Am I the only one who isn’t fooled by Rihanna and Matt’s fake romance?

Rihanna was spotted playing with the dolphins in Los Cabos, Mexico yesterday. I’ve decided that this new “romance” between the pop singer and LA Dodgers bench warmer Matt Kemp is completely fabricated. the evidence is abundantly clear that this relationship is strictly for publicity purposes.

First of all, look at the expression on the face of Rihanna’s bulldog publicist. There’s no way she could be that happy for them unless it was for publicity purposes. And why is she even on vacation with them — right there in the water with them? Would you take your newspaper boy, dog groomer, and landscaper on vacation with you? Does that make sense?

Of course, this is nothing new in the industry. PR people have been known to fabricate relationships to quiet rumors of homosexuality (as in this case with Rihanna). But normally the celebrity client is a male who got caught out there as is the case with Tyler Perry and the PR people swing into damage control. But no one believed me when I said Rihanna was a lesbun anyway. So why the fake relationship? Unless she’s trying to get back at convicted woman beater Chris Brown. But that would be so petty.

Photos: Splash News Online

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86 Responses to “Am I the only one who isn’t fooled by Rihanna and Matt’s fake romance?”

  1. 1
    missy says:

    The woman in the first pic seems a little to happy to see rihmatt(c)missy …..

    I do think celebs pay for their pics to be taken on their private vacations……..


  2. 2
    j.c. says:

    ugh, i hate that rat on her head!


  3. 3
    ksmommy05 says:

    I definitely think this thing is a bit off. I dont know why they feel to have a romantic getaway with her best friend/secretary and her publicist. weird, but hey….to each their own.


  4. 4
    missy says:

    Honestly I feel this dude trying to become more popular and using robyn….


  5. 5
    Danielle84 says:

    Unless she’s trying to get back at convicted woman beater Chris Brown. But that would be so petty.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That’s exactly what is going on here! Im bored :yawn: NEXT….


  6. 6
    Krissy J. says:

    LMAO @ Comparing her publicist to a dog groomer :rofl:


  7. 7
    Krysi J says:

    this shyt is so lame…

    :rolleyes:


  8. 8
    Redeemed777 says:

    Sandra, when are you gonna switch up on your posts???

    Post something random about:

    Diggy Simmons
    50 cent
    Taylor Lautner
    Kirk Franklin

    Just something or somebody random.


  9. 9
    MissGauzzz says:

    @danielle84… :cosign: :yawn:


  10. 10
    TolesT says:

    What happened with Tyler Perry? :popcorn: I missed SOMEthing! :lolol:


  11. 11
    pyt305 says:

    She aint gay Sandra…and u know she love attention so of course this is a publicity stunt!


  12. 12
    nika405 says:

    If it is staged…he couldn’t keep grabbing my booty like that unless he was my “something”…and I wouldn’t let him do it in public!


  13. 13
    pyt305 says:

    And can we can a :newpost: on someone relevent pretty plz


  14. 14
    Q_ATLANTIS says:

    i believe you Sandra … especially after hearing Chris Brown’s song “Famous Girl” …am i the only one that believes he’s calling her out?


  15. 15
    yvonne79 says:

    ON TO THE NEXT ONE…. :yawn:


  16. 16
    starr says:

    missy Says:

    Honestly I feel this dude trying to become more popular and using robyn
    **********************

    I so agree!!! Thats y im giving him the sideye.


  17. 17
    Quitta says:

    Yeah I think homeboy is using Riri. I never heard about him til she hooked up with him.

    When this excursion is over I hope we dont get a part 2 her phone pics being distributed


  18. 18
    mistarie says:

    WHO CARES?!?!?!?!? I DON’T AND I DON’T THINK MANY OTHER PEOPLE DO EITHER. WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING THIS NO TALENT ALL OF THIS SHINE. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HER, BUT THE REST OF US ARE NOT. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…STOP POSTING THIS CHICK! LET IT GO! MOVE ON! I NEVER THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A DAY WHEN I WOULD LONG FOR A TINY POST, BUT I DO. I AM SO SICK OF THIS CHILD THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!

    Sorry, I had to go INTENSE for a moment


  19. 19
    pyt305 says:

    :rofl: @ mistarie


  20. 20
    STLVixen says:

    Whether it’s a publicity stunt or not, Rihanna is entitled to move onto the next one, whoever that may be. I have a feeling that no matter who she was seen out with, folk would say its a stunt.

    What she really needs to do is take a break and work on herself emotionally out of the limelight.


  21. 21
    Krysi J says:

    LOL @ Mistarie and :cosign:

    don’t tell her nothing….she gon be the reason everybody starts treating Rhianna like Beyonce in a minute.


