Celebs Out & About: Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union
Remember when we all thought NBA star Dwyane Wade was a good husband and father? And remember when you all wished you were in Siovaughn Wade’s shoes? And remember when you believed Gabrielle Union’s line that she wasn’t really the industry bicycle and she was just misunderstood and a victim of vindictive bloggers?
Well, the deadbeat dad and the home wrecker were spotted out & about on Miami Beach over the Christmas holiday weekend. Too bad Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz weren’t vacationing in Florida, they could have double dated.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin.com
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Everything done in the dark always comes to light.
I see the Jumpoffs of 09 are goin out with a bang this year!!!!!! They out parading they’re weak a** men in public….
“Too bad Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz weren’t vacationing in Florida, they could have double dated”
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I never wanted to be D-wade’s wife …….he looks to much like a Bird
to me.
& no need to comment where is Gabby’s career …..
Sandra you need to find the correct def. of deadbeat dad.
If they like it I love it. They seem happy so I am happy for them. I forget that Gabby is 10yrs older than D Wade
missy Says:
“Too bad Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz weren’t vacationing in Florida, they could have double dated”
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& no need to comment where is Gabby’s career …..
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OFF TOPIC:
To Sandra Members:
I know yall like to joke alot in your comments and what-not, but it seems our comments are starting to ’sound’ like M*DIATAK*OUT type comments.
Out of the 101 comments that we post, atleast 80%-90% of that should be thought evoking and challenging.
He’s probably a really good dad. Since I’m not in their marriage I won’t say anything against anyone but people should seperate for a while before they start dating again
Hey Civil *waving hard* lol let me not wave to hard before somebody says we are jocking you
Daisy Says:
Hey Civil *waving hard* lol let me not wave to hard before somebody says we are jocking you
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Hey Daisy!
I saw that on the post last week 
Sensitive bloggers…jeez! How was your Christmas?
I missed the jockin?????? Dayum!
Or are yall tryin to get sent to the kona cause CE has a permanent resident there?????? I know what yall heffas are up to!!!!! 2+1=3……sum! :lolo:
J/K
At the risk of feminists and independent sistersn throwing things at me…..
Ain’t it a damn shame when women like Oprah,Naomi Campbell, Janet and now Gabrielle, fail to bring a fortunate baby to the world…. while poor impoverished women the world over are popping kids every 9 months?
I know it’s personal choice but as one nearing that age, I think in their hearts of hearts they will regret this. No donating to orphans makes up for one of your own. Just saying. If I dont’t have a ring on it in 3 yrs, Imma make a ‘mistake’ with my man and move on with my baby.
Rant over.
damn SR. hahahaha. I guess. industry bicycle. priceless.
Too bad Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz weren’t vacationing in Florida, they could have double dated.
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This line made me LOL
well well well look what we have here. the prob i have with gabby is if you out there doin a married man then that’s on you. but stop trying to act so pure and innocent when clearly you’re not.
@BROWN…do yall forget anything? I thought we could just forget about last week
09 was def the year for hoism, affairs, scandals, u name it
CivilEngineer Says:
Hey Daisy! I saw that on the post last week Sensitive bloggers…jeez! How was your Christmas?
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CE I’m just puttin 2 and 2, well 2 and 1 together!
yall lame for that….if you so BAD about yo fukking business concerning blogs, bytch be BAD about owning your fukking dirty work. You knew you were fukking that gurls husband o’ ran thru azz!
@Civil my Christmas was good. I was on the road Wed about to wreck laughing at you and Missy clowning as usual in the post
@Thando well alrighty then lol I
you get a ring so you wont have to go to Plan B you have all figured out #noshade #justsaying.
LMAO @KRYSI
That engine done been rebuilt too many times! I wonder how many miles that motor got on it????
Out of the 101 comments that we post, atleast 80%-90% of that should be thought evoking and challenging.
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I think your on the wrong site, because the comments we post are thought evoking and challaging enough for this BLOG…sorry
I like D. Wade..
If you have a failed marriage are you off limits forever?
I think your on the wrong site, because the comments we post are thought evoking and challaging for instance:how many miles are on that motor?
See
That engine done been rebuilt too many times! I wonder how many miles that motor got on it????
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Sandra could you run those numbers for us…..a good post would be of the many possible men that Gabrielle has let hit it….I’d like to see her response to that, SUPERHEAD DAT HOE…….and watch DEwayne YOOOOOOOOoooou on dat azz from embarassment.
If you have a failed marriage are you off limits forever?
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define the difference between a failed marriage and having an outright affair on your spouse? This should be thought evoking and challanging enough for Redeemed777
She is such a slut.
KRYSI!!!!!
YOU BOUT ONE FOOT AWAY FROM THE KONA
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
KRYSI!!!!!
YOU BOUT ONE FOOT AWAY FROM THE KONA
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I dont do this often but here I go…. I do not like this hoe. That is all…
What is you talkin about, Auntie? D Wade is going thru a divorce….they should be done by now.
This was front page news here in the Chi, earlier this year/late last year….his ex wife was the one who was creepin, when he was playing ball…he sued her for defamation, she said he gave her a disease, when he came back clean.
Mrs. Wade wrecked her own marriage, not Gabrielle Union.
I ain’t heard nothing about him and his wife getting back together……isn’t he allowed to move on with his life?
Oh no!! Gabby is a holly WHORE Batman? I didn’t know that…was D. Wade still with his wife when they got together? REALLY? Send me proof. I like GABBY U?…
Off Topic comment #6 – can I get further explaination…I am not sure what is being said.
OFF OFF*FA* TOPIC: Who got a crush on CIVIL? LMAO!! how cute…(pumping fist in air shouting:) hook up hook up hook up…unless of course Civil or the Crushee is married…
Krysi I can’t take you sometimes DEAD
MIRSMOMMY
CE and I are neighbors!! Just like in the gutter! Oh wait that’s someone else I’m neighbors with in the gutter! Nevermind and carryon!!!!
Krysi goin’ hard on em today “o’ran through ass” LOL!
Gabby needs to stop fronting. If you a slut, profess it and be proud! I bet you ain’t acting ashamed when you face down like
Where’s the miss goody two shoes, then?
I am trying to open mindedly understand Redeem777’s #6 comment.
Is this a comment asking S.Rose to post more thought Provoking-Challenging posts? or is the comment relating to posters being more provoking and challenging in their remarks? I am simply trying to understand.
I don’t know if he cheated with Gabrielle but Dwyane and his wife were not going to last. She was his first girlfriend and he married her when he was 19 because she was pregnant. When he got into the league and started making millions, it was a wrap for that marriage.
The problem I have with Gabby —- She went on a blog rampage. She said ” I am going to file a law suit for defermation of character”. “These blogger are starting rumors about me and don’t even know me”. “These pictures were photoshopped”.
D-Wade just take care of your children.
GGOUCH
I THOUGHT IT WAS DIRECTED TOWARDS THE COMMENTS
She dropped the accusation in Feb of this year, according to NY Daily News:
Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade is jumping – for joy. In a Chicago divorce court Thursday, Wade’s estranged wife, Siohvaughn, dropped her accusation that he gave her a sexually transmitted disease.
Her lawyer, Dorene Marcus, wouldn’t comment on whether Siohvaughn had been misdiagnosed in 2007 when she first made her claim or on whether it was true that she smashed his trophies and other treasures when she found out, as a source tells us.
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Who’s the slut???
They ain’t doing nothing wrong…..D. Wade and his wife been in Divorce Court for a while now…
I think they (Gabrielle and D Wade) are allowed to move on with their lives.
