Celebs Out & About
Disgraced singer Chris Brown attended a dinner party in his honor at Fashion Week in Milan, Italy yesterday. Somebody should tell him that only chicks and girly men wear their pants legs inside their boots.
Eve was spotted out & about with her boyfriend in West Hollywood earlier this week. Eve’s old boyfriend Stevie J really messed her up for life when it comes to black men.
Pop singer Alicia Keys appeared on a Spanish language TV show in Spain yesterday. She fills out her jeans very nicely.
MORE pics after the break!
Sandy “Pepa” Denton premiered her new reality show at a party in NYC last night and guess who showed up? Rapper Ja Rule whose career has seen better days.
Pepa and Ja Rule pose with legendary DJ and producer Marley Marl.
I was going to put this up as my morning wood but I changed my mind. Scott Brown, who beat Martha Coakley in a stunning upset last night in Massachusetts, posed nude for a girly magazine in the 70s. Isn’t he fine?
Photos: Splash News, Wireimage/Getty, Zimbio.com
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AKeys WORK BISH those shoes are HAWT!!
Get it CBreezy keep on smiling and living your life!!
I hope I get some pitbull in a skirt E V E music sooner than later
ITS MURDA!!!!
Love Chris but what the hell is he on lately with these funky azz shoes?
Eve looks very skinny.
Alicia looks great, those shoes hide the cankles well.
I used to love Ja, po thang.
I like CBreezy’s pants in the shoe.
Eve…
Alicia has cankles
Mad at the guy standin next to Chris Brown in those black polyester pants!
Love the wet and wavy pony as well!
Daisy Says:
I hope I get some pitbull in a skirt E V E music sooner than later
ITS MURDA!!!!
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Eve is no longer a rough rider. She is as soft as charmin now. Didnt you get the memo?
Eve you are one of the great female MC’s so I’m gonna let you slide with that wig. I guess those yt dudes are holding u down bc that tv show been cancelled & ur rap career is on hold… PLEASE COME BACK!!!
Pepa with all the PS you’ve had done ur looking a little thick n this pic.
Ja Rule… do people still wear their hat 2 the back… (singing tlc got my pants sag real low that’s the kinda girl I am, that’s the kindve girl I am)
Loving those shoes Alicia is wearing
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LMAO @ Scott Brown 70s picture…looking extra zesty!!!
Chris is enjoying life like Rihanna did when she was there…let it go!!
Why does CB looked like he tight-rolled his pants on the bottom? Ugghh! Still love you Chris but those tight-rolled pants are a
A. Keyes :cheer!: Love her album.
So he only needed a skinny wrist to cover up his dyck?
Sorry, but I like my men that need a foot, a hand , an arm everything to cover up his BIG AZZ Panus. Mmmkay. Thanks!
I
Eve, but I’m upset with her weave looking Bey-Nappy-ish 
AKeys, what’s good with your foot in those shoes?
CBreezy, keep holding your head high.
Salt-n, Salt-n, Pepa’s here, and we’re in effect!!!! Heyyy Salt n Pepa.
Holla, Holla to JaRule.
Alicia outfit is well put together but she does not look comfortable, this would look good on someone whos style and body type fit this image, it does not work well with her..
ROFLMAO
at whitey WOOD with hairy chest!!!
damn it almost looks like dude has his hand on Chris’ azz, they need to do something bout that
ALICIA KEYS huh? ———–WELCOME TO MOES!!!!!!!!
Now Ms. Sandra,
That guy that took you to lunch (I forgot his name, somebody help me out), and was in the car with the brown leather jacket on….had his boots tucked in too!!!
Devyne Stephens!!!!! (sp)
O snap it does look like the dude has his hand on CB’s azz and it looks like he is saying
creepy man with the blue eyes: “just smile boy ..just smile”
CB-
“are we done with this pic I feel uncomfortable”
the guy in black is talkin through his teeth to the guy in blue
guy in black: You knew I wanted to touch his azz
guy in blue: Mmmmmmmmm
ROTFL @ the picture of Scott Brown.
Maybe Chris will have better luck with his career abroad. Many US artists (like Kelly Rowland) enjoy much success overseas. Good luck to him. He does have talent which is more than I can say for others enjoying success. I know he will never live down the “abuse heard round the world”.
Eve? What is she up to these days? She looks nice. And I remember when Alicia Keys was skinny and shaped like a boy. Things have certainly changed! POW!
@ Ty, that was the infamous Sean Garrett! Pepa’s face looks a ham I mean really! She’s just a couple of procedures away from Lil Kim land.
@ Missy and BROWN!!!!
