Speaking of pregnant pseudo-celebrities… “singer” Christina Milian looks about ready to bust while putting gas in her tank yesterday.

Kanye West’s beard Amber Rose finally grew some hair. Now she no longer looks like a stripper version of Big Bird.

Garcelle Beauvais should never step out of the house without a pair of pantyhose on. Those legs are not the biz.

Former rapper-turned-actor LL Cool J could easily be confused for a homeless man outside a food bank. He used to be so fine and macho. I wonder what he thinks about his firstborn son being gay?