I agree with the comment on these comment sections they are stating things sounding very MTish. First…everyone deserves to be happy. He is a good dad. Hear he is doing what he is supposed to. His fatherly skills are not the question. Maybe he was messing around and he should be held accountable. But people do grow in different directions and that could be what happened. We don’t know what goes on in celbrities households so we should not judge lest we be judged. Look into your own lives first. No rocks in the glass house allowed.
Wasn’t Gabby Union dating Chaka, Luda’s manager? And wasn’t she always up in some wealthy attractive man’s face at every photo op for all of 2008? Then she hooks up with D-Wade in 2009 and we don’t see her nearly as often unless she is attacking blogs for calling her out for shacking with a (disfunctionally) married man?
@ Krysi
I live about 5 minutes away from Robbins ( a suburb of Chicago) where D.Wade is from and even before the blogs jumped on the stories there were rumors in the Chi that they were headed for divorce court. There were other women before Gabrielle Union. My problem with the internet is we don’t have all the facts (I’m team A.K. all day) and we run with that sh!t because we want to sympathize with the wife who’s bitter…I mean to lie and say he gave her a disease was pathetic and take the sh!t back after his lawyers demanded proof is low.
Indigo1969 Says:
I agree with the comment on these comment sections they are stating things sounding very MTish. First…everyone deserves to be happy. He is a good dad. Hear he is doing what he is supposed to. His fatherly skills are not the question. Maybe he was messing around and he should be held accountable. But people do grow in different directions and that could be what happened. We don’t know what goes on in celbrities households so we should not judge lest we be judged. Look into your own lives first. No rocks in the glass house allowed.
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@ 42 thats a done deal thanks for the info
RTB
Dont forget Jason Kidd and Darren Sharper
I like how everyone says ‘everyone deserves to be happy’. Until their significant other leaves them to be with someone else who makes them a little bit happier than said individual did.
I’d like to know at what point did happiness trump morals if there ever were any? Next time you miss that 3 point that could have got you a championship, or that role that could have been you winning an Oscar, remember your happiness
ITA with DCwife…..
They been going thru a divorce for the last two years…..I remember reading about this in the papers here…..his wife was spotted in Downtown Chicago clubs….WITH DIFFERENT MEN
Sounds like she’s mad b/c he is now being spotted…with Gabrielle Union. Mad, just like Mrs. Beats
@Daisy.. Sawrry i almost caused you wreck
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In 2010 their will be a new Missy ..I’m reducing my shade throwing…..
@dcwife1622
My thing is, if the wife is bitter, what exactly is the mistress?
I think the wife has a right to feel anyway she wants…really.
Gabrielle looks really uncomfortable, almost like she is walking ahead..and if you was in the right, you wouldn’t feel like she OBVIOUSLY does…..
mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
“Too bad Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz weren’t vacationing in Florida, they could have double dated”
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& no need to comment where is Gabby’s career …..
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Dead with her acting skills.
Wasn’t Gabby Union dating Chaka, Luda’s manager? And wasn’t she always up in some wealthy attractive man’s face at every photo op for all of 2008? Then she hooks up with D-Wade in 2009 and we don’t see her nearly as often unless she is attacking blogs for calling her out for shacking with a (disfunctionally) married man?
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EXACTLY!! It iz what it iz people…
hoe problems ain no problems.
now now now Krysi, she can’t help if she’s ALWAYS surrounded by men with money. It could be them wanting a pic with her
Krysi J Says:
That engine done been rebuilt too many times! I wonder how many miles that motor got on it????
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Sandra could you run those numbers for us…..a good post would be of the many possible men that Gabrielle has let hit it….I’d like to see her response to that, SUPERHEAD DAT HOE…….and watch DEwayne YOOOOOOOOoooou on dat azz from embarassment.
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*dead*
now now now Krysi, she can’t help if she’s ALWAYS surrounded by men with money. It could be them wanting a pic with her
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“Niggas fall in love, cuz dey just don’t know….when ya gon learn to LET AH HOE BE AH HOE…my nicCAH!”
Thats it I”m officially a jump-off whore, so that gives a month and a half before the NBA ALL Star weekend jumpoff in Dallas, so that means I have to buy me $1500 human hair weave, and expensive spandex & shoes and bags, oh yeah Im gonna have to get some butt injections, I already have breast so ummmm oh yeah rent me a bentley and oh yeah name drop on who I slept with Hmmmmm **making my list right now** and oh btw he have to be MARRIED and/or SEPARTED with multiple kids…. thats the only way I will have relations with him…. I will offically become a memeber of Whore Club!
Do your research…..Gabrielle ain’t doing nothing wrong…..who is she married to?
IMO, the wife is as just as much as a slut as Gabrielle is being pegged to be….she was MARRIED as hail, creeping on her husband….BEFORE THEY FILED FOR DIVORCE IN 2007
This is old news in Chicago….we know what it is, that’s why it’s not news here
oh yeah name drop on who I slept with Hmmmmm **making my list right now**
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check it twice!
Do your research…..Gabrielle ain’t doing nothing wrong…..who is she married to?
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Oh shyt….Sandra thats it! Call that ex husband and get the REAL DEAL….I know he ready to drop all kinda dimes on that azz…….make some calls Auntie, I know you got pull!
@53..
Well if the wife was in Chicago cheating on the low I don’t think she has a right to feel bitter about any f!cking thing. Come on don’t get pissed cause he f!cking hollywood hoes and pictures are all over the internet and she stuck with basic Chicago negroes….I feel like the wife can feel anyway if she’s innocent and trying to be a good wife but if you are doing the same thing you don’t have the right to be bitter about anything… That’s just my opinion.
KRYSI
*in my best Chris Hansen voice*
Why don’t you have a seat over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>
So why did she leave her professional footballer husband? Was it because he wasn’t getting paid, oops, I mean, playing professional ball anymore?
Boy she did manage to stay in the locker room, though. I guess she got her ‘A’ game and realized that NBA money is more solid than NFL money.
Unless wifey ends up taking him for all of it. In that case, she can alway go back to acting, cause she’s really good at it.
mizzdallas Says:
Thats it I”m officially a jump-off whore, so that gives a month and a half before the NBA ALL Star weekend jumpoff in Dallas, so that means I have to buy me $1500 human hair weave, and expensive spandex & shoes and bags, oh yeah Im gonna have to get some butt injections, I already have breast so ummmm oh yeah rent me a bentley and oh yeah name drop on who I slept with Hmmmmm **making my list right now** and oh btw he have to be MARRIED and/or SEPARTED with multiple kids…. thats the only way I will have relations with him…. I will offically become a memeber of Whore Club!
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Now me and Gabrielle from the same city. So I cant let yall go hard on her. We dont know the truth of the story, therefore we can not speculate unless we have facts.
Ummm has Krysi been sent to the KONA yet? It’s so necessary! :rofl
I
with @missy…no more shade from 
And sorry @Daisy…I wouldn’t want you to be in a blog-related car crash!
@missy all i have to say too you is you DEAD wrong for that damn pic of yours!
and oh yes I will NOT give out any of my secrets you know these bishes DONOT play that ish!
@Reedemed-
I think you should find another blog…….because this is a gossip blog and in essence you are contradicting yourself I mean we have intellectual conversations when needed and 6 times out of 10 it isn’t really needed to be serious.geesh…..Just leave your comment and go if you don’t like when folks start making jokes…..
Where is LovelyLady when I need her….she could steez and I would put the heathens in their place……..
@CE
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
KRYSI
*in my best Chris Hansen voice*
Why don’t you have a seat over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>
After scrolling up…ummm @mizzdallas, sit right next to Krysi, please and thank you!
