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According to RadarOnline.com, Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel now says she lied to cover up for Woods when she said she didn’t have an affair with him.

Uchitel probably thought her loyalty would earn her brownie points with the golf legend — until his other jump offs came scurrying out of the woodwork like roaches hoping to cash in.

Uchitel, who hired famed mouthpiece Gloria Allred to represent her, will hold a press conference today hoping to regain her place in jumpoff history as THE #1 reason the Woods were fighting before he crashed his SUV into a tree early Friday morning in his Orlando, Florida subdivision.

Expect a bunch of lies and total fabrications from Uchitel when she goes before the cameras today. She has to make her story look good if she’s to get the jump on her competition, who have text messages and voice mails to prove their claims of infidelity.

Updated:

Apparently, Gloria Allred and her client Rachel Uchitel have reached a financial agreement with Tiger Woods.

According to TMZ, Allred, Uchitel and reps for Woods were in communication last night and a financial offering might be on the table. TMZ has no details, but they do say Allred has never canceled a press conference in her life!

Being a jumpoff is a very lucrative profession.

  • http://myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

    ***sigh***…starting to lose focus on this mess

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

    why in the world is she holding a press conference??? this is never gonna end

  • waterlily_76

    beetch please! Please sit down somewhere.

  • missmiami

    Why is that worthy of a NEWS CONFERENCE. The media is pure garbage :hurl:

  • ksmommy05

    This is just getting really really sad. I feel for Elin.

  • missy

    :rolleyes: She is a Liar and tried to save face…….but know she wants the world to know she is really a ho……Okay ……….NEXT

  • Anna

    She is just mad that she was not the only one. LOL.

  • bigtyme

    a press conference to confirm you are a slut? wooooow

  • http://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

    I would like to dedicate Melanie Fiona “It Kills Me” to Elin Woods. It’s hard out here for a wife. But she is a BAD Bish for demanding him to revise the prenup. She must have some dirt on him.

  • free

    :offtopic: another blog has picked up the charles/monica fiasco. lol.

  • jah

    presse conference for what? someone tell that ho to sit on down somewhere. At the same time though I don’t blame her…

  • mirsmommy

    :rolleyes: Not this ish again.

  • missmiami

    :cosign: @ free I saw that. GET IT CHARLES W/HER 2 SECONDS OF FAME. HEY SERIOUSLY, U CALLED HER OUT, WERE FACTUAL AND ON POINT. SHE CAN’T GET MAD AND EVEN HER STATEMENT CONTRADICTED ITSELF. LOL @ CELEBS TRYING TO BE SMART.

  • missmiami

    I MEAN “YOUR 2 SECONDS OF FAME”

  • luvly1957

    Her 15 minutes are up have a press conference to say, yes I am a ho and a homewrecker and I fukked him for publicity and a few dollars. Aren’t my parents proud!!!!

  • missy

    @Free & Missmiami

    I saw that also and I was going to put it up but didn’t…..and @Missiami comment 13 I agree…

    GO Charles :cheer1:

  • free

    :offtopic: missmiami, charles has made it all the way to monica’s label!!

    CHARLES, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY C LIST! A VOICE CRYING OUT IN THE WILDERNESS. lol.

  • free

    :offtopic: missy, somehow i don’t think we’re going to see charles on here again….

  • FloridaChick813

    missmiami Says:

    Why is that worthy of a NEWS CONFERENCE. The media is pure garbage
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    :cosign:

    But I didnt think Tigers corny a$$ was the type to cheat.. But I guess thats what all that money does to ya.. :rolleyes:

  • mia2bmore

    Jumpoffs have attorneys and press conferences! What is the world coming too?!

  • missy

    @free

    I have that feeling also……….. but I know where his blog is so I could always get my daily dose………..

  • pyt305

    a press conference for what??? just last week wasn’t no1 checking for tiger woods azz….he need to go sit down!

  • missmiami

    :rofl: Monica did get slick by saying when she see’s him face to face :shotsfired:

    Anyway, break out the alcohol :party:

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

    i read those charles/monica comments this morning on their twitter accounts this morning. he said he wasnt gonna talk bad about her eva, eva eva eva again.

  • FloridaChick813

    Wow.. Who’da thought Charles would have all the blogs attention nation wide.. LOL!!!

  • ldorisca

    :offtopic: I can’t believe Pleasure P molested that 4 year old. Thank God I never bought an album of his!!!