  22. 22
    missy says:

    @starr and quitta ….So it’s 3 of us okay……


  23. 23
  24. 24
    Choco says:

    No Sandra you are not the only one who thinks that way I said it best when I described her his flavor of the month and we already know what her flavor is—but who the F cares!


  25. 25
    ReadTheBlog says:

    :newpost:


  26. 26
    LovelyLady says:

    LA Dodgers bench warmer Matt Kemp
    ——
    :rofl: Now he’s warming your precious Rhi Rhi’s bed. They may not be an item but they sure are :hump: He aint cuffin them “Becky Cakes” for nuffin.


  27. 27
    mistarie says:

    For the record, I knew this fool was using that fool because he was looking directly into the camera when he was squeezing on her butt in the pics from yesterday. I’m still bored with this talentless, classless, tacky, over-sexed air head and I feel that we need to move on to someone worthy of being talked about. That is all. :coffee:


  28. 28

    Sandra, since we are on the subject of woman beaters, can you post the JBoog story about him beating the hail outta his baby mama in front of their kids??


  29. 29
    slparker says:

    Was she this affectionate in public when she was with Chris Brown? I do not remember that she was but I could be mistaken. It seems strange that both her and Chris both start dating these random people at the same time. I hope I am wrong, but of course it is their business, but I think that her and Chris still have a relationship going on and they are “dating” these people to throw the public off. For some reason I do not believe it is over between those two. But like I said I hope and I could be wrong. There is something not quite right about all of this.


  30. 30
    ReadTheBlog says:

    I thought their couple name was ‘Rhatt’?


  31. 31
    mistarie says:

    Krysi J Says:

    LOL @ Mistarie and

    don’t tell her nothing….she gon be the reason everybody starts treating Rhianna like Beyonce in a minute.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I already treat this trick like Beyanwce.


  32. 32
    ReadTheBlog says:

    SLPARKER, I think you’re wrong #noshade. I don’t care who you are in the industry, or how much status you have, no man is going to allow his girl to be groped by some handsome, wealthy guy just for the sake of throwing people off. Hell to the naw!


  33. 33
    missy says:

    Y’all call them rhatt or rhimatt ..I didn’t remember rhatt so i used a nickname i came up with…


  34. 34
    iscream says:

    Didn’t they already admit that they planted the Jay Z rumors. So why is this news. :shrugs:


  35. 35
    j.c. says:

    rhatt matches that rat on her dang on head


  36. 36
    ReadTheBlog says:

    jc – it’s a Rhatts nest!


  37. 37
    ReadTheBlog says:

    lol – you remember that ‘puppy’ that Martin and Gina was fighting with on the Island?

    Lol @ Rihannas toupee’


  38. 38
    spongebobfan says:

    Um they said her and chris brown was a ‘stunt’ at first too … :coffee:


  39. 39
    Kimmy says:

    mistarie Says:

    WHO CARES?!?!?!?!? I DON’T AND I DON’T THINK MANY OTHER PEOPLE DO EITHER. WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING THIS NO TALENT ALL OF THIS SHINE. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HER, BUT THE REST OF US ARE NOT. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…STOP POSTING THIS CHICK! LET IT GO! MOVE ON! I NEVER THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A DAY WHEN I WOULD LONG FOR A TINY POST, BUT I DO. I AM SO SICK OF THIS CHILD THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!

    Sorry, I had to go INTENSE for a moment
    __________________________________________________________

    I :cosign: with everything you said. Well done!! :clap:


  40. 40
    jazi65 says:

    :cheer: Go Rhi Rhi! Enjoy yourself. Nobody gave Oprah grief when she took her sidekick and the entire HARPO staff on vacation with her. There’s not one celeb out there who hasn’t tipped off the paps when they wanted some publicity shots..no big deal.

    As for the relationship or whatever it is I hope she takes her time.


  41. 41
    Anti-believer says:

    I believe you sandra.

    THESE READERS DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE BIZ AND WHAT A PR DOES TO COVER YOUR GAY LIFE.


  42. 42
    commonswifey says:

    I think hes attractive and their both using each other for publicity :coffee: .He’s dating the current “it” girl and RR is dating a baseball star who seems to be an upgrade from CB. Whatever floats their boat….


  43. 43
    kdillon says:

    Is Rihanna not suppose to date again?


  44. 44
    qtipthecat says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t care?


  45. 45
    SweetNee says:

    Akeys is probably hella pissed that Rhatt is taking her and Swizzy’s fledgling shine.


  46. 46
    TroubleOh7 says:

    Riahnna looks like a dust mop… hate the hair… love the girl… :love:


  47. 47
    whyohwhy says:

    There is petyness in all of us, so what makes her any different? And yes that is why she is letting her self look stupid all in the name of love and her love is still Chris Brown, why? cause she did him wrong! Rihanna is letting this guy fill to much up on her in public….Again, next week is coming and who knows? she can be back with Melissa!