@ $1500 human hair and all!!
ummm am I the only onw that can’t see the new pic missy has??????
@mizz-This was y’all post Christmas gift……..this is all I could afford….
@Civil-Yes no more shade I am being nice in 2010…..
@Krysi J
No one knows why her and her ex-husband split
Quick-question: Why is Gabrielle considered a jersey-chaser? Maybe she just happens to like athletic men. I mean she played sports in high school and college, so I can see why she would be attracted to those guys. There is nothing wrong with that.
it’s ok missy, I’ll make up for you
@Brown-let me describe it for you
It is the light bright boy from Pretty Ricky in his red X-mas panties…doing his best sexy pose for y’all….. It would make you melt all over the place if you see it…..
Thanks @BROWN…I’m too lazy to read all these comments today! Make sure Krysi stays there for her entire 4 hour sentence
And I see people still come to celeb gossip blogs expecting everyone to talk about how much we adore them even when they wear turtleneck onesies and things
I can only be so nice
@dcwife1622
Ok, but still how should a mistress feel? I didn’t know or havent’ heard about her cheating on him…..So i can’t say, but these pics, shows what he and gabby were doing.
Is there any shame in a jumpoff’s game?? You reap what you sow.
@Civil and Missy the hwy was shut down so yall kept me entertained
@dcwife
I hope these men learn to get divorced faster in 2010 or everybody in their mama will be labeled a “homewrecker” no matter how long papers have been filed
@Brown-You can have my spot in the KORNA……..the food in there isn’t that good….they only give you sandwiches and caprisun…..
“even when they wear turtleneck onesies and things”
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GET YO AZZ IN THE KONA!!!
I’m from Chicago and run my own blog and I didn’t hear nothing about his wife cheating :Shrugs: But it’s who started the cheating not finished it, just my thought. But when I read these I’m from Chicago post I get a laugh I’m from here and run a blog haven’t got this juice I guess……..
I’m from Chicago and run my own blog and I didn’t hear nothing about his wife cheating :Shrugs: But it’s who started the cheating not finished it, just my thought. But when I read these I’m from Chicago post I get a laugh I’m from here and run a blog haven’t got this juice I guess……..
Mizzdallas – let me be your manager!
Gabby confirmed in essence somewhat that she and D wade were a couple her issue (IMO) is that she didnt break up a happy home
They have been spotted out and about before as well.
Sidebar: There was always something about Miss Union that never set right with me. The only movie I liked her in was the Christmas movie with Terrence Howard, Queen Latifah, Charlie Murphy. I can’t think of the name of the movie. There is no depth to her acting ability whatsoever.
DAGBLASTED I CANT SEE IT MISSY! IMMA NEED YOU TO EMAIL ME
@Civil- (in my Nivea voice) “Don’t mess with my man or i am the one that is going to bring it to ya…..here is a little advice for you leave SG alone….” (j/p)
@Daisy-Praise heavens the highway was shut down…I would feel bad if something happened……..
I just do not know why these woman CAN NOT FIND A MAN WHO WAS NOT PREVIOUSLY MARRIED OR INVOLVED IN A MARTIAL RELATIONSHIP!!! Is it that bad that you have to be desperate to not want a clean slate but want to start new with someone who has BAGGAGE?? These ho*es irritate me to the fullest extent with this mess. Oh chicken head buzzards do not want to find a man who is not with out his duffle bag full of problems. This just shows that these type of females definitely have issues with themselves.
Sidebar #2: I thought it was cold in Miami. Are these old photos?? Blank stare.
Daisy, there is a such thing as discretion. Nobody would know one is an industry bicycle, if one does not act like an industry bicycle.
@AM
on Gabbys lack of acting skills but she was good in Cadallic Records but overall she plays the same prissy role 
@Missy I use to love that song by Nivea feat JE
@RTB I never heard of Gabby sleeping around before blogs started going in on her
that is her biz I could care less who she is or isnt sleeping with.
@80 I don’t know how the mistress should feel.
@85 The same way you’ve never heard of his wife cheating is the same way I’ve never heard of your blog.
I mean everybody don’t hear everything and it doesn’t matter where I’m from if you were trying to be funny. 
RTB you are HIRED with me having relations with all these married man that are waiting patientley to file for divorce I can rack Ops I mean we can rack up all the money that they will be throwing my way, and you can book me shows to HOST just like Amber I too will be a star a Huge star bigger than beyonce and rhinanna put together all I need is a Manager, a GLAM squad hair/make-up/wardrobe stylist Im good…. The more shows I do the more money you get OK!!!
*just walkin in*
Too bad Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz weren’t vacationing in Florida, they could have double dated.
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Daaammmnnn Sandra. LOL.
LOL @ SR Fam comments. Pple up in dah Korna already huh? LMAO!
What!?! Nivea’s a singer?
attorneymom
hey! you didnt know being a jumpoff whore is the new new occupation you get benefits and everrrrything!
:cosigning: with Missy RE:Reedeem77777.
This is for entertainment purposes. It’s a blog: it provides commentary. This is not a publically traded entity where the content has to be monitered for accuracy, burdens of truths or otherwise. 10 out of 10 comments are based upon hear say, I heard and she/he said.
8 out of 10 of us are blogging while at work. As a result, I reserve my spell-check, grammar check, puntucatliy, thought provoking and challenging brain energy for work. After all, unless SR is sending out “Thanks for POSTING” pay checks….uhmmm…yea
@ AM # 89 – The Perfect Holiday.
I wonder if her holiday vacation was perfect?
Why I GOTTA GO
Why I GOTTA GO
Relationships last long because the two parties involved love and respect eachother. When one of the two elements are destroyed the relationship is over.
Who destroyed the elements doesn’t matter. The bottomline is its finished. If we are talking fairytale love stories then people stay together forever. I guess sometimes couples can do it for the kids, Through thick and thin but honestly somebody is hurting by being together. I would not live like that I would rather go through the process today then put it off for tomorrow. So what if the other mate moved on faster. If my life is shattered and I never recover then thats my fault. I am the master of my ship not a man or woman who does not love or respect me.
@Krysi…b/c we said so damnit
your 4 hours will start when you get your sandwich and capri sun (see missy) 
oPPS
why I gotta go in the Kona….im just saying sometimes niccahs need to JT MONEY deez females
“LET AH GO, LET AH GO, if da hoE wanna HOE niCCah LET ah GO”
hell, get all the puzzy you want but don’t wife dem MFs, don’t make em yo gurl when you know they ran thru…definitely DONT DO THAT…whey dey do dat at?? *confused*
I know all i need to know about this story. That is all
@Krysi…b/c we said so damnit your 4 hours will start when you get your sandwich and capri sun (see missy)
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CE I KNOW YOU AIN talking…after all the JOE CAMels you dropped last week??
A nation can rise no higher than it’s woman, and I really hope in 2010 women can find enough esteem in themselves to know that they don;t have to settle for someone else’s separated spouse, in search of their own happiness.
And quit using OOW children with a married, wealthy, or married AND wealthy man, as a means of income!
Krysi what I say!!!!
@DCwife you made me LOL for real at work everybody turned and looked at me
@Candi
very well said
DEAD @ Krysi
I think men d*cks are getting more sensitive now a days to where they would wife up Oscar the Grouch if he’s sex game was on point. And we all know how Oscar can be sometimes…he is such a damn Grouch.
they only give you sandwiches and caprisun…..
