Celeb Style: Kelis

Since there is no such thing as a Best Dressed Hoodrat of the Year Award, someone may need to create one for singer Kelis. This is what happens when a one-hit-wonder keeps rewinding her 15-minute clock.

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95 Responses to “Celeb Style: Kelis”

  1. 1
    yvonne79 says:

    WHAT IN THE HELL?!? :blink:

  2. 2
    speaknoevil says:

    I’m speechless on this one!

  3. 3
    Al-Ameera says:

    Poor lil boo boo, divorce has made her lose it!

  4. 4
    Al-Ameera says:

    She looks like she is the 2020 version of Josy and the pussycats

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    yvonne79 says:

    If this is what happens when NAS stops f-ing with you, I don’t want any :coffee:

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    ReadTheBlog says:

    SWAGGER JACKING GAGA, ARE WE?

    Kelis – GIRL BYE!

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    KeyshDiiva says:

    Damn..i cant even find the words to express how fugly this crap is…the shoes..plastic leoatard, spikes,,funky lookin braid..ugh…what da hell was she thinkin?!..some ppl just wanna be seen really bad

  8. 8
    speaknoevil says:

    This is lokey scary man! lol.

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    EricaDenese says:

    Since there is no such thing as a Best Dressed Hoodrat of the Year Award, someone may need to create one for singer Kelis. This is what happens when a one-hit-wonder keeps rewinding her 15-minute clock.
    _________________

    :rofl:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    this would be good as an SAT question:

    Methodone is to drugs as

    Divorcing Nas is to BatCrazy.

    What in the 5th Element is this?

  11. 11
    Karamelkisses76 says:

    I don’t know…. She’s eclectic (i.e. nuts) but this made me lol :yes:

  12. 12
    CivilEngineer says:

    :wtf: this is what she’s doing with those child support checks?? Is she one of those Avatar things? Unicorn? The devil?

  13. 13
    Milan Millian says:

    what the f**K…
    kelis look like a unicorn
    I’m scared of her…

  14. 14
    MissGauzzz says:

    :blink: seriously confused at the sheer phuckery!

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    ReadTheBlog says:

    Sandra, there is no award for this. Only a bullet, cause someone need to be shot for it!

    Her ponytail/braid looks like a dirty ass swiffer, and likely is since it’s practically dragging the floor.

    Camel toe is never in fashion – who wants to look at the hood fo your ****? And I swear she looks like she got a pee spot on her.

    WTF is going on with the make-up – color by numbers? The shoes look orthopedic.

    The jacket is nice :-D

    Someone need to take that baby away from her, cause she certified check crazy, now! Or maybe Nas should give her more $ so she can hire a stylist and therapist at the same time.

    Everything ain’t for everybody. She looks a mess all the time – ALL THE TIME! Leave that dressing weird to Badu and Joi – get your ass some Girbauds and Reeboks and a White Tee – GIRL BYE!

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    CivilEngineer says:

    Kelis has a wide-set vagina :rofl:

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    attorneymom says:

    Wow, that is some scary ish right there. She looks like an Avatar without the blue make-up.

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    yvonne79 says:

    CivilEngineer Says:
    Kelis has a wide-set vagina
    ——————
    ANYONE WOULD TRYING TO MOVE AROUND IN THAT MATERIAL. THAT MESS HAS TO HURT!!!

  19. 19
    Daisy says:

    @Civil :surprised: alrighty then

    Say something nice challenge..Her body is on point after recently having a baby!

  20. 20
    gypsyeyes says:

    It has to smell like Old Hot Pork sandwhiches in there.

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    onlinefan says:

    i saw these boots online somewhere and wondered who would be foolish enough to buy them. now i know.

    kelis looks a mess. i guess she wanted lady gaga to remember who the original halloween costume queen was.

    this is what she’s spending all that child support money on.

  22. 22
    ReadTheBlog says:

    :lol: @ WHAT IN THE 5TH ELEMENT :rofl:

    Nas really picked one, didn’t he? Kelis been trying too hard since she got on the scene with that blue green hair stuff. She must not have any friends cause if she did, they wouldn’t lie to her. She looks dirty all the time (Zoe Kravitz dirty). I think I can remember one time where she looked nice, and I think even then she was on the fence.

  23. 23
    2thick4u says:

    I’m going to be nice and be quiet :) !!!

