Is It Too Late in the Evening For Some Morning Wood?

Check under the hood to see what pop legend Madonna sees in 20-something model Jesus Luz. *May not be work safe*

Spotted over at Socialite blog. Images taken by photographers Erik Asla and Shavawn Rissman.


 


42 Responses to “Is It Too Late in the Evening For Some Morning Wood?”

  1. 1
    Anna says:

    Sandra is trying to makeup for the Taylor post. Good Job! He is not my type but it’s ok to look. :lol:

  2. 2
    trynabeme says:

    He ain’t my type of hype…carry on. :yawn:

  3. 3
    ggouch says:

    Sirens are sounding off because someone went out the “I’m GAY as hell” emergency exit!!! WTF SR!!!

  4. 4
    Anna says:

    ggouch Says:

    Sirens are sounding off because someone went out the “I’m GAY as hell” emergency exit!!! WTF SR!!!
    ~~~~~~~
    He only looks cute in the first black and white photo. I thought back in the day smoking was to look sex, he looks stupid.

  5. 5
    CHARBEE1 says:

    LOL AT GGOUCH
    BUT HE IS PACKING IF ONLY HE WAS STRAIGHT. BUT WE HAVE TO REMEMBER MADONNA SWING BOTH WAYS ALSO.

  6. 6
    Anna says:

    CHARBEE1 Says:

    LOL AT GGOUCH
    BUT HE IS PACKING IF ONLY HE WAS STRAIGHT. BUT WE HAVE TO REMEMBER MADONNA SWING BOTH WAYS ALSO.
    ~~~~~
    Do you think Madonna turned Dennis Rodman out, that dude is crazy.

  7. 7
    Cinderella says:

    He looks a member of the DeBarge family.

  8. 8
    Cinderella says:

    *He looks like a member of the DeBarge family.* blame my keyboard

  9. 9
    Toni says:

    Is today Small Peen Day? Cuz socks don’t count.

  10. 10
    yvonne79 says:

    CHARBEE1 Says:
    BUT HE IS PACKING IF ONLY HE WAS STRAIGHT
    ————-
    What exactly is he packing? Cuz I don’t see it!!! All I see is peen and small smashed into a bathing suit that is too small. Maybe I need glasses. Carry on! :coffee:

  11. 11

    wow! wow! wow! too light for me though lol

  12. 12

    The first pic made me almost melt. So I hurried and clicked on the link to look at the rest of the pics and I’m disappointed.

  13. 13
    yvonne79 says:

    Ms.kaylamomma Says:

    The first pic made me almost melt. So I hurried and clicked on the link to look at the rest of the pics and I’m disappointed.
    —————–
    MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!! WOMP, WOMP,WOMP………..

  14. 14
    ShoYaRight says:

    -Sigh-
    Guess its just one of those days/week.
    Can we get a “reader submitted photo with a celeb” posting along with a backstory? Or maybe a sneak peek/preview or synposis of the new Fantasia or Pepa show? Or maybe some coverage of how the cops are getting away with murdering unarmed civilians and robbing bodegas left and right in Philly. Something?

  15. 15
    Crislex says:

    They need to stop playing and get them damn rocks out his drawers…making it look like he carrying marbles or something.

  16. 16
    LadeeA says:

    Why does his naughty bits look all bunched up like a bunch of jumbo grapes? Anyways Sandra, your morning woods are looking more and more :gay:

  17. 17
    Thando says:

    This is why I do not get excited at black&white photos of long lost pips on facebook. Why is it they can make a rhinocerous with the backside of a hippo look like Monique (hey, even a good black&white photographer ain’t turning that into Halle) no offense intended.

    That boy looks like he squirreled away some nuts in his tiny y-fronts. Not impressed. Nice from far, far from nice.

  18. 18
    missy says:

    Crislex Says:

    They need to stop playing and get them damn rocks out his drawers…making it look like he carrying marbles or something.
    _______________
    :rofl: .so true

  19. 19
    Quitta says:

    Nah Sandra it’s never too late. :D

    :cosign: with Crislex & LadeeA. LOL

  20. 20
    ggouch says:

    What exactly is he packing? Cuz I don’t see it!!! All I see is peen and small smashed into a bathing suit that is too small. Maybe I need glasses. Carry on!