  • missmiami

    I have his album and really enjoyed it :ashamed: I am holding on to hope that he is innocent. But he no looky like he innocent :crying:

  • Anna

    mia2bmore Says:

    Jumpoffs have attorneys and press conferences! What is the world coming too?!
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    Whoever Alred has as a client for whatever reason Alred holds a press conference.

  • FloridaChick813

    missmiami Says:

    I have his album and really enjoyed it I am holding on to hope that he is innocent. But he no looky like he innocent
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    Not at all.. Especially with them papers that MTO has posted up.

  • missy

    @Idorisca

    I was thinking that way but I woke up this morning and actually read the Documents(of what i could make out)and Marcus Ramone Cooper is suppose to be in jail because in 2006 he was not under the age of 18 …..so how could the case be closed and when I went on NB I read a letter and the person said he “fingered” 2 kids but the “court document” just lists one child……….in 2006 and Bluestar is covering it up……….When I remember Baby Blue(a member of Pretty Ricky) Saying Marcus is no longer on the label(Blues star)they let him out the contract….

    And I thought he left because he was suing his way out of his contract because Joseph Smith lied and said he was his father when he wasn’t…..And Marcus Cooper made a song about it……I am not totally sure any more :confused:

  • pyt305

    @ 26 >>> That Pleasure P thing got crazy last night on twitter cuz of those ‘documents’….IDK how true those things are but its not look too good for Pleasure P. His sum what established career will never recover from this.

  • FloridaChick813

    I wander how Bria feels about all this..

  • Anna

    ldorisca Says:

    I can’t believe Pleasure P molested that 4 year old. Thank God I never bought an album of his!!!
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    I did not think Sandra would have posted something so bad if it were not true. I never bought his album and could not tell you the name of one song.

  • missy

    When I said “I am not totally sure any more :confused:” ……I am talking about him raping the child…..because the document doesn’t have anything that says molestation …..And they have him as the Maternal Uncle and as Marcus Cooper in the same line…I think this story is deeper than this……I think Pretty ricky is Jealous Of Marcus and is trying to watch him fail……And I am not defending or Condoning his actions…..I think something else happened..

  • bballmom

    What is the charles/monica fiasco?

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Is there any shame in jumpoff’s game?? Blank stare.

    Sidebar: Did you all see the video where Lil Wayne is bragging about being molested? Blank stare. In the video, he encourages a 15-year old male virgin to have sex because he was raped at 11 years old and he liked it. Blank stare. Then he braggs about being a father by age 15. He is clearly high on this video. Please visit Charles’ blog for further details.

  • http://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

    @ free

    What can I find this Monica/Charles saga?

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    Why does the Adulteress home WRECKER get an audience? Go to your priest you ADULTRESS WHORE. What possibly do you have to say that is worth listening to!! You didn’t know he was married?

    I wish these jump-offs would play their respective position and stay low-key. I thought the key to having a successful AFAIR was the ability to remain inconspicuous.

    Aren’t they supposed to simply accept the little superficial trinkets and it quietly in a corner until the next HARD-ON!!

    AND TIGER!!! SAD and TRAGIC DAY, when the part of your vows that said: Those that God hath joined together, let no man put asunder. …or the part that said” In the presence of God, our family and friends, I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful partner becomes worth 20 sessions of 20 minutes with RANDOM PUSSY, who when it hits the fan will sell you out anyway!!

    SHOULD HAVE GONE TO a REAL HOOKER TIGER!!! Instead of a WHORE! YOU DESERVE THE PUBLIC HUMILATION and SCRUTINEY you are about to endure…AND PLEASE DON’T BLAME it on your lack of self-control on your BLACK FATHER.

    OFF TOPIC:
    SOMEONE PLEASE SUMMARIZE the CHARLES and MONICA DRAMA!!! (Bouncing in my ergo chair with pure giddiness)

    WHAT HAPPENED!!

  • kwall

    this shyt is messy as hail. i never seen such extramarital messiness.

    is it cause tiger is the only canibalasian dude on erff?

    idk :shrug:

    he musta “wore that out” as he said…for serious…

    :rofl: at the image of “tiger tiger woods” wearing out a cooch…

  • Mornay

    ARGH…!!! Tiger should try a more modest smile. His teeth are so :-D I just can’t take it!

  • free

    :offtopic: i am not going to list the blog but google “r&b singer monica gets blasted” and it will take you there.