I should’ve kept it to myself!!
@nika405
Thanks!!
Mr. Stephens….
@Lovely I stamped REJECT on my memo cause I am NOT having it and I know her and Swizzy are still good friends so I am holding out hope. I loved Eve’s song she had with AKeys on the hook back in the day.
Do your thing Chris! Alicia is picking up some weight again but she looks nice.. I liked Eve’s show and some of her songs…
Omarion sold 22,000 his 1st week out
Eve’s old boyfriend Stevie J really messed her up for life when it comes to black men.
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Give me a break! Was that before or after the internet pictures of her
1. stripping at a strip joint and another stripper sticking some object up inside her
2. butt a.s.s. naked at a party letting some chick lick her up.
3. The sex tape with some guy
It’s not always the guys fault Sandra
Rapper Ja Rule whose career has seen better days
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so have those dusty azz clothes and kicks he got on….
sad.
Ummmmm HELL NO Sandra, he is NOT fine!!!!
But on another note, why didnt you show us his schwang???? I wouldnt mind taking a gander to see what he’s working with..
Doesn’t the Rhino Sean Garett wear his pants tucked in his boots?
Lord….from top to bottom
Chris and his boots = yes
Eve and that hair = no
Alicia and those hips = yes
Pepa and that garbage bag = no
the other seasoning = no
Scott Brown and saggy chest =no
That is all…..
She fills out her jeans very nicely.
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and her cankles fill out the top of those shoes nicely too…
“those shoes hide the cankles well.”
#25…i see you do your research. you’re right.
Eve is looking thin. what’s she working on now? tv or music?
eve needs a paddle brush and some wig glosser in her life something terrible.
and finally….wtf is REALLY up with the hair azz republican wood sandra?
meant *hairy azz* republican wood….yuck!
Interesting pics…
I think it was a combination of Stevie J and that African dude…
That senator is a cutie
Ebony Says:
Doesn’t the Rhino Sean Garett wear his pants tucked in his boots?
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If my memory serves me correct, YES he does!!!!!!
Guess its okay for him though, since thats Sandra’s “homeboy” and all..
SG is a fashion icon and he is flawless and no matter what he puts on he looks fly…
SANDRA ROSE GIVE CHRIS BROWN A BREAK ALREADY…HE IS A YOUNG DUDE!!!! OR DID WE FORGET THAT…
I don’t see anything wrong with Eve’s hair.
Just looks like she is using the same wind machine Beyonce uses.
mirsmommy are you lurking
dang i didn’t know chris brown was that lightskinned ..
oh sandra..u know there aint nothing disgraced about chris hosting a dinner with neil barret, dan and dean of dsquared, john richmond as his personal guests..get it chris…
eve looks cute
alicia, umm those pants are too tight..
scot brown, yuck!!..did u hear that obama is trying to push the healthcare bill before he is sworn in??
Isn’t the 5th pic salt and not peppa ..
Yes @ Missy, it sure is.
Why does it always seem like when black female celebrities switch teams thy get the most pale-faced non-attactive white boy ever in life?
@Ms.kaylamomma- I thought it was only me.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
I don’t see anything wrong with Eve’s hair. Just looks like she is using the same wind machine Beyonce uses.
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DO YOU EVE -IF THAT MAN TREATS YOU RIGHT
THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS
HELL HER AZZ WOULD GROW OLD AND DIE WAITING FOR SOME NICCAS TO GET IT RIGHT
WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO DATE WHOMEVER WE CHOOSE AND WHOMEVER MAKES US HAPPY IRREGARDLESS OF RACE
Somebody should tell him that only chicks and girly men wear their pants legs inside their boots.
I could have sworn you just posted pics of him sitting in the car with a pair of blue jeans, a brown jacket and brown boots with the pants tucked in. Maybe I was hallucinating. 
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Does that go for Devyne Stephens too?
Sandra you are one stupid narrow minded “ugly looking person”, you have the nerve to always call somebody out.
Chris Brown’s name is just that “Chris Brown”, stop adding your stupid names, you act like he beat your ugly looking ass!
You need to stop.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo *hides from Sandra*
:prays: for LBCali continued membership on Sandrarose.
*points @ LB*
he said it……not me……I just wanted to clarify that.
I don’t have a problem with dating outside your race or anything but how bout gettin you some eye candy while u are at it…Man, Tatiana Ali, Kerry Washington, Garcelle Beauvais, and Eve are beautiful women…get u a Matthew McConaughey or Alex Rodriquez (with his fine arse from CSI)…all of them have some very “normal” lookin boos…I’m just sayin, but hey whatever does it for ya and makes you happy
And where is the rest of Salt’s dress? Did she leave the church? And if not, I wonder what her fellow church members would say about that get up. You remember how she used to turn her nose up at anything Pep wore?
