending that’s lemonheads. Sick of popcorn… :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    :blink: All I can do is SMH at the silly ish that goes on in here. :rolleyes:

    Anyway, ggouch, you are now free to leave the Kona, but you must now report to Solitary Confinement. No more tap water, and day old bread for you. :nono: Now it’s day old scraps from your old Kona mates….

  • mirsmommy

    kdillon Says:

    I noticed folks only get butt hurt in Beyonce post..

    Please keep it coming, my office ordered El Pollo and Im eating at my desk enjoying the entertainment.
    ______________________________________________________

    😆 I know right. But you on ya way to the Kona, too. 😆

    @ Civil, have you forgotten that you have been sentenced to life in the Kona????

  • VIBABY

    Luv bey when she is thicka but whatev…she is still the bomb.

    And ya’ll gonna stop calling my girl 35. None of the DC ladies are older than me… ya’ll evil heffas… lol

    @kdillon I done told you to leave Bey alone…dont make me revoke your Flashforward fanclub pass..lol

  • j.c.

    LMAO @ GG!!!!!!! i am too through boo! AND THE AWARD FOR POST OF 2009 GOES TO GG!

  • Krysi J

    Okay HUN-KNEE!! don’t be rollen up in here tryin to do a moral snap off on my baby (in my head) Krysi (that is who the FLUCK you talking bout)

    Intense, I am inviting you to GET on my LEVEL, so you can stop straining your neck looking up BOO.
    ———————————————————–

    I WANNA CRY AND DIE LAUGHING ALL AT THE SAME TIME.. :rofl:

    aww thanks GG!

  • Lexus

    @missy
    That pic looks a little photo shop ..& Beyonce looks a little young……I see the camel had extra spit for that hair when she took this pic…. you can’t go in a mag with a dry weave/lace front
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :lmao: that was too funny

  • Krysi J

    KrysiJ-she keeps it real…
    ———————————-

    :yes: thats right Missy.

  • Krysi J

    Sad part is I left up out dis bytch and didn’t even know all dis shyt was going down….I don’t know who Heaven_sent was talking to, BUT IM REAL MUHFUKKIN GLAD IT WASN’T ME

    :rofl:

    take dat, take dat!

  • mirsmommy

    Krysi J Says:

    Sad part is I left up out dis bytch and didn’t even know all dis shyt was going down….I don’t know who Heaven_sent was talking to, BUT IM REAL MUHFUKKIN GLAD IT WASN’T ME

    take dat, take dat!
    ____________________________________________________

    😆 KrysiJ, I was gon give you ya raisins back, but due to this comment, they are gone forever. Please gather all your belongings and head straight to the Kona. Don’t not look back. :rofl:

  • heavn_sent

    Typical response.

  • Krysi J

    Typical response.
    —————————————————-

    Who THE FUKK were you talking to, if you don’t mind my MF asking? :rofl:

    tell me boo… :waiting:

  • Krysi J

    Intense, I am inviting you to GET on my LEVEL, so you can stop straining your neck looking up BOO.
    ——————————————————-

    OMG….THAT WAS THE BEST EVER!!!! :rofl:

    GG this years trophy is for you babe!

  • heavn_sent

    This is why I don’t play with people’s kids. See, here’s the thing..scroll up to read what I think of you..I’m done.
    I don’t think you’re as funny as your cyber-crew. There will be no high 5’s or trips to the “kona”..say what you will to my back.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    *sings the song from Sound Of Music*
    GoodBye Farewell somethin somethin somethin………….

  • j.c.

    we love you krysi :hug:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I like you heaven sent

  • j.c.

    gg, you are so my favorite person right now! that ish was too funny. my eyes are still teary!

  • Krysi J

    awwwwww Heavn

    :love:

    I knew who you were talking bout anyway…and im sorry you feel that way, but Im me, and Ive never had a problem making friends or being friendly. So Im not sure what you’re really mad at (maybe I remind you of someone else you know or something), but truthfully it don’t matter sweetie…..NEITHER ONE OF US KNOW EACH OTHER WELL ENOUGH TO CARE.

    have a good one. 😀

  • j.c.

    cyber crew :rofl:

  • VIBABY

    Well damn… :rofl:

    And damn you @Brownsuga…got that stupid song in my head and I dont know the words either..lol

  • missy

    I guess I am in Krysi’s cyber-crew….

    If you don’t find what Krysi/any one says funny skip over it….No need to cause drama….If I like what Krysi say I will tell her………geeez no need to get thirsty for drama…because we don’t need drama…….

    Where is mistarie when you need her so she can give y’all some Woo Woo Woo

    *waves*Hey Lexus…..I haven’t seen you type in a min.

    Oh Floridachick,AM,tryna,Mistarie&lexus -are also friends in my head………heck I am bad at being a newbie..I am suppose to name all of y’all at once…..Tomorrow this newbie will have her list together…….