    ________________________________________________________
    This dude is simply Heterosexually Challenged…..Like a pouting child, arms crossed mouth closed and lips pressed together cause I do not want the unsexy eyecandy aftertaste!! !!

  21. 21
    mistarie says:

    Sandra, who the fukk is this? Is THIS what you think we STRAIGHT women like to look at? WHAT THE FUKK?!?!?!? Sandra, I’mma need you to consult with some REAL straight women and find out what WE really like. Cause this ain’t it. Here’s a few hints:

    Idris Elba
    Nelly
    Nas(Pre Kelis)
    T.I.
    Allen Iverson
    Ray Lewis(o.k. maybe that’s just me- I would :hump: him all day!!!!)
    Mario

    Feel free to add on.

  22. 22
    missy says:

    adding to mistarie list

    Lance gross
    50CENT(me personally yea)
    Common
    Gilbert Arenas
    Sean Garret(my little secret)
    Tyrese

  23. 23
    Cinderella says:

    My morning wood request is Courtney Lee of the New Jersey Nets or Josh Smith of the Atlanta Hawks.

  24. 24
    Dsmoothone says:

    Tyrese all day long…
    Jevon Kearse
    Dhani Jones
    Brandon Jacobs
    Heck, I’d even like to see some Will Smith or Morris Chestnut

  25. 25
    LovelyLady says:

    Sean Garret(my little secret)
    ——
    :rofl: u a fool Missy.

  26. 26
    intensemocha says:

    HE MIGHT BE PACKING A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING, BUT HE’S WAY TOOO YOUNG FOR ME OR AT LEAST HE LOOKS MY SON AGE “23″

    MMMH AND HE’S A BIT TOO PRETTY AND NOT MASCULINE ENOUGH

    I’LL PASS-NOT EVEN FOR MY VIEWING PLEASURE

  27. 27
    ShoYaRight says:

    Adding my wood requests, actor Terrell Tilford, quarterback Jason Campbell and model Brandon Parker and co-signing Ray Lewis. That is all.

  28. 28
    SPB says:

    Madonna always picks some fine men!

  29. 29
    DarkChild says:

    Oh no! Here it comes… :hurl:
    You missed on this one auntie! :nono:

  30. 30
    MizzLeelee says:

    There’s nothing attractive abt but his body and that aint even all that!

  31. 31
    Zephyr1979 says:

    Handsome, don’t think I can date any guy who is prettier than me though, LOL!

  32. 32
    misslee21 says:

    If Keston Karter is gay this dude is beyond zesty! 50 cent or Nelly would be a great morning wood. Yum!

  33. 33
    Mahogany03 says:

    This is some cheap wood. I need me some fine quality wood. Wood request: WILL DEMPS :hump:

  34. 34
    Mother Jefferson says:

    His paynus looks average. But he could still get it, them Brazilians know how to put it down. Hell, thats how he made his living before he met Madonna!

  35. 35
    trynabeme says:

    LOL @ Mahogany

  36. 36
    trynabeme says:

    DEAD @ paynus!!!!

  37. 37
    Bird says:

    That was interesting. Half the pics are hot hot hot and half are not not not. I’m confused as to whether I’m feeling him.

  38. 38

    I can’t believe I am the only one who thinks he is cute… Well he most def my type..

  39. 39
    Al-Ameera says:

    ehhhh he looks a lil “how u doin?” but awesome body

  40. 40
    pointhimout says:

    :yawn: i still dont see what she sees but whatever. Lourdes’ father is the bness. That is one sexy ass guy.

  41. 41
    danjas says:

    no ma’am. this too i shall pass on.

  42. 42
    ohpretty1 says:

    Packing? Where? Just because a man has med – large balls doesn’t make him large. This pick is the perfect example, the peen rests on the balls like an anatomy drawing (ahem, small). Men who are packing can’t fathom wearing these little boy panties. Just trying to help SOME out.

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