**hiding behind Krysi J**
Krysi J Says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo *hides from Sandra*
:prays: for LBCali continued membership on Sandrarose.
*points @ LB*
he said it……not me……I just wanted to clarify that.
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Oh shyt!!!!!
@LBCALI
Tell us how you really feel. *points at couch* lay down sweety and cool off let’s start from your childhood..
mistarie Says:
And where is the rest of Salt’s dress? Did she leave the church? And if not, I wonder what her fellow church members would say about that get up. You remember how she used to turn her nose up at anything Pep wore?
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missy Says:
@LBCALI
Tell us how you really feel. *points at couch* lay down sweety and cool off let’s start from your childhood..
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Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to celebrate LBCALI’s short but exciting e life here on Sandra Rose……….
@LBcali
“Relax,Relate Release” ok now “woosah woosah” breathe
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to celebrate LBCALI’s short but exciting e life here on Sandra Rose……….
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LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!! No u didnt
HEEYYYYYYY SWEETCHEEKS!
Don’t worry Sandra I’m sending you my bill it seems she has a lot of problems ..and I charge by the minute not the hour…(tings tuff )
@comment 43
and about that last pic … only a man can pose nude and still have a real career. how many playboy bunnies/video vixen have you seen running for office?
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to celebrate LBCALI’s short but exciting e life here on Sandra Rose……….
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He/She was a wonderful friend to the Sandra Rose community, who brought many in depth and thought provoking point of views with him/her. While we wish him/her well in their e-afterlife, here at SR, they will truly be missed. And now a hymn from the Sandra Rose choir.
Bish you are silly!!!!! U stay keeping me laughing!!!
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Im just sayin…..somebody is looking mighty ASHES TO ASHES DUST TO DUST right nah…. I ain gon’ say no names… *points at LBCali* but if you want a BLIND ITEM, ill hook that up!
I hope they don’t put that crying baby on LBCali’s obituary.
hey brown!!!! did u get MLK day off?
Is it safe to come out now?? LBCali, are you there?… hello… LBCali, are you there…?
Cinderella Says:
I hope they don’t put that crying baby on LBCali’s obituary.
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LMFAO
I wander what songs will be played?
He/She was a wonderful friend to the Sandra Rose community, who brought many in depth and thought provoking point of views with him/her. While we wish him/her well in their e-afterlife, here at SR, they will truly be missed. And now a hymn from the Sandra Rose choir.
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O IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FLY AWAY
FLY AWAY
O WHEN I DIE
HALL-EH-LUJAH BY AND BY
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I I I I i i I IIIIIIIIi EEEEEEHHEheeeeEEEYYYYY
FLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaeeeeeeeeAAAAAAYy!
@florida chick…perhaps “take u down” by chris brown
this is the hymn for lbcali
na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye ….It’s nice knowing you piece
Oh and I do need my money Sandra or anyone please I need my paycheck that child was a lot of work….
Cinderella Says:
I hope they don’t put that crying baby on LBCali’s obituary
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You already know where to go >>>>>>>>>
And now a hymn from the Sandra Rose choir
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I LOVE THE LORD HE HEARD MY CRY
, IIIIIIIIII LOOOOVVE THE LAAAWWWDDDD,
HE HUUURRRRDDD MY CRY EYE EYE!
BREAD OF HEAVEN BREAD OF HEAVEN FEED ME TIL I WANT NO MORE
BRREEEAAAADDDDDDDD………..
piece=peace
Get out leave right now it’s the end of your time on Sandrarose
It’s too late and I’s so sad *coughs* glad that you will be gone
gggggggeeeeeettttttttttt oooooooooouuuuuuuuuutttttt
WHY DID BIPOLAR CHICK JUST COME IN! IT’S 2 DAMN OCLOCK AND WE GET OFF AT 4!
LMFAO @ the comments
Ya’ll are too funny!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THE LORD HE HEARD MY CRY
, IIIIIIIIII LOOOOVVE THE LAAAWWWDDDD,
HE HUUURRRRDDD MY CRY EYE EYE!
BREAD OF HEAVEN BREAD OF HEAVEN FEED ME TIL I WANT NO MORE
BRREEEAAAADDDDDDDD………..
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I need you to join Cinderella please and thank you.>>>>>>>>>>
*playing the drums real fast shouting and crying time*
somebody say I’LL FLY!!!…..*points mic to the crowd*
WHEN I DIE!!!
