According to NYEater.com, Beyonce and her husband Jay Z, who apparently can't afford the services of a personal chef at home, stopped by the Italian restaurant Marea Thursday night.

After paying for their meal and leaving the eatery, the waitress found this doodle on Beyonce's half-eaten plate. It's a reindeer with red antlers created out of what looks like vomit.

In a way, you kind of feel sorry for Beyonce who is seemingly so bored eating out with Jay Z that she absentmindedly pushes her food around on her half eaten plate. Or maybe her mind was wandering because she was thinking about her parents' very public and humiliating divorce?

Bey's reindeer stick figure reminds me of the Rorschach inkblot tests sometimes administered by psychiatrists and psychologists to diagnose personality disorders. We can just imagine what a psychologist would say about Beyonce's thought process after analyzing her food doodlings.

  • missmiami

    Something not right up there in her head. She is obviously an intelligent business minded woman but on the otherhand she's this "blonde" air head. Either way the reindeer looks better than anything i could do. However, do reindeer's have red eyes :shrugs:

  • beenaroundtheworld

    lmao @ Sandra!!

  • CivilEngineer

    :rofl: You can make a story out of anything! I thought you were going to use this as proof that she's a devil worshipper since the reindeer's antlers are red!!
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    "who apparently can’t afford the services of a personal chef at home"
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    Do you really believe that? Maybe they just like eating out :blink:

  • missmiami

    BTW, her plate isn't half eaten.

  • http://facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1224695543 Karamelkisses76

    Vomit? Sandy, you are too funny!! :lolol:

  • missmiami

    I agree with CivilEngineer. They keep the relationship going by eating out and going on dates ;)

  • missy

    Her attention span must be really short......because who the heck has time to make a reindeer in their plate when they are on a date with their spouse...

    Jay you need to step your entertainment up...Obviously bey is trying to say "You bore me"

    (and if this(if they aren't a child) isn't bey whoever did this has ADD)

  • Anna

    CivilEngineer Says:

    You can make a story out of anything! I thought you were going to use this as proof that she’s a devil worshipper since the reindeer’s antlers are red!!
    ———————————————————
    “who apparently can’t afford the services of a personal chef at home”
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    Do you really believe that? Maybe they just like eating out
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    Why not just stay home and eat, she can make a mean "Hamburger Helper". :lol:

  • CivilEngineer

    And how do we know this is even Beyonce's plate?

  • mirsmommy

    Bey’s reindeer stick figure reminds me of the Rorschach inkblot tests sometimes administered by psychiatrists and psychologists to diagnose personality disorders. We can just imagine what a psychologist would say about Beyonce’s thought process after analyzing her food doodlings.
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    :rofl: Sandra, you are too funny, but Bey-Nappy does give the airhead vibe.

  • http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

    Yeah, he'd probably say, "This girl can sing and dance without losing her breath -- and she can draw too! Superwoman."

    Boom.

  • CivilEngineer

    Ummmm @missy...WTH is Chris doing in your gravi? :lol:

    @Anna...you know she can't cook no damn hamburger helper :rofl:

  • heavn_sent

    Why is this a story????????????

  • http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

    And they have been together for 7 years. There will be times when you talk and draw and doodle. It wasn't like a first date! LOL Do people REALLY think relationships are like they are on tv? Guess what? They cut out the NO ACTION scenes on tv. In real life it's not always about constant non stop conversation and action. In real life, you are comfortable enough with your boo to talk, think, have silence, and DRAW in your food.

    Goodness...

  • missy

    @Civil Chris is singing for his fans.....

  • CivilEngineer

    :offtopic: I think Mondays should be proclaimed as "Drag a Celebrity Day" It's the week of Christmas, nobody's in my office, I need some entertainment! Can we get some party pics or something? :D

  • bklynchick

    Really??? This is story okay then :yawn:

  • Anna

    missmiami Says:

    Something not right up there in her head. She is obviously an intelligent business minded woman but on the otherhand she’s this “blonde” air head. Either way the reindeer looks better than anything i could do. However, do reindeer’s have red eyes
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    :lol: What the hell were they eating(Pickled Pigs Feet, Hocks?) It looks like the gel that comes with something "pickled".

  • Quitta

    She don't wear blonde hair for nothing. :lolol:

    Good morning all. :coffee:

  • SlimA

    How come I know this drawing will be on the front of Sandra Christmas card. I will in-box you my address. :)

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ civil...I agree!!!

    I think it's cute(the reindeer) guess bey is a lil creative. :shrugs:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    *in Medea's voice* Mornting @ Quitta

  • ReadTheBlog

    Looks like something Solange would do, actually. That girl is always taking pictures of her food on twitter...

  • KayCeiSoul

    Sandra you are a nut for this one. You keep me laughing :rofl:

    That is made out of some type of pasta, and I usually don't defend Bey, but she HAD to be buzzing on Moscoto, Pinot, or even Merlot and had a lot of down time to do this. It's kinda cute though. She said she some where that she paints. Most talented folks have more than one thing that they do well.

