FanMAIL: What’s Wrong With This Picture?

The picture above says it all: Swizz Beatz walks behind his woman while she hangs on to another man’s arm to keep her balance while crossing the street.

It doesn’t matter if the other guy is her bodyguard or her stockbroker. A real man accepts responsibility and would never allow another man to show him up like this. Everyone knows they are a couple so they need to come off it.

If he’s trying to look cool by not having his woman hang onto him, then he chose the wrong time to do it. That’s the problem with today’s black men: they’re so concerned with their image and looking cool that they don’t realize when they look stupid as hail.

To compound things further, Swizz clowned himself royally when he argued with his ex-wife on Twitter like two hens going back and forth with each other.

Anyway, I’ll let a real man tell it:

Based on what you said, I do think that Keys likes men who can overpower her but Swizz doesn’t do that. Arguing publicly with Ex shows he is a bitch it’s ok to fight but on TWITTER? wow! What’s worst is that he is in public and his woman is hanging on to another dude which is something women do instinctively to protect herself from falling down when on high heels and that’s what I mean with she does like strong guys but Swizz isn’t. Dude looks like he won’t take no shit from anyone. I remember a girl hung on to me while her man was there and he immediately stopped that which was also an act out of instinct.

Michael
mxymag.com


 


56 Responses to “FanMAIL: What’s Wrong With This Picture?”

  1. 1

    AK’s has issues if the strongest man around her is sporting a S-curl.

  2. 2
    FloridaChick813 says:

    That’s the problem with today’s black men: they’re so concerned with their image and looking cool that they don’t realize when they look stupid as hail.

    :claps: :claps: :claps:

  3. 3
    FloridaChick813 says:

    Yadda Yadda Says:

    AK’s has issues if the strongest man around her is sporting a S-curl.
    ___________________________________

    LMFAO

  4. 4
    CivilEngineer says:

    Maybe he took notes from Jay on proper etiquette with your s/o? another Kanye :shrug:

  5. 5
    kwall says:

    What’s Wrong With This Picture?
    ——————————
    “hanging on to another dude which is something women do instinctively to protect herself from falling down when on high heels”

    ummm no it ain’t? most times i am carrying kids, groceries, pocketbooks, etc while all the time wearing heels…

    this should read….. something women…WHO JUST A FEW YEARS AGO WAS THOUGHT TO BE BI AND USED TO ROCK DUDES CLOTHING HARD WHEN SHE FIRST CAME OUT AND JUST IN THE PAST YEAR OR TWO STARTED WEARING HEELS ON A REG…do instinctively to protect herself from falling down when on high heels

  6. 6
    trynabeme says:

    “They’re all gonna laugh at you!” © the mother in Carrie

  7. 7

    I concur 100% with Michael. Swizz Beatz is a beyoth.

  8. 8
    FloridaChick813 says:

    most times i am carrying kids, groceries, pocketbooks, etc while all the time wearing heels…
    _______________________________________________

    TRUE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All while holding the celly between ya ear and your shoulder, or texting!!! :lol:

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    FloridaChick813 says:

    trynabeme Says:

    “They’re all gonna laugh at you!” © the mother in Carrie
    ____________________________________________

    LOVE MIKE EPPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now im gonna go home after work and watch me some All About the Benjamins.. LOVE That movie.. LOL

  10. 10
    SouthernPrincess says:

    What’s Wrong With This Picture?

    I was thinking AKeys orange makeup…..ewwwww

  11. 11
    SouthernPrincess says:

    What’s Wrong With This Picture?

    I was thinking AKeys orange makeup

  12. 12
    iscream says:

    :rolleyes:

    I can’t wait till we start hearing the problem with black lesbians who think they’re men.

    1. You don’t have a real peen.
    2. You still bleed once a month like the woman you are.
    3. A man can do what you do and better.
    4. No matter how HARD you try you’ll never have that swagger.

    So continue to hate black men & black boys because they are what you will never be..

    Mind as well do like AKeys… If you can’t beat’em (cause u don’t have a peen to beat off.) Join’em

  13. 13
    tbrown says:

    AK’s has issues if the strongest man around her is sporting a S-curl.

