Sorry ladies, Chris Brown is off the market
It looks like convicted woman beater Chris Brown found himself another LSLH chick to keep him warm on those chilly Winter nights. Or maybe she’s just his interior decorator helping him to redesign his crib so it doesn’t look like a 5-year-old lives there.
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Sandra did some LSLH chick turn you down or somethin? You feel the need to always point that out
I thought this had been CONFIRMED to be a photoshopped pic. I never thought it was him or him in his bedroom.
And it’s two chicks in their so i guess CB is a multi-tasker.. (j/p)
She looks better than RiRi
that ain nothing but a groupie…
What is this picture supposed to be telling us? If you are implying they just smashed…why would someone else be in the sex smelling room snapping photos?
@Daisy it does look fake but if we say that it is we are delusional stans even if they have confirmed it is a fake pic …
looks like a jumpoff to me….
And it’s two chicks in their so i guess CB is a multi-tasker
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how you say it, keep steathen on these heathens CB!
@Missy That girl has been in other pics with him before along with other males and females they are all friends
Ummm who cares? Chris Brown looks like he is one foot off the short bus with that low forehead and his mouth breathing looking self.
nothing here to see people…keep it moving….keep it moving
@j.c.
It’s “steezin on these heathens”
@Daisy – So she pulled a Natalie ….
graps daisy’s pearls @ ryand91’s comment!
In my savannah momma voice from waiting to exhale, chris is a good man in a bad situation!
i meant grasp
J.C. I watched waiting to exhale on Christmas…need to get it on DVD now since my VCR broke. lol
what female would allow this man to take pics of him after or before he smashed?? A GROUPIE!! At least Bow Wow keeps their faces hidden…….low budget ran thru azz HEFFAs!!
Somethings not quite right with all of these random posts Sandra puttn up today…Is this “Just For Kicks” Tuesday or sumn…Im just sayn….somethings kinda random….I’m still reading them, but Im just sayn…
@JC
@Ryan I see you Aggies are good at throwing shade
I havent had to clutch my pearls in awhile!
since my VCR broke
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*GASP*
I WOULD be in TEARS, if that happened to me!! 
@ Daisy lol, I don’t now we just might be.
Oh shyt! I just noticed that piece of an eyebrown in the left corner…..its another BYTCH IN THERE!!!
CB bout to have a minaj
Nika was it a Beta
Honestly I couldn’t imagine CB taking me back to the crib and let me see that room…OMG would he be singing Transform Ya or a Sesame Street song. *ponders*
The picture doesn’t even look right.
@ Daisy where do you read it was photo shopped?
No it was not a beta. lol I can find a stand alone to replace it either…all they sell now are tv/vcr combos.
@Krysi thank you I said the same thing about this pic it looks so photoshopped to me as well
@Ks we cant name sites not on Aunties blog rolls
I
wit Krysi. She’s a groupie. And who he slanging left & right, day & night, who really gives a damn.
Shew, I run L.A.!!
He looks like a serial killer in that pic. Sandra can we get an update? Are these two females in the pic still alive?
hopefully he has moved on….
Quitta Says:
Shew, I run L.A.!!
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Why does CB look like even a caveman can do it! with that forehead.
Dorcely Says:
He looks like a serial killer in that pic. Sandra can we get an update? Are these two females in the pic still alive?
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Lol. Let’s just Pray for them.
No need to apologize Miss Sandra. No one over 18 wants Chris so whether or not he is off the market is of no importance. In any event, I’m sure the boy been smashin groupies uninterupted for years. That doesn’t mean he’s boo’d up.
BTW, why does he left arm (just above the elbow) look so skinny? The other one is big.
BamaBeauty Says:
Somethings not quite right with all of these random posts Sandra puttn up today…
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Shoot. I thought all blog posts were random.
Bird Says:
No need to apologize Miss Sandra. No one over 18 wants Chris so whether or not he is off the market is of no importance. In any event, I’m sure the boy been smashin groupies uninterupted for years. That doesn’t mean he’s boo’d up.
BTW, why does he left arm (just above the elbow) look so skinny? The other one is big.
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Why does CB look like even a caveman can do it! with that forehead.
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“PLEASE
if ya don’t mIND
LET ME BE MYSELF
so I can shyne
with me own LIGht
Let me be myself
for a WHILE!”
The girl is holding her stomache, did CB loose his soul again and punch her in it?
ggouch Says:
The girl is holding her stomache, did CB loose his soul again and punch her in it?
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Nika check your local pawn shop. You might get lucky and find one or check the flea market
Dorcely Says:
He looks like a serial killer in that pic. Sandra can we get an update? Are these two females in the pic still alive?
DEAD!!! Sending out a DAYUM CHRISB-ER Alert!!
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Sandra Rose Says:
BamaBeauty Says:
Somethings not quite right with all of these random posts Sandra puttn up today…
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Shoot. I thought all blog posts were random.
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AWW HELL NO!!!!!! Sandra, can I send your azz to the Kona?!?!?!