  • Lexus

    @Missy

    Im here! :popcorn:

  • mirsmommy

    heavn_sent Says:

    This is why I don’t play with people’s kids. See, here’s the thing..scroll up to read what I think of you..I’m done.
    I don’t think you’re as funny as your cyber-crew. There will be no high 5’s or trips to the “kona”..say what you will to my back.
    ____________________________________________________

    :rofl: To the Kona, and no tap water and day old bread for you. 😉

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Wth….. :rofl: I can’t. See I miss a couple of days and can’t catch up.

  • missy

    Oh & VIbaby is a friend in my head also……dang it I did it again…….I should come up with my proper list…..I am so totally a newbie…..& luvs it…….so y’all be nice to me okay…….

  • Krysi J

    I love yall too…even Heavn

    I don’t even know what I could have done to his/or her azz??? But post a gravatar and a few comments….now you mad?

    Anyhoo :rolleyes:

    Missy, J.C, & Vi

    are yall working tomorrow, or am I the only one?

    i have to work a half a day? well a 19% day 😀

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Wth….. :rofl: I can’t. See I miss a couple of days and can’t catch up. Yall are a trip.

  • j.c.

    i’ll be here tomorrow! hope sandra has some good juicy gossip for us to make it thru the day!

  • mirsmommy

    @ KrysiJ, even tho you didn’t ask me 🙁 unfortunately, I have to work, too.

    😆 They need to give me the day off tomorrow with all the damn work they had me doing today!!!!!!!

  • mirsmommy

    Anybody got any special plans for the New Years????? I’ll be catchin up on my sleep.

  • Krysi J

    My bad Mirs I forgot you were still up in here hanging too….sorry 🙁

    Im mad I have to come in too, but at least I get off early 😀

  • VIBABY

    Lol @ Missy I have some friends in my head too. I rolled up in here talking to folks like we kin…lol. You know you my sistren…

    @ Krysi I’m always off.. shhhhhh

  • mirsmommy

    Krysi J Says:

    My bad Mirs I forgot you were still up in here hanging too….sorry

    Im mad I have to come in too, but at least I get off early
    _____________________________________________________

    😆 It’s all good in the hood 😆 I get off early, too.

    So, all my Kona folks, what we gon call our lil Cyber Crew???? Anybody got any names for us???? 😉

  • VIBABY

    @mirs What the hubby and I do every New Years, :hump:

  • mirsmommy

    VIBABY Says:

    Lol @ Missy I have some friends in my head too. I rolled up in here talking to folks like we kin…lol. You know you my sistren…

    @ Krysi I’m always off.. shhhhhh
    __________________________________________________________

    😆 Where you work??? Are they hiring????

  • missy

    VIBABY Says:

    Lol @ Missy I have some friends in my head too. I rolled up in here talking to folks like we kin…lol. You know you my sistren…

    @ Krysi I’m always off.. shhhhhh
    _______________________________________

    😆 you’re always off…….Can I have your job….sistren

    @krysi-I don’t have work tomorrow……but I don’t know if I am going to be home…..probably at uncle/family friend house

  • Krysi J

    Anybody got any special plans for the New Years????? I’ll be catchin up on my sleep.

    ———————————————————

    Contrary to what people believe *side eye Heavn’s BACK* I always pray my way in the New Year…I never go out, I may go to church or hang with friends. I was so used to going to church on New Years Eve with my grandmother….I just couldn’t go in a club never had the desire to…I have to be praying myself and children in…Its one tradition I hold on to. I guess cause I was raised in the church so young when I got older I was so happy to break FREE from going SO MUCH….I may not be the best example of a Christian…..but does that mean I should stop believing in GOD hell no. I will always and forever LOVE AND FEAR only ONE GOD weather Im on my way to heaven or headed to hell…I will LOVE him always.

  • j.c.

    sandra’s cyber ganstaz

  • Krysi J

    what we gon call our lil Cyber Crew????
    ——————————————-

    THE MF KKK

    Kounty Kona Krew

    Im just playin, just playing…DAMN, don’t set it off!!

  • j.c.

    the scg clique

  • missy

    @mirs-Ummmmmmm..

    -The Chin checking crew..Motto-we chin check hoes who need to be chin checked…..

    -The honest folks of SR….motto-we tell the truth no matter how harsh it may be

    That is all I got…..

  • mirsmommy

    VIBABY Says:

    @mirs What the hubby and I do every New Years,
    ________________________________________________________

    😮 *screaming at the top of my lungs* My eyes, my eyes. 😆

    Me and the hubby will be doing the same 😉

  • j.c.

    KKK dats a good one! yeah cuz we stay der!

  • j.c.

    missy i’m digging chin checking. sometimes we have to step out of character to put a HOE back in line yep yep :yes:

  • j.c.