    ______________________________

    :lolol: STOP IT

  14. 14
    LaTechGrad02 says:

    Is that Heavy D? It looks like him, just asking :coffee:

  15. 15
    kwall says:

    I was thinking AKeys orange makeup
    ——————————
    looking like the dayum mascot for syracuse (the orangemen).

  16. 16
    ggouch says:

    Akeys is just trying to throw us off her JUMP-OFF scent….that’s why she’s not holding on to SWIZZ BEATS!

    KWALL(I’m just going to point in the direction of the korner…you already know what to do…see you in a sec)

  17. 17
    Liyah74 says:

    Swiss Beats is still married. Mashonda stated that on her twitter so how is she his ex-wife? AK need to be ashame of herself out with a married man. I don’t care if he’s going through a divorce, that’s a no no. I lost all respect for her when I found out she was the cause of the end of their marriage. This is the same chick that wrote Karma and all those other love songs about being a couple. How can you respect an artist like that. SMH @ this ****ery.

  18. 18
    smiley says:

    A-Keys don’t like men this is a FACT

  19. 19
    Daisy says:

    Still Team AKeys :cheer: :dance:

    That is all again POW

  20. 20
    shannon04 says:

    I agree with michael as well.

  21. 21
    anti-PC says:

    Auntie, why you had to call that man ‘Toucan Sam’ in the other post???

    You ain’t right!!! LOLLLL

  22. 22
    Anna says:

    I am so laughing at myself. I thought the dude she was holding on to was her man. :lol:

  23. 23
    Bradley says:

    I’m new here. Just wondering if someone could tell me how to add an avatar?

  24. 24
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    @ trynabeme Says:

    “They’re all gonna laugh at you!” © the mother in Carrie
    ___________________________________________________

    :rofl: I damn near choked on my chips!

  25. 25
    qtipthecat says:

    Why are her pants all wrinkled up like that?

  26. 26
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    ________________ *dead* >IO <<<<<<<<< that’s me flatlined

  27. 27
    LovelyLady says:

    @ Daisy :cosign: lol

    @Liyah74 #noshade <<—– (as Daisy would say)

    But would you like it if people in your life lost respect for you because of some of the sins YOU committed. Aint no different then adultrey. *that is all* :coffee:

  28. 28
    SugaBrown says:

    I don’t care how much they keep throwing this story about her and Swizz out there, I have heard too many times from people that Akeys likes to :lick: .

  29. 29
    SugaBrown says:

    oops :lick:

  30. 30
    thaspinaltruth says:

    You reap what you sow, so Alicia must have sowed oranges.

  31. 31
    mizzdallas says:

    @Liyah74 Says:

    Swiss Beats is still married. Mashonda stated that on her twitter so how is she his ex-wife?
    **********************************

    :cosign: yes, they are still married I dont know why its taking them so long to sign the divorce papers but until the divorce papers are sign they are still married separation = marriage, divorce = single and ready to mingle………………….and I dare someone to say shyt about me co-signing…

  32. 32
    GoldenGirl25 says:

    Thanks for the open registration Sandra !!!! * so excited*

  33. 33
    pyt305 says:

    She should be holding on to woman…we all know she likes the ladies lol

  34. 34
    5starchic says:

    I just want to know who painted her face orange? SMDH

  35. 35
    LovelyLady says:

    and I dare someone to say shyt about me co-signing…
    ———
    Well dayumm Mizz Dallas.

  36. 36
    NYCUTIE says:

    :sorry: BUT AKeys has the legs of a fat woman..

  37. 37
    Vneezy says:

    :newbie:
    Good Day SR Fam! I think Akeys & SBeatz make an odd couple but maybe its real cause why would she waste time with that if she wasn’t interested? IDK

  38. 38
    Bird says:

    Ya know? I have to agree. I don’t like that picture. If Alicia needs help down the curb in her heals and her man is with her she shouldn’t be reaching for the security guy. I wonder why she didn’t go to her man. I don’t think its about hiding the relationship because they are out publicly together. Hopefully since the moment was caught on camera they can rectify the situation in the future.