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and a DAMN good sandwich and Caprisun …let me clear that up RAT NOW, don’t hate on the Kounty Kona!
and to answer any future questions about my gravatar, he has rollers in his head and holdin a wad of money
As long as there is VH1 and Bravo, jump offs will NEVER DISAPPEAR!!
@Krysi…I have no memory of said events. Why would I reference someone as a Joe Camel…that doesn’t sound like me at all
CE I just saw your Nivea comment NOW GET YO AZZ BACK IN THE KONA WHILE I MAKE THESE SANDWHICHES WITH THIS POTTED MEAT!!!
@ Candi Apple, I agree. When someone moves on, there’s nothing you can do to change it. I personally will not beg and plead with a man who doesn’t want me anymore. I will move on as well as hard as it may be.
@BROWN…not potted meat?!
Yall doing A LOT in here today!! I still have a “get out of KONA free” card that missy gave me 
and BROWN your gravi looks like it’s saying “Bish, where my money?!”
ReadTheBlog Says:
A nation can rise no higher than it’s woman, and I really hope in 2010 women can find enough esteem in themselves to know that they don;t have to settle for someone else’s separated spouse, in search of their own happiness.
And quit using OOW children with a married, wealthy, or married AND wealthy man, as a means of income!
My evil stepmother used to make me eat potted meat! That crap looks like dog food! It even comes in a can!! CE your card has been revoked! Do not pass go
****peeks in***** what is going on? i see a couple of yall still in the damn kona! and eating potted meat sandwiches???? i’ll pass on that one.
Cinderella Says:
@ Candi Apple, I agree. When someone moves on, there’s nothing you can do to change it. I personally will not beg and plead with a man who doesn’t want me anymore. I will move on as well as hard as it may be.
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Yep don’t want no man dat don’t want me.
@BROWN…nope, you can’t revoke my card. It doesn’t expire til 2012 so I’m passing go, collecting my $200, doing a little dance and buying land!!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
My evil stepmother used to make me eat potted meat! That crap looks like dog food! It even comes in a can!!
Nah uh. Potted meat? That’s on some prison break sh*t right thurr.
CivilEngineer Says:
@BROWN…not potted meat?! Yall doing A LOT in here today!! I still have a “get out of KONA free” card that missy gave me
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WHAT THE!!!!!! YOU SASSIN ME BOY! WHERE MY FLY SWATTER AT!
NOW WHO WANTS CHEESE PUFFS WITH THEIR MEAT IN A PLASTIC ZIPLOC BAG
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
WHAT THE!!!!!! YOU SASSIN ME BOY! WHERE MY FLY SWATTER AT!
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Ok…I’m going to have to go 007 on my SR blogging. New white girl on the premises, keep damn passing my desk peaking over her shoulder when she passes!! Making comments like “you sure are typing really fast” and laughing it off in that IRITATING PINK TOE way!! hehe hell PINK TOE WTF!!, What in dey hell is she looking AT!!, if you walking straight…shouldn’t you keep your EYES in front of you?….what you looking at pink toe!! I’m screamin in my mind. That is why TOGGLE and minimize are my friends. That is why my window is only as big enough to view 1 to 2 commnets at a time.
and….BREATHE!!
mirs you’re right!
CE GET OUT THERE AND GET ME A SWITCH OFF THAT TREE AND DON’T TRY AND GET NO SKINNY ONE CUZ I’LL BRAID THEM SUM BISHES TOGETHER!
mirsmommy Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
WHAT THE!!!!!! YOU SASSIN ME BOY! WHERE MY FLY SWATTER AT!
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Not the fly swatter, they bend too much. Get the switch or an extension cord
, and i betta not come in there with a weak azz switch 
. I use to try to find the skinnest ones, UNTIL i realized they were the worst.
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Flash backs to my child hood. My mama would make me go pick my own switches
ggouch Says:
Ok…I’m going to have to go 007 on my SR blogging. New white girl on the premises, keep damn passing my desk peaking over her shoulder when she passes!! Making comments like “you sure are typing really fast” and laughing it off in that IRITATING PINK TOE way!! hehe hell PINK TOE WTF!!, What in dey hell is she looking AT!!, if you walking straight…shouldn’t you keep your EYES in front of you?….what you looking at pink toe!! I’m screamin in my mind. That is why TOGGLE and minimize are my friends. That is why my window is only as big enough to view 1 to 2 commnets at a time.
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Next time she walk past and look back, stick ya foot out right in front of her a**!!!! Or tell one of ya co-workers that you associate with to stick their foot out and trip her nosy a**.
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
mirs you’re right!
CE GET OUT THERE AND GET ME A SWITCH OFF THAT TREE AND DON’T TRY AND GET NO SKINNY ONE CUZ I’LL BRAID THEM SUM BISHES TOGETHER
i just said i use to try and get the skiny ones but those things hurt. And to top it off my mama would let them soak in the tub and then braid then together.
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Omg i think im bout to leave this post. Why yall gotta go there.
THERE’S A NEW WARDEN IN DA KONA! AND HER NAME IS BROWNSUGAPOET! YALL BE COOL! RIGHT ON!
LovelyLady Says:
mirsmommy Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
WHAT THE!!!!!! YOU SASSIN ME BOY! WHERE MY FLY SWATTER AT!
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Not the fly swatter, they bend too much. Get the switch or an extension cord
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Flash backs to my child hood. My mama would make me go pick my own switches , and i betta not come in there with a weak azz switch . I use to try to find the skinnest ones, UNTIL i realized they were the worst.
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LovelyLady Says:
mirsmommy Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
WHAT THE!!!!!! YOU SASSIN ME BOY! WHERE MY FLY SWATTER AT!
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Not the fly swatter, they bend too much. Get the switch or an extension cord
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Flash backs to my child hood. My mama would make me go pick my own switches , and i betta not come in there with a weak azz switch . I use to try to find the skinnest ones, UNTIL i realized they were the worst.
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@Krysi…I have no memory of said events. Why would I reference someone as a Joe Camel…that doesn’t sound like me at all
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I recall you saying “Ya’majesty breath smellz like a tragedy” ….BAD AZZ, you in solitary for 2 weeks off that statement ALONE
I meant TRAVESTY!!
ggouch Says:
Ok…I’m going to have to go 007 on my SR blogging. New white girl on the premises, keep damn passing my desk peaking over her shoulder when she passes!! Making comments like “you sure are typing really fast” and laughing it off in that IRITATING PINK TOE way!! hehe hell PINK TOE WTF!!, What in dey hell is she looking AT!!, if you walking straight…shouldn’t you keep your EYES in front of you?….what you looking at pink toe!! I’m screamin in my mind. That is why TOGGLE and minimize are my friends. That is why my window is only as big enough to view 1 to 2 commnets at a time.
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LOL. I know what you mean. Why one heifer say that exact thing to me one time. I ready to slide her azz underneath the conference table. >:(
Omg i think im bout to leave this post. Why yall gotta go there. i just said i use to try and get the skiny ones but those things hurt. And to top it off my mama would let them soak in the tub and then braid then together.
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AHHH GOOD OLD FASHIONED SOUTHERN AZZ WHOOPINS! THEY ARE WHAT MADE US THE DERANGED PEOPLE WE ARE TODAY!
LovelyLady Says:
mirsmommy Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
WHAT THE!!!!!! YOU SASSIN ME BOY! WHERE MY FLY SWATTER AT!
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Not the fly swatter, they bend too much. Get the switch or an extension cord
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Flash backs to my child hood. My mama would make me go pick my own switches , and i betta not come in there with a weak azz switch . I use to try to find the skinnest ones, UNTIL i realized they were the worst.