    @vi and mirs, this is me and my hubby’s first new years together as a married couple. i guess we’ll be :hump: too
    hopefully he’ll knock me up and it’ll be a new year to remember 🙂

  • mirsmommy

    How bout the Lace-front Camel Huntin Crew 😆

  • mirsmommy

    j.c. Says:

    @vi and mirs, this is me and my hubby’s first new years together as a married couple. i guess we’ll be too
    hopefully he’ll knock me up and it’ll be a new year to remember
    _________________________________________________________

    Really? Congrats on the marriage. If you guys don’t get pregnant, I have two kids for sale…. An 8 year old, and a 3 year old. Which one you want???

    Lemme stop, before they come with they pitch forks… 😆

  • j.c.

    :rofl:

  • j.c.

    OK! you know they’ll be in here in a minute.

  • missy

    j.c. Says:

    KKK dats a good one! yeah cuz we stay der!
    ________________________

    KKK 😮 j.c. that is why you have to stay in the KORNA

    mirsmommy Says:

    How bout the Lace-front Camel Huntin Crew 😆
    ___________________________________–

    😆 yea that sounds like it……because y’all stay going for Jay-camel & beyaki

  • Krysi J

    THE KEEPERS

    as in my Auntie Sandra’s keeper…LOL!

  • mirsmommy

    missy Says:

    j.c. Says:

    KKK dats a good one! yeah cuz we stay der!
    ________________________

    KKK j.c. that is why you have to stay in the KORNA

    mirsmommy Says:

    How bout the Lace-front Camel Huntin Crew
    ___________________________________–

    yea that sounds like it……because y’all stay going for Jay-camel & beyaki
    ______________________________________________________

    :blink: Ummmm, Missy, did you just say YALL stay going for Jay-camel & beyaki?????

    You know you be the ringleader when it comes to draggin folks. You bring out the worst in us.. 😉

  • j.c.

    missy, krysi said kkk, i was just agreeing :yes:

  • j.c.

    well i’ll find out what our name will be in the morning. to all that work tomorrow, cya in the a.m. everybody else have a happy and safe new year!

  • Krysi J

    You know you be the ringleader when it comes to draggin folks
    ———————————————-

    THE DRAGGERS … :rofl:

    jk

  • Krysi J

    yea im gone too, peace outttTTTTTTT!

  • Krysi J

    O yea I forgot

    KEYBOARD BANGERS KREW

  • Krysi J

    SANDRA ROSE MAFIA

    SRM!!

  • mirsmommy

    :nite:

  • missy

    @krysi-SRM is good

    @mirs-I bring the bad out of folks….. *sigh* ..Sorry about that I will do better

    @j.c-Oh okay…..but you still have a seat in the KORNA for your other comments……

  • missy

    @j.c- :cya:

  • ohpretty1

    lmao @ “Camel Fierce” … dead wrong

  • ladedj1819

    @ 93 GGOUCH YOU ON A ROLL GIRL I WANNA KNOW SO IT IS’NT REALLY A CHARLES HERE :wtf:

  • missy

    I think I acted like this today because it was a full moon…

    Damn that chin chronicles………

    Oh i just keep adding to my list Starr,kdillion,Necelovee,Tyzgurl,Silhouette,chase,LJ,iscream,iyonah,CinnamonKisses,ladej,dorcely,bird,point,Vneezy,andTruGemini you are also a friend in my head

    (i think im finished for today…being a newbie is hard work..I hope I named everyone)

  • missy

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :wtf: why did it look like that

    Any way i just playing with that friends in my head thing but i do think you all are equal in my book……

  • missy

    #dont judge me..It’s a full moon so anything i say I am not accountable for……Some of you are actually friend in my head though not all…….

  • mirsmommy

    @ missy

    :rofl: at the Chin Chronicles……. How about Diary of a Long-chinned Woman???? 😆

  • missy

    @mirsmommy-
    😆 @ your “Diary of a Long-Chinned Woman”

    But I can’t read that yet..Chin chronicles is very informative.Heck i don’t think I will be single much longer..I’m going to buy me a detachable chin (a mixture between Natalie and Ne-yo’s sister)..They said if you mix it you can have more impact on the blow …..That’s how to get a man..You got to knock them the heck out

    And is Diary of a Long-chinned Woman a how to get beat down by a angry mother ..and to get sheep’s to follow your every move…

  • missy

    Also does the “Diary of a Long-chinned Woman” talk about how to live through your brother without anyone knowing who you are and only referring to you as Ne-yo’s half moon chin sister……

  • http://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

    Soon Beyonce will be looking like Felicia from “Friday”. :shrugs: She’s almost there with that raggedy lacefront and losing weight. She will be digging in her azz looking for a VCR.

  • jazi65

    Bey seems to be suffering from Naaa (no azz at all), she sucking that tummy in hard.

    Beyonce is what, 34, 35? :rofl:

    Never mind that last 5lbs; what about starting the new year off with a new hairdo..do it bey, snatch that wig off!

  • Bisi

    she looks like shes about to run out of breath….she needs help

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  • yanna402

    I know Im late, but ya is too funny.. LOL