  39. 39
    evanessag says:

    Her face is orange thats the only thing I see

  40. 40
    ms_no-no says:

    I don’t know about anyone else, but a man walks BESIDE his woman; not only that, but he also walks on the outside to shield her. This nut is walking with his head DOWN and 1/2 step behind her!! :rolleyes:

    The bodyguard is either supposed to walk in FRONT of them to shield them, or behind them looking out beyond them to see anything out of the ordinary before they do. Too bad money can’t buy class, ettiquette and taste.

  41. 41
    Cinderella says:

    Mashonda is the one holding up the divorce. I don’t why. He’s moved on and she should do the same. All of this back and forth on Twitter is stupid. Mashonda should only be concerned with raising her son.

  42. 42
    Cinderella says:

    * I don’t know why*

  43. 43
    meanbeeoch says:

    @ isc…
    I can’t wait till we start hearing the problem with black lesbians who think they’re men.
    __________
    :blink: Well dayum… *in my Gucci voice* :rofl:

  44. 44
    mstayindc says:

    :Rofl: @30 omg that was tooo much! but its funny cuz if she was holding on to the cockatoo’s(sp) arm they would be all types of bastards for the pda lol sad for them..poor adulterers cant do **** right

  45. 45
    trynabeme says:

    SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAD? Reg. is open AGAIN???? Merry Christmas newbies & :welcome: Play nice ’cause its been hectic lately :lolol:

    Sandra, you the bestest auntie in the whole wide world :rolleyes:

  46. 46
    pointhimout says:

    yeah, not a good look, based on this pic. as much as i did not approve of janet being the lollipop kid JD, she clung and hung on to him tight when they were out. if her bodyguards were present, you hardly knew it.

    swiss could’ve at least grabbed her right arm, but instead, he’s walking behind her. who knows. im sure the next time they’re out, he’ll practically have her in his pocket. he’s all of 135 lbs. they weigh the same thing. how much protecting can he really do? poor swiss. get cho grown man weight on, homie.

  47. 47
    SweetPea says:

    Her makeup is too peachy for her skin tone!

  48. 48
    Vneezy says:

    @trynabeme
    Merry Christmas and Thanks! You hear so much negativity about Sandra, but lately I agree wit most of what she says. I hope that doesn’t make me look bad. :lolsign: I’m no hater y’all!

  49. 49
    ryand91 says:

    Her legs are so big. But she’s looks nice and Swizz Beatz look umm yeah..Anyways good luck to this relationship. But I’ve observed over the years usually people that walk out of their relationships to be with another person usually don’t have good luck in those relationships.

  50. 50
    mydixiewrecked says:

    :shrug: Who cares!?

  51. 51
    mydixiewrecked says:

    Turns up “Santa Claus is a Black man” to get into the Christmas spirit…

  52. 52
    mistarie says:

    Looks like Jay Z and Beyonce in reverse :coffee:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    trynabeme says: Sandra, you the bestest auntie in the whole wide world :rolleyes:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    With the eye roll and everythang? Sarcasm at it’s best. Wow. :rofl:

  53. 53
    therapist1911 says:

    It amazes me that people get all that from A PICTURE. truth be told it doesn’t matter what these two would have been dping during the time of this photo PEOPLE would still have something to say.

    If they were hanging onto each other the comments would have said….

    “they have no respect for Mashonda”, “I’ve lost respect for Akeys blah blah blah” & “he is a Beotch azz nicca for direspecting the mother of his child”

    See where I”m going….some people always have something to say no matter what. So I say to Akeys & Swizz f’kem they gonna gossip and speculate anyway

    Class, Etiquette & Diginity is free, I suggest some of you get in line for it

  54. 54
    trynabeme says:

    Class, Etiquette & Diginity is free, I suggest some of you get in line for it
    **********************************************************
    Don’t sugar-coat it, tell ‘em how you really feel!

  55. 55
    kwall says:

    Play nice ’cause its been hectic lately
    ————————————-
    actually the folks who make it hectic AIN’T NEW.

    old heads.

    be starting shyt.

  56. 56
    LadeeA says:

    They soo do not excite me. Some new or old celeb couples make you excited but these two duds don’t do it for me. Maybe it’s just him. If she got with Idris Elba or Columbus Short, then I would be freakin lovin it.

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