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AHHHH! I used to have to pick my own switches & my dad would go out there with me to MAKE SURE I got one of those skinny green ones. *shivers*
&
@ y’all in the kona. 
So, how exactly do we know who and how many Gabby Union slept with before D. Wade? Is it b/c bloggers like SR, who we know is NEVER wrong, told us so? Or is it b/c we saw her hugged up with so and so?
I was ready to slide her azz underneath the conference table. >:(
I’m not fetching no switch…flashback like @Lovely! And I’ve been bamboozled by missy
and
@ggouch…don’t you hate nosey azz coworkers. Especially the ones that can’t talk to you from the doorway 
gg, i thought i was the only person that experienced that! LOL! i just had a man to bend down and almost put his chin on my shoulders trying to see my computer screen.
Quitta Says:
I was ready to slide her azz underneath the conference table.
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@ DCwife
I wasn’t but maybe you can stop by since you know if not it will still be going…ANd I can care less who a grown woman shares her bed with I said I never heard of it……..
j.c. Says:
gg, i thought i was the only person that experienced that! LOL! i just had a man to bend down and almost put his chin on my shoulders trying to see my computer screen.
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That’s when you gotta get the rubber bands and paper clips ready…. I swear I was gonna either buy, or build my own sling shot just for the nosy people at work.
DON’T YALL HATE WHEN YOU LOOKIN AT PICS AND THEY TRY TO SEE WHAT YOU’RE LOOKIN AT???? I HAVE AN EMAIL SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT SO IF YOU WANT IT GIVE ME UR ADDRESS
Now see @Krysi bringing up old stuff!!! I only voiced what everybody else was thinking…Ya’majesty, then had the nerve to use a damn apostrophe like that makes it one word…another
moment
mirsmommy Says:
Quitta Says:
I was ready to slide her azz underneath the conference table.
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I be ready to set up Home Alone boobie traps for nosy co-workers. Like making their chair move when they go to sit down. Or pulling a string out in front of em while they walkin. Puttin tacks on their chairs, etc.
No mirsmommy not the Home Alone boobie traps.
The woman is fishing to see what you are doing. When she makes that comment about you typing fast respond with ” Yes, I am working that samson project”. LOL If you do a look she will continue to fish.
mswarrior1 Says:
LovelyLady Says:
mirsmommy Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
WHAT THE!!!!!! YOU SASSIN ME BOY! WHERE MY FLY SWATTER AT!
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Not the fly swatter, they bend too much. Get the switch or an extension cord
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Flash backs to my child hood. My mama would make me go pick my own switches , and i betta not come in there with a weak azz switch . I use to try to find the skinnest ones, UNTIL i realized they were the worst.
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AHHHH! I used to have to pick my own switches & my dad would go out there with me to MAKE SURE I got one of those skinny green ones. *shivers*
& @ y’all in the kona.
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First pounding on desk, body shaking while my comfy if you need to sleep in church arms…jiggle…
cuz I am DEAD at…..
classic!!!!
SLIDE her AZZ under the conference room table!!!!
@Civil that Ya’Majesty comment is what almost caused me to wreck although the hwy was shut down
I was in my car HOLLERING when I read that!
Dang did we all have to go get our own switches back in the day
mirs, i wanna do something subtle. not something that’s gonna have my azz in the big house for the new year!
now I asked yall ingrates who wanted this email before I left but I guess I won’t be sharing!
@154 Nichelle
I will definitely stop by…..I try to support anything positive…
@ Brown
I was wondering why you were yelling at us. LOL. Give us the address. Please share mama. LOL
@Nichelle
You know any Dickerson’s or Griffin’s?????
j.c. Says:
mirs, i wanna do something subtle. not something that’s gonna have my azz in the big house for the new year!
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um quitta booboo i can’t send it if i dont have your email
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
now I asked yall ingrates who wanted this email before I left but I guess I won’t be sharing!
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@mirs-You are correct those get out the Korna free passes are fake…..i made 2 dolla ..
@Civil -yes Nivea is a singer don’t throw no shade her way….if the dream can be considered a singer why can’t Nivea be great……
@dcwife1622 Says:
thank u I try to stay pos most I can I leave the dragging for Charles and Sandra
AHHH GOOD OLD FASHIONED SOUTHERN AZZ WHOOPINS! THEY ARE WHAT MADE US THE DERANGED PEOPLE WE ARE TODAY!
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hell naw…grandma used to jump up from dat chair….I caught out the back door…all you heard was the screen door swinging….YOU GON HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!
mirs i was king for people’s email address to show them what i have in my cubical. I know I’ve been a lil rowdy today. I may need to go home and be tamed!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
@Nichelle
You know any Dickerson’s or Griffin’s?????
I’m not good with names I might
Krysi my sister tried that and low and behold, my mama caught up with her azz and she got a beat down in front of all her friends
@brown-you still can’t see my gravi. if not go to images on google and type in “spectacular from pretty ricky in pink panties” I hope you are ready for all that swexiness
naw…now I’m stalking her with my eyes!!! everytime she pass me my eyes are on her…with a creepy ass smile on my face. Yah trick YAH!!
bish came in here today trying to act like she didn’t want to speak. It took another co worker to say “Have you met Gina”..REally? Yes this bish met me!! had her hands all up and through my Gourmet GiGi’s Cupcakes I had shipped in from Nashville. Waving her pudgy hand all across the selection. while her fat ass fingers brushed up againest the one next to the one she finally choose. I was like…Oh do you have children?>…she was like YES…I straight took that cupcake and said please give her one too.
and breath again!!
missy i do need to “purge” some so that might help
ummm ggouch sweety, it’s almost over
missy Says:
@brown-you still can’t see my gravi. if not go to images on google and type in “spectacular from pretty ricky in pink panties” I hope you are ready for all that swexiness
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I don’t see the new gravi either. All I see is Chris with the gray hoodie on.
Speaking of a beating………My idiot auntie ran away from my grandpa and decided to run around a tree …my gramps was chasing her around the tree but caught himself and realized she was running around this one tree…..so he stopped and whooped her ever time she ran around the tree..the foolish woman never stopped running around that dang tree..
ggouch Says:
naw…now I’m stalking her with my eyes!!! everytime she pass me my eyes are on her…with a creepy ass smile on my face. Yah trick YAH!!
bish came in here today trying to act like she didn’t want to speak. It took another co worker to say “Have you met Gina”..REally? Yes this bish met me!! had her hands all up and through my Gourmet GiGi’s Cupcakes I had shipped in from Nashville. Waving her pudgy hand all across the selection. while her fat ass fingers brushed up againest the one next to the one she finally choose. I was like…Oh do you have children?>…she was like YES…I straight took that cupcake and said please give her one too.
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BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
I’m really bad because I am a author so when I go on tour people be talking to me like “girl u remember me I met you in St Louis.” I smile at them I thinking in my head “hell n’all” But I be like “girl yeah I can’t place my finger on your name though my memory is bad” Teehee Gotta get that book sale or when people be like I got your last took books just sign this one the same. I’m like wtf I don’t remember you I’ve met probably five thousand people since then, But I smile at them and say
“Hey spell that out for me again I hate writing people name wrong” I know I’m bad but I can’t help it……
ggouch Says:
naw…now I’m stalking her with my eyes!!! everytime she pass me my eyes are on her…with a creepy ass smile on my face. Yah trick YAH!!
bish came in here today trying to act like she didn’t want to speak. It took another co worker to say “Have you met Gina”..REally? Yes this bish met me!! had her hands all up and through my Gourmet GiGi’s Cupcakes I had shipped in from Nashville. Waving her pudgy hand all across the selection. while her fat ass fingers brushed up againest the one next to the one she finally choose. I was like…Oh do you have children?>…she was like YES…I straight took that cupcake and said please give her one too.