  48. 48
    Daisy says:

    @Sponge and I do believe that is how Chrianna started as a PR stunt but since they were already friends they fell in “love” and thats all she wrote.

    Matt has a LONG baseball season and Rihanna is about to be on a world tour this yr so I will sit back and watch how this plays out in the long run :popcorn:

    If she likes it I love it and I hope he makes her happy and isnt using her *side eye*


  49. 49
    LBCali says:

    Sandra, Rhianna is defintely trying to get Chris Brown’s attention, believe that.

    BTW leave Chris alone, he has paid his dues and has moved on,and why are you not addressing Rhianna’s DV problems.

    Leave Chris alone!!!!


  50. 50
    mjoylaw says:

    I think they’re two successful people who are infatuated with each other and who both understand business and the fact that them liking each other aqnd being public with their relatioship can work to boost their pockets

    that said, I don’t think Rihanna is gay, she got that glow in these pics like she’s newly in love, having mad crazy monkey sex and Matt just hit that and hit it well…so enjoy Rihanna, take it for the team (lol), and be smart as well..is what I say, she has definitely moved forward and has upgraded


  51. 51
    LBCali says:

    PEOPLE, this has NOTHING to do with Rhianna dating, and having fun, what it has to do is pictures of her every step with this man and some of it is disrespectful.

    Rhianna is making sure EVERYBODY knows who she is screwing, and how do we know she is screwing this man, look at the picures.

    Rihanna can do better.


  52. 52
    Al-Ameera says:

    I believe you. I knew it wasn’t real. I think 90% of the stuff she has done in the last 9 months is fake including her new dark image. Need more witnesses sorry


  53. 53
    mjoylaw says:

    ..and that’s a good look.

    peace out ya!!


  54. 54
    chase says:

    I think it is for publicity to the fullest..

    When did she find time to meet and get to know him… After she got her head rocked by C.B. she was in hiding, then she went to record her album, and then she went out to promote her album. While she was doing this he was playing baseball, then the baseball season ended and he was galavanting around town with Letoya Luckett..

    Either people move in their relationships really fast these days or this supposed relationship is a complete farce… I for one am not buying it at all!


  55. 55
    SweetNee says:

    Why didn’t my gravatar change?


  56. 56
    Al-Ameera says:

    qtipthecat Says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t care?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    No I too could careless but reading and posting makes for good entertainment


  57. 57
    mjoylaw says:

    (Sorry for the double post)

    I think they’re two successful people who are infatuated with each other and who both understand business and the fact that them liking each other aqnd being public with their relatioship can work to boost their pockets

    that said, I don’t think Rihanna is gay, she got that glow in these pics like she’s newly in love, having mad crazy monkey sex and Matt just hit that and hit it well…so enjoy Rihanna, take it for the team (lol), and be smart as well..is what I say, she has definitely moved forward and has upgraded

    ..and that’s a good look.

    peace out ya!!


  58. 58
    Bird says:

    You can’t compare a publicist to a pool or paper boy. I don’t think it’s fake. For one thing Rihanna ain’t gay. If she were bi it would be perfect for her image I think. I think she is a very passionate young lady who does not try to control her emotions for the benefit of her label/career. I know you REALLY want her, but it ain’t happenin’ Miss Sandra. She is a flaming hetero.


  59. 59
    Bird says:

    missy Says:

    Honestly I feel this dude trying to become more popular and using robyn….
    *************************

    I was starting to think that myself. But he’s fine so I’m going to give him a pass. I have always believed that whenever I scr*w just for fun, my plaything has to fine.


  60. 60
    Daisy says:

    @sweet did you clear your cookies/cache?

    @Bird hey girl *waves*


  61. 61
    missmiami says:

    U would think this chick had learned her leason the last time PR hooked her up. I guess not though. Anyone hope she crawls under a rock


  62. 62
    Bird says:

    Hey Miss Daisy. Love the pimple pic. That was one of my favorites. But this new dude has helped me move on. I don’t feel even a twang of heartbreak when I look at that pic. Yes I know I need to get a life, but I really loved those babies together. But I’m feeling her new grown up love too. And too the person who keeps talking about dude being disrespectful with the booty squeeze I have to say live a little. It’s fun to be out of control every now and then.


  63. 63
    ELove says:

    LMAO ate @LL

    And This Trick is vastly becoming VERY PATHETIC !!!!! :lol:


  64. 64
    mswarrior1 says:

    *Sigh. I’m sure it’s publicity. That whole “just friends” thing he was slinging then to this? Yeah…It’s the same thing they did with Chrihanna. But :shrug: who knows, they could actually fall in “love”. …..Doubt it though.


  65. 65
    ELove says:

    @Bird
    My FAV Pic was the one where HE’S wearing her hot-pink panties as a scully cap :lol:


  66. 66
    SweetNee says:

    I cleared them. Did it work?