  • va_shawty

    :rofl: at Mornay’s image of Tiger’s teeh – :grin:

  • va_shawty

    oops meant teeth

  • http://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

    :lol: @ the update

    This bish is getting her money for NOT snitching. Betcha he thought vagina wouldn’t cost that much!!

  • Anna

    Ms.kaylamomma Says:

    @ the update

    This bish is getting her money for NOT snitching. Betcha he thought vagina wouldn’t cost that much!!
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    WOW!

  • ReadTheBlog

    Financial agreement for what?

  • trynabeme

    I feel ish for Elin punk arse! She was tryna help keep the ish on the DL! Its 2009, dayum near 2010 how are you going to be living in cele-world & think the “TRUTH” will not come out!? A lil common sense, ppl!

  • trynabeme

    I *DON’T* feel ish for Elin punk arse!

  • Krysi J

    Being a jumpoff is a very lucrative profession.
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    Obviously I missed that memo as well.

  • LadeeA

    Did anyone hear about the man who introduced Tiger to his wife? He’s supposedly dogging Tiger out now. I guess he’ll be the savior for Elin? She’ll be cheating next.

  • trynabeme

    LadeeA Says:

    Did anyone hear about the man who introduced Tiger to his wife? He’s supposedly dogging Tiger out now. I guess he’ll be the savior for Elin? She’ll be cheating next.
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    There’s an APP4THAT:
    Elsewhere © R. Kelly :lolol:

  • nevesnanna

    ….so Gloria gets 33%…and she didn’t even have to change her voicemail or cringe at those lame ass sexting messages…I’m in the wrong damn profession.

  • http://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

    Didn’t Tiger learn anything from Shaq and Mayor Kilpatrick with these texts, emails, voicemails.

  • Krysi J

    No, the real :eek: is Rachel Uchitel gets any amount of money period and she didn’t even have to marry the SOB??

    So people should get married for what reason again?….unhappiness and embarassment?

    not all cases i know, but in the world we live in we’re looking at 60/40

  • C Marie

    The purpose of the press release was so she could get money. This trick knew what she was doin.

  • african_dude

    i feel bad for elin… really, i didnt know i could say this but i feel really sorry for her

  • nevesnanna

    “The gold diggers of the world have just proclaimed Elin as their new GODDESS! Get on your knees and worship her!” priceless quote! :clap:

  • http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

    :bore:

  • KaraZ

    Financial agreement for what exactly???? If she didn’t collect any monies when she offered up her puzzy why is she billing him now?

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    I really really really want something else in the entertainment world to happen…………I am over this tired azz story

    OH AND KWALL..>>>>>>>>>>KONA! U talkin bout you laughin U had me dying and I aint even supposed to be on here! :danban:

  • Thando

    Botttom line, Elin knew about all this going on. She just cried foul coz they probably agreed it should never become public. She was just an image tool. Now she can continue or pretend to have some dignity and leave. Nanny….SMH. She read too much cinderella. Any sane woman knows rich men will dog you.

    What is annoying her is that this blew up before she had enough milage on whatever the prenup years were.

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    Didn’t Tiger learn anything from Shaq and Mayor Kilpatrick with these texts, emails, voicemails.

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    :cosign: I’m tellin ya it’s always the simple shyt that gets that azz caught up!! :wink:

  • missy

    @tryna

    :rofl: @ your gravi. you ain’t right…. :lolol:

  • trynabeme

    Thando Says:

    Botttom line, Elin knew about all this going on. She just cried foul coz they probably agreed it should never become public. She was just an image tool. Now she can continue or pretend to have some dignity and leave. Nanny….SMH. She read too much cinderella. Any sane woman knows rich men will dog you.

    What is annoying her is that this blew up before she had enough milage on whatever the prenup years were.
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    :cosign:

  • Mornay

    “Tiger’s people are desperate to keep Rachel from talking about Tiger and that they were willing to go a long, long way to keep her silent. One source claimed that Rachel was negotiating a $1 million payoff by Tiger’s people to remain silent.”

    Gotta give it to her. She lawyered up with the BEST and the other two fools put it out there for free. The difference between a jump-off Ph.D. and a jump-off GED… :-D

  • BLACKBARBIE404

    THIS WAS A BAD YEAR FOR ENTERTAINERS…… SMH!

  • KaraZ

    A million dollars for what? Did she fugg him up the azz? What could she possibly have on him that’s worth a million dollars at this point?