Nika I just found one on Craigslist
@ Sanda—–maybe I should have used these words to get my point across: very random, boring, old, not important, reaching, mundane, who cares, etc etc…..
You’re capable of so much better
somebody insert my “r” in Sandra for me
At least Bow Wow keeps their faces hidden…….low budget ran thru azz HEFFAs!!
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@Krysi, I thought it was because they’re men
somebody insert my “r” in Sandra for me
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dat nicCah said “Sanda”
AHAJHHAHAHAHA!!
@Krysi, I thought it was because they’re men
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Ahhhh you brAng up a FINE point CE…while your at it, pull your azz oVER TO the KOUNTY KONA for all ETERNITY please!!
CivilEngineer Says:
At least Bow Wow keeps their faces hidden…….low budget ran thru azz HEFFAs!!
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@Krysi, I thought it was because they’re men
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*In my best Flava Flav Voice* WOOWW!!!!
Naw Ms. Sandra, that’s photo-shopped. Look at the neck. That mess looks suspect and frightening.
CivilEngineer Says:
At least Bow Wow keeps their faces hidden…….low budget ran thru azz HEFFAs!!
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@Krysi, I thought it was because they’re men
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Go to the KORNA and don’t look back ……..just don’t….
You know Bow only like the chocolate though…….Omari was his first love before he was with Ciara…those other folks(man/woman/beast) are to make Omari jealous……
LOOKS LIKE THEY HAD A 3-SUM… ITS 2 GIRLS IN THIS PIC!!!
I never left the KONA…laptops and wireless, match made in heaven!!
Now gimme some juice @missy!!
those other folks(man/woman/beast) are to make Omari jealous……
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BEAST??!!
that brought a tear to my eye… 
yall just in rare form today
@Civil-Have you not heard they only give us tap-water in the KORNA…….
lol yall so silly…beast…lol
@missy
WHAT!?!?! When did that happen? First I find out we have to eat some damn potted meat for lunch, then my “get out the KONA free” passes are void b/c you deceived me and now I can’t even get juice!! 
It’s somethin ain’t right with that pic!
@Civil-Don’t blame me they told me …….they are giving me tap water and day ol’ bread……….& sorry about those passes…..I only wanted 2 dolla……
This KORNA is a hard place to be……..(In my Ice Cube voice from Boyz n the Hood) heck either they know ,don’t show ,or don’t care about what goes on in the KORNA….
LMMFAO MISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so photoshopped…c’mon now
SMH and LMBO at the moral standards of Americans!!!!
“Another”??? But Rihanna has short hair?….I guess LSLH women aren’t allowed to date men….ever.
heck either they know ,don’t show ,or don’t care about what goes on in the KORNA….
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! THIS MF IS ILL!!!
awww shes cute, but who cares if she is/isnt dating CB?? I mean EVERYONE knows that he hits/bites… abuses women… so if they know all dat going in…. God Bless! ummmmmNEXT!
awww shes cute, but who cares if she is/isnt dating CB?? I mean EVERYONE knows that he hits/bites… abuses women… so if they know all dat going in…. God Bless! ummmmmNEXT!
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oh yea? i had no idea everyone was in the car with him and riri
LOL, that is so photoshopped and a bad job at that. You see that little are on the left all digitized, LOL!
KSmommy05, this is not a direct hit at you.
I have to use your comment as part of this however. I am not real sure what is being said by those who make comments like, there are two sides of the story, and you weren’t there and so on. These statements are mostly reserved or presumably reserved in an attempt to defend or deflect responsibility from Chris Brown.
LADIES, short of RiRi stabbing CB’s momma in front of him, he does not deserve empathy for his actions that night.
Her battered face was there and tells the other side of the story of what happened that night quite well as well as the fact that he has never denied the intensity of the beating either.
Chris did more than mug her face in an effort to snap her out of her hysteria over the texts.
He did more than grab her arms or put up a protective forearm to keep her from hitting him.
HE did more than push her away in an attempt to put space between the two of them. He beat her. Point blank BEAT HER, about the face and body.
Now, allow me to state: I am part of that community that wants to forgive CB. And see his career recover. I give credence to his redemption.
But doing so does not mean I minimize the actions he chose that night. They are never to be excused or justified.
P.S. Indesign18, I love your gravatar, does the peace have a name? I love it. I would hang a picture like that in my house.
Sandra that pic is photoshoped. A 3 year old could see that. But besides that just because he’s seen with a girl dont mean he’s boo’d up. Ever heard of “groopie”? “booty call” “one night stands”? C’mon girl CB be “steathen on these heathens” as they say sense he came out. All male entertainers have f*cked a groopie or two. Let him have fun and get it out of his system. So he doesnt do his wifey like tiger did his.
Oh and Can someone please tell me what LSLH means? Sandra seems to use that alot in her posts.
The photo doesn’t even look real. Looks like they pasted Chris’s photo with the other 2 girls.