SAY I’LL FLY…
This is the day
..(this is the day)
That the Lord has made
..(that the Lord has made)
I will rejoice
..(I will rejoice)
And be glad in it
..(and be glad in it)
@ brown…does she do this on the regular? what was her excuse?
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
WHY DID BIPOLAR CHICK JUST COME IN! IT’S 2 DAMN OCLOCK AND WE GET OFF AT 4!
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hmmmmm, what was even the point of showing up??
and I felt stupid for coming in at 11
Krysi J, you’se a fool.
If you wanna know oooo
Where I am goieeeeng
Where i am goieeeeng sooooon
I’m goin up yonder, goin up yondeerrrrr
I’m goin up wonder, goin up yondeerrrr
to be with my loorrrddddd
@ Brown, keep commenting so we will know the bipolar chick didn’t go postal, mmkay? Thanks!
*passes out and waits for someone to bring a MLK fan and some water*
crzasallgetout Says:
mirsmommy are you lurking
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I’ve been lurking as of 3 pm. Before that, I was in a meeting.
I hate meetings after lunch, cuz I’ll be forcing myself to stay awake, due to my suffering from the Itis 
Krysi J Says:
*playing the drums real fast shouting and crying time*
somebody say I’LL FLY!!!…..*points mic to the crowd*
WHEN I DIE!!!
SAY I’LL FLY…
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I’m leaving before ya’ll start passing around the collection plate.
Sweet cheeks I didn’t ask her
LMAO You guys are the craziest people EVER. I’m tyrna think of something creative to add but wont embarass myself with my lameness. Carry on lol
Why is AKeys looking like a Macys mannequin?
LBCali probably thought this was a NB post. Those are some hard core CB and Rhianna fans over there.
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
If you wanna know oooo
Where I am goieeeeng
Where i am goieeeeng sooooon
I’m goin up yonder, goin up yondeerrrrr
I’m goin up wonder, goin up yondeerrrr
to be with my loorrrddddd
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*passes out and waits for someone to bring a MLK fan and some water*
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*runs back in and lays down next to to Brown*
I love this song.
@ mirsmommy – I hate meetings after lunch too.. Its too d@mn much trying to pay attention.. specially when your suffering fromt he itis..
Does anyone remember that show Little House on the Prairie???????
There was this one song on there im trying to think of… Something about over the mountain or some ish like that?????
*gets up and does slow walk to casket shakin my head while the usher is holdin my hand*
@ topic: Ja Rule looks like 1999. Like he was an extra in an Onyx video or something.
If you wanna know oooo
Where I am goieeeeng
Where i am goieeeeng sooooon
I’m goin up yonder, goin up yondeerrrrr
I’m goin up wonder, goin up yondeerrrr
to be with my loorrrddddd
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Walking up to LBCali’s casket during Brown’s solo
*jumps in the casket*
NEVERMIND.. I GOOGLED IT..
Go tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere,
Go tell it on the mountain,
Our Jesus Christ is born.
**SORRY YA’LL, THAT WAS REAL RANDOM, BUT IT WAS WEIGHING ON MY MIND**
*jumps out the casket and falls on the floor*
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
*gets up and does slow walk to casket shakin my head while the usher is holdin my hand*
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Oh, so you just gon’ leave my azz laying in the damn floor huh? Okay, I see how ya’ll do in this church. I’m going back to the damn Empowerment Temple!
KRYSI I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IF I EVER SEE YOU WE ARE GONNA FIGHT!!!!YOU OWE ME 1.35 FOR MY WELCH’S STRAWBERRY!
*waiting on somebody to cover me up with a sheet*
@ brown…sooooo she just came in and sat down and got to work as normal….it takes me 30 minutes to get my computer and everything together, so now she’s down to 1 1/2 of actual work time, knowing the last 15 minutes she isn’t gonna be doing anything lol
((covers Krysi J up with a sheet, grabs her purse cause Lawd know she has good candy at the bottom of it))
**holding hands with Florida, mistarie, missy, mirsmommy and forming a circle around Krysi, humming “Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya***
Walking up to LBCali’s casket during Brown’s solo
*jumps in the casket*
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*jumps out the casket and falls on the floor*
____________________________DEAD before I could hit the door. *Man I hope my funeral is as nice as this one*
*knees buckle at the first glance of LB in the casket*
*bends down to kiss LB on the forehead and my church mother hat hits the top of the casket and falls into the casket*
well who gets to ride in the family limo….due to yall’s comments I think krysi j and brown already earned their seats….**why is it at every funeral folks gotta fight over who gets to ride in the limo***
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
*knees buckle at the first glance of LB in the casket*
*bends down to kiss LB on the forehead and my church mother hat hits the top of the casket and falls into the casket*
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DEAD… (please order me a winnie the pooh casket from Walmart)
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
**holding hands with Florida, mistarie, missy, mirsmommy and forming a circle around Krysi, humming “Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya***
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I quit. I swear I do. I just quit!!!!!!!!!!