  • waterlily_76

    KaraZ Says:

    A million dollars for what? Did she fugg him up the azz?
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    :rofl: My side hurts!!

  • Cinnamon Kisses

    A million dollars for what? Did she fugg him up the azz? What could she possibly have on him that’s worth a million dollars at this point?
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    That’s what the hail im sayin! She MUST have some dirt fa real! :shotsfired1:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    ***crickets***

  • BLACKBARBIE404

    MISSY – YOUR GRAVI IS HILARIOUS! LOL

  • KrayZKat

    What a mess! The ONLY one I feel for is Elin. Get whatcha can get, girl! Shame on you, Tiger.

  • Lady_L

    wait have ya’ll seen Tameka Foster Raymond’s twitter what she had to say about Tiger’s affairs? Tameka really needs to stop! wasn’t she cheating on her husband who she had kids with with Usher. Tameka kills me with her underyling texts that are directed towrds Usher. She is so stupid.

  • Mornay

    I’m willing to wager that it has less to do with “what she has on him” and more about his net worth. We assign value based on how important or valuable something is to us… so silence is worth $1,000,000.00 est. to Tiger :-D

  • shannon04

    ReadTheBlog Says:

    Financial agreement for what?
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    My thoughts exactly…and it appears to me that what they’re(Rachel+Ms.Allred) doing is almost like blackmail/extortion??? Whatever it is she has on him has to be very damaging but why pay anything at this point?? The cat is already out of the bag. I wouldn’t pay these chicks a dime. Just go ahead and confess EVERYTHING and then what?? Let these magazines pay these women. I wouldnt give nobody any money to cover up any secrets that I have cause sooner or later somebody is going to tell no matter how you pay.

  • mirsmommy

    KaraZ Says:

    A million dollars for what? Did she fugg him up the azz? What could she possibly have on him that’s worth a million dollars at this point?
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    :lol: Or maybe she was f*ckin him in the teeth :-D

  • Quitta

    I’m tired of Tiger and his ran down cubs. Next!!

  • missy

    @blackbarbie……..That is why I put CB pics up…he makes the best facial expressions…..

  • BLACKBARBIE404

    MISSY…YOU MEAN WORST… LOL

  • flyqtnva

    missy & free

    who what when where

  • ReadTheBlog

    :offtopic: Doe anyone else think Drake should get his eyebrows waxed/shaped a little? Dude got an Oscar the Grouch thing going on…

  • missy

    @fly
    It is on Charles site and it is about Monica….
    and Charles was banned again

    @RTB-Drake should disappear on the whole……and stick to Degrassi……And yes those brows need some help….

  • Mornay

    “Meanwhile, according to the Daily Beast.com, Nordegren is negotiating an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and revising her prenup, reported at $20 million at the time of their 2004 marriage, to give her as much as $55 million if she stays with her husband for two more years.”

  • talldrink

    Miss Jump Off is coming forward today, because the other jump offs starting spilling out of the closet yesterday, so she is just maximizing her earning potential. I knew she was after the cash, when she hired Allred, that bitch is NOT cheap.

  • http://myspace.com/rayne215 spongebobfan

    MAN I JUST WISH HE MESSED WITH A BLACK GIRL, THAT WOULD GREAT TO SEE

  • LadeeA

    @trynabeme- DEAD @ YOUR GRAVATAR! :lol:

  • Anna

    He should have did right from the beginning what I said yesterday. Say that he is a sex addict and that he is checking himself into Dr Drews Clinic on Monday. America forgives if you react quickly towards your own transgressions.

  • cedramyers

    NASTY $$$$$$$$. PEOPLE NOWADAYS WILL SELL THEIR SOULS TO THE DEVIL TO GET THEIR 15 MINUTES OF “SHAME”. NO MAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MARRY THESE $$$$$$. TAPING PHONE CONVERSATIONS, SAVING TEXT MESSAGES AND VOICE MAILS.
    CALCULATED $$$$$$$. I WONDER WHAT THESE RUN OUT $$$$$$ PARENTS THINK. THEY RAISED HOOKERS.

    TIGER IS NO BETTER.:nono:

    I THINK HE WAS SET UP BY HIS GOLFING BUDDIES TO SEE HIM FAIL AND FALL.:hater:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    I am done. Tiger’s jumpoff, Rachel Uchitel, is walking around with a black bunny like it is a dog. WT___ is wrong with her. Blank stare.

    Sidebar: The black bunny is cute.