  67. 67
    SweetNee says:

    @missy Thanks!


  68. 68
    DiahannJ says:

    I think they are cute! :)


  69. 69
    Daisy says:

    @Bird Matt doesnt do anything for me so I dont get a lovey dovey feeling between the two but like I said earlier if she likes it I love it. Maybe if it didnt seem so staged :shrug: You know I hold on forever to my fav couples

    Puffy/J Lo
    Nick/jessica
    Halle/Eric

    :lol:


  70. 70

    Looks like two young people who are attracted to each other and having fun – oh! and they have lots of money. That is all!


  71. 71
    terika83 says:

    LOL Sandra the conclusions you come to after viewing a photo. Maybe her PR is smiling because someone made a joke? She’s having fun? Why does her smile have to be related to them and her being happy for them? In regards to this being a fake relationship, that may very well be true. But if Rihanna INDEED had a relationship with Melissa, that would make her BI…not a Lesbun, because we all know her and Chris have romped in the sheets. So I don’t think she would need a fake relationship with a man to prove that she’s not lesbian.


  72. 72
    Crislex says:

    :offtopic:

    I need to learn to stay out of Ms. Sandra’s Obama post.. Had to come else where to cool down…


  73. 73
    Jazzy101 says:

    For the record, I knew this fool was using that fool because he was looking directly into the camera when he was squeezing on her butt in the pics from yesterday. I’m still bored with this talentless, classless, tacky, over-sexed air head and I feel that we need to move on to someone worthy of being talked about. That is all.

    _____________________________________

    Co-sign…


  74. 74
    SouthernPrincess says:

    Who says they are dating, they just may be screwing
    Sandra PLEASE find a new celeb crush, Rhianna doesn’t want you!


  75. 75
    Tyzgurl says:

    Yesterday, dude was the #1 topic looked up on Yahoo. Wtf?


  76. 76
    legaleagle says:

    I am happy for them. I got the feeling a certain celebrity is going to end up like Beyonce on this website if they don’t declare their undying love for the sole purpose of the female species or ummmmm Sandra. :rofl:


  77. 77
    LadeeA says:

    Um.. I can’t wait until she falls off the radar. Enough now..


  78. 78
    KrayZKat says:

    I wasn’t buying this from day 1. Actions speak louder than words. Matt has a known reputation. Either way, whether they are in a relationship or not isn’t affecting my like one bit. I just had to weigh in :-)


  79. 79
    Zephyr1979 says:

    I don’t think it’s real either. Everything seems too contrived. I agree with those who wonder where the entourage comes into play on a vacation with your bf.


  80. 80
    Kimi says:

    I agree that it seems forced. I think most of us can see thru this, but really who cares…..she will be on to someone else before the month ends :coffee:


  81. 81
    tagmebrown747 says:

    Whose going to believe you’ve moved on when you get with a dude that can pass for your “ex” at a distance? Your first “big love”. I would have flash backs being with a dude that looked like him. Now if my hands were dirty too, then there is no flash back because I’m not afraid. I still say PR stunt decoy, in case there are any slip ups. The real fun begins when the stay away order is lifted. :rolleyes:


  82. 82
    BrealistiK says:

    This is how it started with Chris. I hope this situation does end badly.


  83. 83
    BrealistiK says:

    DOES NOT END BADLY.


  84. 84
    birdofbeauty09 says:

    :cosign: with the people who are saying they are using this to boost their careers. I’m not convinced either that this “relationship” is going to last. IMO

    :rofl: @mistrae having an INTENSE moment…hahaha


  85. 85
    Bird says:

    Tyzgurl Says:

    Yesterday, dude was the #1 topic looked up on Yahoo. Wtf?
    *************************

    Well I know I looked him up because I didn’t know who the heck he was and the pics that had come out at that point, or since actually, were not clear. I wanted to see what he looked like. No doubt millions of others did the same as these pics are on every urban blog and many of the mainstream ones too. Despite Sandra referring to him as a bench warmer he’s actually rapidly becoming a marquee baseball player, but who the heck knew him except baseball fans? That’s why I think that while the relationship may not be fake they are kinda milking it for publicity for HIM. Rihanna doesn’t need him in that regard. I think she’s feeling the man and wanting to flaunt her love as per usual. Some of it may be her wanting to let the groupies know he’s hers now.

    Sorry so long winded. Can you tell my man ain’t home? I’m going to bed.


  86. 86
    whatnow says:

    She looks like a mannequin, a big, tall mannequin. I think she is statuesque, wears weird clothing well and has pretty hands.

    She is not beautiful, there is something “pushed-in” about her face. She is not sexy either. These things she knows and it’s way she justs jumps in with both feet when a halfway decent guy shows some interest.

    One thing tho – I don’t think she’ll be slapping any more men.


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