cheeks8683 Says:
well who gets to ride in the family limo….due to yall’s comments I think krysi j and brown already earned their seats….**why is it at every funeral folks gotta fight over who gets to ride in the limo***
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cheeks8683 Says:
@ brown…sooooo she just came in and sat down and got to work as normal….it takes me 30 minutes to get my computer and everything together, so now she’s down to 1 1/2 of actual work time, knowing the last 15 minutes she isn’t gonna be doing anything lol
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*reaches in to get my hat but it gets stuck on LB’s turkish rope chain and the more i pull the harder it gets so ushers try to come pull me away cause they think I’m tryin to pull LB out the casket*
@ Brown: Didn’t I just say that I quit!!!!!!!!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
*reaches in to get my hat but it gets stuck on LB’s turkish rope chain and the more i pull the harder it gets so ushers try to come pull me away cause they think I’m tryin to pull LB out the casket*
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My bladder just quit. Getttt out ———————>
cheeks8683 Says:
well who gets to ride in the family limo….due to yall’s comments I think krysi j and brown already earned their seats….**why is it at every funeral folks gotta fight over who gets to ride in the limo***
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They damn sure was fightin over it at my baby dads grandpops funeral.. I was like “listen, I’ll just drive… E’f all that..”
KRYSI I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IF I EVER SEE YOU WE ARE GONNA FIGHT!!!!YOU OWE ME 1.35 FOR MY WELCH’S STRAWBERRY!
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* gets up and run out the church front door*
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
*reaches in to get my hat but it gets stuck on LB’s turkish rope chain and the more i pull the harder it gets so ushers try to come pull me away cause they think I’m tryin to pull LB out the casket*
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((grabs Brown by the shoulders and shakes violently))
“See now, this is why I dont take ya a$$ no where” >:(
>:(
FloridaChick813 Says:
cheeks8683 Says:
well who gets to ride in the family limo….due to yall’s comments I think krysi j and brown already earned their seats….**why is it at every funeral folks gotta fight over who gets to ride in the limo***
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They damn sure was fightin over it at my baby dads grandpops funeral.. I was like “listen, I’ll just drive… E’f all that..”
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That’s because you know the people in the limos’ gets first dibbs on the seats. Anybody else has to stand up.
WTH?? Why isnt the made smiley working??
Ooh okay, there it is
Krysi J Says:
*jumps out the casket and falls on the floor*
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*walking up to Krysi J, and softly whispers*
I think you’re at the wrong funeral. This here is the funeral for Afrikkka. His e-life passed weeks ago, but we’ve just located his body, and now this here is his funeral.
He went onto SandraRose.com, and lurked for months before registration opened. Once he had commenting privileges, he thought he was gonna go in on Sandra Rose and a few of her followers. Well, in return, they SandraRose.com followers ripped him apart, and Sandra Rose finished him off herself, and dumped the body. Being as though, he had no followers on his blog, if that’s what you wanna call it, it took weeks to identify him. And that’s why we are having this here funeral today.
Good luck on your search for LBCali’s funeral.
*runs in church bursting the door open*……WHY LB…whhhhhyyyyy did you have to do it…. (screaming)A senseless act lead to all this….CB ain’t worth it… I still need my money though(wipes tears away).*
mirsmommy Says:
*walking up to Krysi J, and softly whispers*
I think you’re at the wrong funeral. This here is the funeral for Afrikkka. His e-life passed weeks ago, but we’ve just located his body, and now this here is his funeral.
He went onto SandraRose.com, and lurked for months before registration opened. Once he had commenting privileges, he thought he was gonna go in on Sandra Rose and a few of her followers. Well, in return, they SandraRose.com followers ripped him apart, and Sandra Rose finished him off herself, and dumped the body. Being as though, he had no followers on his blog, if that’s what you wanna call it, it took weeks to identify him. And that’s why we are having this here funeral today.
Good luck on your search for LBCali’s funeral.
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This sounds like a situation here……because Afrikka body should be badly decomposed and smells like camel breathe…….so is this a situation that we need the situation for….
*reaches in to get my hat but it gets stuck on LB’s turkish rope chain and the more i pull the harder it gets so ushers try to come pull me away cause they think I’m tryin to pull LB out the casket*
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*spits out HOT POCKET!!*
DAYUM YOU!!..