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Wu sah….Wu sah ….but your co-worker sounds annoying……t
@mirs-then you should look up what I told @brown in comment 177 to look up…..you will have a good laugh
lol
well most of my family are criminals so if you do know them it’s from the news
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
lol
well most of my family are criminals so if you do know them it’s from the news
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MISSY WHAT IN THE SAM HILL!!! HE WAS DEAD AZZ WRONG FOR THAT
missy Says:
ggouch Says:
naw…now I’m stalking her with my eyes!!! everytime she pass me my eyes are on her…with a creepy ass smile on my face. Yah trick YAH!!
bish came in here today trying to act like she didn’t want to speak. It took another co worker to say “Have you met Gina”..REally? Yes this bish met me!! had her hands all up and through my Gourmet GiGi’s Cupcakes I had shipped in from Nashville. Waving her pudgy hand all across the selection. while her fat ass fingers brushed up againest the one next to the one she finally choose. I was like…Oh do you have children?>…she was like YES…I straight took that cupcake and said please give her one too.
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Wu sah….Wu sah ….but your co-worker sounds annoying……t
@mirs-then you should look up what I told @brown in comment 177 to look up…..you will have a good laugh
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BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
lol
well most of my family are criminals so if you do know them it’s from the news
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SEE HOW YALL ACT! THE ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHARE MY GOODIES NO ONE WANTED ANY! SEE IF I OFFER MY GOODIES AGAIN
So I’m just gone take my goodies and give them to someone who appareciates the 3 times a yr i try to share!
I’m out so yall have a good one!
@Daisy, she was in Cadallic Records?? Blank stare.
@mirs-When I watched that vid. and this nicca had he audacity to say this is for the ladies and then wanna challenge Omari,Cb and Bow wow to a dance off…….Heavens I couldn’t take it….I clutched my pearls and couldn’t come to I needed help I just was gone…But the stills are better then the video…You know how a pic tells a thousand words ….well the stills for that video cracks me the heck up………
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
I’m out so yall have a good one!
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Krysi my sister tried that and low and behold, my mama caught up with her azz and she got a beat down in front of all her friends
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glad grandma never caught me….shyt I used to be on the porch till 11:30pm at night when the news went off..LOL, grandma would have to promise she wouldn’t beat me, before I came in!!
@Quitta, thanks. Was LL Cool J in the video?
DUDE LOOK LIKE A STR8 CRACKHEAD!
RIP Percy Sutton.
mirs-Oh. Were my suggestions that bad???? At the close of business, when no one is around, either glue her desk drawers shut, or loosen the wheels on her chair. They’ll never know it was you
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@missmiami-I know this pic just had to go up when I saw it…
He said this is for the Ladies when he did the vid. and to be honest I don’t know what ladies he was looking for…..I think he did the vid. for the Fellas and he got confused..he did call CB name so I guess this was his private strip-tease for the R&B dudes who are in the game….
missy Says:
@mirs-When I watched that vid. and this nicca had he audacity to say this is for the ladies and then wanna challenge Omari,Cb and Bow wow to a dance off…….Heavens I couldn’t take it….I clutched my pearls and couldn’t come to I needed help I just was gone…But the stills are better then the video…You know how a pic tells a thousand words ….well the stills for that video cracks me the heck up………
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@Brown-
@mirs-I was
all ova the place……I couldn’t take it….& yes i had the 
face at first and then as it went on I was laughing…..But I guess he was trying to get the ladies/fellas tipsy…..But did he ask if those dudes wear boxers or briefs…..or was it just mines…. 
j.c. Says:
mirs-Oh. Were my suggestions that bad???? At the close of business, when no one is around, either glue her desk drawers shut, or loosen the wheels on her chair. They’ll never know it was you
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i get the feeling, you’ve done this before!
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So, after she said that, she stood up at her desk, at her back was to me, so I walked past, and slightly slid her chair back about four to five inches, and all of a sudden, I heard a scream, a loud “BOOM”, and the floor shook.
All I could do was keep walking, and say to myself, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!”
missy Says:
@mirs-I was all ova the place……I couldn’t take it….& yes i had the face at first and then as it went on I was laughing…..But I guess he was trying to get the ladies/fellas tipsy…..But did he ask if those dudes wear boxers or briefs…..or was it just mines….
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Yes, he did ask that ish about boxers or briefs……
mirsmommy Says:
j.c. Says:
mirs-Oh. Were my suggestions that bad???? At the close of business, when no one is around, either glue her desk drawers shut, or loosen the wheels on her chair. They’ll never know it was you
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i get the feeling, you’ve done this before!
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So, after she said that, she stood up at her desk, at her back was to me, so I walked past, and slightly slid her chair back about four to five inches, and all of a sudden, I heard a scream, a loud “BOOM”, and the floor shook.
All I could do was keep walking, and say to myself, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!”
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So your answer is yes……
that is some ish I would have done but since I am changing in 2010..so I would have blessed her with some holy water/olive oil & said “my bad I just got done washing my hands and there was no towels for me to dry my hands with so I am trying to air dry them”
missy Says:
mirsmommy Says:
j.c. Says:
mirs-Oh. Were my suggestions that bad???? At the close of business, when no one is around, either glue her desk drawers shut, or loosen the wheels on her chair. They’ll never know it was you
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i get the feeling, you’ve done this before!
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Not lil ole me….. I didn’t do that, but I used to work with this girl that was confused about her nationality to the highest degree. Anyway, one day she told me that she and her YT friends burned a small cross at a dinner table, and that they were the anti-Christ tryin to rid all Christianity.
So, after she said that, she stood up at her desk, at her back was to me, so I walked past, and slightly slid her chair back about four to five inches, and all of a sudden, I heard a scream, a loud “BOOM”, and the floor shook.
All I could do was keep walking, and say to myself, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!”
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So your answer is yes…… that is some ish I would have done but since I am changing in 2010..so I would have blessed her with some holy water/olive oil & said “my bad I just got done washing my hands and there was no towels for me to dry my hands with so I am trying to air dry them”
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@mirs-yes there is….but speaking of change have you ever seen ne-yo sister……Geez she has a chin bigger then Jay Leno(Natalie) Omg I saw a pic of her on NB next to ne-yo and I can’t stop laughing……..she has a moon face and she has the audacity to smile…..I was thinking to myself is it a full moon or it went dark up in this bish….
but if you go on NB and look be careful the first pic. which feature T-lame and his wife has a little nudity…….
missy Says:
@mirs-yes there is….but speaking of change have you ever seen ne-yo sister……Geez she has a chin bigger then Jay Leno(Natalie) Omg I saw a pic of her on NB next to ne-yo and I can’t stop laughing……..she has a moon face and she has the audacity to smile…..I was thinking to myself is it a full moon or it went dark up in this bish….
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@ missy. Now you know you ain’t right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She reminds me of the masks from the movie Scream!!!!! I need to go 
cuz you just brought out the bad in me today. 
@mirs-Ne-yo sis face is shape like a half moon….Her & Natalie can have a chin off..I forgot Ne-yo sis had a big chin…
She have a “Who gon chin me bish?” look on her face…..she is chintastic…..I can chin all day………
@mirs-Not the movie scream
you ain’t right 
but she does look like it…….
missy Says:
@mirs-Ne-yo sis face is shape like a half moon….Her & Natalie can have a chin off..I forgot Ne-yo sis had a big chin…
She have a “Who gon chin me bish?” look on her face…..she is chintastic…..I can chin all day………
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Dead @ Krysi runnign from her grandma. My lil brova tried that ish with my mama, he would go underneath the bed. and make my mama promis she wasnt goin spank dat azz. BUT as soon as he went to sleep, she would sneek in his room and all you heard was wush wush wush and screamimg
.
