Channing Tatum is Proud of His Package

Sandra Rose January 12, 2010

Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it’s painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan—that’s what everyone calls him—does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener.

“It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life,” he says, flipping through photos on his iPhone until he lands on a grainy snapshot of a scorched member. His scorched member. “I’m good . . . now,” he says with a grin. “Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.” Read More…

nika405

Why do you do this to us Sandra? Tease us with the TIP post and then post this! We want real morning wood, and not some post about nothing!
shannon04

You lost me with this one sandra.
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

“My penis hurts just from looking at it.” I’m confused. Who wrote this article? Was he talking in 3rd person? Who was looking at his penis and giving these details? Sooo many questions…
http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*
FloridaChick813

Im with Ms.Kaylamomma — IM CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Sandra Channing is FIONE, you couldv’e posted some better pictures of him.. Sheesh..
Anna

Ms.kaylamomma Says:

“My penis hurts just from looking at it.” I’m confused. Who wrote this article? Was he talking in 3rd person? Who was looking at his penis and giving these details? Sooo many questions
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I agree.
FloridaChick813

WTH is going on with his hair??

Im NOT feeling that one bit..

I’ve seen much better pics of him..
musicluvher

I got all excited ready for at least a pic of Channing’s print!!! That excerpt was gross!!!
MrzzSmitty

Well where is it?
ksmommy05

Im too lazy to read. CAn someone dumb it down, sum it up for me? What about his penis?
LaTechGrad02

I want to click on “Read More” but I’m afraid that the actual pic of his ballpark frank will pop up and I’ll be kindly escorted from the building. Channing Tatum is FINE and I will be going to see Dear John. He looks good in that movie.
EricaDenese

How are you going to post an article about his peen and then now show it…

But Mr. Channing Tatum can
Quitta

Umm okay.
EricaDenese

now=not

I’m a retard today…
Quitta
LadyLew

“My penis hurts just from looking at it.” I’m confused. Who wrote this article? Was he talking in 3rd person? Who was looking at his penis and giving these details? Sooo many questions…
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I’m wit you on this one! I’m real confused why is another dude looking at his penis? Sandra are u telling us he’s :homoswitch:
laterthannever

Is the hair and effort to garner the gay vote? He looks a mess.
Daisy

*clutches pearls* well I neva…
ksmommy05

im lost. i attempted and failed at reading the entire article. Why is his penis gross and why is he showing pics? someone?? ne body?
pinky2083

That’s one cute white boy. I too am confused by the article though.
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Clearly the celebs are behaving much too well because it is a painfully slow news day. Figures, the day I’m home from work there wouldn’t be anything exciting.
http://twitter.com/allthingsmwny allthingsmwny

Channing and Mark Sellig are two of the cutest white boys to me..
pinky2083

Ok I had to go snooping:

The peen burning accident occurred on the Scotland set of the movie The Eagle of the Ninth. Channing explained that it was colder than Snow Miser’s d*ck there, so they would pour hot water into their suits to stay warm.

Channing said, “The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d*ck.”
Kat

I’m glad to see that I wasn’t the only confused by this article!
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

Ok, the reason his penis looked like a scorched hot dog is because someone poured scalding hot water down his wet suit Sandra, slow news day??
ksmommy05

^^^^^^^^^^^^^uggggh ewwww uggggh. yea. damn.
ksmommy05

thanks pinky
LaTechGrad02

thanks pinky.
Krysi J

No thanks…
pinky2083

Yep, Sandra knows how to leave info out
Daisy

That sounds painful OUCH
FloridaChick813

@ pinky — Thanks for the details… Well, not really, I couldv’e done without the visual… LOL.. But atleast we know now what happened..
pointhimout

uh, where is the pic of of the prick so we can examine the evidence closely, for hypothetical purposes of course.

dont judge me.
Mother Jefferson

pointhimout, the court needs more evidence!
CivilEngineer

:cringe: :legsclose: :theshakes: @pinky’s post…the thought
chase

he is a cutie…
alabamagirl77

@Chase..I agree he is a CUTIE!!!
free

i really liked him in step up. he can dance very well.
http://thechoklitfactory.wordpress.com/ ChokLitFactory

I think they are talking about him finally being circumsized???
Channig is so cute, but can’t act worth a Lick!:sorry:

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