Ya’ll aint got no sense
missy Says:
mirsmommy Says:
*walking up to Krysi J, and softly whispers*
I think you’re at the wrong funeral. This here is the funeral for Afrikkka. His e-life passed weeks ago, but we’ve just located his body, and now this here is his funeral.
He went onto SandraRose.com, and lurked for months before registration opened. Once he had commenting privileges, he thought he was gonna go in on Sandra Rose and a few of her followers. Well, in return, they SandraRose.com followers ripped him apart, and Sandra Rose finished him off herself, and dumped the body. Being as though, he had no followers on his blog, if that’s what you wanna call it, it took weeks to identify him. And that’s why we are having this here funeral today.
Good luck on your search for LBCali’s funeral.
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This sounds like a situation here……because Afrikka body should be badly decomposed and smells like camel breathe…….so is this a situation that we need the situation for….
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*whispering softly during Afrikkka’s e-home going service*
His body was badly decomposed. You should see how ashy his hands were.
I think you’re at the wrong funeral. This here is the funeral for Afrikkka. His e-life passed weeks ago, but we’ve just located his body, and now this here is his funeral.
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AfriKKKa got BANNED………………………. *drops to my knees*
AIN NOBODY TELL MEEEe NOTHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
mirsmommy Says:
*whispering softly during Afrikkka’s e-home going service*
His body was badly decomposed. You should see how ashy his hands were.
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*whispers*
Girl give him some lotion..he may be dead but he doesn’t have to leave this world ashy like white powder…..
poor ting never had a chance…….I think we should call the camel though…..he does excellent work with these situations …..
Ah man, 45 mins left..
Please keep me laughing til then
Good Afternoon All!
Eve, why, why, why!!!
Alicia looks tight as hell in them too small jeans and tht plastic looking damn jacket!!!!!
And tht ponytail is soooooo 2000, leave it in the past!!!!
That is all!
Krysi J Says:
I think you’re at the wrong funeral. This here is the funeral for Afrikkka. His e-life passed weeks ago, but we’ve just located his body, and now this here is his funeral.
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AfriKKKa got BANNED………………………. *drops to my knees*
AIN NOBODY TELL MEEEe NOTHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
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*giving Krysi J, the old lady hug, and softly patting her on the back*
It’s okay, it’s okay. He is now in a better e-place. If you would like to contribute to Afrikkka’s e-home going service, please give him some hits on his blog. I can’t remember the name of it, do a Google search, cross your fingers, and hope you can locate it.
Why y’all’s comments making me think of Rickey Smiley when he does the Bernice Jenkins church announcements voice on his radio show??? Now who we got on the orrrrgan?
cheeks8683 Says:
Why y’all’s comments making me think of Rickey Smiley when he does the Bernice Jenkins church announcements voice on his radio show??? Now who we got on the orrrrgan?
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sweet cheeks you goin to see rickey friday???
*organ starts playing my feet starts tapping and I get up feeling the spirit……singing (Boyz II men )*
And I know these little memories
Will be my sunshine when I am on here
Oh it is so hard to say goodbye to AFRRRIKKKKAAAAA
And I know he never used lotion
but I hope he does in his e-after life…OHHHHH
Its so hard to say good bye to AFFFRRRIKKAAAA
cheeks8683 Says:
Why y’all’s comments making me think of Rickey Smiley when he does the Bernice Jenkins church announcements voice on his radio show??? Now who we got on the orrrrgan?
Rickey Smiley. I heard, for the first time, this a.m. when he was calling heaven and talking to MJ, Teddy P, and James Brown. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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Who’s cooking for the after funeral dinner?
*graveside service*
solo preformance
*getting Mahalia deep*
“IIIIIIInnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, THE UppeR ROOoooooooooooMMmm
WitH JEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeesUS”
*fights back tears*
dead @Krysi
Cinderella Says:
Who’s cooking for the after funeral dinner?
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McDonalds
*releases 3 white doves for LB*
Cinderella Says:
Who’s cooking for the after funeral dinner?
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Popeye’s
*comes back in crying…….at the graveside*
Oh WHYYYYYY….his e-life was to short……
it is not fair….its just not fair…. *sniffles* Oh nooooo don’t go Afrikka…..plz don’t go plz……*wiping tears* this is such a sad day for SR we lost a very “good” member…..
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
I hope Afrikka doesn’t look Like he bathe in dust no more in his e-after life….. *sniffles walking to car*
*quietly leaves to try and get the biggest arrangement before they start givin them away*
Who’s pourin out liquor and bustin off shots after these e-funerals????