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    CivilEngineer says:

    gypsyeyes Says:

    It has to smell like Old Hot Pork sandwhiches in there.
    ——————————————————-
    And dirty tampons as my friend would say…sorry for the graphic

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    Milan Millian says:

    Kelis is already tall then for her to wear those shoes…she must have been about 6’5…but something nice..her body is on point

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    gypsyeyes says:

    EWWWW you nasty CE but I like it

  27. 27
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    CivilEngineer Says:

    Kelis has a wide-set vagina

    I genrally just lurk and laugh like mo’fo….But since no one else wants to know a(nd as someone who has to check twice to make sure I’m not leaving the house showing Jigga man aopopendages)…whatin pray tell is a “wide set vagina”?

    Don’t everybody answer at once….

    Oh, :newbie:

  28. 28
    Daisy says:

    @Civil e w w w w :nono:

  29. 29
    gypsyeyes says:

    Things that need to be used after she takes that off:

    Soap and douche.

  30. 30
    attorneymom says:

    Darn, I got banned from another blog. This is ridiculous. I am done. Blank stare.

  31. 31
    flsun99 says:

    I’m with Daisy. Her body look nice and so does her make up.
    That is all….

  32. 32
    Elle says:

    Hey everyone! TGIF. 4got 2 tell u guys I stan for Nas.

    Kelis need 2 sit her a** down! Lost respect for her awhile ago. She’s the typical hooker h** that tries to be different.

    She’s doing interviews talkn about Cassie & Rihanna copying, but isn’t she channeling Gaga?

    Off topic, the man missing from FL that hit the lotto was found dead. The mo- money we come across the mo- probs we see.

  33. 33
    CivilEngineer says:

    @Daisy…what I do? (angel eyes)

  34. 34
    iscream says:

    Now who is really worshiping the devil… :eek:

    I want to see a video of her walking in them shoes. & I’d pay 59.99 to see her face when she took them off and had to put her feet back on flat ground.

  35. 35
    ReadTheBlog says:

    :whistle: It’s Poppin’ It’s Poppin’ :whistle:

    Thsi lady on NPR said sex is not efficient (faster to clone) or safe (STD’s).

  36. 36
    Karamelkisses76 says:

    :rofl: @RTB for that dirty swiffer comment.

  37. 37
    attorneymom says:

    Sandra, please send me an email before you banned me. I feel like the Wendy Williams of the blogsphere. Back in the 90s, Wendy Williams was fired from her radio gig because she said the Puffy was homo. I get banned or censored because I said something about Monica’s tatts. I understand the censorship because blogging is a hobby for me. For some of you, it is your career. I get it.

  38. 38
    M3z says:

    Damn daaamn daaaaammn * in the voice of Florida from Good Times*

  39. 39
    attorneymom says:

    I meant ban, not banned.

  40. 40
    Lovely One says:

    @ Daisy Says:

    Say something nice challenge..Her body is on point after recently having a baby!
    —————————–
    Awww Daisy…you’re so positive :claps:

  41. 41
    Vyolet20 says:

    sweaty crotch=fail

    sorry kelis….

  42. 42
    Lovely One says:

    @ Elle Says:

    She’s doing interviews talkn about Cassie & Rihanna copying, but isn’t she channeling Gaga?
    ———————————-
    The real question is “who is Lady Gaga copying” I saw a youtube clip and homegirl was real regular…like Norah Jones on a piano regular

  43. 43
    Milan Millian says:

    Tila Tequila say the Game is her baby daddy…I thought she was a lesbun…….seems as though she can’t decide if she wants banana’s or peaches… :shrugs:

  44. 44
    ReadTheBlog says:

    :newpost:

  45. 45
    CivilEngineer says:

    :welcome: @Princess Smarty-Pants

    And I have no idea. I remember it from a movie and since you can see how everything comes together in the pics, it seemed appropriate

  46. 46
    Shawnil says:

    Where was Kelis at, what was going on, I’m confused, dude with the glasses :confused:

  47. 47
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @Civil, thanks for the welcome…..(please dont tell Daisy, I’m not ready to admit my stan-situation (probably a fiasco)

  48. 48
    AprilRain says:

    If she wanted attention so bad she could have thought of something else like make a “good song”…This is just dumb. I’m embarrased for her..

  49. 49
    flsun99 says:

    Paging Iscream..paging you girl!! I ordered your book. I will let you know when I get and start to read it. I’m excited!!

  50. 50
    Daisy says:

    @Princess :welcome: *handing u an e welcome packet* where you from/married/single/kids and who do u stan for in fun if anybody?

    @elle I LOVE me some Nasir Olu Dara Jones :heart:

  51. 51
    SangriaSugar says:

    @ CE

    That is so wrong!!

    Her body is nice though…i can’t comment on this or my Good Girl Card will get revoked for the weekend.

  52. 52
    Thetruth32 says:

    :newbie:

  53. 53
    Thetruth32 says:

    My friend said from the side in the last pic she looks like Eva….. NOT

  54. 54
    biglegs36 says:

    Nas must have that fire in pants! Cause she done lost her mind, if his **** got her acting and looking that! They need to ban his **** from ever being used again! This to be used for pissin only

  55. 55

    I like those shoes #dontjudgeme. She wore them with the wrong outfit. I would have worn them with skinny jeans. :coffee:

  56. 56
    Thetruth32 says:

    How can i change my picture??? :waiting:

  57. 57
    Lyssa02 says:

    What in the hell???!!! :surprised:

  58. 58
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @ daisy (thanks girl) and the SR fam……

    Twin Cities, MN by way of Omaha, NE
    Single and good with it…
    No kids (not interested in being a baby mama)

    *punches my one way express ticket to hell and then lowers my head in shame as I hear the gates of heaven closing in my face”…

    I stan for Gucci Mane…hard.

  59. 59
    CorporateHoodB-tch says:

    ReadTheBlog Says:

    Sandra, there is no award for this. Only a bullet, cause someone need to be shot for it!
    _______________________________________
    Dang tell us how you really feel. :rofl: at your whole comment.

    CivilEngineer Says:

    Kelis has a wide-set vagina
    ___________________________________

    If this ain’t that crazy thing I ever heard :champ: boy stop! :clap:

  60. 60
    spongebobfan says:

    kelis kelis kelis, i am/was a fan, why are u doin this to urself, the min you cut ur pretty coif it went downhill smh.

    i hate you so much right now

  61. 61
    ReadTheBlog says:

    Princess, if you stan for Gucci Mane, then you don’t need to be anybody’s momma. Matter of fact, if you have pets, call PETA and tell them to come get them :rofl:

    These are jokes, m’kay? :heart:

    BTW, I have relatives in Omaha is you my cousin?

  62. 62
    CorporateHoodB-tch says:

    @Daisy, I responded to you and Anna in a couple of post back. I’m out to do some real work.
    Everybody, have a great weekend!!!

  63. 63
    biglegs36 says:

    I don’t understand those shoes :confused:

  64. 64
    CivilEngineer says:

    @Princess…Gucci, Pucci, Oochi…BURR! :rofl:

  65. 65
    CivilEngineer says:

    :cya: Corporate…thanks and you have a great one as well!

  66. 66
    Daisy says:

    @Princess I wont judge you my 23yr old sister LOVES her some Gucci as well! BRRRR

  67. 67
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @rtb :rofl: I know, right, but it gets worse…My love affair started when he came to my city and he was so high he couldn’t even rap his own songs karaoke style…

    No, worries, I know a joke when I read one.

    I went to Benson, am inmy low 30′s and am a Brown and a Harrington. We can be cousins if you want :shrug:

  68. 68
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Oh, well, I ghuess I can admit that Kelis makes my head hurt and either those shoes or them facial accessories are doing too much. The whole outfit is working against both me and Kelis.

  69. 69
    Daisy says:

    @Princess we are in the same age range and I dont have kids yet either. I do want them but I would prefer to be married 1st as well.

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    va_shawty says:

    Kelis should have saved that ish for Halloween! SMH! C’mon son! You are somebody’s mom now…

  72. 72
    pointhimout says:

    u know what….I CAN’T. she looks a damn fool. i guess in another country she’d blend right in????

  73. 73
    FloridaChick813 says:

    Oh MyLANTA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Where the h3ll was she going and who the h3ll is her lil side kick friend???

    They BOTH look a hot a$$ mess!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What kinda shoes are those??

    Is that grey yaki??

    Is that Lady Liberty’s crown??

    Is that a pleather cat suit??

    Are those peircing things going from her nose to her ear??

    Is this what happens when you divorce Nas???

    Sooooooo many questions…. Not nearly enough answers…

    :rolleyes:

  74. 74

    2 words “A MESS”

  75. 75
    CivilEngineer says:

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    Oh MyLANTA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Where the h3ll was she going and who the h3ll is her lil side kick friend???

    They BOTH look a hot a$$ mess!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What kinda shoes are those??

    Is that grey yaki??

    Is that Lady Liberty’s crown??

    Is that a pleather cat suit??

    Are those peircing things going from her nose to her ear??

    Is this what happens when you divorce Nas???

    Sooooooo many questions…. Not nearly enough answers…
    ——————————————————
    ANSWERS:

    1. She got them straight off a horse and now PETA’s after her hence the costume (she’s hiding out)

    2. Yes! Her real hair is completely gray now so her weave has to be too

    3. Yes! With all the money she’s getting out of Nas she was able to buy it right off Lady Liberty’s head

    4. No! Again with all the money she’s getting from Nas she can afford the finest leather

    5. Yes! And they are joined in the middle by a bull ring

    6. This is what happens when you were crazy to begin with and divorce Nas..now she probably thinks she’s on Planet Keebo in the 7th galaxy

    I hope these helped!

  76. 76
    qtipthecat says:

    What the Heeeeeeezy! Her body aint trippin though. I am going running as soon as I get off work.

  77. 77
    STLVixen says:

    Kelis went from looking BOSSY to looking horrid. I guess since Rihanna jacked her style, she had to up the ante in a Halloween costume sort of way.

  78. 78
    terika83 says:

    Eh yo…..

  79. 79
    Al-Ameera says:

    Well not for nothin, she got a record coming out and is on every blog today. So I guess it worked.

  80. 80
    iscream says:

    @FLUSUN99

    :cheer1:

    Thank you

    :cheer1:

    Hope you enjoy & please let me know what you thought of it. :D

  81. 81
    chase says:

    I hate that this is what she is spending Nas’s money on, oh wait she is not spending his money because he refuses to pay her donkey a$$…

  82. 82
    nyvixen says:

    CRACK IS WACK

  83. 83

    But…WHY??? I like the jacket.

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    Necelove says:

    Them is the ugliest shoes I ever seen in my LIFE. Damn Kelis, whats REALLY going on witchu girl?????

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    cutiepie32 says:

    I can see alot of people don’t do there research because kelis has always been a weird dresser way befoe rhianna and lady gaga so i really don’t see what all the hoop and holla is about.

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    iscream says:

    Did anyone mention that “man” that is standing next to her with that fur and them glasses. :eek:

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    omina-homina says:

    that’s somebody’s momma.

  88. 88
    Kimi says:

    attorneymom Says:

    Sandra, please send me an email before you banned me. I feel like the Wendy Williams of the blogsphere. Back in the 90s, Wendy Williams was fired from her radio gig because she said the Puffy was homo. I get banned or censored because I said something about Monica’s tatts. I understand the censorship because blogging is a hobby for me. For some of you, it is your career. I get it.
    ____________________________________

    But as much time as you seem to spend on blogs it may as well be a career for you as well :blink: . That’s why I asked before if you were actually an Attorney,….I wasn’t trying to be funny, I was actually curious :coffee:

  89. 89
    attorneymom says:

    @Kimi, if you are not retaining me as your attorney, then please shut the f*** up?

    If you must know, I am on leave from the plantation for health reasons, you dumb cucumber. I text from my bed most of the time.

    If I want to use blogging during my healing process, that is my business. Now stop being a cyber stalker before I get a cyber restraining order against your azz.

  90. 90
    MzDetermined says:

    WTF is going on…this has got to be a hoax!

  91. 91
    Kimi says:

    attorneymom Says:

    @Kimi, if you are not retaining me as your attorney, then please shut the f*** up?

    If you must know, I am on leave from the plantation for health reasons, you dumb cucumber. I text from my bed most of the time.

    If I want to use blogging during my healing process, that is my business. Now stop being a cyber stalker before I get a cyber restraining order against your azz.
    _______________________________________

    That response is the percise reason, I asked the question to begin with. Health reasons huh?….yeah ok.. :coffee:

  92. 92
    teina says:

    I want dude’s jacket and I want Kelis’ shoes. The shoes are by Alexander McQueen and he makes a python pair that are even better. I would probably limit wearing the shoes to date night so the bf could help me get around. I know he would drag me about my fashion sense but the both of us (and many others) would have a good laugh.

  93. 93
    lala says:

    I love her look! Work it girl. She is fierce! Those shoes! Come on now yaw have got to give her credit for being that darn fierce. I love it!

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    diademe says:

    what. the. ****.

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    free says:

    thank God she’s not my mama. poor lil knight.

    lala, if we were on the same planet as the avatar people, she might be rocking it but this is EARTH!

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