MAN I HATED MY BROAVS AND SISTERS WHEN THEY WERENT THE ONES GETTING WHOOPED THEY WOULD ALL STAND AROUND TALKING BOUT “THEY ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU, THEY ALL GONNA LUAGH AT YOU” I STILL HATE THAT Damn MOVIE
missy, to the KONA NOW!!!!
@ Mirsmommy
LovelyLady Says:
@ Mirsmommy
@ you putting Missy on lock down, but i agree she needs it for a while. Sorry Missy but you know you be cutting up.
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YALL KNWO WE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE GOING OFF TOPIC.
WE GOT THE SR FLASHLIGHT SECURITY LURKING NOW WRITING AUNTIE EMAILS AS I TYPE
LovelyLady Says:
YALL KNWO WE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE GOING OFF TOPIC. WE GOT THE SR FLASHLIGHT SECURITY LURKING NOW WRITING AUNTIE EMAILS AS I TYPE
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@mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
@mirs-Ne-yo sis face is shape like a half moon….Her & Natalie can have a chin off..I forgot Ne-yo sis had a big chin…
She have a “Who gon chin me bish?” look on her face…..she is chintastic…..I can chin all day………
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WhY….Holy chin..chin this sum bull chin….Okay I can live with it then at least I get 3 meals…I can bring my own lunch though………
@J.C-you sending me to the KORNA to ….. *pouts*
mumbles *it isn’t my fault they got long chins and they think they fly…..Ne-yo sis has the longest chin of all time.” … nuff said…
@lovely-You too…..dang it….I will go to the KORNA then but with class and dignity…..& yes Lovely we should be careful to go offtopic they may send the chin patrol after us….and have them chin us to death……..
missy Says:
@lovely-You too…..dang it….I will go to the KORNA then but with class and dignity…..& yes Lovely we should be careful to go offtopic they may send the chin patrol after us….and have them chin us to death……..
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Yes the chin patrol ..They like to chin check folks but in reality they need to chin check themselves..If you got a glass chin you better watch your mouth …even if your pic say “Who gon chin check me boo?..I got the baddest chin in this bish”
@Lovely i’m sorry blame the chintastic girls
Oh snap im suppose to be in the KONA …i’ll go read my chin chronicles ..The life and Chins of Natalie and go -go sister……
It’s a good read ..it talks about how to put a shirt over the enormous chin and everything..
I wish Gabbi and Dwade nothing but the best. I’m not sure if anybody said this or not but why is Dwade wearing socks AND on the beach??
Hey Civil, I see you still acting up. Hey Missy and Mirsmommy, Krysi (with one “s”) J, Lovely. Y’all in the corner already? They need to set up a Mcdonald’s in there. Please behave in 2010.
Ms.kaylamomma
I aint do nuffin, that was Missy and them.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
I wish Gabbi and Dwade nothing but the best. I’m not sure if anybody said this or not but why is Dwade wearing socks AND on the beach??
Hey Civil, I see you still acting up. Hey Missy and Mirsmommy, Krysi (with one “s”) J, Lovely. Y’all in the corner already? They need to set up a Mcdonald’s in there. Please behave in 2010.
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*waving* Heyyyyyy.
I’m not in the Kona, the rest of em listed are all in the Kona. Missy has been sentenced to spend her natural sandrarose.com life in the Kona. 
OMG MISSY THAT DAMN PIC ALMOST MADE ME CHOKE. I JUST CANT, I WONT, PLZ TAKE IT DOWNNNNNNNNNN.
*waves* Hey Ms.kaylamomma
Im not acting up today..My passes can’t get me out ..*Digging in purse looking for some*
@mirs-Dang i’ve been sentenced to life in the Korna …Darn it
@Lovely-Thanks for chinning/throwing me under the bus
Yea we need Mcdonalds or something cause sandwiches and capri-sun everyday will drive me chinnny.
Y’all are going wayyy off topic and the topic police will be in here soon telling y’all are going to hell.
@lovely you just see my new pic…I’m changing it back to CB tomorrow ….
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Y’all are going wayyy off topic and the topic police will be in here soon telling y’all are going to hell.
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missy Says:
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Y’all are going wayyy off topic and the topic police will be in here soon telling y’all are going to hell.
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I will chin buke them and their evil spirits ……..
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ms.kaylamomma, please join missy and ggouch in the Kona, fo’ life!!!!!
@ Missy
Isn’t that Spectacular in your gravatar? Why is steezin’ like that?
@ mirsmommy
I just got here and I’m already sentenced to the KONA? Damn it. ***walks the green mile to the KONA***
@Ms.kaylamomma..Did you watch the video…He was getting down and dirty for Omari and Bow and he mentioned Cb… He said he wanted to get them tipsy and do some freaky things and pop they veins…..
missy Says:
@Ms.kaylamomma..Did you watch the video…He was getting down and dirty for Omari and Bow and he mentioned Cb… He said he wanted to get them tipsy and do some freaky things and pop they veins…..
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@Ms.kaylamomma
I think he is homo but he says otherwise….And the “he wanted to get them tipsy and do some freaky things and pop they veins”…..I added that but if you watch the video you would get the fever and that’s what he was trying to say.
missy Says:
@Ms.kaylamomma
I think he is homo but he says otherwise….And the “he wanted to get them tipsy and do some freaky things and pop they veins”…..I added that but if you watch the video you would get the fever and that’s what he was trying to say.
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mirsmommy Says:
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CRICKETS LMAO!
Hey everyone – Damn yall clowned in here today. I was
at the majority of this….Krysi, Brown, Civil STOOOPID!!! Yall are crazy
missy DEAD @ your gravi just DEAD
*pokes chin in* *waves* Hey Shauny….
I’m changing my gravi tomorrow so y’all better enjoy that sexiness..
PSA
For the sentitive folks with big chins plz don’t be offended…If tonight is a half moon please embrace it and say “Darn my chin is shiny and bright in the moon light”
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@Ms.kaylamomma..
This year and next year..I thought the PSA would get me out……..
“Oops i did it again ..I talked about chins and got put in the Korna ..Oh baby baby…Oops i think i should hide ..before the chins come and chin butt me ..but i’m just innocent”
Runs and hides with chin guard on
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Dear missy,
I have not been able to leave a comment because of you. I have been laughing at you since I came into this post. It is comments like these:
PSA
For the sentitive folks with big chins plz don’t be offended…If tonight is a half moon please embrace it and say “Darn my chin is shiny and bright in the moon light”
and
*pokes chin in* *waves* Hey Shauny….
and who can forget
I will chin buke them and their evil spirits ……..
that have made me lose all focus and thoughts of what I wanted to say. So I thank you missy for giving me a headache, stomach ache and sore neck from these comments. So, I am happy that you have been banished to the KONA for the rest of your days at SR. Thank you again for all the pain that you have caused me.
Sincerely,
Mistarie
@mistarie
*hangs head down*
Sorry
….I will try and be on my best behavior tomorrow ..
missy Says:
@Ms.kaylamomma..
This year and next year..I thought the PSA would get me out……..