*releases 3 white doves for LB*
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I CANT FUKKING STAND YOU!!!
@ mirsmommy I was…i fell out during “going up younder”….they had to take me to the back because the lil boys in the front row started taking pics of me with their cell phone cameras, my underthangs where showin…:)
@ brown ima be at chior rehearsal…we have a concert comin up…u need to come, I need folks to fill up my shouting section when I do my solo lol
*jumps in the grave*
*peeks in church and grabs one of the arrangements and quickly walks out of church tearing up*
@mirsmommy-we ain’t pouring out liquor we pouring out a bottle of lotion……. *pours my lotion…hoping it seeps through the ground to reach Afrikka*
lol sweet cheeks! what church? I was asked to be a part of a gospel group but tell me why we aint had practice!
So I wonder if LBCali was banned for real or will we have to dig up him/her coffin?
@Krysi-Don’t do it girl………
this is sad enough……pull yourself together he is gone…we have to accept that…..
*thanked my flower bearer for the nice arangement she slipped in my car when they were puttin the rest in the hearse*
LOL I cant take it no more, yall are crazy as hell! But I thank you because Lord knows I needed to laugh today!
issy Says:
Brown Afrikka told me I can have those arrangements…..
*peeks in church and grabs one of the arrangements and quickly walks out of church tearing up*
@mirsmommy-we ain’t pouring out liquor we pouring out a bottle of lotion……. *pours my lotion…hoping it seeps through the ground to reach Afrikka*
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@mirs-if we use baby oil it will be to greasy when he gets to his e-after life………
Is it too early to discuss the will? Better yet I hope LBCali had life insurance cuz I aint paying for shyt.
*crawls out the grave*
he was all i had…
*gets some of the cute pall bearers to walk me to the limo*
Krysi don’t get a run in yo nde stockings
*nude
@ brown its a bunch of us young folks from diffrent churches in the group…its gonna be at the view. I’m gonna e-mail u the flyer. Ok y’all thanks for the laughs im bout to head out
Shoop, shoop, shoop
Shoop be doop, shoop, shoop
Sometimes you’ll laugh
Sometimes you’ll cry
Life never tells us, the when’s or why’s
When you’ve got friends, to wish you well
You’ll find your point when
You will exhale (yeah, yeah, say)
*drops* some lotion on top of the coffin ..It was nice knowing you ..
Is it too early to discuss the will? Better yet I hope LBCali had life insurance cuz I aint paying for shyt.
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*tells pall bearers to hold up*
*looks at Cinderella* Hell I ain paying for shyt either….call up dem rich family members we don’t call on unless we need em….FloridaChick just got a raise….let her pay for it!
I wonder if Afrikka’s Grandma bought him that Gerber baby life insurance. My Grandma bought all her grandkids that insurance and is still paying on it.
*just walkin in*
Yall are a mess. LMAO (Afrikka’s funeral)
that was a nice fUNE….
hurry up lets go to the house, yall know dey got popeye’s chicken, cornbread, collard greens, black eyed peas, candy yams, green beans, perlo rice, yellow rice, hawiian rolls, pot roast, potato salad and sweet-tea
Im getting in line FIRST I ain ate shyt all day sitting in this fuNE for 6 hours!!!
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
cheeks8683 Says:
Why y’all’s comments making me think of Rickey Smiley when he does the Bernice Jenkins church announcements voice on his radio show??? Now who we got on the orrrrgan?
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I Rickey Smiley. I heard, for the first time, this a.m. when he was calling heaven and talking to MJ, Teddy P, and James Brown. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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I heard that this morning. I thought it was too soon for MJ and Teddy P., but why when he asked Teddy did he have legs he said no, I have wings.
Krysi be careful of Mother Butler’s candied yams! You know she like to scratch!
I missed Afrikka’s name on the e-bituary.
She will be missed.
mistarie said
Does that go for Devyne Stephens too? I could have sworn you just posted pics of him sitting in the car with a pair of blue jeans, a brown jacket and brown boots with the pants tucked in. Maybe I was hallucinating
I thought it was him too…I was corrected….they said it was somebody else!!!
Oh emmmm gee… hatechalllllllllllll!!!
What post did afrikkka nut up in?
@ Anna, I didn’t know if I was supposed to laugh at that comment about Teddy P not having any legs but rather wings but I did. And they asked MJ what Jermaine put in his hair, he said “lard” I was dying laughing
@ Krysi,
’cause you know if you don’t get in line first, they will start running out and start rationing the food. I remember one time, I got a glass of koolaid and a neckbone after a funeral.
Don’t forget the pound cake for dessert.
Im going to leave now so I can grief by myself while listening to “Gangsta Lean”.
This is for my homies, see you when I get there.
LMAO CINDERELLA! YOU MUST BE CLOSE TO MY AGE
Cinderella Says:
Im going to leave now so I can grief by myself while listening to “Gangsta Lean”.
This is for my homies, see you when I get there.
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I swear I was singing that song a few days ago!!!!
ALRIGHT YALL I’M OUT! GOTTA STUDY FOR A TEST TONIGHT AND REMEMBER………”WE LOVE YOU FOR FREE SUGAS”
Krysi be careful of Mother Butler’s candied yams! You know she like to scratch!
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ewwwwwwww…..”they say she gots that nasty womans disease”
Does anyone watch the Animal Planet channel???? Well, I do sometimes, and there’s this new show called Pit Boss, with the Little People. Anyway, they rescue and rehabilitate Pit Bulls. So the owner, Shorty Rossi, found a loose Blue Pit Bull, and was walking around asking if anyone knew who the dog belonged to. So why the owner of the dog, a full grown man came walking up accusing Shorty of stealing the dog. All of a sudden the dude grabbed Shorty, and they ended up wrestling on the ground in the dirt!!!!
I swear that scene reminded me of the scene from I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, when Keenan Ivory Wayans dove over on the midget, well Little Person, and was wrestling with him!!!!
Don’t get mad at me for laughin yall, I already asked the Lord for forgiveness.
yall held me down today….our first FUNe needs to go down in SR history.
we some damn fEWLs!
Krysi J Says:
yall held me down today….our first FUNe needs to go down in SR history.
we some damn fEWLs!
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I dont have time to name all ya’ll
You know who you are. If you didnt do shyt today then this is for the shyt I know you will do tomorrow. KONA! NOW! 
@ VI, it went downhill after LBCali called Sandra an “ugly azz looking person”. We were minding our own business, posting on topic until that happened and we haven’t heard from him/her since.
Okay SR Fam. Good nite. Save me piece of pound cake. Be good.
Cya Quitta.
Peace out, Quitta.
See @ Mskayla, You would have been that fast child out the group to get the whoopin for stepping out first talking bout “what had happened was” …
no excuses! KONA!
Dang y’all getting send to the KONA ..which is well deserved…
Ummmmm….. *looking at missy sideways* you need to getchyo azz with her right now *taking off shoe* talking about “ya’ll”…..
VIBABY Says:
Ummmmm….. *looking at missy sideways* you need to getchyo azz with her right now *taking off shoe* talking about “ya’ll”…..
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Missy is one of the main culprits!!!
*holding on to VIBABY’s leg*
I ain going back…..NO…..Please…..they stop serving caprisuns…..
@Mirs Stop telling on folks cause yo azz aint even suppose to be talking while in the damn kona, so hursh…
Funny how the main offenders are steppin up without being called…..who missing? Krysi?
SEEEEEE…
I didnt even finish typing and here she go. Krysi, as much time as you spend in the kona you should pack your own lunch. Cant nobody afford to feed all of ya’ll every damn day.
VIBABY Says:
@Mirs Stop telling on folks cause yo azz aint even suppose to be talking while in the damn kona, so hursh…
Funny how the main offenders are steppin up without being called…..who missing? Krysi?
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*folding my arms, and stompin off to the Kona*
I hope yall serving Kool-Aid, and it better not be too doggone sweet!!!!
Pep’s face disturbs me greatly. She should have invested in some plastic hips instead of messing with her face! Alicia, there’s a difference b/w fitted and too small. COLONIAL!
*pouts* What I do? *stomps* Oh mann I was suppose to be on my best behavior in 2010…
Alicia’s jeans look like they’d sure ’nuff stir up some funk if she took em off – can you say breathable crotch? And her legs are huge, they have no definition; one size all the way down.
Dang it! I missed the ceremony!!!!
WHERE THE REPAST GON BE AT????
Don’t worry kat, we got it on video!
sandra, you’re kidding about scott brown right? how old is the man because he looks 30 years+ in the 70s!!
get it Chris! I have been loving his style lately.. He dosen’t dress and worse than Pharrell.. and I love Pharells style also, even Rev Runs son Diggy is dressing like this.. Chris is living his life smiling and people want him to be depressed and hold his head down. He has moved on and I am happy he is getting on with his life!
Yes her legs look like 2 nicely wrapped sausages and as far as the rest 1 more twinkie will put her over in the jr. misses plus size section. Feet are plumped too…better watch it!
And dang I still can’t get my freakin avatar up in here!!!! 