  • in2wishon

    :shrugs: ,Who cares, I could care less if beyonce took a crap on her plate and made christmas ornaments out of it. Come On Sandra...

  • pyt305

    Beyonce and her husband Jay Z, who apparently can’t afford the services of a personal chef at home,
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    Really sandra??? Im more than sure they can afford a chef smh @ u lol

  • KayCeiSoul

    "She said she some where that she paints"

    Correction -she said some where that she paints.

    Damn you dyslexia!

  • Quitta

    Morting @ Cinnamon Kisses :smile:

  • ReadTheBlog

    That girl is greedy if all she left was 'that' on her plate - Damn!

  • missy

    :yawn: .......... :newpost: please

    & Morning all..........

  • missmiami

    :offtopic: what are you guys doing for X-mas if you celebrate? I can't wait because my oldest is 5 years old and super excited about this one. Gonna set up the camcorder so I can capture every moment of his over the top behavior. LOL! This year it's all about Transformers for lil dude. He loves some BUMBLEBEE & OPTIMUS. Either way family is what it's about. Gonna dress my princess up in her X-mas dress if it aint too cold :) and cook a mean dinner :partyhat: and :danban:

  • ReadTheBlog

    marea-nyc(.)com

  • Vneezy

    LOL @ "who apparently can’t afford the services of a personal chef at home." I guess this is where we are to praise Beyonce for having even more talent. Whoever said this is her plate needs more people. just sayin.

  • Quitta

    Morning Missy

  • ReadTheBlog

    Missmiami, we don't celebrate, but I still bought my kids some stuff. I'm cooking gumbo(it's my tradition)and chilling out.

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    @ Missmiami......imma cook. My sis inlaw cooked for thanksgiving sooo i got xmas. My kids are gon show out as usual. Imma :danban: too.

  • missy

    @missmiami-I am going to eat dinner with my family.......and eat and eat till my hearts content..... :thumbsup: ........I am not expecting any presents as seeing as how I am giving everyone "Love" for Christmas......they don't need to give me anything(but if they do I won't complain)........ & I don't want to participate in the cooking but I probably will..... :yes:

  • http://myspace.com/katgirl33 katgirl33

    Auntie you are funny today!

    The antlers are part of the plate......I would have played with funny lookin shyt too.....probably was the highest priced on the menu....YUCK!

  • missmiami

    Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to make my rounds to the inlaws :( so I gotta figure out a plan so that we don't stay too long. Maybe I'll hit them up first thing that morning so I can rush back home and finish cooking. LOL! I remember my X-mas as a kid. Waking up screaming and acting a fool and being clicked up in the neighborhoods riding on our bikes while wearing our X-mas outfits.

  • VIBABY

    Sandra you need an inkblot test for posting this shyt.....

  • CivilEngineer

    @missmiami....I'm going to the "country" to spend time with my family and extended family. Hopefully I'll get some good food along the way :D

    And I remember how excited I used to be for Christmas. Waking up my parents and older sister at 5am to open presents...those were the days :yea: I hope your children really enjoy it :yes:

  • missmiami

    @ civilengineer thanks!

  • CivilEngineer

    @missmiami...you're welcome! My mom always rushes us out of my dad's mom's house on holidays too. She usually says we need to get across that river (the Mississippi) before too late...try that :lol:

  • MOUTH

    :rofl:

  • Quitta

    Going to my auntie’s on x-mas eve, then spend some times at my mom’s on x-mas day then go over to my man’s family’s house later that evening. I’m not cooking anything. I really don’t feel like cooking this year for x-mas. So I’ll be eating everywhere else. I’m so broke after all my shopping. But it’s all worth it. The look on my son’s face is gonna be priceless. He’s 9 yrs now. I tell ya, these damn kids are expensive. The older they get the more expensive. LOL.

  • MOUTH

    :rofl: @ VI I was thinking the same thing.

  • commonswifey

    yes, this reeks of boredom. I can see her playing in her food ignoring jay

  • http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

    Guess I'm the only one who thinks that's part of the plate. I think Bey has talent. No shade from me on this one.

    Morning all. Happy Winter!!!

  • missy

    @missmiami-I hope your kids have fun.......

    but the best way to get out of your in-laws house is to be honest......Say we can't stay long I left the turkey/ham/w/e in the oven...........or send your kids with their father and tell your in-laws you got caught up cooking.....or just drop by later on in the day.......

  • missmiami

    @ MISSY U R CORRECT. SENDING THE KIDS WITH HUBBY CUZ I AM HORRIBLE AT PLAYING FACE. CAN'T DO IT TO SAVE MY LIFE :shrugs:

  • M_promp2

    IDK people doodle. I doodle when I talk on the phone or having a somewhat of an intense conversation. It's like a nervous thing.

  • M_promp2

    Or yes @commonwifey, could be boredom. Maybe he was on a business call.