“Oops i did it again ..I talked about chins and got put in the Korna ..Oh baby baby…Oops i think i should hide ..before the chins come and chin butt me ..but i’m just innocent”
Runs and hides with chin guard on
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OH HELL NO!!!!!!! WTF?!?!? ABSOLUTELY NOT. DOES ANYBODY SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE? AM I THE ONLY ONE? I CANNOT. I WILL NOT. I AM LEAVING. GOTDAMMIT!!!!!! *mumbles to myself on the way out* Damn girl got me in here drooling and shyt and ain’t nobody doing shyt about it. I quit dis bytch. *slams door on the way out*
Mistarie don’t leave. See what you did Missy.
New Year’s Resolution:
Stay out the KONA for the year 2010.
Funny how people love throwing shade on Gabby. Hmmm, but I happen to recall a little phrase in the traditional marriage vows (maybe D. Wade and Siovaugh didn’t say them) that said, in part, “forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her as long as you both shall live?” Now, unless Gabby said these words to Siovaugh, she would not technically be the homewrecker; Mr. Wade would be. I don’t know whether Gabby is a hoe or not. I’m not in her bedroom when her legs are open, nor do I want to be or care to be; but whatever it is, it’s her business. It’s also funny how women are the biggest shade throwers when it comes to other women. Sounds like D. Wade has been a very busy man. I’m assuming they are divorced since he filed in 2007, so what’s the deal. It is what it is. JMO.
@mistarie
Dang sorry i did it again
@Ms.kaylamomma I will try ..I think im getting it all out of my system ….But if necessary i will go hard on folks….
@ Ms.kaylamomma
I’m back. I just had to calm down. That damn girl is trying to kill me and I can’t die yet. I got shyt to do.
Any person who knowingly gets in the bed with a married person is just as much as a slore as the married person who they are sleeping with….. nuff said……
@ KrayZKat
missy, I beg to differ. The married, committed one is worse. Anyone would would sleep with a married person is wrong, trifling, and overall immoral, but that married man/woman made the “supposed” commitment, and in my eyes, they are worse. Just stating that “we all have an azzhole” opinion. It’s not meant to be an argument. That is all.
missy Says:
Any person who knowingly gets in the bed with a married person is just as much as a slore as the married person who they are sleeping with….. nuff said……
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Slores will coninue to be slores as long as men continue to be whores.
@KrazyKat
I wasn’t getting into a argument with you…Are you thirsty much…Geesh…
I didn’t say you were wrong but i said both parties are wrong…
What I will also never understand is the wives that know about these jumpoffs, slores, whores and ALLOW these men to continue with their behavior??? F*cking people on the side is different from having a relationship with someone while married. F*cking someone on the side, to me, just means you’re a whore but having a whole seperate relationship means, to me, you want to be with this person and fall in love. I will not condone my husband having another women on the side, I will divorce his ass quickly and never look back.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
What I will also never understand is the wives that know about these jumpoffs, slores, whores and ALLOW these men to continue with their behavior??? F*cking people on the side is different from having a relationship with someone while married. F*cking someone on the side, to me, just means you’re a whore but having a whole seperate relationship means, to me, you want to be with this person and fall in love. I will not condone my husband having another women on the side, I will divorce his ass quickly and never look back.
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I agree with what you are saying…Most women/men do it for the money …Which is sad because they don’t think about their children.
@missy, unfortunately when we type, the tone of our comments can get lost. I wasn’t attempting to sound angry in my response nor was I trying to sound “thirsty.”
. I was just stating my opinion. That’s all. Girl, I don’t cyber battle with anyone. It’s not that serious.
Ms.kaylamomma, I really believe some women put up with it because they either love the man so much and hope against hope that he will change (good luck on that) or they are just afraid of being alone. So many women seem to be validated by having a man on her shoulder (shrugging shoulders). I can understand ONE “mistake,” but a chronic cheater ,I will never tolerate. It’s not worth it to me.
Grown men never change. They like consistency in their lives and some are afraid of change.
@ Missy
No amount of money in the world will make me stay with my cheating husband. He can no longer be trusted and trust is a huge factor.
@ KrayZKat
I agree with your comment about some women need validation from a man. Some would say they were strong woman for staying with a man that cheats. I beg to differ. I have been cheated on but what made me feel stronger is leaving NOT staying.
I don’t e-beef or e-thug …….
@Ms.kaylamomma
Some people do have low self-esteem and others feel if they aren’t sleeping with their s/o it isn’t hurting them….
But money does contribute to so much ish in relationships….
Ms.kaylamomma – I agree. It takes mad strength to walk away from a toxic relationship. This “stand by my man” mentality isn’t for me. Why would a man change if he doesn’t have to? If he’s allowed to have his cake and ice cream and wife is going to take him back, he has no incentive to change.
Good gracious yall clowned up in here this evening
*looking in the KONA to see if they have enough room for each other*
KrayZKat Says:
Ms.kaylamomma – I agree. It takes mad strength to walk away from a toxic relationship. This “stand by my man” mentality isn’t for me. Why would a man change if he doesn’t have to? If he’s allowed to have his cake and ice cream and wife is going to take him back, he has no incentive to change.
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Exactly
missy Says:
@Ms.kaylamomma
Some people do have low self-esteem and others feel if they aren’t sleeping with their s/o it isn’t hurting them….
But money does contribute to so much ish in relationships….
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Yes, money does contribute but I would rather be broke azz hail without a STD rather than rich as a motherf*cker with HIV that my husband brought home to me.
And yes, low self-esteem contributes to letting a married man enter your box.
Daisy Says:
Good gracious yall clowned up in here this evening
*looking in the KONA to see if they have enough room for each other*
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Apparently i’ve sentenced to life in the Kona …Even though i don’t know why …I mean I said nothing bad…Besides telling the truth and the truth should set you free
Oh well it’s for the best interest because the half/fullmoon chin alliance of the world will come after me..
Oh and Chapter 2 of the chin chronicles ..The life and Chins of Natalie and go -go sister…Is sooo good they teach you how to use your chin as a weapon(but not when your getting jumped by a angry mother) ….it’s very informative
Oh snap ..They have detachable chins(for the different fights they get in)….The half moon,The full moon,quarter moon,three quarter and the scream mask…. Darn they some dangerous moon chin bishes….
@Ms.kaylamomma should i be offended by your
….because i feel 
………….Or is it because i sound loco …just curious
Nooooooooo Missy. Don’t be offended.
You don’t sound loco either but like you need a nap.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Nooooooooo Missy. Don’t be offended.
You don’t sound loco either but like you need a nap.
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I’m not offended i just was worried about the blink…..Any who yeah i do need a nap …I hope this cot in the Kona comfy because i need a soft bed to sleep in…..
missy Says:
Any person who knowingly gets in the bed with a married person is just as much as a slore as the married person who they are sleeping with….. nuff said……
Gab is a cutie and so is D. Wade
You guys should stop beating Gabby up. It’s hard to find a decent man while your juggling a demanding acting career…..
Wait a minute, she hasn’t made a movie in 5 years! Well… it’s hard to find a decent man when everyone knows your a doorknob.
All is fair in love and war. Yes marraige is supposed to be secure and sacred, but sometimes it just doesn’t work out that way. Plenty of men cheat, but if they actually leave then the relationship just wasn’t salvageable if you ask me. If it wasn’t Gabby, Tasia, Alicia, (insert name here), it would be someone else. But just because the other woman ends up with the “prize” doesn’t mean everyone is going to be cool with it or that their situation is going to work. Like I said all is fair in love and war. God bless all involved.
They make a sexy couple physically. I feel bad for the (soon to be?) ex-wife but some things are not meant to be.
i actually did believe they werent dating til these pics
oh d-wade. how typical 