Celeb Style: Kelis

Sandra Rose January 29, 2010

Since there is no such thing as a Best Dressed Hoodrat of the Year Award, someone may need to create one for singer Kelis. This is what happens when a one-hit-wonder keeps rewinding her 15-minute clock.

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http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

WHAT IN THE HELL?!?
speaknoevil

I’m speechless on this one!
Al-Ameera

Poor lil boo boo, divorce has made her lose it!
Al-Ameera

She looks like she is the 2020 version of Josy and the pussycats
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

If this is what happens when NAS stops f-ing with you, I don’t want any
ReadTheBlog

SWAGGER JACKING GAGA, ARE WE?

Kelis – GIRL BYE!
KeyshDiiva

Damn..i cant even find the words to express how fugly this crap is…the shoes..plastic leoatard, spikes,,funky lookin braid..ugh…what da hell was she thinkin?!..some ppl just wanna be seen really bad
speaknoevil

This is lokey scary man! lol.
EricaDenese

Since there is no such thing as a Best Dressed Hoodrat of the Year Award, someone may need to create one for singer Kelis. This is what happens when a one-hit-wonder keeps rewinding her 15-minute clock.
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gypsyeyes

this would be good as an SAT question:

Methodone is to drugs as

Divorcing Nas is to BatCrazy.

What in the 5th Element is this?
Karamelkisses76

I don’t know…. She’s eclectic (i.e. nuts) but this made me lol
CivilEngineer

this is what she’s doing with those child support checks?? Is she one of those Avatar things? Unicorn? The devil?
Milan Millian

what the f**K…
kelis look like a unicorn
I’m scared of her…
MissGauzzz

seriously confused at the sheer phuckery!
ReadTheBlog

Sandra, there is no award for this. Only a bullet, cause someone need to be shot for it!

Her ponytail/braid looks like a dirty ass swiffer, and likely is since it’s practically dragging the floor.

Camel toe is never in fashion – who wants to look at the hood fo your clit? And I swear she looks like she got a pee spot on her.

WTF is going on with the make-up – color by numbers? The shoes look orthopedic.

The jacket is nice

Someone need to take that baby away from her, cause she certified check crazy, now! Or maybe Nas should give her more $ so she can hire a stylist and therapist at the same time.

Everything ain’t for everybody. She looks a mess all the time – ALL THE TIME! Leave that dressing weird to Badu and Joi – get your ass some Girbauds and Reeboks and a White Tee – GIRL BYE!
CivilEngineer

Kelis has a wide-set vagina
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Wow, that is some scary ish right there. She looks like an Avatar without the blue make-up.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

CivilEngineer Says:
Kelis has a wide-set vagina
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ANYONE WOULD TRYING TO MOVE AROUND IN THAT MATERIAL. THAT MESS HAS TO HURT!!!
Daisy

@Civil :surprised: alrighty then

Say something nice challenge..Her body is on point after recently having a baby!
gypsyeyes

It has to smell like Old Hot Pork sandwhiches in there.
onlinefan

i saw these boots online somewhere and wondered who would be foolish enough to buy them. now i know.

kelis looks a mess. i guess she wanted lady gaga to remember who the original halloween costume queen was.

this is what she’s spending all that child support money on.
ReadTheBlog

@ WHAT IN THE 5TH ELEMENT

Nas really picked one, didn’t he? Kelis been trying too hard since she got on the scene with that blue green hair stuff. She must not have any friends cause if she did, they wouldn’t lie to her. She looks dirty all the time (Zoe Kravitz dirty). I think I can remember one time where she looked nice, and I think even then she was on the fence.
http://facebook.com/Im2thick4u 2thick4u

I’m going to be nice and be quiet !!!
CivilEngineer

gypsyeyes Says:

It has to smell like Old Hot Pork sandwhiches in there.
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And dirty tampons as my friend would say…sorry for the graphic
Milan Millian

Kelis is already tall then for her to wear those shoes…she must have been about 6’5…but something nice..her body is on point
gypsyeyes

EWWWW you nasty CE but I like it
Princess Smarty-Pants

CivilEngineer Says:

Kelis has a wide-set vagina

I genrally just lurk and laugh like mo’fo….But since no one else wants to know a(nd as someone who has to check twice to make sure I’m not leaving the house showing Jigga man aopopendages)…whatin pray tell is a “wide set vagina”?

Don’t everybody answer at once….

Oh,
Daisy

@Civil e w w w w
gypsyeyes

Things that need to be used after she takes that off:

Soap and douche.
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Darn, I got banned from another blog. This is ridiculous. I am done. Blank stare.
flsun99

I’m with Daisy. Her body look nice and so does her make up.
That is all….
Elle

Hey everyone! TGIF. 4got 2 tell u guys I stan for Nas.

Kelis need 2 sit her a** down! Lost respect for her awhile ago. She’s the typical hooker h** that tries to be different.

She’s doing interviews talkn about Cassie & Rihanna copying, but isn’t she channeling Gaga?

Off topic, the man missing from FL that hit the lotto was found dead. The mo- money we come across the mo- probs we see.
CivilEngineer

@Daisy…what I do? (angel eyes)
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

Now who is really worshiping the devil…

I want to see a video of her walking in them shoes. & I’d pay 59.99 to see her face when she took them off and had to put her feet back on flat ground.
ReadTheBlog

It’s Poppin’ It’s Poppin’

Thsi lady on NPR said sex is not efficient (faster to clone) or safe (STD’s).
Karamelkisses76

@RTB for that dirty swiffer comment.
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Sandra, please send me an email before you banned me. I feel like the Wendy Williams of the blogsphere. Back in the 90s, Wendy Williams was fired from her radio gig because she said the Puffy was homo. I get banned or censored because I said something about Monica’s tatts. I understand the censorship because blogging is a hobby for me. For some of you, it is your career. I get it.
M3z

Damn daaamn daaaaammn * in the voice of Florida from Good Times*
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

I meant ban, not banned.
Lovely One

@ Daisy Says:

Say something nice challenge..Her body is on point after recently having a baby!
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Awww Daisy…you’re so positive
Vyolet20

sweaty crotch=fail

sorry kelis….
Lovely One

@ Elle Says:

She’s doing interviews talkn about Cassie & Rihanna copying, but isn’t she channeling Gaga?
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The real question is “who is Lady Gaga copying” I saw a youtube clip and homegirl was real regular…like Norah Jones on a piano regular
Milan Millian

Tila Tequila say the Game is her baby daddy…I thought she was a lesbun…….seems as though she can’t decide if she wants banana’s or peaches…
ReadTheBlog
CivilEngineer

@Princess Smarty-Pants

And I have no idea. I remember it from a movie and since you can see how everything comes together in the pics, it seemed appropriate
Shawnil

Where was Kelis at, what was going on, I’m confused, dude with the glasses :confused:
Princess Smarty-Pants

@Civil, thanks for the welcome…..(please dont tell Daisy, I’m not ready to admit my stan-situation (probably a fiasco)
AprilRain

If she wanted attention so bad she could have thought of something else like make a “good song”…This is just dumb. I’m embarrased for her..
flsun99

Paging Iscream..paging you girl!! I ordered your book. I will let you know when I get and start to read it. I’m excited!!
Daisy

@Princess *handing u an e welcome packet* where you from/married/single/kids and who do u stan for in fun if anybody?

@elle I LOVE me some Nasir Olu Dara Jones
SangriaSugar

@ CE

That is so wrong!!

Her body is nice though…i can’t comment on this or my Good Girl Card will get revoked for the weekend.
Thetruth32
Thetruth32

My friend said from the side in the last pic she looks like Eva….. NOT
biglegs36

Nas must have that fire in pants! Cause she done lost her mind, if his shit got her acting and looking that! They need to ban his dick from ever being used again! This to be used for pissin only
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

I like those shoes #dontjudgeme. She wore them with the wrong outfit. I would have worn them with skinny jeans.
Thetruth32

How can i change my picture???
Lyssa02

What in the hell???!!! :surprised:
Princess Smarty-Pants

@ daisy (thanks girl) and the SR fam……

Twin Cities, MN by way of Omaha, NE
Single and good with it…
No kids (not interested in being a baby mama)

*punches my one way express ticket to hell and then lowers my head in shame as I hear the gates of heaven closing in my face”…

I stan for Gucci Mane…hard.
CorporateHoodB-tch

ReadTheBlog Says:

Sandra, there is no award for this. Only a bullet, cause someone need to be shot for it!
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Dang tell us how you really feel. at your whole comment.

CivilEngineer Says:

Kelis has a wide-set vagina
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If this ain’t that crazy thing I ever heard boy stop!
http://myspace.com/rayne215 spongebobfan

kelis kelis kelis, i am/was a fan, why are u doin this to urself, the min you cut ur pretty coif it went downhill smh.

i hate you so much right now
ReadTheBlog

Princess, if you stan for Gucci Mane, then you don’t need to be anybody’s momma. Matter of fact, if you have pets, call PETA and tell them to come get them

These are jokes, m’kay?

BTW, I have relatives in Omaha is you my cousin?
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Daisy, I responded to you and Anna in a couple of post back. I’m out to do some real work.
Everybody, have a great weekend!!!
biglegs36

I don’t understand those shoes :confused:
CivilEngineer

@Princess…Gucci, Pucci, Oochi…BURR!
CivilEngineer

Corporate…thanks and you have a great one as well!
Daisy

@Princess I wont judge you my 23yr old sister LOVES her some Gucci as well! BRRRR
Princess Smarty-Pants

@rtb I know, right, but it gets worse…My love affair started when he came to my city and he was so high he couldn’t even rap his own songs karaoke style…

No, worries, I know a joke when I read one.

I went to Benson, am inmy low 30’s and am a Brown and a Harrington. We can be cousins if you want
Princess Smarty-Pants

Oh, well, I ghuess I can admit that Kelis makes my head hurt and either those shoes or them facial accessories are doing too much. The whole outfit is working against both me and Kelis.
Daisy

@Princess we are in the same age range and I dont have kids yet either. I do want them but I would prefer to be married 1st as well.
CHARBEE1
va_shawty

Kelis should have saved that ish for Halloween! SMH! C’mon son! You are somebody’s mom now…
pointhimout

u know what….I CAN’T. she looks a damn fool. i guess in another country she’d blend right in????
FloridaChick813

Oh MyLANTA!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the h3ll was she going and who the h3ll is her lil side kick friend???

They BOTH look a hot a$$ mess!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kinda shoes are those??

Is that grey yaki??

Is that Lady Liberty’s crown??

Is that a pleather cat suit??

Are those peircing things going from her nose to her ear??

Is this what happens when you divorce Nas???

Sooooooo many questions…. Not nearly enough answers…
http://twitter.com/MalikMizarhi 4theluvof_mii

2 words “A MESS”
CivilEngineer

FloridaChick813 Says:

Oh MyLANTA!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the h3ll was she going and who the h3ll is her lil side kick friend???

They BOTH look a hot a$$ mess!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kinda shoes are those??

Is that grey yaki??

Is that Lady Liberty’s crown??

Is that a pleather cat suit??

Are those peircing things going from her nose to her ear??

Is this what happens when you divorce Nas???

Sooooooo many questions…. Not nearly enough answers…
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ANSWERS:

1. She got them straight off a horse and now PETA’s after her hence the costume (she’s hiding out)

2. Yes! Her real hair is completely gray now so her weave has to be too

3. Yes! With all the money she’s getting out of Nas she was able to buy it right off Lady Liberty’s head

4. No! Again with all the money she’s getting from Nas she can afford the finest leather

5. Yes! And they are joined in the middle by a bull ring

6. This is what happens when you were crazy to begin with and divorce Nas..now she probably thinks she’s on Planet Keebo in the 7th galaxy

I hope these helped!
qtipthecat

What the Heeeeeeezy! Her body aint trippin though. I am going running as soon as I get off work.
http://thecubiclechick.com STLVixen

Kelis went from looking BOSSY to looking horrid. I guess since Rihanna jacked her style, she had to up the ante in a Halloween costume sort of way.
terika83

Eh yo…..
Al-Ameera

Well not for nothin, she got a record coming out and is on every blog today. So I guess it worked.
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

@FLUSUN99

Thank you

Hope you enjoy & please let me know what you thought of it.
chase

I hate that this is what she is spending Nas’s money on, oh wait she is not spending his money because he refuses to pay her donkey a$$…
nyvixen

CRACK IS WACK
http://thechoklitfactory.wordpress.com/ ChokLitFactory

But…WHY??? I like the jacket.
http://www.myspace.com/importantblackwomen Necelove

Them is the ugliest shoes I ever seen in my LIFE. Damn Kelis, whats REALLY going on witchu girl?????
cutiepie32

I can see alot of people don’t do there research because kelis has always been a weird dresser way befoe rhianna and lady gaga so i really don’t see what all the hoop and holla is about.
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

Did anyone mention that “man” that is standing next to her with that fur and them glasses.
omina-homina

that’s somebody’s momma.
Kimi

attorneymom Says:

Sandra, please send me an email before you banned me. I feel like the Wendy Williams of the blogsphere. Back in the 90s, Wendy Williams was fired from her radio gig because she said the Puffy was homo. I get banned or censored because I said something about Monica’s tatts. I understand the censorship because blogging is a hobby for me. For some of you, it is your career. I get it.
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But as much time as you seem to spend on blogs it may as well be a career for you as well . That’s why I asked before if you were actually an Attorney,….I wasn’t trying to be funny, I was actually curious
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

@Kimi, if you are not retaining me as your attorney, then please shut the f*** up?

If you must know, I am on leave from the plantation for health reasons, you dumb cucumber. I text from my bed most of the time.

If I want to use blogging during my healing process, that is my business. Now stop being a cyber stalker before I get a cyber restraining order against your azz.
MzDetermined

WTF is going on…this has got to be a hoax!
Kimi

attorneymom Says:

@Kimi, if you are not retaining me as your attorney, then please shut the f*** up?

If you must know, I am on leave from the plantation for health reasons, you dumb cucumber. I text from my bed most of the time.

If I want to use blogging during my healing process, that is my business. Now stop being a cyber stalker before I get a cyber restraining order against your azz.
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That response is the percise reason, I asked the question to begin with. Health reasons huh?….yeah ok..
teina

I want dude’s jacket and I want Kelis’ shoes. The shoes are by Alexander McQueen and he makes a python pair that are even better. I would probably limit wearing the shoes to date night so the bf could help me get around. I know he would drag me about my fashion sense but the both of us (and many others) would have a good laugh.
lala

I love her look! Work it girl. She is fierce! Those shoes! Come on now yaw have got to give her credit for being that darn fierce. I love it!
diademe

what. the. fuck.
free

thank God she’s not my mama. poor lil knight.

lala, if we were on the same planet as the avatar people, she might be rocking it but this is EARTH!

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