  • qtipthecat

    This story is definately reaching.....Happy Holidays everyone. Now that my daughter is here with the baby, I am pretty excited about Christmas. Until they got here I was pretty down. Hope everyone is feeling the spirit. I am now.

  • missy

    @missmiami-glad to help.

  • SouthernPrincess

    This is definitely reaching. 1. How do we know that is Beyonce's plate? 2. So the hail what if it is 3. This thread is stupid :rolleyes:

  • http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

    however and whatever this is it looks gross!

  • shoneydip

    lol it's kind of cute. but like everyone else says how do we know this is beyonce's plate?

  • Anna

    iscream Says:

    Guess I’m the only one who thinks that’s part of the plate. I think Bey has talent. No shade from me on this one.

    Morning all. Happy Winter!!!
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    It is apart of the plate. Happy Winter, boy that comment sucks. We got snow yesterday but it' not much.

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  • flsun99

    Sandra....go ahead and admit it...You got a "thang" for Bey. You want her so bad that it’s slowly killing you inside. You can't stand the thought of her being happy with her husband or him even hitting that. It just makes you ANGRY inside which is why your throw shade on her every chance you get (your defense mechanism)
    The truth will set you free. Be honest and keep it moving.

  • gypsyeyes

    I just moved back to CT after living in ATL for the last 23 years. My mom had a tumor and we will be with her for the holidays. she has only seen my 2 babies twice and my older children hadn't seen her in 2 years. My son still lives in the A so he will be here tonight. That is my xmas present. We plan on cooking a big ole brunch for xmas and staying home. We all have somewhat matching PJ's ans we will be sharing love as this was a really tough year for us. I feel like testifying cause if it was not for the Lord...My heart is just filled with so much joy right now.I'm gonna stop typing because I'm starting to cry a little. BRB.

  • terika83

    Making way too much out of this picture..

  • http://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

    Awwww @ gypsyeyes

    Don't cry. Its going to be just fine. You are blessed in every sense of the word. I will keep you in my prayers.

  • therapist1911

    missy Says:

    Her attention span must be really short……because who the heck has time to make a reindeer in their plate when they are on a date with their spouse…

    Jay you need to step your entertainment up…Obviously bey is trying to say “You bore me”

    (and if this(if they aren’t a child) isn’t bey whoever did this has ADD)
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    And you got all that from a picture of a plate, that may or may not belong to Beyonce.

    1. you know her attention is short
    2. Jay bores her
    3. and she possibly has ADD

    All from looking at this plate. Yeah ok you and Sandra are one in the same.....delusional

  • missy

    @therapist

    Umm did you not read my comment ...geesh........People called her a blond and air head and ADD is mean .....

    I'm delusional....Really?....

    OKAY STAN GET A LIFE NO NEED TO CATCH FEELINGS FOR BEYAKI OKAY...PROBABLY GOT A DRY AZZ LACEFRONT LIKE BEYAKI....

  • missy

    @therapist

    Reading is fundamental..... And if you can't take a joke (funny or not) ...don't respond to my comments...

    @gypsyeyes..
    God is good all the time and no matter what we are going through he is always there...

  • gypsyeyes

    Lets make nice it's Chrimas.(spelt it wrong purposely). But I do think that people are reaching. Looks to me that it was just something to do at the end of the meal. You can't look into someone's eyes and hang on their every word the whole relationship. Sometimes you do things and this is one of the things. I once wrote out the word "BIATCH" with the sleeves from the straws for my waitress because she was rude. You do whatever when you feel like it. Now y'all know that was artistic.

  • gypsyeyes

    Thank y'all for the kind words. A sister is just overly sensitive right now and I can't wait to get this blaspheemed year over.

  • therapist1911

    @missy...I can take a joke....but who really can take a non funny joke. LOL. Furthermore I can assure you I don't need a lacefront....or want one for that matter or caught feelings. I'm just saying this post and your comment is reaching. So because I didn't jump on the bandwagon of "beyonce is dumb" I'm a stan (which I probably am) but still...lol

    Lastly, reading is so fundamental...right? Point out where someone would know your comment was a joke...funny or not?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Ummmm why is this news????

  • Lady_L

    they can't afford a personal chef?? r u serious?
    how do you know this is her plate?
    i play with my food ALL the time...
    and what is the point of this post, besides you picking on Bey as usual?
    if this was Rhianna you would have saw something cute in this Sandra...

    SMH...

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    :rofl: at the fact that you are so hot and heavy in love with Bey that this is news worthy. And I want to :vomit: at the plate

  • Musiqal1

    Sometimes I swear there are some "old-minded" people on here. Many people play with food at restaurants. Sometimes when I am chillin at a restaurant, I mix, salt, pepper, and a whole bunch of stuff on my plate....not cause I'm bored, but just cause I feel like it. She could've been doing this while having a meaningful conversation. Sandra, where did you get this pic by the way? LOL

  • H.B.I.C

    Jayonce can not only afford a personal chef they can buy the school, student, staff and the block where they will all be housed. I think this is cute and talent. How many of us haven't swirled our food around. I'll file this under :hater: